Smoke gets in your eyes

[Sheldonrs]

Standing outside on a smoke break in a designated area, some lady driving by stops her car and rolls down her window to yell at me:

Lady:
"You shouldn't be smoking here, it stinks up the place!"

Me:
"Is that an electric car?"

Lady: (annoyed that I seem to be changing the subject)
"No!"

Me:
"Then shut up."

Lady drives off with pissed-off look. :)

GOD, that felt good! I almost needed another cigarette after that! lol!!!

[tropicsgoddess]

Nice!!! Way to own the moron, Sheldon! :highfive:

[kibbles]

LOL!!! That's a good one! Did she give you the cat-butt face? ;)

[Sheldonrs]

LOL!!! That's a good one! Did she give you the cat-butt face? ;)

No, just the "I'm gonna look pissed because I have no response" look. :)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Hehe, you rock. :D

[blas]

One morning after work, I was having my frappuccino and cigg and the downstairs neighbor's son was leaving, and he shouts out his window "You're too pretty to smoke!" and drove off.

Whatever, ass.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Oh, nice one! Fast comeback! :lol:

[Evil Queen]

Oh, I am so going to use that! :lol: Thanks Sheldon!

[Sheldonrs]

Thanks all. :-) One thing I noticed a long time ago, my sarcasm/humor increases and my brain-to-mouth filter decreases in direct proportions, whenever I'm pissed, scared or in pain. Don't know why.:headscratch:
When I dislocated my elbow roller blading (don't ask) I was cracking jokes with the EMTs. Both times I got mugged, I was verbally smacking down the muggers, making fun of their threats as they were trying to get my money.

I think my favorite was when I was walking home from work a few years ago and some schmuck on a bike comes to a halt behind me because he didn't have enough room to go around. He yells at me "there's a reason the sidewalks are wide asshole!" I went on autopilot again and yelled back "there's a reason they call it a sideWALK dick!". He gave me the finger and rode off.

I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that I know that just about anyone could kick the crap out of me so I may as well get some points before I get killed. lol!!

[blas]

Don't feel bad, Sheldon. A lot of us on here have that same problem....errr...talent, rather?