The maury show

[candyshopgirl]

So I'm home sick today with the sinus infection from hell.And I'm sitting here watching maury.These people are so fu$$$ing stupid. How can these woman sleep with so many men in the month or two it takes to find out your pregnant? I swear I'm confused how their vagina haven't fallen off. Have you guys ever seen the girl meroshol.She has tested something like 10 guys,none of them are the father. I swear the next test maury needs to give her is a aids test. Also the kind of show that boils my blood is the woman that cheat on these great guys. You know the guy that goes to work and supports you and just is a really good guy. My brain hurts:(

[dithers66]

Watch this stupid woman get owned on Maury. These people don't deserve anything but our laughter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3rskbp3zao&feature=related

[RetailWorkhorse]

:roll: CandyShop, if you keep watching Daytime TV it's going to rot your brain. Surely there's gotta be something on the History channel or something that you can watch.

[candyshopgirl]

I almost forgot Lil Jon made a song called......wait for it..........




Dat not my baby,the kicker the hook is the maury show theme.

And I quote...

'Bitch dat not my baby,you better go see maury":rolleyes:

[RetailWorkhorse]

PFFFFT!!! GAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!! *Chokes-wheezes-hiccups-keeps laughing*

[ArcticChicken]

Daytime TV is often playing in the employee break room. I caught part of one episode of Maury where the woman was on either her 13th or 16th 'baby daddy'. I love the part where they're showing clips from the previous shows, and in each one she's saying "I'm 100% sure he's the father of my baby", "I'm 150% sure that he's the father of my kid", "I'm 900% sure that this one is really, truly, finally the father of my child". And then gets up and dances around when guy number 27 is the man.

God, I hope it's scripted.

[depechemodefan]

This is going to sound classist. Libraries have librarians and support staff. Librarians include library serv. spec., who are people with bach. but not MLS (now a days I think an MLS is now "Master of Information Services) and support Staff will be people who check in books, shelve books, work in payroll and the business office, and some are in HR, though most of HR are people with degrees. Librarians on their break or at lunch will read books or have conversations. Support staff will have conversations or watch movies on their portable dvd players. Both groups will use the internet if they can.

I had to work at a branch library for some months. They had a tv in their breakroom (the main library didn't, and we had 2 breakrooms). If there is no support staff in the break room, and it's just librarians, the tv is off. But at lunch the support staff will turn on the tv, and either it's Family Fued or All My Children* at noon, or Maury at 1pm. The librarians will eat then try to read a book in the break room or go to their desk to read.
Granted, I watched Family Feud and played along until it was over then I would go read. But how many times we walk in and hear "...you are not the father/you are the father?" Though me and another librarian watched an ep. of "Is it a she or a he?" and the punch line was all the sexy "s/hes" were all women. My co-worker was interrested in sex changes and transvestites. And it's funny how the support staff would excpect Maury to reveal the surprise in the middle of the show :rolleyes: He's waiting for the end of the show for the big surprise, morons. Of course, if you watch Maury and think it's the greatest, I might be putting my foot in my mouth, hee.

Though yesterday I went with my mom to draw blood and was watching a little of Judge someone or other, and part of the thing was The guy had 3 baby's mamas, and one of the baby's mamas bought his current gf a cell phone. The judge was incredulous.

*There was this one support staff woman who asked if it was ok to change to All My Children, how she loved watching it though she usually catched up with the day's ep. on Soap Network. So she will turn it on, then she would get on her phone or else go somewhere else. If she wasn't back in 20 min., I would turn off the tv or change the channel if someone wanted another channel. It would drive me insane (well, not really) that she change the channel and went away most of the time.

Funny thing, prostitutes and porn stars probably have less kids by accident then the average public, and they are paid to have sex with multiple partners.

[RayvenQ]

Daytime TV is often playing in the employee break room. I caught part of one episode of Maury where the woman was on either her 13th or 16th 'baby daddy'. I love the part where they're showing clips from the previous shows, and in each one she's saying "I'm 100% sure he's the father of my baby", "I'm 150% sure that he's the father of my kid", "I'm 900% sure that this one is really, truly, finally the father of my child". And then gets up and dances around when guy number 27 is the man.

