Official Pervfest Thread (NSFW)

[smileyeagle1021]

@smileyeagle: They tend to say that too. :P

well, are they right
*looks hopefully*
http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll76/rockyrox18/Cool%20Pics/CATshrek.jpg

[Xarlaxas]

Begging, yes, that will work, I can never turn down a beautiful lady when she is insistent. ^^;

@Smiley: As of this moment I would say they aren't, but who knows what the future holds? ;)

[SengaKitty]

As Hurricane Summers is wont to say "Straight-ish is only bi now gay later"

[Xarlaxas]

I fear that I am at your mercy now. *blushes*

[SengaKitty]

-grins- Do you mean mine, smiley's or both? Can it be both? Can I watch? That'd be totally hot ;)

[Xarlaxas]

I'm going to say yours at this moment, smiley is welcome to watch. :P

[smileyeagle1021]

That'd be totally hot ;)

oh God, yes it would be :D

BTW Xarlaxas... RHPG demands pictures... could you please post some so she stops whining to me about it :p

[SengaKitty]

But but but... I wanna watch :( And I demands pictures!

[Xarlaxas]

Hah, I'd have to be all levels of not conscious for that to happen. :p

That, or smiley will have to be *very* persuasive. ;)

[SengaKitty]

Smiley can be very persuasive... And I've got lots of vodka to help with the pursuasion

[smileyeagle1021]

That, or smiley will have to be *very* persuasive. ;)

*passes the vodka* then drink up... I can be very persuasive when others are drunk

eta- I did not see RHPG's post when I wrote that... that is a complete coincidence

[Xarlaxas]

I'm more of a Malibu man. :angel:

[SengaKitty]

Well, I don't have that, but I've got the good vodka, and the two kinds to make candied apple shots :D

[smileyeagle1021]

I can do Malibu too... I also make a good Fuzzy Naval and Mango Fizz :D

[Xarlaxas]

*giggles* Oh, well now you're both plying me with alcohol, I feel like a 19th century British voter (obscure references to history forever!). ^.^

[SengaKitty]

I also make a killer white russian ;)

[Xarlaxas]

Oooh, that is something I've wanted to try for a while, sign me up!

[smileyeagle1021]

I also make a killer white russian ;)

Oooh, that is something I've wanted to try for a while, sign me up!

how about a white scotish/german mix ;)

[Xarlaxas]

I've already got one of those, myself. ;)

Well, White Scottish/English/Irish/French/German/American/Native American but you get the idea. <.< >.>

[SengaKitty]

Well i'm cherokee/irish mix -looks sweet-

[Xarlaxas]

Cherokee? *leaps on RHPG* :D Awesome! I have Cherokee blood too! I was semi-named after John Ross. ^.^ *giggles*

[SengaKitty]

-gaks and giggles- yep i'm irish and cherokee.... but smiley's hotter than me for sure

[Xarlaxas]

Aww, I have no proof that Smiley is hotter than you, besides I happen to have a thing for red-heads. :devil:

[smileyeagle1021]

Xarlaxas, you don't need proof to know it to be true... have some faith ;)

[Xarlaxas]

Are you a red-head? ;)

I'm also far too fond of a nice pair of breasts to go for a man. <.< >.>

[SengaKitty]

Oh I'm tellin Raps! What about the moobs man?

[Xarlaxas]

Noes, moobs are not my style. ;-; Anyway, Raps looks too much like a taller Andy Hamilton for me. :P

[SengaKitty]

Durnit Xar, when are you gonna give us a pic?!

[Xarlaxas]

Heheh, ask and ye shall receive!

http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v321/157/117/520221898/n520221898_1221691_5122.jpg

It isn't that recent but pretty much accurate to how I look currently, I'm the one in the suit if you hadn't guessed. <.< >.>

I would take a picture now but I am. . . not currently in a suit.

[SengaKitty]

And we can't have a pic of you not in the suit... why

[Xarlaxas]

Because I'm currently in bed and the suit is part of my mystique, people only see me unsuited at home, at the gym (shorts!), or other special situations. ;)

That and the lighting is bad at 4am. <.< >.>

[SengaKitty]

Hmmm first thing in the mornings a good thing too ;) You should get skype :D

[Xarlaxas]

Hehe, it most certainly is. ^.^

I actually have a skype account I believe, if I can find out what it is again I will give it to ye if you so desire? ;)

[SengaKitty]

Whee! You can PM it to me :)

[Xarlaxas]

PM sent, what can I say, I'm always eager to please. ^.^

[SengaKitty]

hehehhehehehe..... that is all

[Xarlaxas]

Not sure whether to be scared or excited by that response. ^^

[SengaKitty]

Hehe, well you won't find out until you log into skype :-p

[Xarlaxas]

I am easily lured. <.< >.>

[smileyeagle1021]

And we can't have a pic of you not in the suit... why

Because he's teasing us and letting us know what work is ahead :p

and the guy in the background of that picture... the one with the Batman shirt... looks kind of familiar... and I"m afraid I know from where :eek: :devil:

[Xarlaxas]

I would be rather alarmed if you knew my friend, I don't think he has ever left the UK. :P

When we were kids people thought we looked the same!

[SengaKitty]

Smiley, I got to see him out of the suit last night.. You crashed an hour too early!

[Xarlaxas]

Hehe, this is true, RHPG is greatly privileged! ;)

[SengaKitty]

bwahahhaha Smiley!!! Our playthings awake! -pounces and ties Xar up-

[Xarlaxas]

Meep, now I really am at your mercy! ;-;

[SengaKitty]

Oh quit complaining :p You know you like it :devil:

[smileyeagle1021]

I would be rather alarmed if you knew my friend, I don't think he has ever left the UK. :P



I know he has never left the UK... the UK sites are the best :eyewaggle:

[Xarlaxas]

Well, this is certainly a side of him I did not know about! You will have to give me all the gossip. ;)

@RHPG: Yes, yes I do, but complaining is all part of the act. ^.^

[SengaKitty]

-giggles- Smiley is that one of the ones you showed me?

@Xar It's too early for you to start complaining! I haven't pulled out the violet wand, or the floggers, or.....

[Xarlaxas]

Those things sound a little more scary. ;-;

[SengaKitty]

Are you saying you couldn't handle a little electricity or impact play? -grin- when little ol me can?
:p

[Xarlaxas]

Well, I've not experienced either so I can hardly say. ^^;;

[SengaKitty]

-giggles- well you just stay right where you are... i've gotta go shower ;)

[Xarlaxas]

I can hardly move when tied up can I? Leaving me all alone with Smiley. ;-;

[smileyeagle1021]

-giggles- Smiley is that one of the ones you showed me?


yes, it was from that sight I shared my password for... before the crash when they used to be so much better ;)

[Xarlaxas]

You're making me very curious now! I must hear more, hehe.

[Becks]

*pokes her head in*

Is there room for one more?

[SengaKitty]

-squeals and pounces on becks as she returns from her shower warm wet and smelling sweet- There's always room for you Becks :)

[Xarlaxas]

*pouts* Don't forget about meeee!

[SengaKitty]

-looks over and grins- Oh I haven't... I'm plotting what I shall do with you :devil:

[Xarlaxas]

Meep, *tries to wriggle away*.

[SengaKitty]

See that's the great thing about leather cuffs lined in suede.. I can put em on nice and tight, and they don't hurt ;) Well... not too much anyway

[Xarlaxas]

So not only will I be tied up but cuffed too? ;-; *wriggles faster*

[SengaKitty]

Silly, that's HOW you're tied up :D I'm very fast and nimble fingered ;) -goes and sits on the bed to which she's cuffed him and pats his leg- Don't worry.. we won't hurt you too much

[Becks]

*joins the party*

[SengaKitty]

-waves Becks over- Smiley and I have captured a fun plaything :D

[Xarlaxas]

Eeep. Well, at least I'll be comfortable! ^.^

[Becks]

I like playthings. :D

[SengaKitty]

Hehe me too Becks... and this one's rather fun :D

[Xarlaxas]

I am? I mean, of course I am! I'm a highly sought after plaything. <.< >.>

[Becks]

Unfortunately, I have gotten greedy.

I need more playthings.

MORE!!!!

[SengaKitty]

-looks worriedly at Becks and hides the extra cuffs- I do not make a good plaything.. I am not complacent, very strong willed... Xar on the other hand makes an excellent plaything and is already bound..

[Xarlaxas]

I wonder what makes me such s a good plaything. ^.^;;

[SengaKitty]

You're easily distracted, and thus easily immobilized :devil:

[Xarlaxas]

I'm not easily distrac- ooh, shiny thing!

[KiaKat]

OOO! PLAYTHING!

*pounces the plaything*

Now...where are those feathers....

[Xarlaxas]

Oh noes, more ladies wanting to make me their plaything, however shall I cope? :devil:

[smileyeagle1021]

well Xar... if you don't want more ladies making you their plaything... well, I do have plenty of room over here still :eyewaggle:
I promise I'll be gentle... unless of course you don't want gentle ;)

[Xarlaxas]

I'm sure I'll be able to manage, somehow. <.< >.>

[SengaKitty]

Whee! Welcome KiaKat :D You want feathers, or something a little more... interesting :devil:

[Xarlaxas]

Does something interesting involve leather or electricity? ;-;

[KiaKat]

Ooo....

Hey, Red, you have a leather Cat o'Nine Tails over there? Those are FUN!

And, if used correctly, can tickle like all bloody HELL. :devil:

[Xarlaxas]

Cat o'Nine Tails and tickle is not a combination I've ever heard before. ^^;;

[SengaKitty]

OMG You're so right KK 0.o Personally, I'm not a huge fan of the Cat o' Nine. I like the big heavy floggers like This one (http://rapturefloggers.com/images/longbuffalo_purple.jpg)

It gives an excellent thud and can feel like a deep tissue massage, OR, can sting like a :censored:

[Xarlaxas]

*whimpers* They are used for punishment for a reason. ;-;

[KiaKat]

I'm a definite fan of the Cat.

It takes so much control to tickle rather than sting with it...I love having such delicate control...and there's just something about the multiple stings across one's back, or stomach, that is incredibly stimulating.

Floggers are ok, though I find most people have too heavy a hand with them.

Now PADDLES....mmmmm....

*melts a bit*

I'll just be here near the bed, fantasizing and occasionally tickling our little innocent friend with the Cat...

[Xarlaxas]

*squirms a little* Have I mentioned that I am extremely ticklish? ^^;

[SengaKitty]

Mmmm see, you just haven't had the right person using a flogger on you. And Xar, Sir never uses a flogger on me for punishment, always reward -purrrrrrrrrrrrrrr- Paddles? THOSE are punishment!

[Xarlaxas]

The most adventurous I've ever been is the pair of handcuffs in my medicine cabinet, I am most certainly an innocent. ^.^;

[SengaKitty]

-looks to KK, Becks and Smiley, and her eyes light up- Oh oh oh that just made him a BETTER plaything! We can CORRUPT him!

[KiaKat]

*squees*

And yes, Xar dear, I'm aware that you're extremely ticklish. It's my favourite method of corruption, after all. A bit of pain, a bit of tickle, a bit of pleasure....We'll have you trained in no time!

[Xarlaxas]

The funny thing is that among my High School friends/acquaintences I am thought of as the most perverse of them all. <.< >.>

Meep, Kia sounds like she knows how to train me. ;-;

[SengaKitty]

-giggles at Kia- You could do the training, i could take the pictures :devil:

[Xarlaxas]

Aww, but it would be more fun if both of you were involved surely? ;)

[Becks]

*ready for anything* http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angelic008.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Xarlaxas]

All three of you? *whimpers*

[SengaKitty]

Bweeheheheheh I'm making a new flogger today... just for Xar ;)

[Xarlaxas]

Mew. ;-; *has nowhere to hide*

[smileyeagle1021]

Mew. ;-; *has nowhere to hide*

you can hide in my room... more than enough room for both of us there... why don't you rest from all your running on my nice comfortable bed... just make yourself comfortable :angel: ;) :D

[SengaKitty]

But Smiley he CAN'T hide! He's still tied up to your bed ;)

[Xarlaxas]

I thought I was tied up to your bed? ;-;

[KiaKat]

Wait...

There's more than one bed? OH THE POSSIBILITIES!

[Becks]

Can we push all the beds together?

[Xarlaxas]

Well, I'm rather light so you could easily push any bed with me on it. ^^;

[SengaKitty]

Hmmmmmm i don't have a bed, but i have COUCHES!

[Bella_Vixen]

I have a really comfy futon, so I have a couch *and* a bed. :devil:

[Xarlaxas]

Mmm,, futons, I used to sleep on one of those when I was a kid, I'd wriggle over to yours but I'm a bit tied up at the moment. ;-; Seems to be my lot in life. ^^;

[SengaKitty]

Mwahhahha almost done with the flogger... just need to cut and wrap one more piece of leather, get the studs into the handle and i'll be done ;) :devil:

[Xarlaxas]

*weeps in terror* ;-;

[SengaKitty]

It's DONE! And sooo pretttttty :) I'll take pics in a bit

[Xarlaxas]

I'll leave my moans of terror(?) until the pictures are up then. <.< >.>

[SengaKitty]

Okay, pictures of the new flogger can be seen here (http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z158/MydnightMommy/Photo54.jpg), here (http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z158/MydnightMommy/Photo55.jpg), and here (http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z158/MydnightMommy/Photo56.jpg). It is hunter green and burgundy, with approximately 30 18in falls, suede, with brass tacks going up and around the handle. Enjoy!

[Xarlaxas]

Meep, that looks certainly rather terrifying. ^^;;

[SengaKitty]

But it's such SOFT suede :angel:

[Xarlaxas]

Soft *is* good, maybe I might grow to like it. <.< >.>

[Becks]

Looks good to me.

[SengaKitty]

Feels even better than it looks :angel:

[Becks]

Oooooh. Can't wait.

[SengaKitty]

-giggles- i'll be making them to vend soon... Well, once i get my job and can buy more leather

[Broomjockey]

I... don't think I'd like that. Not quite my scene. Looks pretty though.

[smileyeagle1021]

Broom... I thought last I saw you were running from this thread in terror... what brought you back... was it your love for me :D

[SengaKitty]

Nahhhhh Broom says that's not his scene, but he'd try it ;) it really doesn't hurt... too bad..

[Broomjockey]

what brought you back... was it your love for me :D

No.

That'd be like dating my brother.

For the record, I don't have a brother.

RHPG, I'm just an attention whore, so if it was the only way someone would pay attention to me, I'd probably go along with it. :angel:

[SengaKitty]

Heheh, oh people would pay attention to you alright... We could always put you on the spinning cross and play wheel of fortune ;)

[Xarlaxas]

*pouts* I'm a bit of an attention whore myself! I like pretty girls giving me attention, I've been told by several that I have an adorable butt. *wiggles*

[smileyeagle1021]

I've been told by several that I have an adorable butt. *wiggles*

well... I must say... that is a nice butt :eyewaggle:

and Broom, are you one of the many people who now consider me the gay brother they never had ;)

[Xarlaxas]

Yes, even the men think I have a cute butt. ^.^

[Broomjockey]

I've always maintained I had a nice ass.

And no Smiley, if you were the gay brother I never had, you'd have crashed at my place at least once, and eaten my pizza that I was saving for breakfast. I'm just saying, it'd be creepy. 'Cause we have the same name, and if you squint really hard, you kinda almost look like we could be related.

RHPG: Just don't touch my neck.

[SengaKitty]

I can manage that -grins and starts strapping Broom to the spinning st. andrews cross-

[Xarlaxas]

Poor Broom, he must be getting dizzy. I'm just hungry. ;-;

[SengaKitty]

Dizzy? Nah... not yet... I'm just doing straps right now! ... -works on straps- Oh, Broom, did I mention I don't get on this thing? But don't worry, I don't like anything that spins me upside down.

[Broomjockey]

If I'm going upside down, someone better take my glasses off. I don't have a spare pair, and I don't want them falling and getting scratched.

[SengaKitty]

I can do that :) -takes his glasses and puts them neatly on a table-

[Broomjockey]

*squints* thanks. Now everything's all fuzzy. Heh. Shoulda thought to take those off earlier. Could have wandered around with my hands out "bumping in to things." ;)

[SengaKitty]

-giggles- I do that at all the parties, one of which I'm going to tonight.. .Wanna come? anyway!
-gets back to the business of strapping broomy in, two straps on the arms, two on the legs, one around the waist, so he's spread in an X facing everyone- Ready?

[Broomjockey]

Would it matter if I said no? :p

[SengaKitty]

Remember the safeword is not "I forgot the safeword" :p

[Xarlaxas]

Noes! The safeword is Playstation! Everyone knows that. <.< >.>

[Broomjockey]

Is it "Konflugenheimler"? Please say it isn't.

(I have honestly no idea if I spelled that correctly, but I'm talking about Eurotrip, the scene where Cooper's in Amsterdam)

[SengaKitty]

-chuckles- lets go with the universal safewords. We go on the traffic light system. Green means you're good, that feels good GO GO GO. Yellow means, please come check on me, slow down, don't hit there yadda yadda. Red means STOP RIGHT NOW.

