MystyGlyttyr
08-15-2008, 06:52 PM
I had a bout of pneumonia at the start of the year that left me borderline unconscious and on the verge of the emergency room for a week. I didn't completely recover for almost two months.
...turns out I didn't "completely recover" at all. Apparently I got left with some long-term damage to the lungs that left them fairly weak. And now, goodie of goodies, a cold I had caught has apparently restarted the whole cornucopia of symptoms back up again.
Chest pain? Check.
Exhaustion? Check.
Fever, pain? Check.
Hacking up green shit? Check.
Difficulty breathing? Check.
Nasty-ass taste constantly in mouth? Check.
Why yes, I do believe that's referred to as the beginning of a "relapse" ladies and gentlemen. :mad:
Guess what, lungs, as soon as I get home from work, I'm going to eat a shitload of vitamins, drink as much fruit juice as I can, sleep for the next three days, and in general DROWN YOU IN GOOD THINGS. I WILL be back at work completely healthy on Tuesday and you will LIKE IT. And you know what else? After this, we're going to start working on building you back up and this will NOT be happening again, you got it MAGGOTS!! /drill sergeant voice
(Aside from that, if ya'll don't hear from me for a while, don't worry, I'm probably just asleep ;) It's actually better that you don't hear from me, since I have friends who have explicit instructions to inform all my online connections if I'm somehow severely incapacitated. So no news is good news!)
...turns out I didn't "completely recover" at all. Apparently I got left with some long-term damage to the lungs that left them fairly weak. And now, goodie of goodies, a cold I had caught has apparently restarted the whole cornucopia of symptoms back up again.
Chest pain? Check.
Exhaustion? Check.
Fever, pain? Check.
Hacking up green shit? Check.
Difficulty breathing? Check.
Nasty-ass taste constantly in mouth? Check.
Why yes, I do believe that's referred to as the beginning of a "relapse" ladies and gentlemen. :mad:
Guess what, lungs, as soon as I get home from work, I'm going to eat a shitload of vitamins, drink as much fruit juice as I can, sleep for the next three days, and in general DROWN YOU IN GOOD THINGS. I WILL be back at work completely healthy on Tuesday and you will LIKE IT. And you know what else? After this, we're going to start working on building you back up and this will NOT be happening again, you got it MAGGOTS!! /drill sergeant voice
(Aside from that, if ya'll don't hear from me for a while, don't worry, I'm probably just asleep ;) It's actually better that you don't hear from me, since I have friends who have explicit instructions to inform all my online connections if I'm somehow severely incapacitated. So no news is good news!)