Palsgraf
11-19-2008, 03:30 AM
So I was bored at work and using the calculator function on a touchscreen computer terminal for some non-work-related math. The numbers I was entering - mortgage payments - were much larger than what we actually use the calculators for (ex. divide a $432.56 check seven ways, etc.)
But as I went along, the numbers just stopped making sense.
Then I did some simple calculations with large numbers to test it.
500 x 500 = something with a 25 and a bunch of zeros, right?
Maybe 250,000?
But according to our computer, 500 x 500 = -179,496.72
That's right: somewhere it picked up a decimal, and became negative.
(I often pick-up a decimal and become negative at work too!)
600 x 600 = -69,496.72
So the "9,496.72" part seems to be a popular response ...
Is this just some computer glitch?
(Maybe one of you computer-savvy folks will look at this and quickly diagnose the problem as, "Ah, you've got the recalled Intel 9,496.72 chip from 1993! Sucks to be you!").
Or have I stumbled on to something else ...
Something intentional ...
Something far more sinister ...
Could this have something to do with the tax changing on a check that I haven't altered? (ex. I'll print the check to take to the customer, but when I return to charge the balance to the customer's credit card, the tax will jump up one cent!)
Does that benefits guy I'm always leaving voicemails for at corporate have a giant jar of pennies on his desk?
Is the reason he can't answer his phone because he's counting pennies?
Or because he's emptying the jar into the trunk of his car each time it fills up (perhaps up three times a day - five on the weekends)?
Will I - after posting proof of the computing discrepancy - suddenly disappear without a trace??!!!
:wave:
But as I went along, the numbers just stopped making sense.
Then I did some simple calculations with large numbers to test it.
500 x 500 = something with a 25 and a bunch of zeros, right?
Maybe 250,000?
But according to our computer, 500 x 500 = -179,496.72
That's right: somewhere it picked up a decimal, and became negative.
(I often pick-up a decimal and become negative at work too!)
600 x 600 = -69,496.72
So the "9,496.72" part seems to be a popular response ...
Is this just some computer glitch?
(Maybe one of you computer-savvy folks will look at this and quickly diagnose the problem as, "Ah, you've got the recalled Intel 9,496.72 chip from 1993! Sucks to be you!").
Or have I stumbled on to something else ...
Something intentional ...
Something far more sinister ...
Could this have something to do with the tax changing on a check that I haven't altered? (ex. I'll print the check to take to the customer, but when I return to charge the balance to the customer's credit card, the tax will jump up one cent!)
Does that benefits guy I'm always leaving voicemails for at corporate have a giant jar of pennies on his desk?
Is the reason he can't answer his phone because he's counting pennies?
Or because he's emptying the jar into the trunk of his car each time it fills up (perhaps up three times a day - five on the weekends)?
Will I - after posting proof of the computing discrepancy - suddenly disappear without a trace??!!!
:wave: