Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[hinakiba777]

um....MONKEY!!!

Did that make sense?

[XCashier]

Does anything?

Why did that customer bitch me out over the lack of public restroom in the store, which is something I had no control over?! :mad:

[BookstoreEscapee]

You were convenient.

Why is my right hand cold and the rest of me isn't?

[CaroPhoenix]

Your hand knows the cold hard truth.

Who wants to be the Monkey King?

[RootedPhoenix]

The crown factory three towns over.

Why is blue so pretty?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because it's blue-tiful! :D

When will my teeth stop hurting? :cry:

[Jack T. Chance]

Because it's blue-tiful! :D

When will my teeth stop hurting? :cry:As soon as you accidentally bite your tongue! :p

And I wonder, still I wonder, who'll stop the rain?

[CaroPhoenix]

No Who, but What ... Use your umbrella! Sheesh! Are those obsolete now or something? *gives a lectue about how in "her day" there were umbrellas and stuff* :p

Did we hop through our assignment?

[hinakiba777]

What assignment?!

[Green_Fairy]

the one that's worth everything!

why did my boss want me to work on my one day off this week? why!?!?!??!

[CaroPhoenix]

Because he loves seeing your shiney happy face every day!

When will I ever grow up?

[Green_Fairy]

eh. "growing up" is relative and situational. you can be a perfectly fine "grown-up" adult in one situation and a perfectly fine "childish" adult in another situation. the important part is knowing when to act in which way.

oh wait...wrong answer...no! you'll fly off to never never land and get eaten by a crock.

what will i do with the apples The Boy won't eat?

[CaroPhoenix]

Turn them into apple mush and leave it out in the middle of the street.

Hey World! I'm a what?

[hinakiba777]

Yes you are a What. Just like the Grinch

Why does everyone want to deck the halls with me!?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because decking you would be criminal.

Can I afford it?

[ShadowTiger]

Not in those pants you can't. In fact, you shouldn't.


Will I ever find a date to the prom?

[CaroPhoenix]

The prom is waaay too over-rated and I reccomend you don't go.

They're happy now?

[Green_Fairy]

yup. they're happy and they know it and they even clapped their hands

is "the princess and the frog" any good?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only as good as the frog's legs on the cruise ship my parents are on right now.

Should we really be bouncing at a time like this?

[hinakiba777]

THERE IS NEVER A TIME WHEN BOUNCING IS WRONG!

Why can't i just stay in my PJs?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because you're grown up with responsibilities and a job. Aww...to heck with it! Every Wednesday is going to be PJ day from now on!

Why does my cat want me to pet him?

[hinakiba777]

Because there aren't any girl cats to play with. Your petting is the only pleasure he gets.

When will I get my money?!

[CaroPhoenix]

The day after the first day of the new world.

What does Taco Bell put in their food to make me crave it?

[Green_Fairy]

crack

why is it the married ones are the most obnoxiously flirty?

[BookstoreEscapee]

desparation.

what do i write in a sympathy card? :(

[CaroPhoenix]

Your betiding of woe-iness and joyfulessness.

Am I really allowed to make up new words?

[Green_Fairy]

no! only dr. suess is allowed to do that

is the rest of my shift gonna rock?

[Sarah Valentine]

Like a hurricane. :p

Why is cheese so delicious?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the taste fairy blessed it with lots and lots of taste.

When will I have it with heartburn?

[ralerin]

When heartburn has had it with you.

Can someone explain why I have this urge to dance?

[RootedPhoenix]

They're playing your favorite song! *dances like Snoopy*

Why am I procrastinating?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because you're actually the procrastinator fairy in disguise!

Will one of us be the next American Idol?

[hinakiba777]

Yes, I the Canadian girl will be the next American Idol.

WHAT IS THAT IN THE WINDOW!?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nose prints of Bigfoot.

Why are witnesses important?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

As my mama always said: never put off til tomorrow the people you can kill today.:devil:

What do I want to do after dinner later? Play a game on the laptop or do some writing?

[CaroPhoenix]

Write a game on a piece of of paper.

P is for ... ?

[Jack T. Chance]

P is for "Piss off!", which is my message for The Powers That Be, in response to how they keep finding new ways to ruin my life. :mad:

Which came first, the egg or the omelet?

[CaroPhoenix]

Sunny Side Up Eggs!

Why is my MIL suddenly being nice to me?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Same reason anyone who you don't like is being nice to you: they're plotting to kill you

When will I be warm again?

[Jack T. Chance]

Same reason anyone who you don't like is being nice to you: they're plotting to kill you

When will I be warm again?That would be the night that an electrical fire breaks out in your house while you sleep! You'll never be cold again for as long as you live! :devil:

Why is so damn hard to find a woman who can be what I want and NEED in a woman, that isn't already taken, who wants to be with me? :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

Because that'll be the day I diiiiie!

Listen to the what where?

[Green_Fairy]

that there!

are all kids this loud?

[CaroPhoenix]

WHAT!? I can't hear you! The Washing Machine is really loud!

Happy New Year?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I thought it was Happy Last Year!

What's causing the farting sound underneath the fridge that's been going on since Thursday morning that's driving me batty?

[CaroPhoenix]

The BAT-tery operated thingamajig you hid there last Wednesday.

Are costumes really the answer to any question?

[RootedPhoenix]

Yes! Sequins for everyone! Especially the guy in the chicken suit. :p

When will it snow in Los Angeles?

[hinakiba777]

When Winnepeg gets a heat wave in January.

Do you like me?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Only when basted in blue cheese dressing.

Shrek will be what ever after?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

An orgre. Ogre ugly after, I think.:p

Do I want to have spaghetti for dinner tonight or tomorrow?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Yes!

What should I clean first?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Either what's already dirty or what's going to get dirty in the forseeable future.

Do I turn you on?

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes, but then again, I'm a computer, I get turned on by a lot of people. ;)

Will I ever see you again?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Only in your dreams . . .

Why are those women on "Bridezillas" so dammned annoying?

[BookstoreEscapee]

They wouldn't get on TV if they weren't.

Can I be an attention whore, too?

[CaroPhoenix]

Sure! You're annoying enough! ;) :p :lol:

Can you Ooh with Ooh?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

No but I can Aaaah with AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhh.

Was that annoying enough to be on Bridezillas?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, you also have to do that while simultaneously tearing down the chef, the waiters/waitresses, and your in-laws.

Super who is going where?

[hinakiba777]

Super Bunny is going to the park.

How am I running on so little sleep?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because if you walked, you'd get no sleep whatsoever!

What's gonna work?

[hinakiba777]

Not me it's my day off.

Who put the Bop in the Bop Shoo Wop Shoo Wop?

[CaroPhoenix]

The same person who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong.

How do I love thee?

[r2cagle]

With glitter, a paper heart and a monster truck.



Does Sam 'play it again'?

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes, but with a variation that you can't prove.

How do you get the lights on?

[hinakiba777]

MAGIC!

Will you finish my unpacking for me?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, got other things I need to do like .. um ... wash my poodle's fur. :D

Where will my feet take me today?

[Green_Fairy]

repeatedly into a wall

why does my tummy hurt all of the sudden?

[BookstoreEscapee]

It overdid it at the gym.

Why can't the oven work faster?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because it's a machine! And machines cannot work faster than humans!

What do you think?

[hinakiba777]

I think a lot of random stuff. Like Cheese Monkey!

No, seriously, will someone do my unpacking?!

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, seriously, will someone do my unpacking?!

Yes - you will.

Why does my ear itch?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because it was Professor Plum in your bedroom with the itching powder.

Will we do it really fast twice?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Might be more relaxing if we do it really slow once.

What did I miss while I was offline?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Absolutely nothing of importance.

When will it be warm again?

[CaroPhoenix]

when the sun goes supernova.

For whom shall we clap now?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Preferably someone who doesn't have the clap . . .:p

What color scheme do I want to go with for my windows desktop?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Black on black.

Why does laundry take so long? (seriously, I've been here for 6 hours)

[hinakiba777]

Because your clothes like it dirty.

Why does the universe not want me to have chocolate milk ><

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the 42 tangerines from the Q Continuum will explode at Deep Space 9 with the Cardassians.

Is it funny?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, not at all. :lol:

When will I forget?

[CaroPhoenix]

When "Old Timers Disease" becomes mandatory for everyone.

Get it?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

No. I thought I had it, but I gave it away by mistake.

Should I get it?

[hinakiba777]

No you should give it to me.

Would you like some cake on that emu?!

[CaroPhoenix]

No, but I'd like some emu on that doughnut.

Why are you fighting?

[BookstoreEscapee]

We don't talk about that. It's the rule.

Who's the fairest of them all?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I don't know but I know I'm the unfairest of them all. Does that count?:p

Why can't I find something good to watch on tv tonight?

[CaroPhoenix]

No TV for you!

Who will get that ringing phone?

[RootedPhoenix]

Whoever wins the auction.

Can you bottle awesome?

[hinakiba777]

Yes, but only if you drain it out of people who are made of awesome. Which would make you are murder.

WHY MUST I BE ILL! >.<

[CaroPhoenix]

For the same reason I am!

What is the password?

[Green_Fairy]

pineapple biscotti

is flavorless benefiber really flavorless?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only The Shadow knows.

What do you want me to do?

[hinakiba777]

Could you explain to me how I got your cold THROUGH THE INTERNET, Rummy?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Um ... see it was like this .. the computer bug stole some of my germs and invaded your computer and they oozed out of your keyboard to you.

Should we start our own band?

[Green_Fairy]

yes! call it "purple elephants near indigo streams"! or you could shorten it and use the first letter from each word...

will i actually clean my apartment on thursday?

[hinakiba777]

No. you're going to come here and help me organize my room.

Will I do well at my interview tomorrow?

[dalesys]

Will I do well at my interview tomorrow?
Yes, sir.
No sir.
Speeding, sir?
A warning ticket? Thank you sir.
I won't walk so fast any more.

Are we there yet?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only if you mean "Heck" by here and if you mean in 25,000 years by "yet" then yes.

Blow what man down?

[Green_Fairy]

orangutan!

TPBM...wait...
i wish...no that's not right...
what was i saying?

[CaroPhoenix]

Supposedly something intellectual I think.

I'm pink and happy?

[Green_Fairy]

and you know it so clap your hands
*clap clap*

if is became it but it doesn't do is' job, then what does it do?

[CaroPhoenix]

Mr. Rum's job.

Who do you think would win a battle between Superman and Supernanny?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Supernanny. She's scary. And British. (Watching it right now. Wanna smack the mom.)

Where does the time go?

[CaroPhoenix]

To the second star and then straight.

Murder, she wrote?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

She started to, but then she was a victim of her craft.

Should we call the cops to report the murder?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, Ghostbusters might be the better choice.

What would make a great seat?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Actually I find my bed more comfy than a seat . . .

Queen or King sized?

[CaroPhoenix]

California King!

OMG! What happened to Care-A-Lot?

[BookstoreEscapee]

They stopped caring.

Why does it have to rain today?

[RootedPhoenix]

It could be worse. It could be pancake syrup.

Why is the cat sneaking up on me and getting all bitey?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because you are delicious.

Do I really have to go out there?

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes because I said so.

What should we do once we get to Davey Jones's locker?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Fill it with marbles so when he opens it they all fall out.

Will all my dreams come true?

[Green_Fairy]

sure. all the dreams you had when you were 5. hope you like your pink pony.

where did all the flowers go?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

They migrated south for the winter with the birds. But they called last week from South America and they said they're planning to come home anywhere between late March and late April.

Why can't I find a decent razor that won't leave those little bumps all over my legs?

[Green_Fairy]

because you haven't tried this (http://www.quattroforwomen.com/product_trimstyle.php) yet. i have one and i looove it. 'cept i use the men's razor replacer thingies for their version cuz it has a single blade on one side for...shaping things.

why is water so much tastier with cucumbers in it?

[hinakiba777]

Gravity.

Where oh where has my little dog gone?

