I feel evil

[friendofjimmyk]

Ever have those days where you just feel like the offspring of satan? That's how I feel today. I feel like being evil. I won't act on it - but I just have that meanstreak feeling today.

[RetailWorkhorse]

I have whole MONTHS feeling like that and when I act upon it I get glares from the Parental Units (and questions as to wasn't I acting normal yesterday, why am I taking a flame thrower to the ant pile, and not to burn down the woods).

[Javakat]

That's what video games are great for. Whenever I get to feeling that way, I load up, for example, the Sims, create a family, then start to kill them off one by one...

Removing the ladder when they're in the pool and putting them in a room with a phone and no doors are my favs... :devil:

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I feel evil....oh so evil.....

/West Side Story'd

[Crazeyal]

Who me?? nawwwww

:devil:

[FuzzyKitten99]

Yeah, I get like that. I have a hard time finding an outlet for it though. I admit that when I do get like that, I have gone 'trolling' on random tinfoil-hat messageboards because I have nothing better to do.

I just got my first real kitchen torch, so I am having lots of fun with that... good thing butane is cheap!

[tropicsgoddess]

Mortal Kombat and GTA are my outlets to really let out the evil. :devil:

[friendofjimmyk]

I feel evil....oh so evil.....

/West Side Story'd

I was singing more along the lines of "Am I evil" by Metallica.

[Evil Queen]

*to the tune of "I feel Pretty"*

I feel Evil. Oh so Evil. I feel Smarmy and Snarky and Meeeean! And I feel good for any victum that's not me tonight!

I feel Wicked. Oh so Wicked. It's amusing how Wicked I feel! And so Evil. It's Alarming how Evil I feel.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there: What Evil Where?

Who can that attractive girl be? Satan's Daughteeeeer!

Such a pretty face,

Such a pretty dress,

Such a pretty smile,

Such a EVIL ME!

:D

[Crazeyal]

When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
while there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelxebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn on the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonley being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying though my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need

[Broomjockey]

Yeah, I get like that. There's a different board I go to just to let that out. Then again, 75% of the population of that board is trolling, so you don't have to feel bad about letting it out. Then I've also got my video games. I do try and stay away from CS when I'm in that mood though... :devil:

[blas]

The most evil I get is plotting against coworkers I hate. I contemplate hiding Ann's chair so she has to *gasp* STAND and walk around instead of sitting staring at a computer all night while Mentor and Chef Ramsey do all the work.

I have done this one before: coworkers who sleep. Pisses me off to no end. Watching one of my friends get tattled on by Ann while she sat back and closed her eyes and took a few deep breaths when she felt nauseated, while lazy worthless people fall asleep every night and are conveniently not noticed. So sometimes I drop heavy loud stuff while they sleep. Or I fake sneeze. Really loud. If I get a reaction, I'd go "Omigosh! I'm so sorry, were you sleeping?!"

Yeah...not really evil...but I don't want to get fired, ya know.

[friendofjimmyk]

I think I just need an outlet. I mean, I go to the gym a lot, but I need something more creative. I used to paint all the time and I have some blank canvas at home, I should take start it up again!

[worddork]

There's a shirt I've been tempted to buy that reads "I feel a Sin coming on" for days like those, just as a warning to others :devil:
But they don't make it in my size :cry: