Well, how-dee-do...and how-dee-don't.

[Gawdzillers]

I'm thoroughly convinced that I am Jon Lovitz in his Girl Watchers skit with Tom Hanks*.

In this short month, I have asked two girls to go out with me, and both have turned me down.

Not whining about it like I usually do, I'm just having a laugh at myself. In fact, I'm glad they turned me down, it saves me the trouble of them getting my hopes up by going out with me and crashing me later, like last time.



*My best friend is Tom Hanks, he's not so lucky either, and he's a really good actor.

EDIT: Oh snap, I meant to post this in Off Topic.
Sorry for spamming, guys. :(
EDIT2: Thanks, Ree.

[powerboy]

I am in the same boat. Everyone that I ask out, turns me down. Damn, I just cannot do like my old self anymore. Oh well, I just need to take some time for myself and then get back in the hunt.

[Sarlon]

heh, no one asks me out...I'd be honored if someone would...and NOT stand me up for once.

[Primer]

It wasn't until I quit looking that DH found me.

[Jester]

You guys are bitching about striking out?

Hell, I'm not even getting at bats these days.

Actually, stadium security has stopped letting me anywhere near the place.

Yes, it's been THAT bad. I am convinced that my last girlfriend put some kind of hex on my dating life, either intentionally or through her really bad karma rubbing off on me. :lol:

[Gawdzillers]

You guys are bitching about striking out?

Hell, I'm not even getting at bats these days.

Actually, stadium security has stopped letting me anywhere near the place.

Yes, it's been THAT bad. I am convinced that my last girlfriend put some kind of hex on my dating life, either intentionally or through her really bad karma rubbing off on me. :lol:

Maybe it's not karma she rubbed on you....


/pointlessSTDjoke

[Jester]

Maybe it's not karma she rubbed on you....

/pointlessSTDjoke

Hell, considering the fact that she got around more than a merry-go-round at a grade school playground, I wouldn't doubt it.

[Evil Queen]

Well! We're just gonna have to fix this, won't we?

So, Gawdzillers, come to this forum often? :eyewaggle:

[Fenrus]

So, Gawdzillers, come to this forum often? :eyewaggle:
*points to EQ's signature*

"On the internet the guys are guys, the girls are guys, and the children are FBI Agents,"

I wouldn't play that game if I were you, Gawdzillers...

[Evil Queen]

I'm of age, I promise! :lol:

Uh, I'm a girl too! Seriously!

[Pedersen]

I'll say this: I've seen her on Skype. She certainly looks both female and of age.

Of course, I could also be her partner in the FBI. Or another guy who thinks that Evil Queen deserves a new twist in his<BS><BS>er love life.

Could even be a sock puppet account for EQ.

Have I mentioned the hotel I'm building? :)

[Evil Queen]

I am so kicking your ass. :lol: Get me in trouble with my superiors the mods. :D