Not AGAIN!

[blas]

So Tommy Lee moved out two weekends ago......and I thought it was over. No more nasty guys barbequing in their boxer shorts, no more "Rock Of Love" type of thing going on at his brothel, oops, apartement......

Now a warbling toad lives there. This couple moved in just days after they cleaned out Tommy Lee's place. They were super quiet and seemed great last weekend when they first got here. I was like "Yay a nice quiet older couple! Now all I have to worry about is Sheriff."

I awoke this evening to what sounded like someone warbling their last dying wishes. I went out to have my first smoke of the evening to hear an acoustic guitar, and the older guy whining and warbling some kind of folk/country music song.

Ohhh, it's awful. I thought it was BAD when Tommy Lee had band practice in his apartment and you could hear his (lack of) guitar skills and it would resonate through the entire building, but this is worse. This guy is outside, strumming an out of tune acoustic guitar and warbling like a dying toad.

I hope he doesn't turn this into a nightly show. What makes him think anyone wants to hear that? Oh...my ears. I am thisclose to just saying to hell with the lease rules and smoking in my bathroom, closing my windows and sticking to my furtniture and just dealing with the strong humidity.

Someone please drive by and throw a shoe at him or something!

[BookstoreEscapee]

At Ex's apartment we used to get treated to the occasional mid-day electric guitar solo. The rest of the time it was the TV or stereo. At least they didn't sing.

[FuzzyKitten99]

Go up and tell him he sucks and that you are just letting him know so he stops wasting his time. If it was pleasant to hear, you wouldn't complain.

[Evil Queen]

Earplugs will help save your sanity.

[FuzzyKitten99]

Earplugs will help save your sanity.

"Why should [she] change? He's the one who sucks!" :lol:

[Ree]

Man...I hope I never end up in an apartment near you.

I would hate to think what I would possibly end up doing to piss you off and hate me as a neighbour. ;):p:wave:

[Greenday]

Man...I hope I never end up in an apartment near you.

I would hate to think what I would possibly end up doing to piss you off and hate me as a neighbour. ;):p:wave:

I'd just hate to think of the other crazy neighbors I'd have.

[Evil Queen]

I'd just hate to think of the other crazy neighbors I'd have.

Wanna be my neighbor? I'm as crazy as it gets without involving police action. :wave:

[Greenday]

Wanna be my neighbor? I'm as crazy as it gets without involving police action. :wave:

Well, as long as I don't need to call the cops, I'm fine with that.

[Evil Queen]

Just don't mind the weird girl trying to do the hula while wearing the kabuke mask. :D

And I occasionally do a victory disco.

[blas]

I'm not an evil bitch or impossible to please. I genuinely dislike my neighbors for some of the things they do. Don't we all?

Let's see.....Sheriff......need I say more? Who here enjoys being spied on while you smoke or watched and then ran after? Anyone? Didn't think so.

Who likes being peeked at while they walk to their car by the nosy lady downstairs, who then sets her car alarm, just to let you know she's watching you? Yes lady, I'm a bonafide car thief. Your Buick is just what I want to steal.

And personally, even though I work nights, most normal people are settling down for the night once it gets late. I don't honestly know who wants to hear an out of tune guitar and some awful, warbling singing.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Just don't mind the weird girl trying to do the hula while wearing the kabuke mask. :D

And I occasionally do a victory disco.

http://www.curevents.com/vb/images/smilies/worth.gif

That is all....

[LostMyMind]

I don't honestly know who wants to hear an out of tune guitar and some awful, warbling singing.
He might be pretty good, just tone deaf due to age. Maybe sweetly tell him that his guitar is out of tune and might want to invest in an electronic tuner before the town's dogs start gathering. :lol:

[blas]

I'm thinking of having a friend do a drive by shoe throwing on his bicycle.

Well then again, if it's perfectly acceptable for him to be outside warbling late at night, then it's perfectly fine if I blast music as loud as it will go, right?

[Broomjockey]

There's a bit of a difference between some guy singing off-key and having fun with his guitar and you blasting music at high volumes. Cut the guy some slack. He's new, and was enjoying the night air. Give him a week before you plan the excecution.

[Amethyst Hunter]

I would be fast running out of places to hide all the bodies.

...I really need a shirt that says "Does Not Play Well With Others". :wave:

[Misty]

could be worse. You could live next door to this guy:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/708850980.html

[protege]

Why am I not surprised that it's in Pittsburgh? There are some real freaks inside the city limits. I'm so glad I live out in the 'burbs :rolleyes:

[AdminAssistant]

A pair of young, perky undergrads (at least, that's what I assumed) lived under me last year. Many's the time that they would blast the latest hits by 50 Cent, Nelly, and the like. Often very late at night. If not that, then I would get to hear one of the girls get into screaming matches with her ghettolicious boyfriend.

I often considered getting up at 5 am, then repeatedly ringing their doorbell. Or doing jumping jacks. Or playing really loud opera.

But, alas, I just waited it out. Primarily because I was once a bouncy giggly 19 year old who listened to loud obnoxious music at all hours. They actually weren't as bad as the people in the house next to this one. The ones who had random people come to give them rides. People who would pull up and lay on the horn. So very annoying.

[protege]

I often considered getting up at 5 am, then repeatedly ringing their doorbell. Or doing jumping jacks. Or playing really loud opera.

Even better...is to find a game like Micro$haft's Train Sim. Put the speakers facing the floor, crank them to full blast, and then hit the horns. Trust me, it's loud. When I still lived at home, my speakers could rattle the windows downstairs :devil:

The ones who had random people come to give them rides. People who would pull up and lay on the horn. So very annoying.

I know what that's like. The house across the street from me is currently up for sale. Nearly every night, there's someone coming or going...and it always seems to be some shitbox Dodge pickup. Not only can you hear that thing long before you see it, but whoever drives it annoys the hell out of me. He usually leaves it idling for a few minutes, while he screams at his buddy across the street. I'll be so happy when it finally sells!