God, I hope it's scripted.

Something like this you mean?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEP-j-IqqQg&feature=related

5 or 6 kids the girl has and the guy on there has been on there 2 times before, yet she insists that her kids don't need a father because they have her :rolleyes:

[Music Mo-Gal]

I don't know what this whole topic has to do with sucky customers, but yeah, I get so mad when I see those idiot morally bankrupt girls on Maury.

[Kheldarson]

Because these girls and their offspring are the sucky customers?

[Rapscallion]

Doesn't really involve customers - moved to off topic.

Rapscallion

[taxguykarl]

Some of the girls are themselves SC's.

I did a return for one: A household of five (her and 4 kids) and no 2 had the same last name. These girls are for real. She threw a hissy fit worthy of her 3 y.o. when there was a delay in processing.

[Saydrah]

I had to ban myself from the Maury show. I watched too much of it while laid up with the flu and realized I was losing my faith in humanity and beginning to presume total strangers were like the people on Maury until proven otherwise. So, no more daytime TV for me.

Though one thing I have noticed is oftentimes the people on there seem to be performing-- like they rehearsed the whole thing to get on TV and think appearing on a talk show would be a great way to start an acting career or something. The reactions seem really, really fake a lot of the time-- especially the ones where the parents bring their rotten teenagers in to talk about what skanks/brats they are. They all act like stage parents thinking that their precious can use sleeping around and getting on the Maury show to become an actress.

[South Texan]

Have you guys ever seen the girl meroshol.She has tested something like 10 guys,none of them are the father. I swear the next test maury needs to give her is a aids test. I don't know about her aids test or the numerous paternity tests she seems to have caused, but it is pretty clear just from what you wrote that she passed the skank ho test with flying colors!

[MystyGlyttyr]

I told my mom once, when she asked about my constantly watching court shows, Maury, etc., why I like them so much.

"Nothing else on earth makes me feel so smart, sophisticated, and pretty." :lol:

I do balance myself with two viewings of Jeopardy during the day, though.

[clod75]

I don't know what this whole topic has to do with sucky customers, but yeah, I get so mad when I see those idiot morally bankrupt girls on Maury.

It's in off topic, so I guess anything goes/ that doesn't have to do with sucky customers.

I can't stand this show anymore. ALL that guy does is paternity shows now lol, and my younger sis watched them religiously, laughing her head off :lol:

OOPS I see now that it has been moved from elsewhere... nevermind

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I say Maury's got nothing on Jerry Springer.

I sometimes watch it early in the mornings while flipping through the channels getting ready to get up. It's not even the usual fights anymore. It's just....weird.

[Ree]

I don't know what this whole topic has to do with sucky customersUmmm...so where was the report to the mods to make us aware of the problem so we could move it to the correct forum?

[tropicsgoddess]

I could never watch Maury and Jerry without my brain wanting to melt from all that crap. I'd rather watch some shitty soap opera than that freak show and I seriously see no point in people making complete asses out of themselves while airing out their dirty laundry on national television.

[Eric the Grey]

Personally, I can't see how anybody watches this crap. I've banned it from being played on my TV. Anybody who watches it gets told that, even my younger sister when she's visiting.

The sensationalizing of dysfunctional families is one of the worst crimes television has pulled in the past two decades.



:cool: Eric the Grey

[Greenday]

Ummm...so where was the report to the mods to make us aware of the problem so we could move it to the correct forum?

Oh snap!

On topic though, yea, I'll watch Springer every now and then, but only because it makes me feel like a saint.

[Amethyst Hunter]

I fucking hate that show. (Hitler Channel - I mean, History Channel - too) My dad watches that shit. Seriously, who the hell kicked over the rocks and let all this scum crawl out?

When I take over the world, that kind of crap will be one of the first things to go. :flame:

[iradney]

I have to say, I did see ONE very civilised family on Jerry (many many moons ago)

A girl was a stripper. Her mom and boyfriend came on the show, and the BF said he'll marry her if she stops stripping.

They actually sat down and discussed the issue like adults. Minimal cussing (I think one or two swear words), no name calling, mud slinging, shouting. It was twilight zonish!