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Rapscallion
09-12-2006, 08:14 PM
I picked up some anti-perspirant the other week. I don't use it often - usually just when in the warehouse. Today was one such day.

I'm moving around at a fair pace in the fridge, grabbing things off the shelf and generally doing my job, when my nose said, "Hello!"

It wasn't just "Hello", but more, "Hey, baby!"

Some lass nearby was wearing a rather effective perfume. There was only me and another bloke in there. I shrugged it off - I'm not prone to detecting smells that aren't there, but I just reasoned that maybe I was imagining it. Besides, with the air rotation in there, I was going to get the odd smell from the other side of the fridge now and again.

*sniff* Where is she? *sniff* Certainly smells like there's a lass in here, and that's a very distracting perfume. After all, women's perfumes are designed with chemicals to attract the male senses and vice versa, and they work on the eroticically interested areas, if what I know of the situation is correct.

*sniff* My glands like that smell, but...

It's me. I realised that I was smelling my deodorant, and it was very distracting indeed. I got home recently and checked the can - it's not overtly feminine in appearance, but it's a scent I would expect to smell coming from a woman.

I spent most of the day turning myself on.

Rapscallion, no change there...

Greenday
09-12-2006, 09:11 PM
Rapscallion, you're so good, you even attract the guys without trying. You're so damn amazing.

DGoddessChardonnay
09-12-2006, 09:39 PM
I'm surprised you didn't strut around the warehouse, singing "I'm Too Sexy" as that song just sounds so appropriate for such a situation.

I'd come and try to help you out, but it would be too long a swim from the other side of the Atlantic and I can't swim anyways.:p

Acolyte
09-13-2006, 01:38 PM
...

*Snicker*

...

Buhahahahaha!

That's awesome.

AFpheonix
09-13-2006, 06:23 PM
Hmmm....so that one song by the Devinyls to you is more like "When I think about me/I touch myself" ? ;)

NightWolf
09-13-2006, 07:22 PM
Ah that was a nice laugh. I needed that today Raps. Thanks. :lol:

And don't feel bad. I've been at home doing something and went....ooooh...nice smell. oh wait, :o , thats my antipersperant.

Rapscallion
09-13-2006, 07:41 PM
Extra points for anyone who can guess what I did after the shower today.

Oh yes, I still smell sexy!

Not sure how those pheremones would work of gay chaps. I work with a few, and I'm sure I'd be able to persuade one have a sniff to test it out, but I could end with more than I expected on my plate.

Rapscallion

Broomjockey
09-13-2006, 11:33 PM
I can see it now.

Raps: Hey, sniff me!
Guy: What?
Raps: Sniff my armpit!
Guy: Um, is this a joke?
Raps: No, seriously. Sniff me.
Guy: Ooookayyyy. *Wary sniff* Hey, that's nice. Reaaaal nice. Hmm. Wanna go back to my place?
Raps: Ack!

BusBus
09-14-2006, 04:47 AM
:roll:

Thanx for the giggle! I hope nobody else noticed the sexy smell.

stormtreader
09-14-2006, 09:03 AM
Wear the 'Ice Maiden' jacket with it, and go for a mixed signals day :D

Rapscallion
09-14-2006, 07:10 PM
Nah - I was wearing 'Fridge Magnet' today when I was in the warehouse.

Rapscallion

DGoddessChardonnay
09-14-2006, 11:33 PM
Nah - I was wearing 'Fridge Magnet' today when I was in the warehouse.

Rapscallion

So how many women tried to throw themselves at your feet today and ask to bear your children?:lol:

Rapscallion
09-15-2006, 04:32 AM
Oddly enough, none - until I logged on here.

Rapscallion

Primer
09-16-2006, 02:52 PM
Hmmm...IIRC, Raps works with some rather "macho" women. I'd be more afraid of one of them smelling him from the other aisle, and thinking he was one sexy babe!

Hey, if Raps likes the smell himself, I'm sure the women he works with would like it also!

Rapscallion
09-16-2006, 05:42 PM
I was wondering about how the scents designed to attract members of one gender would work on those of another if they were same-sex inclined. I've yet to get up the courage to find out.

Rapscallion