No really, I'm not pregnant!

[Lil Bunny]

Seriously, I swear! I am not with kid nor do I plan to be!!

DF and I decided to throw planning to the wind and are getting married a year early. LOL little did we realize that it's um, about a month away. Would anyone like to guess how many people have asked when we're due?

I guess people just don't understand the idea that a.) neither one of us want a big ceremony, we just want to be married or b.) neither one of us will have anymore money a year from now than we do right now. I guess you have to have some excuse to get married so quick.

LOL So I need your help! Give me some great comebacks that are good for dear friends, co-workers and family (keep the family clean).

;) And no, I swear I am not pregnant.

[Evil Queen]

Some great comebacks huh? :devil:

To the Question "So when are you due?"

....I dunno, when are you?

....Oh my God! I'm Pregnant?! How come no one told me?! GAH! *to be followed by running in circles*

....A quarter past never on the nth month of Fuck you.

To the question of "You're Pregnant aren't you?"

....Oh My Gawd, Imaculate Conception! I AM GOD!

....Did You gain weight???

I'll sleep on it and post some more later. This should be fun! :angel:

[Kiwi]

haha my brother and his long time girlfriend just got pregnant

people keep asking them when they are going to get married.....

why do people do that, assume like that

not every in life is a mindless sheep who has to follow the exact same path

highschool university marriage kids.... sigh

[marasbaras]

When are you due?

I'm not entirely sure yet. Depends on who the father is. :devil:

[rvdammit]

30th February?

[Becks]

Tell them that you can't afford the big fancy wedding of their dreams. If they want one so bad, they can pay for it.

[iviles]

According to my ex husbands family I was pregnant for the entire marrage! In there minds its the only reason he would marry me. When some one would ask me if I was I would usaly light up a ciggerate inhale deeply and say I was due in a week :devil:. Its even funnyer when there is alcohal around. The looks on their faces are priceless!

[PuckishOne]

...A quarter past never on the nth month of Fuck you

Very nice. Very much something I'd say myself, too. ;)

Other possibilities:


"When am I due? What am I, an unpaid cable bill?"

"We'll have babies when you get your noses out of our bedroom"

"Interested in our sex life? Do you want video or DVD?"


and the ever-popular standby:


"That's none of your :censored: business." (said with a sickly sweet smile)


This was an annoyance of mine for a long time, too...eventually they'll drop it, so hang in there and good luck. :)

[Lil Bunny]

LOL thank you guys, this is cracking us up!

Oddly enough, the one person who I really thought would spring it on me hasn't. My dad just said "Are you sure this is the person you want to see across the breakfast table for the rest of your life? Well then, there's no need to wait is there?" ;) Thanks for the blessing Dad!!!

[Andara Bledin]

Oddly enough, the one person who I really thought would spring it on me hasn't. My dad just said "Are you sure this is the person you want to see across the breakfast table for the rest of your life? Well then, there's no need to wait is there?" ;) Thanks for the blessing Dad!!!

Ok, your dad officially rocks. That is really the only important question when it comes to the idea of getting married.

^-.-^

[sms001]

Give a reasonable "due" date.

Let it come.... and go.

For the EXTRA nosies that ask after that:

"Oh. we sold that baby for to get a new wide screen."

"That one was earmarked for the aliens."

"We plan on crankin' out about fifteen or twenty, so I gave that one away."

etc. etc.

Congrats on the nuptials. A long and healthy and happy life to you both.

[Slytovhand]

Congrats Bunny... on the wedding and on having a sane dad!

As to your question "When's it due?"

"Ummm...OMG... I think my water's just broken... get an ambulance...NOW!!!!"

[draftermatt]

"What, are you saying that I'm fat?"

"Not really sure, oh god, I have to throw up, will you hold my hair?"

[unclejampuff]

The due date? Say a day that has already passed, like March 26 2005.

I cannot stand weddings. They're silly, expensive, and annoying. I so plan on eloping, despite(or perhaps because of) my family's plans on my gigantor Catholic wedding. I haven't been Catholic since I was maybe 11.

[MystyGlyttyr]

(A full conversation I had when I was wearing a pair of pants that did make me look somewhat pregnant...)

"When are you due?"

"When am I due what?"

"Your baby!"

"What baby?"

"Aren't you pregnant?"

"No. Why?"

"Oh. Ummm..."

"...?"

"Never mind..."

It actually took me a couple of tries to figure that one out, heh.

[Lil Bunny]

*snickers* My friends will get the "Are you calling me fat one" since I pull that when they ask me for the salt shaker.

[Tanasi]

No I'm not pregnant nor am I happy to see you.

[Gothicsmurf]

I'm not, but he is. You see, these aliens...