blas
08-18-2008, 01:04 AM
It's no longer a favorite past time for just your pooch.
If you're sick of Sheriff stories, stop here. Cuz yes, unfortunately, it is.
That idiot never ceases to amaze me.
In the "sucky neighbor" thread, I wrote a few days ago about how Wednesday night, he ran outside and up the sidewalk in his UNDERWEAR, phone in one hand, the other arm flaring like a madman, and seconds later a police car drove by.
We never discovered what "emergency" (meaning who parked wrong or who was doing something "illegal") went down the other night. But anyone who was outside got a good chuckle, a good use of their gag reflex, and an even stronger hatred of the idiot.
Just a while ago, I was outside and saw a girl and guy in a little Cavalier pull up by the side of the street. They parked a little weird, but the girl was on her cell phone and kept turning her head around as if she were lost. Probably a safe bet, as this street is nothing but apartments and is really hard to figure out who is where.
Now, they had pulled in sort of in the way of the entrance to the parking lot, but were only there for a matter of seconds. A minute at most. The girl all of a sudden put her phone down, backed up and pulled away, so it's safe to assume she figured out where she was and was leaving, right? Absolutely no harm done, right?
As she pulls away, a door flings open, and Sheriff armed with his ancient cordless phone to his ear, and trusty cowboy boots goes RUNNING down the sidewalk, chasing after the car, most likely to get the plate number. I kid you not, he came barreling out of his apartment and went running at full force after her. You could hear his cowboy boots going CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK as he ran to the end of the street. I couldn't see where the car had went, but whichever direction she took, he followed, still running. Now obviously there's no way he could keep up with her car once she got going.
Oh my word......what a new low, if there is such a thing for that freak. Chasing cars in an attempt to report her for parking improperly.
If anyone wanted any proof that he does spy on everyone through the window or some other means, there you have it. I'm not crazy. She wasn't even parked for more than a minute and he was on her tail.
If you're sick of Sheriff stories, stop here. Cuz yes, unfortunately, it is.
That idiot never ceases to amaze me.
In the "sucky neighbor" thread, I wrote a few days ago about how Wednesday night, he ran outside and up the sidewalk in his UNDERWEAR, phone in one hand, the other arm flaring like a madman, and seconds later a police car drove by.
We never discovered what "emergency" (meaning who parked wrong or who was doing something "illegal") went down the other night. But anyone who was outside got a good chuckle, a good use of their gag reflex, and an even stronger hatred of the idiot.
Just a while ago, I was outside and saw a girl and guy in a little Cavalier pull up by the side of the street. They parked a little weird, but the girl was on her cell phone and kept turning her head around as if she were lost. Probably a safe bet, as this street is nothing but apartments and is really hard to figure out who is where.
Now, they had pulled in sort of in the way of the entrance to the parking lot, but were only there for a matter of seconds. A minute at most. The girl all of a sudden put her phone down, backed up and pulled away, so it's safe to assume she figured out where she was and was leaving, right? Absolutely no harm done, right?
As she pulls away, a door flings open, and Sheriff armed with his ancient cordless phone to his ear, and trusty cowboy boots goes RUNNING down the sidewalk, chasing after the car, most likely to get the plate number. I kid you not, he came barreling out of his apartment and went running at full force after her. You could hear his cowboy boots going CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK as he ran to the end of the street. I couldn't see where the car had went, but whichever direction she took, he followed, still running. Now obviously there's no way he could keep up with her car once she got going.
Oh my word......what a new low, if there is such a thing for that freak. Chasing cars in an attempt to report her for parking improperly.
If anyone wanted any proof that he does spy on everyone through the window or some other means, there you have it. I'm not crazy. She wasn't even parked for more than a minute and he was on her tail.