(No, I'm not active in my local kinky community at all... why do you ask?)

[Broomjockey]

why do you ask?)

I didn't. I just assumed. :p

[Xarlaxas]

Ahh, the traffic light system, always fun. ^.^ *strains against the cuffs*

[SengaKitty]

Oh don't fight it, you'll wear yourself out before we get started!

-checks hands and feet on both to make sure circulation is good- now, where are Becks, Kat, and Smiley?

[Becks]

Here I am, for a bit...I have the stupid 1-9 shift at work today.

[Xarlaxas]

I can live without Smiley being present at the start. <.< >.>

[SengaKitty]

Get over it Xar :p Where I am, Smiley is :D

[Xarlaxas]

Darnit! I'm sure I will cope, somhow. <.< >.>

[Broomjockey]

now, where are Becks, Kat, and Smiley?
*raises hand*
I could live without smiley around while I'm strapped to this thing. Sorry dude. :p

[Xarlaxas]

Are you guys remembering to feed me? ;-;

[Becks]

I can think of something you can eat, for what it's worth...

:eyewaggle:

[Xarlaxas]

You'll have to show me what you have in mind then, I'm sure it's very tasty. :devil:

[SengaKitty]

-runs in to check on her play things, remembers they are tied up, giggles and unlocks the thing that keeps the spinning cross upright, holding onto it- Hey becks, wanna play wheel of fortune?

[Xarlaxas]

I think Becks is going to feed me first. *puppy eyes*

[Becks]

RHPG, of course I wanna play.

Just let me give the minion something to eat.

:whistle:

[Xarlaxas]

*wonders what Becks could possibly be planning on feeding him* Mew! :angel:

[Becks]

You'll just have to wait.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-angelic008.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[Xarlaxas]

Well you've certainly aroused my. . . interests, I can be a good minion and wait. ^.^

[Becks]

*evil grin*

It'll be worth it, I'm sure.

[Xarlaxas]

Glad to hear it. *purrs* =^_^=

[SengaKitty]

Do you think we should feed broomy? -pokes Brooms ribs-

[Xarlaxas]

I doubt he needs it as much as I do, I'm built like an Elf! <.< >.>

[Broomjockey]

I doubt he needs it as much as I do,

Gee. Thanks.

[SengaKitty]

Dawwwww Broomy would you like a baked potato?

[Xarlaxas]

Aw, that was more directed at myself than Broom, I am very skinny. ;-;

*wonders where Becks has gone*

[Broomjockey]

Dawwwww Broomy would you like a baked potato?

Nah, then I'd have to take my retainer out again. And that hurts.

And not in a good way.

[SengaKitty]

Hmmmmm well i think i'm gonna run... i've gotta shower and get ready for a meeting..... You two just hang tight ;)

[Xarlaxas]

Well, there's not much else I can on this bed is there? ^^;

*waits for Becks*

[Bella_Vixen]

I wouldn't mind a baked potato...


Xarlaxas, I'll keep you company while Becks is at work.


:devil:

[Xarlaxas]

Mew! I think that would be very nice. =^.^= *pulls at his restraints gently*

[Bella_Vixen]

Didn't I release you from the restraints earlier?


Hmmmmmm...



*warming up the oil so I can massage the pain from the restraints away*

[Broomjockey]

Blah. Rough day. Anyone got anything to take my mind off it?

[Xarlaxas]

They restrained me again Bella! It seems to be my lot in life. <.< >.>

[Becks]

Sorry...work and family.

I'm sure you understand how it is.

Anyhoo...Broom...Xarlaxas...

Come here. I'll keep you two occupied for a while.

[Xarlaxas]

I'm afraid you'll have to come to me, I'm a little. . . tied up right now. ;)

[Becks]

That'll make it easier to...feed...you, anyway.

[Xarlaxas]

*giggles* Well, I'm just waiting here for you to do that. ^.^

[Broomjockey]

Come here. I'll keep you two occupied for a while.

Sooo, watcha got in mind? :eyewaggle:

[Becks]

Playing a card game known as Slap Jack on Xarlaxas' chest, of course. :devil:

[Xarlaxas]

Umm, what is Slap Jack? ^^;

[Becks]

You take one deck of cards, dealt to each player.

Everyone takes turns putting a card down--face up.

When a Jack is on the pile, first one who slaps it gets the pile.

[Xarlaxas]

*whimpers* This doesn't sound like so fun a game for me. ;-;

[Broomjockey]

I dunno. I like it.

[Xarlaxas]

Mew? I fear for my chest. ;-;

[SengaKitty]

Broom can't play! He's still bound to a spinning cross.. I though we were gonna play wheel of fortune? Orrrr we could use the cards to see how many times Broomy gets spun?

[Xarlaxas]

So Becks and RHPG are going to take turns hitting me on the chest to see how much they spin Broom? ;-;

[Broomjockey]

Oh. I don't get to play? Nertz. Oh well. Keep in mind, I've eaten recently, so spinning me could get messy :angel:

[Xarlaxas]

I've not eaten yet because I'm still kinda tied to a bed. Hehe.

[SengaKitty]

Damnit who fed broom?!

[Xarlaxas]

Certainly not me! Maybe someone snuck in while everyone was asleep?

[Broomjockey]

*points* "Look! A distraction!" *slips out of the restraints while no one's looking, grabs a sandwich, and gets back in to them*

[Becks]

RHPG, you weren't around...

:(

[Bella_Vixen]

*pokes head in*

*looks around*

*backs away*


**sudden sounds of screaming receeding into the distance**

[Broomjockey]

**sudden sounds of screaming receeding into the distance**

aww, that makes me sad!

[Plaidman]

This thread gets scarier and scarier....

[Xarlaxas]

Only if you're tied up. ;)

[SengaKitty]

Aw but Plaidman, it's so much fun! Don't you wanna play with us too? Oh and sorry I haven't been around, the first weekend of the month is always really busy for me

[Xarlaxas]

Mew, I really hope one of you will feed me soon, I've been trapped here awhile now. ;-;

[Broomjockey]

Sorry, I can only slip out of my restraints when it's comedically convenient.

[taurinejunkie]

*pokes head in*

What's going on, and can I join the fun?

[SengaKitty]

-tosses a bag of peanuts on Xar's chest- If you can open it, you can eat them.

-looks around at 411 and giggles- Oh! New plaything! -tosses a lasso around his waist and drags him over to a stationary St. Andrews Cross-

[Xarlaxas]

I shall try my best! *wriggles about trying to get the bag closer to himself* This should distract me until Becks gets back with her special treat! =^.^=

[taurinejunkie]

*smiles like a maniac as he is getting tied up*
Let's play. I've always had a thing for readheads.

[SengaKitty]

-giggles- Well, the question is, do you like being toyed with, mind :censored:, and messed with with some heavy toys...

[taurinejunkie]

Yes please, Mistress.

I have been told I'm a quick learner.

[SengaKitty]

-leaves 411 tied up, goes over to broom, and looks at 411- How many for me?

[taurinejunkie]

Let's go with... Five.

[SengaKitty]

-grins and starts broomy spinning, stops him after one good spin, just because she can, replaces the pin to hold him upright, and goes back to 411- And what is 5 times, lets say.... 5?

[taurinejunkie]

Cruelty. Cruelty of my favorite kind.

Edit, to be taken out of the thread's context: Crap, just when I find an awesome thread, I gotta go to work. :cry:

[SengaKitty]

-grabs a riding "bat", or a crop with a leather hand at the end and swats his hip- What is 5x5?

[Xarlaxas]

25! <.< >.>

[taurinejunkie]

Question was entirely misunderstood. 5 times 5 is indeed 25, and 25 x 25 is 625, if that may help at all.

[SengaKitty]

So... -pats crop in her hand- 5x5 is 25, so 25 for me... are you ready to count? -gives a wicked grin-

[taurinejunkie]

But of course.

One!

[Becks]

I hate to say it, but until this allergy rash clears up, I'm going to have to stay away.

Don't worry, I'll make it up to everyone when I'm better.

[Xarlaxas]

Aww, I'd hug you if I could!

*has been grouched at by a silly German and is in a bad mood now* T_T

[Becks]

I'm not contagious.

Merely self conscious.

[Xarlaxas]

It's not that dearie, it's just that I'm still a little tied up here. ^^

[Becks]

You can hug me later.

You can't be untied, though, because...it's not necessary when you eat.

:eyewaggle:

[Xarlaxas]

I look forward to it! *purrs* =^.^= Get well soooon!

