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Apathy
06-10-2008, 06:29 PM
A tech post made me think of this. I don't have a single SC in mind, but this happened to me constantly.

We had a register at the sporting goods counter, with which to ring up fishing licenses. The store desperately needed a red service phone there, but the SC's had to find us another way.

Anywho, here's how things normally went.

*I walk by the sports register and see that no one is around*
*Five minutes later, I get a call that a guest needs help there*
*I go out*
SC: I've been waiting for twenty minutes! It's impossible to find anyone around here!

On a side note, most people trying to get fishing licenses are jerks. Seriously, most were snotty and rude. I don't know what the relationship with fishing and asshattery is.

Demonoid Phenomenon
06-10-2008, 06:54 PM
I'm really going to have to come up with a chart or guide that translates real world time in SC measurements.
Real world second = 30 SC seconds
Real world minute = 5 SC minutes

So forth and so on...

IvorTangrean
06-10-2008, 07:01 PM
I have always found that they lie to a factor of three to four, so if they say 20 they really mean 5-7

Cyphr
06-10-2008, 07:07 PM
how about we jsut chalk it up to special relativity and time dilation?

Gothmog
06-10-2008, 07:19 PM
how about we jsut chalk it up to special relativity and time dilation?
You mean, the more a CS is dense, the greater its mass, therefore distording space/time, making everything slower - including brains ?

Sheldonrs
06-10-2008, 07:21 PM
"SC: I've been waiting for twenty minutes! It's impossible to find anyone around here!"

Response:

"Wow! You count minutes the same way I count the dead bodies under the store!"


:devil:

Cyphr
06-10-2008, 07:24 PM
"SC: I've been waiting for twenty minutes! It's impossible to find anyone around here!"

Response:

"Wow! You count minutes the same way I count the dead bodies under the store!"


:devil:

i dont get it :cry:

Sheldonrs
06-19-2008, 07:13 PM
i dont get it :cry:

Meant to scare her into thinking there are dead bodies under the store but not as many as I say there are. It's called a plausible diversion. :-)
Tell a bigger lie than the other one so that the original lie seems like part of it might be true. :-)