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Mad-Bassist
09-28-2006, 07:46 PM
I'm back!

I am now the senior night auditor at a posh four-star hotel. Here are the minuses:

I have to kiss more backside,
I have to listen to depressing hollywood music from half a century ago,
I commute twelve miles to downtown by bus to save money,

Now here are the pluses:

The average guest is spending what I make in a week to stay there, and they're mostly pleasant business people that sleep all night. We also get the occasional celebrity: Robert Wagner, Harpo the Clown, and Adrienne Barbeau (Whooooooooo!) to name a few.

The general manager is nuts--similar to me, but a different variety of "nuts." In short, someone I'm happy to work for.

The rest of the staff is cool, and like my previous hotel, mostly women. I'm not complaining. :)

The management prefer to have me work four ten-hour days per week, so I get full time with three-day weekends to plot global domination. Heh heh heh.

There is health insurance that's paid pre-tax, bus passes that are almost half-off, membership in a nice credit union, and uniforms they clean and maintain (dress shirt, tie, and suit jacket.)

Oh yeah, the job is easy too--especially when the guests are asleep. Heh heh.

See you all in the chat room sometime!

MadMike
09-28-2006, 08:21 PM
Yeah, it's about damn time you made it back here. :p

Glad to have a fellow metalhead on board. :muya:

Luna
09-28-2006, 08:32 PM
Rock on! Good to have you back!

Rapscallion
09-28-2006, 08:42 PM
Good to have you back. :D I was about to head for the admin panel to moderate you up (ooh, my grammar...) when I realised Mike had beaten me to it.

Welcome back!

Rapscallion

DGoddessChardonnay
09-28-2006, 09:08 PM
Glad to have you back.:wave:

Mad-Bassist
09-29-2006, 06:55 PM
Thanks all! I'm almost at the five month mark now (not counting the three weeks of corporate training while the hotel was under construction.)

I might have a story or two to tell. ;)

Wanna see something messed up?

http://www.mad-bassist.com/bio/erich_deluxe.jpg

MadMike
09-29-2006, 07:15 PM
OMG, that's just disturbing! :runaway:

Crazyredhead
09-30-2006, 03:50 AM
I think you look very nice. I love a man in a suit. I'm not much for a military uniform since I had to look at them for 10+ years. You look professional.

Oh, and yeah, welcome back.

Der Cute
09-30-2006, 04:29 AM
You look very nice in the suit...but NOTHING like a metalhead.

Now lets see Mad Mike in that suit. MUAHAHAHAHAAH.


Cute

Seanette
09-30-2006, 09:20 AM
I agree with Crazyredhead. You look very nice in that picture. Very much the dignified professional gentleman (and I do mean that as a compliment).

Mad-Bassist
09-30-2006, 10:08 AM
Hee hee hee! Thanks Seanette and Crazyredhead. As for Cutenoob...

http://www.mad-bassist.com/bio/closeup.jpg

Mwahahahahaaaa!

MadMike
10-01-2006, 04:45 AM
Now lets see Mad Mike in that suit. MUAHAHAHAHAAH.


This is about as close as you're going to get. ;)

I'll give you a before and after pic...

Der Cute
10-01-2006, 05:02 AM
#1: POSESSED MAN

#2: Gemme outta this monkey suit dammit

(I like your helper in #2. Cute little bugger.)

Cutenoob