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GingerBiscuit
06-28-2008, 08:02 PM
PC: Pervy Customer
Me: LAST DAY! W0007!


PC: So, what do I need to eat to get more protein?
Me: Well, for good quality protein, you need lean meats, or tofu- so tuna, eggs, chicken breast...
PC: Chicken breast? I don't much like chicken breast. I prefer LADY BREAST *looks me up and down with a disgusting look* yeah?
Me: *Disgusted silence.*
PC: Did I say something wrong?

Snowbird
06-28-2008, 08:15 PM
Me: *Disgusted silence.*
PC: Did I say something wrong?

Too bad you didn't have a dead fish handy. :salmon: What a dingleberry.

crazylegs
06-28-2008, 08:15 PM
This is the moment where I wish CS spray was legal to carry...

Negative conditioning would work wonders! :lol:

XCashier
06-28-2008, 08:17 PM
PC: Chicken breast? I don't much like chicken breast. I prefer LADY BREAST *looks me up and down with a disgusting look* yeah?
Me: *Disgusted silence.*
PC: Did I say something wrong?
:mad: "Gee. What gave you that idea?" :punch:

What a sleaze. He knew he was about one millimeter away from getting decked, and tried to play innocent. I bet you're glad it's your last day, and hope your next job is better!

Too bad you didn't have a dead fish handy.
Yeah, you could've said, "I prefer salmon," and then, :salmon:
:devil:

GingerBiscuit
06-28-2008, 09:15 PM
I just walked away. Let one of the boys serve him. I don't mind the occasional flickering or appreciative glance, but right out sleaze is just not fun.

Reminds me of the guy about two months ago who said 'Darlin'- you're arse is like- DAYUM. And yes, he pronounced it like that.

Well, thanks. Now I feel REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE about the fact I'm alone in this shop with you.

blas
06-28-2008, 09:20 PM
He won't be catching any quality ladies talking like that.

crazylegs
06-28-2008, 09:22 PM
What makes you think he's after quality (other than he's talking to the ever lovely GingerBiscuit)?

With a demeanor like that he's probably gotten a few females under his belt (as it were) but nothing of any decency.

:puke:

blas
06-28-2008, 09:30 PM
All I meant was he's simply some stupid tool out trying to "score" with chicks.

lupo pazzesco
06-28-2008, 09:35 PM
....

"so...you're telling me you're real name is Hannibal Lector...?"

What a moron.

cinema guy
06-28-2008, 10:53 PM
GingerBiscuit, since it was your last day, couldn't you have given him a piece of your mind.

One-Fang
06-28-2008, 11:18 PM
I suspect that, even though it was her last day, the lovely GingerBiscuit simply has too much decorum to be reduced to such a level.

:)

tropicsgoddess
06-28-2008, 11:29 PM
GingerBiscuit, since it was your last day, couldn't you have given him a piece of your mind.

I would've done that...:devil:

RecoveringKinkoid
06-29-2008, 03:26 AM
....

"so...you're telling me you're real name is Hannibal Lector...?"

What a moron.

Yeah, you kind of beat me to it, there. I was thinking along the same lines.

"Really? Holy crap, are you telling me you kill and eat women? Security!"

JustADude
06-29-2008, 11:48 AM
I suspect that, even though it was her last day, the lovely GingerBiscuit simply has too much decorum to be reduced to such a level.

:)

Indeed! :grats: to GingerBiscuit for keeping the high-ground even in the face of such a blatant invitation to leap off it and deliver a flying elbow drop to a SC. :muya:

GingerBiscuit
06-30-2008, 09:22 AM
Indeed! :grats: to GingerBiscuit for keeping the high-ground even in the face of such a blatant invitation to leap off it and deliver a flying elbow drop to a SC. :muya:

Indeed. I didn't want to sink to a level that would leave him with a right to feel aggrieved. I have at least three times his IQ, and therefore I just dsiscounted him immediately and went to an imaginary world where he didn't exist.

But still.

Eeeeewwwww *shudder*

Polenicus
06-30-2008, 12:17 PM
PC: Pervy Customer
Me: LAST DAY! W0007!


PC: So, what do I need to eat to get more protein?
Me: Well, for good quality protein, you need lean meats, or tofu- so tuna, eggs, chicken breast...
PC: Chicken breast? I don't much like chicken breast. I prefer LADY BREAST *looks me up and down with a disgusting look* yeah?
Me: *Disgusted silence.*
PC: Did I say something wrong?

I'm sorry, we seem to have an escapee from the Alberta Quality Male Re-education and Exotic Foods Instituition.

We'll send a team to round him up immediately for 're-education'.

And on a related note, we expect a new shipment of bite-sized Prarie Oysters very soon now.

mharbourgirl
06-30-2008, 12:33 PM
I'm sorry, we seem to have an escapee from the Alberta Quality Male Re-education and Exotic Foods Instituition.

We'll send a team to round him up immediately for 're-education'.

And on a related note, we expect a new shipment of bite-sized Prarie Oysters very soon now.

:rotflmao:

:roll::roll::roll::roll::roll:

Prairie Oysters..... weeeeee! I haven't heard that one since I moved east. :)

depechemodefan
07-01-2008, 01:20 AM
Man is sleaze. ugh.

since this thread is labeled "ew"...A guy just burped. First it was
Buuuuurp,
then Bwwwwwwerp!
His friend said, "ugh, you burp or you fart?" Ugh.

mariamousie1
07-01-2008, 02:43 AM
When I saw the first line I thought he was going to make a really gross comment about protein. I don't have a dirty mind, though! :angel:

Shards
07-01-2008, 04:01 AM
Indeed! :grats: to GingerBiscuit for keeping the high-ground even in the face of such a blatant invitation to leap off it and deliver a flying elbow drop to a SC. :muya:

I would've taken the Elbow Drop. Much more satisfying.

Samaliel
07-01-2008, 10:42 AM
I like the Large Trout of Slapping +5 better.

XCashier
07-02-2008, 12:16 AM
I like this best: :chipper:

Though this can be fun, too: :flame: