Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[CaroPhoenix]

Because good things come to those who wait.

Did we miss a step?

[Green_Fairy]

in soviet russia, the step missed you!

what are The Boy and i gonna do on saturday?

[hinakiba777]

Each other! ;)

Was that Wrong?!

[CaroPhoenix]

If that was wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Is it really Howdy Doody Time?

[hinakiba777]

No that was 50 years ago. Sorry darlin'

Will you be my puppet?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, but I'll be your Muppet... in honor of Sesame Street's 40th, of course.

Should I go to bed?

[hinakiba777]

NO STAY AWAKE FOREVER!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!

[CaroPhoenix]

The toaster.

Would you like to play a game?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Uh...I dunno...<shifty eyes>

What kind of game?

[Jack T. Chance]

The toaster.Well, THAT'S unhelpful, seeing as how we're ALL frakkin' toasters*! :rolleyes:Uh...I dunno...<shifty eyes>

What kind of game?Let's play Global Thermonuclear War**! :devil:




*Obligatory reference to the ending of the modern version of Battlestar Galactica.

**Obligatory reference to the '80s movie classic War Games.

[Green_Fairy]

*is gonna have to pretend there was a question in there...*
why, orangutan, of course!

is flying back to idaho gonna be frickin insane next month?

[BookstoreEscapee]

is flying back to idaho gonna be frickin insane next month?

No, it will go smoothly (wrong answers, right?)

If you da ho, who da pimp?

[CaroPhoenix]

Charlie Brown.

What is that?

[hinakiba777]

The Rum Child Cloning Machine. So you can have a whole army of your child who will not nap.

WHY DOES IT HURT?!

[Green_Fairy]

to prove you have nerve ending

why am i soooo tired?

[hinakiba777]

How dare you accuse me of stealing your energy from your body using dark magic!

HOW DARE YOU!?

[CaroPhoenix]

I don't dare! I just do!

Why is the Emperor not wearing any clothing?

[Green_Fairy]

he couldn't find the raccoon tailor

why georgia, why?

[hinakiba777]

I don't know, Virginia, I don't know.

Rummy are you a good Rummy Mummy to the rum child?!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Rummy Mummy is funny mummy . . . now there's a tongue-twister for ya.:p

Why is my neck getting stiff?

[BookstoreEscapee]

It's drying out. Add some water and it'll soften right up.

How much more lasagna can a girl eat?

[hinakiba777]

Depends on if you've discovered the joys of PURGING. (hey wrong answers right)

Is there a Santa?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only on days that end in "mas". :D

How does Chuck Norris change a light bulb?

[Green_Fairy]

psh. chuck norris is too awesome to need light bulbs

why are all the best tv shows from outside the states?

[hinakiba777]

HOW DARE YOU INSULT SUPERNATURAL!? *kills Greenie*

(this is also my question)

[CaroPhoenix]

I dare to insult it! The writers are all ugly and their mommies wear combat boots!

Why is wubbzy wearing only underwear and walking in a hamster ball?

[Green_Fairy]

because everyone needs a good mental scarring every now and then

why don't i wanna do anything tonight?

[CaroPhoenix]

It must be your father's D...N...A...!!!!

What do you plan to do with me, space alien?

[hinakiba777]

We will slow dance to "Lady in Red"!

Where have all the flowers gone?

[RootedPhoenix]

*burp* I ate them.

Why did green run away from blue?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because 7 8 9.

What is in the surprise?

[BookstoreEscapee]

"urpris" is inside the surprise.

Will I ever get tired of NCIS reruns?

[Jack T. Chance]

"urpris" is inside the surprise.

Will I ever get tired of NCIS reruns?Yes, but only after you've seen each episode 1,000 times! :D

Will we have a white Christmas this year? :confused:

[Green_Fairy]

nope. it'll be pink

will i be able to get to work tomorrow or is my car gonna be under water?

[hinakiba777]

No it will be floating in midair.

What is the square root of 9?

[dalesys]

i² + i² + i²

Why when bombs blow up I go sideways?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Because that's what Achmed wants. . . SILENCE, I KILL YOU.:p

Why am I sitting here watching "Snapped" on Oxygen?

[CaroPhoenix]

You got no one else better to do.

Should I go eat bon-bons?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

According to the Bon-Bons for Worldwide Peace Society, it's probably not a good idea . . .

Is the rain from Ida gone for good now?

[Green_Fairy]

no, it'll be back when you least expect it. in your bathroom

is love really all you need?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Is the rain from Ida gone for good now?
My grandmother's name was Ida. I didn't realize she was sending us rain from beyond the grave...

no, it'll be back when you least expect it. in your bathroom

is love really all you need?

No, you also need chocolate.

What should I have them write on my dad's birthday cake?

[Jack T. Chance]

No, you also need chocolate.I'll drink to that! *grabs a tall glass of chocolate milk!* :cheers:What should I have them write on my dad's birthday cake?"Happy Birthday
Under neat dat
Dad!"

:wave:

[BookstoreEscapee]

"Happy Birthday
Under neat dat
Dad!"

:wave:

Haha, he wouldn't get it, though.

[hinakiba777]

Why has everyone stopped asking questions?!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Why has everyone stopped asking questions?!

We're temporarily out right now. Check back again tomorrow.:p

What would you get if you mated a dog and a cat?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Catdog (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CatDog)! Meowf!

Can you drive a stick?

[Jack T. Chance]

Haha, he wouldn't get it, though.So you'd enlighten him. :yes:Can you drive a stick?Can I? Umm... maybe? :headscratch:

But I prefer to drive a CAR! :p

Why are all the motorists on America's highways so frakkin' STUPID all of a sudden?!? :confused:

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because it's raining.

What should I get my dad for his birthday?

[hinakiba777]

A better child. :p

Would you buy Freezer Burnt ice cream if you could save one dollar?

[Jack T. Chance]

A better child. :p

Would you buy Freezer Burnt ice cream if you could save one dollar?Nope. Can I get a buck-fifty? ;)

Why can't God the Almighty Fucker in the Sky the Powers That Be just butt out of my life for awhile? Is that really so much to ask, for them to stop fucking me over for a bit? :confused:

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I think it's because he likes the view when you bend over . . .:p

How many leaves can fall off a tree in one day?

[Jack T. Chance]

I think it's because he likes the view when you bend over . . .:pWell, then, when I die, I'll have them bury me upside-down so he can KISS MY ASS FOR ALL ETERNITY!!! :devil:How many leaves can fall off a tree in one day?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/Answer_to_Life.jpg :D

What? Someone was bound to say it, so it might as well be ME! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/Smilies/HitchhikerSmilie.gif

What shall I have for lunch today? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

PANCAKES! MMM PANCAKES!

Which flavor of ice cream should I eat?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

PANCAKES! MMM PANCAKES!

Which flavor of ice cream should I eat?

Why choose just one when you can have ALL OF THEM.:p

So I guess if one eats ice cream for dinner, then what would make a good dessert?

[CaroPhoenix]

Ham sandwich on wheat bread, hold the ham.

When is 42 not the answer?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Then there is NO answer. It's 42 or nothing.:p

How can humans have only one life while a cat has nine?

[Green_Fairy]

How can humans have only one life while a cat has nine?
because cats take 9 times as long to be as awesome

where can i find around 60 cardboard ring boxes for cheap?

[hinakiba777]

Mars!

Why don't you eat some Froot Loops?!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Because Toucan Sam ate them already and he didn't save any for anyone else.

What kind of growth hormones do trees use to make themselves so tall?

[Plaidman]

The won't ever tell us. Fucking Saps.


Why is cherry pepsi so damn good?

[Jack T. Chance]

The won't ever tell us. Fucking Saps.


Why is cherry pepsi so damn good?Because you have weird taste buds! :p

Why is it that even Adolf Hitler had a girlfriend, even though he was directly responsible for the deaths of millions of people, but there isn't a woman alive that can stand the thought of being in a relationship with me? :(

[Green_Fairy]

because you haven't killed enough people yet

why does the spot between my shoulder blades hurt?

[Jack T. Chance]

because you haven't killed enough people yetFigures. Just goes to prove what I've been saying all along... Nice guys finish last... DEAD last. :(why does the spot between my shoulder blades hurt?BECAUSE THERE'S A KNIFE STICKING OUT OF IT! YOU'VE BEEN STABBED!!! :eek:

So, who do I have to KILL to get a new job, eh? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

*sighs* Me. It's alright I understand Jack. I understand.... :(

What's wrong with Hina?!

[Plaidman]

Because she's taking a CHANCE with a guy named JACK wielding a KNIFE.....

Jack the Ripper anyone!!

Why do sour skittles taste so sweet and not sour?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the sweet is so awesome it scares away the sour!

How does one think out of the box?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Get out of the box and into a triangle.:p

What do we want for dinner on Wednesday night that we don't have to cook?

[Jack T. Chance]

Get out of the box and into a triangle.:p

What do we want for dinner on Wednesday night that we don't have to cook?NACHOS!!! :D

Well, okay, you might want to warm up the cheese (or whatever dip you prefer), but that's not cooking as such... just a minute or less in the microwave, usually. :)

Whatever shall I do today... well, tonight, at any rate? :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

Everything you learned about in Kindergarten.

Why is Mr. Rum an idiot?

[hinakiba777]

HE MARRIED YOU! (WRONG ANSWERS)

What am I going to do with you?!

[CaroPhoenix]

You can send me to a nice spa estabilishment and have handsome young men cater to me all day and then someone can go and pick up Child Rum at her bus stop for me. (A girl can dream, right? ;)).

Was I here before I knew you?

[hinakiba777]

I think i dreamed you into life

Why is the change machine out of change?!

[Green_Fairy]

nope. all of existence depends on my perception

why does what's-his-butt look hotter as Edward Cullen than he does as a real person?

[Jack T. Chance]

nope. all of existence depends on my perception

why does what's-his-butt look hotter as Edward Cullen than he does as a real person?Because you were drunk when you watched Twilight, maybe? :confused:

What is the DEAL with the sparkly vampires that look like male models, anyway? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

Twilight is laced with crack. When you lick your fingers to turn the pages you get addicted. And all the vamps should be PERFECT.

Why does Greenie keep ignoring the post I made 30 minutes before her? WHY DOES SHE HATE ME?~

[Green_Fairy]

Why is the change machine out of change?!
because the gremlins took it

Why does Greenie keep ignoring the post I made 30 minutes before her? WHY DOES SHE HATE ME?~
i don't hate you! i'm just totally oblivious and by the time i think of a question, someone else has already posted an answer to the one i'm answering.

why is the sky blue?

[BookstoreEscapee]

When transmitted light such as sunlight enters our atmosphere it collides with the oxygen and nitrogen atoms. The color with the shorter wavelength is scattered more by this collision. Because violet and blue are the shortest wavelengths the sky appears to be violet / blue. But because our eyes are more sensitive to blue light than they are violet light, we perceive the sky as blue.
Our eyes contain thousand of rods and cones, which are the receptors for light. Whenever one of the 3 Stooges pokes you in the eye you see a giant blue spot. This is because the blue receptors have been activated. Blue is one of the primary colors and thus more easily activated and seen by our eyes.

Why am I cold?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Because you don't have an abominable snowman to cuddle and hug you and name you George.:p

Why am I excited over being able to take my brother out to buy his new desktop computer tomorrow?

[hinakiba777]

BECAUSE STAPLES IS THE MOST AWESOME STORE IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do people always try to keep their bathmats dry?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Because that way they can conduct electricity better.

What do you mean by that?

[XCashier]

What do you mean by that?
"That (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/that)" is too long to define on this post. :p

Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand?

[hinakiba777]

No That is a daggar inside me, the blade sunk in deep.

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?!

[Jack T. Chance]

No That is a daggar inside me, the blade sunk in deep.

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?!It's just one bird, and that's The Crow. It resurrected me from the dead after my brutal murder, so I could exact my well-earned revenge on those that killed me! But I'm taking my sweet time tracking them down, so I can enjoy being undead for a bit! :devil:

Why must there be so many incompetent people in the world, and why must they always ruin MY day? :confused:

[Green_Fairy]

because you need crappy days so you don't take the awesome ones for granted

why is The Boy getting sick when he's not here for me to take care of him?

[hinakiba777]

Because he wants to be healthy all the time he's around for you to hang out with so he can enjoy you.

Am I pretty?!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sure you're pretty... Pretty ugly!!

(come on, someone had to...:D)

When will the waffle shortage end?

[Jack T. Chance]

Sure you're pretty... Pretty ugly!!

(come on, someone had to...:D)

When will the waffle shortage end?When I get sick of eating them! But that might take awhile, 'cuz I LOVE waffles! :D

When will Jesus bring the pork chops? :confused:

[Green_Fairy]

never. pork isn't kosher.

why didn't i find out about the boondock saint's sequel sooner?

[hinakiba777]

Because you aren't as obsessed with the film as I am. *gestures to original film poster*

Do I have to go to new moon?!

[Jack T. Chance]

Because you aren't as obsessed with the film as I am. *gestures to original film poster*

Do I have to go to new moon?!No, but the Old Moon is excruciatingly boring. So, you're screwed either way! :p

Why me? :confused:

[XCashier]

Why not you?

[hinakiba777]

BECAUSE LIFE WITHOUT JACK ISN'T WORTH LIVING!

What kind of pokemon are you?

[Jack T. Chance]

BECAUSE LIFE WITHOUT JACK ISN'T WORTH LIVING!True, true, but that didn't stop writer Geoff Johns from killing off Jack T. Chance (http://www.dcuguide.com/glcorps/profile.php?name=jacktchance) so he could bring him back 2 years later as a Black Lantern! :pWhat kind of pokemon are you?A Chinpokomon! :D

Should I stay or should I go now? :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

Do both ... at the same time!

How can I have pinkeye if my eye isn't even pink?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Your eyes are COMMUNISTS!!!! :eek:

Why can't I have a puppy?

[Green_Fairy]

because your sink would eat it

if mars was perfectly habitable, would you live there?

[Pimp Chickens]

No. The year would be longer so less New Year's parties.


How much is too much?

[hinakiba777]

No there is too much war there. ;)

Will you miss David Tennant when he's gone?

[CaroPhoenix]

No, by then my aim will be have gotten better.

Why don't humans have furry tails?

[hinakiba777]

Because only Lycanthropes like me get tails! *chases my tail*

Would you let me rule you if you could own me?

[Jack T. Chance]

Because only Lycanthropes like me get tails! *chases my tail*

Would you let me rule you if you could own me?
Only if you met the following conditions: You must be a certifiable cutie!
You must be at least 21 years old.
You must be willing to let me lock you up in a cage on the nights of the month when you change into your furry alter ego!;)

What was THAT? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

Only if you
met the following conditions: You must be a certifiable cutie!
You must be at least 21 years old.
You must be willing to let me lock you up in a cage on the nights of the month when you change into your furry alter ego!;)

Hmmm I think I meet those conditions.

What was THAT? :confused:

Me breaking into your house

Were you in the boat when the boat tipped over?!

[RootedPhoenix]

No, that was Pete and Repeat. :D

When will I stop wanting to eat gummy worms?

[CaroPhoenix]

When the worms can eat you.

What are we going to do today?

[XCashier]

The same thing we do every day, Pinky; try to take over the world!

What'd I miss?

[Jack T. Chance]

What'd I miss?One of your exes... but your aim is improving! ;)

A who to the what now? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

A doctor to the Tardis now!

What is the meaning of all this?!

[Jack T. Chance]

A doctor to the Tardis now!Works for me! :DWhat is the meaning of all this?!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/Answer_to_Life.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/Smilies/HitchhikerSmilie.gif

What was I talking about? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

The importance of towels.

Will Jack ever be MINE?!

[Jack T. Chance]

The importance of towels.True, true. :yes:Will Jack ever be MINE?!*Consults the trusty Magic 8 Ball (http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~ssanty/cgi-bin/eightball.cgi)*

Hmm... "Ask again later", it says. :shrug:

Will the police catch the burglars that broke into my neighbor's house a little while ago? :headscratch:

[CaroPhoenix]

Only if one of the burglars stayed behind to give the cops directions on how to find the others.

What do you do when you're happy?/

[BookstoreEscapee]

Scream and shout and cry.

What do I want for Christmas?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Just your two front teeth.

Why did I see Daddy kissing Santa Claus?

[Jack T. Chance]

Just your two front teeth.

Why did I see Daddy kissing Santa Claus?Because Santa was actually Mommy, fulfilling Daddy's secret fetish! Good luck getting THAT image out of your brain!!! :devil:

To be, or not to be? That is the question... :blink:

[hinakiba777]

Not to be! No one every chooses that one.

What would happen is I stabbed you with my knitting needles?

[Jack T. Chance]

Not to be! No one every chooses that one.

What would happen is I stabbed you with my knitting needles?Well, you see, that all depends on the outcome... If you killed me, the police would undoubtedly want to have a word with you! :p
If I was still alive, I'd yank the knitting needles out and then return the favor in kind... BY USING THEM TO POKE OUT YOUR EYES!!! :devil:So, like I said... it all depends! :p

Would you like to pay now, or later?

[CaroPhoenix]

Definitely later...do you have a layaway plan?

Have you seen my racing goggles?

[hinakiba777]

No. Are they faster than the other goggles?!

How will I give jack is Christmas scarf now that i am blind?!

[Jack T. Chance]

No. Are they faster than the other goggles?!

How will I give jack is Christmas scarf now that i am blind?!Well, you'll have to have the cybernetic eyes installed, for starters. But hey, now you'll be able to see in INFRARED!!! :D

Tacos, or cheeseburger? :confused:

[BookstoreEscapee]

Cheeburger (http://www.cheeburger.com/home2/index.asp)!

Do you want fries with that?

[Jack T. Chance]

Cheeburger (http://www.cheeburger.com/home2/index.asp)!

Do you want fries with that?LOL! :lol:

There's one about 15 minutes from my house! :D

But Five Guys (http://www.fiveguys.com/home.aspx) is better... and closer. ;)

Mello Yello, or Barq's Root Beer? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

Barq's!

Does anyone remember that rootbeer from the 1990's? I think it was called Hertz, but i'm not sure. I remember there was a bulldog on it.

[Green_Fairy]

maybe these guys (http://www.bulldogrootbeer.com/)?

will i finish knitting my brothers scarf and my sweater by christmas?

[hinakiba777]

Nope, sorry. (MY response to the statement and question)

Why don't I just make myself so cocoa?

[Jack T. Chance]

Nope, sorry. (MY response to the statement and question)

Why don't I just make myself so cocoa?Because you're just too lazy! :p

(wrong answers, remember? ;))

Why don't I just get off my arse and go out to the store? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

I glued you to the chair.

[Jack T. Chance]

I glued you to the chair.Ah, that explains it. :yes:

Forget something, hinakiba? ;)

[hinakiba777]

Oh right. *steals all of Jack's stuff* Thanks for reminding me

Why do so many people forget to ask a question?!

[Jack T. Chance]

Oh right. *steals all of Jack's stuff* Thanks for reminding meDon't mention it! Enjoy the hernia! :DWhy do so many people forget to ask a question?!I don't know. Why don't you enlighten us on that one? ;)

--Jack (who has a lot of stuff)

[hinakiba777]

I guess they are too busy planning out the complete tingu of your home. (Tingu is a slang word from Easter Island. It means to systematically remove one item from a friend's home until they have nothing.)

Isn't this a great idea?

[Jack T. Chance]

I guess they are too busy planning out the complete tingu of your home. (Tingu is a slang word from Easter Island. It means to systematically remove one item from a friend's home until they have nothing.)

Isn't this a great idea?Only if you enjoy being assassinated by ninjas while you sleep! :devil:

Hmmm... where DID I put my black pajamas?!? :confused:

:devil:

[hinakiba777]

can't find things? MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M STEALING ALL YOUR STUFF!!!!

Navy SEALS or Army Ants?

[Jack T. Chance]

can't find things? MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M STEALING ALL YOUR STUFF!!!!

Navy SEALS or Army Ants?Arashikage Clan ninjas (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Storm_Shadow_%28G.I._Joe%29)! :D

The Doctor, or Romana? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

The MASTER!

Fish or Chips?

[Jack T. Chance]

The MASTER!So you're saying you have a thing for guys that dress in all black and have goatees, eh?

*makes a careful note of that for possible future reference* :devil:Fish or Chips?BURGER! :D

Soda, or iced tea? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

CHOCOLATE MILK!

Why does Jack take everything I say as innuendo or preference?!

[Jack T. Chance]

CHOCOLATE MILK!
You forgot the SHAKE! :p
Why does Jack take everything I say as innuendo or preference?!I was clearly dropped on the head too many times as a baby! :rolleyes:

Why is there so little on in the middle of the night for us night owls to watch? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

Because the TV realizes we are on the internet.

Why do I have to be in pain?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the Pain Fairy really likes you.

Why is a woman's work never done?

[Green_Fairy]

because the men are too lazy to any work

why can't i think of a good question?

[dalesys]

Because women aren't supposed to think!

Why are we down to ultimate frustrations: Men! Women! ?

[Green_Fairy]

because men are jealous of women. always have been ^_^

why can't food be cheaper?

[CaroPhoenix]

You can either have fast, good, or cheap. And you can only pick 2.

What does bop shu bop shu bop really mean?

[hinakiba777]

It's DIRTY!

How did I fall in love with you?!

[Jack T. Chance]

How did I fall in love with you?!Beats the heck out of me! :shrug:

Why is ABC making me wait until MARCH to find out what happens next in the new version of V? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

Because ABC are jerks.

Did you know ABC is canceling Eastwick?!

[Jack T. Chance]

Because ABC are jerks.

Did you know ABC is canceling Eastwick?!No, but these days, their call letters DO stand for Already Been Canceled, so...

what was I talking about? :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

:shrug: I wasn't paying attention, the rats in my backyard are all dancing!

What will our Mousekatools be today?

[RootedPhoenix]

:shrug: I wasn't paying attention, the rats in my backyard are all dancing!

What will our Mousekatools be today?

Five pianos and a snarfblat.

What am I waiting for?

[hinakiba777]

The Snarflblat. It got stolen!

Would you like an apple?!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sure. A Macbook would be cool. :)

What should I have for dinner tomorrow?

[Jack T. Chance]

Sure. A Macbook would be cool. :)*Pulls out the symbol of his deity, holds it up in plain view, and starts casting Turn Undead* Hear me, Apple Zombie! Foul spawn of Satan, BE GONE WITH THEE!!!

*starts mumbling to self*

Huh... doesn't seem to be working... what's wrong with this thing? :headscratch:

Oh well... screw it... sometimes, the old ways just work the best...
*reaches into his Bag of Holding and pulls out the 12 gauge shotgun Zombie Repellant* http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/Smilies/ZombieRepellentSmilie.gif

:devil:What should I have for dinner tomorrow?Kentucky Fried Chicken, of course! :D

Original Recipe, or Extra Crispy? :confused:

--Jack (who hates Apple Zombies with a passion. :p)




DISCLAIMER: This entire post is all in JEST. I do not wish any actual physical harm towards any member of CS... regardless of how bad their taste in consumer electronics may be. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/Smilies/HitchhikerSmilie.gif

[hinakiba777]

GRILLED!!!! (wrong answers right?)

Would you like this gas station suishi?!

[Jack T. Chance]

GRILLED!!!! (wrong answers right?)

Would you like this gas station suishi?!Umm... sure! It's just great...

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!* :p

7-11, or the Circle K? :confused:




*If you don't get the reference, you've somehow missed out on seeing Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog during one of his many, many appearances on Conan O'Brien's show.

[hinakiba777]

KWIKEE MART!

don't you think it's hard to answer questions when they are either or?

[Jack T. Chance]

KWIKEE MART!

don't you think it's hard to answer questions when they are either or?Meh. :shrug:

:devil:

Want a Fanta, don't you, don't you want a Fanta?

[hinakiba777]

NO! THEY TASTE BAD!

Are you going to hit me now?!

[Jack T. Chance]

NO! THEY TASTE BAD!

Are you going to hit me now?!Nope, I'm going to... squirt you with my Super Soaker water gun! :p

What would you dooooo... for a Klondike Bar?

(and how many times has someone asked that question in this thread? :lol: )

[CaroPhoenix]

Absolutely nothing, the klondike bar needs to entertain me!

Who needs a bath?

[Plaidman]

I do, but I'm such a huge germaphobe, I never take baths. Water is dirty mmkay.


Why are cats such huge bitchs?

[hinakiba777]

BECAUSE THEY WISH THEY WERE DOGS!

Why do I always fall for the Villain?

[Jack T. Chance]

BECAUSE THEY WISH THEY WERE DOGS!

Why do I always fall for the Villain?'Cuz you women are just highly illogical like that. :p

Why do us nice guys always finish last in love? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

Because the guy who finishes last is the guy who gets to be tied down the girl forever.

Why do i voice act every chance I get when I don't want a career in acting?!

[Jack T. Chance]

Because the guy who finishes last is the guy who gets to be tied down the girl forever.Yeah, well, that's where it all falls apart in my case, I'm afraid. :blink:Why do i voice act every chance I get when I don't want a career in acting?!'Cuz you're just doing what the voices in your head tell you to do! :p

Why is it so hard to find widescreen desktop wallpapers for the shows and movies I like? :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

Because your favorite shows & movies don't like you as much.

What is the Tao of Pooh?

[hinakiba777]

Something you should explain to your three year old before you let them watch My Friends Tigger and Pooh

Why is the sky blue>!

[Jack T. Chance]

Something you should explain to your three year old before you let them watch My Friends Tigger and Pooh

Why is the sky blue>!Because one day, the Creator said "Let the sky be blue!" And it was blue, and it was good. :D

Why ask why? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

Why not?!?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Because I said so!

What is my special assignment?

[BookstoreEscapee]

I'd tell you but then I'd have to beat you with one of these: :salmon:

Why can't I take my computer into the shower with me?

[hinakiba777]

Because we all know how much it stings to get soap on your monitor

Why did they have to wake me up from my sleeping?

[Green_Fairy]

because they couldn't wake you from your coma-ing

when will boondock saints 2 come out on dvd?

[Jack T. Chance]

because they couldn't wake you from your coma-ing

when will boondock saints 2 come out on dvd?On December 13th, 2012! :p

When will we get a good, hard freeze to finally kill off all the bugs? :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

Right before the 1st day of Summer.

Why is my child trying to drive me crazy?

[hinakiba777]

Rummy was sane once?!

[Jack T. Chance]

Rummy was sane once?!Yes, but that was a long time ago, before she discovered the rummy goodness! ;)

What should I eat this morning? :confused:

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Eat? Why eat when you can simply guzzle it down . . .

