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Dave1982
09-16-2008, 04:52 PM
Herein, another tale from one of my police friends, the same one I featured in this story. (http://www.customerssuck.com/board/showthread.php?t=33487) I was reminded of this by a previous discussion about whether police can issue tickets on private property.

First the background, for those not from New England.

Fireworks of ALL types are illegal in Massachusetts. Everything from bottle rockets to aerial shells, even simple stuff like sparklers are illegal to use, possess, or import into Mass.

Of course, it is inevitable that there is a great deal of smuggling of fireworks into the state, especially around the Fourth of July. For the most part, local police departments turn a blind eye to this, unless they receive a complaint or someone starts a fire with them or something (the state troopers, though, are notorious* for their extreme measures to seize fireworks as they come into the state).

Several years ago (I believe it was 2003) my friend was working on the Fourth of July when a complaint came in that someone was launching roman candles out of a window at passing and parked cars!. Yes, they were shooting roman candles AT CARS!!:eek:

Needless to say, this isn't the sort of thing they can ignore, so my friend and three other officers (including a sergeant) responded to the call. They decided to approach the house on foot, and got there just in time to witness another fireball spew out a window and splatter against the paintwork of someone's car door.

To say that this drew a strong response would be an understatement. As my friend put it, they "charged up the front steps of the building like it was a World War II infantry assault" and entered the house. I don't recall how they gained entry, but I believe the door had been left unlocked, since he didn't mention breaking the door down or being "let" in.

One occupant panicked and attempted to flee by running out the back door and jumping a fence into the neighbor's yard. Unfortunately for him, he landed in the row of rose bushes the neighbors had planted on their side of fence. He was quickly caught. :devil:

Inside, they found that the homeowner had been throwing one hell of a party. In the kitchen, a typically sized kitchen table crammed EDGE TO EDGE and piled high with fireworks of every description. In the dining room, an even larger table crammed EDGE TO EDGE and piled high with a wide assortment of beer and liquor bottles. :drink:

One of the officers went upstairs and found the two idiots who'd been firing the roman candles out the window and brought them downstairs. Amazingly, they had somehow avoided igniting the drapes and the couch that was arranged underneath the window.

As it turned out, both of those idiots were not only roaring drunk, but were also under 21. :doh:

The sergeant confronted the homeowner.

Sgt: Name?

Homeowner: *starts babbling about how it's not his fault and he didn't know what the guys upstairs were doing blah blah blah*

Sgt: Shut UP! I don't want to hear a WORD out of your mouth except the answers to MY questions! You have NO IDEA how big this fine is gonna be!!! NAME!!!

Now, he didn't mention anyone being arrested, but because of the seriousness of the stupidity these morons displayed, and the fact that one of them tried to run, they did fine the homeowner for everything under the sun that they could, from the fireworks to contributing to the delinquency of a minor, everything. In fact, they went through more than an entire book's worth of tickets!!!! :eek:

And for those wondering, a standard Commonwealth of Massachusetts ticket book contains 25 tickets. :D

*Notorious because they have actually broken the law doing this and gotten themselves arrested by New Hampshire State Troopers! Also, it's no great secret that they keep all the confiscated fireworks for themselves and their friends to set off. :rant:

Saydrah
09-16-2008, 06:45 PM
Holy pancakes that's a lot of tickets!!!!

:eek:

Go your friend! Poo on stupid drunk firework setters... if a firework damaged my new car's paint, there might not be enough left of the wise guy to issue a ticket.

AdminAssistant
09-16-2008, 06:52 PM
Those idiots should feel lucky that they only got a bunch of tickets. Explosives + Alcohol + Fire + Idiocy = BAD It's a wonder the house didn't catch on fire.

MadMike
09-16-2008, 10:09 PM
Wow, and here I thought it was bad when some stupid kid I went to school with decided a good place to set off firecrackers was right in front of the courthouse. That story took "stupid" to a whole new level.

Fireworks are illegal here in PA too, but minor ones like sparklers are allowed. Just not firecrackers or anything more powerful.

Dave1982
09-16-2008, 10:46 PM
Wow, and here I thought it was bad when some stupid kid I went to school with decided a good place to set off firecrackers was right in front of the courthouse.

When I was in 6th grade, some idiot decided to light off a chain of firecrackers and throw them out the window of the school bus just minutes after we'd left to go home. Scared the bejeezus out of everyone and made the driver turn around and go back to the school. There he hauled off two kids and left them with the associate dean, then took the rest of us home. Quite the memorable incident, especially since it pissed the driver off enough that he swore at one of the kids (this driver was normally very cheery and all smiles. Plus, in 6th grade, it's very uncommon to hear an adult swear in your presence, at least in a school environment). The guy who was responsible got slapped with a 5 day suspension and lost his bus privileges for the remainder of the year.

And for those who are wondering how Mass State Troopers got arrested by New Hampshire State Troopers, here's the deal. Several years ago they decided to start tailing people at random out of MA into NH along routes to well-known fireworks stores. If they happened to find someone going to one of those stores, they'd observe them buying fireworks, follow them back across state lines, then they'd immediately bust them, confiscate the fireworks, and issue fines.

Trouble is, they aren't allowed to shadow people or conduct investigations outside the Commonwealth of Massachusetts. So when New Hampshire caught wind of this, they stationed their own state troopers to follow the MA troopers, and then arrested a few of them for good measure! That put a stop to that little operation in short order.