[SengaKitty]

Get well soon bebe -offers chocolates with one hand while swatting 411 with the crop hard on the right "cheek"-

[taurinejunkie]

*doing his best to have no visible reaction to the hit*

One down, twenty-four to go. Speaking of things that come in twenty-four, would anyone care to pour me a beer? I think I saw a beer bong back there. *looks at RedHead* ...if you'll allow that of course. And you can go ahead,

Two!

[Broomjockey]

Hey, I'm out for a while. Carry on without me.

[Becks]

Damn, Broom escaped.

[Xarlaxas]

I'm still here! ;-;

[SilverOrb]

You are always where the perv is at little man :P

[Xarlaxas]

I'll have you know I'm a very big man! :P

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'll have you know I'm a very big man! :P

Good, 'cause that's how I like 'em.:angel:

*grabs Xarlaxas and heads for the bedroom*

*sticks head out the door*

Just 'cause I'm 40 doesn't mean I don't know how to have a good time still . .. .:p

*sticks head back in and bolts door shut*

Now we're all alone . . . how about we play "Doctor and Nurse?" Or would you prefer the Cowboy and the Saloon bartender?:D

[Xarlaxas]

Hehe, I'm always eager to learn from someone with experience. ^.^

Doctor and Nurse sounds like my sort of game. :devil:

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Hehe, I'm always eager to learn from someone with experience. ^.^

Doctor and Nurse sounds like my sort of game. :devil:

We could use a third though to play the Doctor, as I could be the nurse and you can be the patient.

But since there's just two of us, why don't you lie down on the bed and I'll grab a pen and pad and we'll play Psychiatrist?:p

[Xarlaxas]

*giggles*

Well, I've not played either game I must admit, how does one play Psychiatrist then? ^.^

[Becks]

*taps on the door*

Anyone call for a doctor?

[Xarlaxas]

I believe we did. ^.^ Please come in!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Oh goodie . . . we can always use a second opinion.;)

You see, Dr. Becks, it seems as if (and this is if what I'm understanding is correct) that the patient here is experiencing some muscle tension past the lower back near the buttocks.

*sits down on the edge of the bed and removes Xarlax's shirt* Let's let Dr. Becks check your heartbeat and all that good stuff and then we'll start on some diagnostics.:eyewaggle:

[Becks]

Hmmmmmmm...

Accelerated heartbeat, flushing, and some sort of small nervous twitch.

I think this man needs to lie down, stat.

;)

[Xarlaxas]

*blushes and lies down as instructed* Whatever the doctor thinks best, I have complete faith in your medical opinion. :)

[Becks]

Hmmmmmmm...

Let me see here...

I require assistance!! ;)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Do you think, in your professional opinion, that we should restrain the patient?:wave:

[Xarlaxas]

I'm sure you know what's best but is it absolutely necessary that I be restrained? *looks around nervously*

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'm sure you know what's best but is it absolutely necessary that I be restrained? *looks around nervously*

Simply as a precaution, my dear.

*gets some rope from the corner and starts tying up Xarlaxas' wrists to the bedposts*

I think we might want to restrain the legs too. . . .:angel:

[Xarlaxas]

Well it's certainly not my place to question your decision, just so long as I have a little. . . breathing space. ^.^

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I think we've got an oxygen tank nearby just in case you get short of breath.:D

[Xarlaxas]

I'm sure there are much more effective ways to make sure I'm not short of breath. :devil:

[DGoddessChardonnay]

There are . . .but it might be more relaxing in the dark.

*turns out lights and leaves the rest to the imagination*:wave:

[Xarlaxas]

Aww, and just as it was getting exciting. :whistle:

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Aww, and just as it was getting exciting. :whistle:

How about some candlelight instead? Might set the tone a little better than just plain ol' darkness. . .

*lights candles on nightstand and turns on some soft music*

Now which muscle is it again that's starting to feel a bit hard? :angel:

[Xarlaxas]

Oh, I'm afraid that I'm not too sure, somewhere on my lower body is all I can say, maybe a little exploration on your part might help identify it? :eyewaggle:

[Becks]

Am I really needed here anymore?

[Xarlaxas]

Of course you are! Your medical expertise is essential, and a second opinion is always welcome. :devil:

[Becks]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!

Of course, Dr. Becks. Four hands are better than two. :waggle:

Why don't I do a physical exam on the muscles above the waist while you check the ones below to see where the tension is?:D