Do I want to take a nap now or later?

[Green_Fairy]

better late than never

what should i have for dinner?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Whatever you didn't eat for breakfast should do.

Should I stay up another hour or just go to bed?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Rummy was sane once?!

Just the once. She got better.


Should I stay up another hour or just go to bed?

You should stay up in your bed.

How have I not seen this episode?

[hinakiba777]

We keep you in a box most of the time. You just don't know it.

Should I check with a doctor to see if i'm still asthmatic

[Jack T. Chance]

We keep you in a box most of the time. You just don't know it.

Should I check with a doctor to see if I'm still asthmatic?Yes. You should go see Dr. Feelgood, 'cuz he's the one to make you feel alright! ;)

Should I cool it, or should I blow? :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

You should hold your breath and be hot.

Would you like to play in another season?

(OT: Okay guys! :) I feel the love coming off in waves in the last part of the thread! :roll: Thank you!)

[hinakiba777]

THere is a season other than WINTER?!

Would I sleep better if I had a proper size bed?

[Jack T. Chance]

THere is a season other than WINTER?!

Would I sleep better if I had a proper size bed?Nope! Because if you had a proper size bed, you'd have room in it to share with someone else, and they'd probably keep you awake all night doing... stuff. ;);), :yes::yes:, say no more.

When's gonna be my time, Lord, when's gonna be my time? :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

Right after my time!

Do you wanna?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No.

Do you believe in the theory of gravity?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

My mind says no but my body says yes

Will tomorrow be a good day for me to not go completely crazy?

[RootedPhoenix]

No. Insanity's too good not to share with everyone. :D

Why do monkeys dance?

[Bandit]

Because they hear Elvis.

So, how much snow will I have to shovel this winter?

B

[Green_Fairy]

none. global warming will hit and you'll be swimming instead

should i clean my apartment tomorrow like a good girl or finish reading breaking dawn?

[BookstoreEscapee]

As much as I hate to clean, I'd go with cleaning.

/not a Twilight fan :D

Should I just go to bed?

[Jack T. Chance]

As much as I hate to clean, I'd go with cleaning.

/not a Twilight fan :D

Should I just go to bed?Yes. But remember, just 'cuz you're in bed, it doesn't mean you have to sleep! :devil:

Dang ol' why, man? Dang ol' why? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

SHUT UP JACK!

Why am I grumpy!?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the chocolate ran away with the coffee.

I'm out of here?

[Jack T. Chance]

SHUT UP JACK!

Why am I grumpy!?Wow, who pissed in your Corn Flakes? :confused:Because the chocolate ran away with the coffee.:spew:I'm out of here?Nope. Just when you thought you were out, we pulled you back in! :devil:

What movie should I go rent from the Redbox? :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

Any movie that starts with the letter "O".

Why am I addicted to Taco Bell?

[BookstoreEscapee]

They put marijuana tablets in the meat.

Does anyone get my reference?

[Green_Fairy]

nope. reminds me of the staple my mom found in her taco salad, tho...

why on earth would someone go from being a chiropractor to running a snake farm?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Well, snakes are all spine, so it makes sense...

Why am I cold?

(Oh, and the marijuana tablets thing was from Mean Girls.)

[hinakiba777]

Because I'm so hot.

Am I going to die from this?!

[Jack T. Chance]

Because I'm so hot.

Am I going to die from this?!Nope. You'll have to suffer through it! :p

But will that which does not kill her make hinakiba stronger?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, but it'll be amusing for us to watch!

Did somebody say sing?

[Green_Fairy]

sing, sing, sing...highschool band used to play that a lot...

will i make it through my shift today without snapping?

[hinakiba777]

Nope. But don't worry you'll spring back and slap everyone once that happens.

Why do things never go right for the hina?

[Jack T. Chance]

Why do things never go right for the hina?Because they're too busy going LEFT! :p

What did you DO? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

Got an injection that didn't like my body and made me quite ill. have to fix it all now.

Was that the wrong answer?!

[Jack T. Chance]

Got an injection that didn't like my body and made me quite ill. have to fix it all now.

Was that the wrong answer?!Ummm... yes... no... maybe so? :confused:

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

[hinakiba777]

JASON VORHEES!

Did you dream of me?!

[Jack T. Chance]

JASON VORHEES!BWA HA HAHAHAHAHA!!! :roll:Did you dream of me?!Well, you see, it's like this... I rarely remember my dreams when I wake up, so, all I can say is... it's possible!

Why can't I remember my dreams? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

Because I had my Gengar use Dream Eater (http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Dream_Eater_(move)) on you.

Do you believe in magic in a young girl's heart?

[CaroPhoenix]

The only magic that is around lately is the magic in a young man's pants.

Where did the keys go?

[Green_Fairy]

same place the socks go

will The Boy come home early enough for us to go to Gettysburg tomorrow?

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes, but then you'll get a headache and you won't want to go.

Why am I drooling over Martin Short, thinking he's hot with shoulder length blond hair in the TV movie, "Merlin"?

[hinakiba777]

I don't know, BUT I BLAME MR.RUM!!!!

Would you come with me on my boat trip?!

[Green_Fairy]

[COLOR="Purple"]Yes, but then you'll get a headache and you won't want to go.
damn it! i just got over a 2 day migraine :cry:

Would you come with me on my boat trip?!
sure! *starts singing enya, loudly and off key* SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAAAAAAY!!!

will you teach me how to sing?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, I have problems carrying a tune in a bucket.

Is this silly?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, it's putty.

When will I stop procrastinating?

[hinakiba777]

Tomorrow maybe.

Will this ever be easy?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Easy?!? You want Easy!? This. Is. Not. EEEEEAAAASSSSSSYYYYYY!!!!

Is it almost time for bed?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Nope. The bed's still sleeping in, so maybe in about another couple of hours.

Will we get to see a snowflake tomorrow?

[Green_Fairy]

nope. you'll see a bunch. a blizzard, in fact. oops! looks like you're snowed in with no power and no food.

will my knees stop hurting any time soon?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Only when you have a migraine . . . then all the pain moves to your head. Sucks I know . . .

Will I be a famous celebrity in my next life?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Yes, you'll be Ava Braun.

How does this work?

[hinakiba777]

It doesn't. I broke it.

Will you miss me when I'm gone?!

[Jack T. Chance]

Will you miss me when I'm gone?!Yes, but my aim will keep improving. :devil:

Whatever shall I do today? :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

Anything my little heart desires.

I'll show you?

[Green_Fairy]

show me what?

[BookstoreEscapee]

if you show me yours, i'll show you mine...

where the hell did this white stuff falling from the sky come from?

[Jack T. Chance]

If you show me yours, I'll show you mine...

where the hell did this white stuff falling from the sky come from?It's the remains of a Sycorax spaceship that was destroyed while it was hovering over merry ol' England! Some chap known only as "The Doctor" had something to do with it getting blown to ashen bits! :D

Why is the Xbox 360 game Borderlands so damn addictive? :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

It's not, you're just the odd man out.

Did we have a wonderful night together?

[hinakiba777]

YES WE DID! BEST NIGHT EVER! (read my other random posts and you'll see how wrong that is.)

Would you like to swing on a star and carry moonbeams home in a jar?!

[CaroPhoenix]

I'm afraid of heights and I don't like stars - they don't taste too good.

Do I want to watch TV?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Nah, it doesn't do anything...just sits there.

Do you want to watch a TV show?

[Green_Fairy]

i do! alice is on tonight...

did i post the wrong thing on another game thread? i think i might've...

[hinakiba777]

YES YES!!!!!

Do you really want to hurt me?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes but only because I'm bored.

I know a chicken and she laid a what?

[hinakiba777]

We don't talk about the relationships between hens and roosters here. it's DiRTY

Would you like a hug?!

[CaroPhoenix]

No! There be germs in those hugs I say!

What was the surprise at Julia's party?

[Green_Fairy]

someone jumped out of a cake

am i gonna clean?

[hinakiba777]

NO YOU ARE GOING GO DUST! hehehe

Wouldn't it make sense to just take a LITTLE nap.

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope! Napping is so much fun, you have to do it on a GRAND scale!

What will the defendant say when he takes the stand?

[RootedPhoenix]

Nothing, he'll just pick the stand up and walk out the door.

Isn't technology wonderful?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only if you know how to use it, then it is definitely wonderful.

Since I'm a Momma, do I speak with an air of automatic authority?

[hinakiba777]

Yes. Because once you are a momma you know ALL.

Will my sleep pattern ever get back to normal?

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes! When the sun and moon both enter the age of Libra and Aquarius is finally forgotten.

What are you waiting for?

[hinakiba777]

The bread to thaw.

Will you be my Christmastine?!

[Jack T. Chance]

The bread to thaw.

Will you be my Christmastine?!I don't even know what that MEANS! :headscratch:

Will you help me figure out how to make the cop that pulled me over tonight disappear without ever getting caught for making him vanish from the face of the Earth? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

What Cop?! *evil laughter*

[CaroPhoenix]

The one that is standing right behind you.

What is the Christmas Wish Song?