Funny Bumper Sticker

[BrassCowboy]

I saw this bumper sticker in the parking lot at school and thought it was appropriate for the site:

"Some people call them morons,
we call them CUSTOMERS!"

I think I creeped some people out by bursting out into laughter in a half empty parking lot.

[hawkchick11]

I need that bumper sticker!

[ArenaBoy]

I saw a good one that said Disgruntled Employee of the Month at my college.

[K245five]

I saw a good one that said Disgruntled Employee of the Month at my college.

I had that exact same bumper sticker on my car awhile back!!!:lol:

I remember I had one to go with it that said "Partnership For An Idiot-Free America". The reason I say "had" was because one day a late 50ish couple saw those two stickers while I was in traffic one day and took offense. I hear this loud honk from the car cater-corner to me from behind, and I notice these two scowling at me. I raise my hands up in a "WHAT!?" type of gesture. The guy honks again and the wife points to the one sticker and then the other. I'm like WTF? This is a free country! We do have freedom of speech here in America!

I took them off because I didn't want some small town cop pulling my ass over and citing me out of spite or something.

[Bella_Vixen]

"Some people call them morons,
we call them CUSTOMERS!"

Since we're trying to get the t-shirts up and going again...does anyone know of a good bumper sticker store?

[sportsmom]

Where I grew up (Southeastern VA) is a rather large vacation spot and I saw a sticker there one time that said ...

"Why do they call it 'Tourist Season' if we can't shoot them?"

I still want that one. :lol:

[El Barto]

I bought a sticker off eBay that says:

I know there's a hell;
I work in retail

I've had it for 3 months and it's still not on my car, in fact, I dont know where it is. :confused:

[dispatch]

I had 3 on my old pontiac 6000 (a local legend that never truly died) "jesus is coming, look busy!", "vegitarian, indian word for 'lousy hunter'", and "never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups"

I need to get a good one for my new car, I drive a 90s honda civic, not uncommon to see the same year and color in the same parking lot

[protege]

At one of the car shows during the annual Pittsburgh Vintage Grand Prix, I saw a funny sticker on the back of a Triumph TR7. It read something like "All parts falling off this car are of the finest English craftsmanship." Obviously an owner with a sense of humor. But, it would have been more appropriate on a Sterling...those things would fall apart if you looked at them wrong :p

[XCashier]

"Why do they call it 'Tourist Season' if we can't shoot them?"

I see that around here a lot, along with "Welcome to Arizona. Now go home!" :lol:

[Tanasi]

From my Civil War re-enactment days I have a trailor that I hauled the artillery pieces on that said "If you can read this then you're in range."
I also have "Happiness is a warm machine gun."

[Becks]

"Things haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister". Just saw it the other day.