[CaroPhoenix]

To heck in a breadbasket.

Is nothing ever really lost forever?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Only if you don't want it to be lost. Otherwise it'll show up by next week.

What else do I want to go with dinner tonight?

[CaroPhoenix]

A bathrobe, some smelling salts, and a feather fan.

Is being a bad bear really getting harder and harder?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

No . . .it's just the big bad bear is dealing with heartburn and that's no fun.

Is that that fuzzy orange hungry dude from the weight watchers commercials hiding in my closet?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, it's Gossamer (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hair-Raising_Hare).

How much is that doggy in the window?

[dalesys]

Say, half dollar a spaniel (se habla espanol)

Which ancestral language should I learn?
Abenaki, Danish, Dutch, French, German, Irish, Scots, Welsh...

[BookstoreEscapee]

Pig Latin!

Who comes up with these things (http://store.apple.com/us/product/M9720G/B?fnode=MTAwMTcxODU&mco=MTMwNzYwNjI)?

[hinakiba777]

Well According to Mr. Jobs' lawyers HE did, but I know the truth.

Would you like to spend a night in my boudoir?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sure, but where will you sleep?

What is that noise?

[hinakiba777]

Why did you ask two questions?!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Why did you ask two questions?!

I um, don't know...

(I wasn't thinking of the first one as a question, I guess. :shrug:)

Why didn't you answer my questions?

[hinakiba777]

Do you think you and I could just ask nothing but questions?!

[CaroPhoenix]

No, because that would confuse The Fresh Beat Band their legs are already loco - I don't want anything else of theirs to go loco too!

Is the foot smart?

[Green_Fairy]

only as smart as the shoes

kaaaaaaaahn...?

[CaroPhoenix]

Has left the building, but I think I can bring back Elvis.

How much wonder, could a wonder pet wonder if a wonder pet could wonder wonder?

[hinakiba777]

76.

Don't you wish it were simpler?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Nah, if it were any simpler, it'd be half a tv.

Don't stop ... don't what?

[Green_Fairy]

don't stop!! in the naaaaaame of love!

would you eat them with a fox?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, but I'd eat them in a box...

What are we eating?

[hinakiba777]

Rattlesnake!

Would you like a bunny?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Nah, but I'm sure Elmer Fudd would hop all over that!

Are you ready for that bedtime story?

[hinakiba777]

No I want to stay up ALL NIGHT!

Was it really worth it?!

[CaroPhoenix]

OMG! Yes it was! Especially the pink elephants and the dancing broomsticks!

May I do you?

[Jack T. Chance]

OMG! Yes it was! Especially the pink elephants and the dancing broomsticks!

May I do you?Sorry, but I now make it my policy to never be "The Other Man".

Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt, burned it. :ashamed:

What the hell was that? :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

I'm not sure, but I think it was the love child of the road runner and Pinky.

Who's listening?

[RootedPhoenix]

Big Brother. :devil: (He's watching, too.)

Why are carrots awesome?

[hinakiba777]

They aren't. They SUCK.

Would you like to tango?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Sorry, my two left dance shoes are at the dry cleaners.

Doo bee doo bee who?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Dooby Dooby Moo (http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Dooby-Dooby-Moo/Doreen-Cronin/e/9781416996170/?itm=10) !

Where's my dinner?

[Jack T. Chance]

Dooby Dooby Moo (http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Dooby-Dooby-Moo/Doreen-Cronin/e/9781416996170/?itm=10) !

Where's my dinner?http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/i-cooks-u-a-steak-but-i-eated-it-ra.jpg

;)

Why me? Dear Gord Almighty (http://www.actsofgord.com/), why me? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

Because you're a banana.

What did I do?

[CaroPhoenix]

Everythin and nothin all at once!

What else need to be put on my hat?

[BookstoreEscapee]

http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa299/yupko/i-cooks-u-a-steak-but-i-eated-it-ra.jpg


My dinner is inactive? Hmm..guess that's why I'm hungry this morning...


What else need to be put on my hat?

Peacock feathers and purple glitter.

Will the dentist be nice today?

[CaroPhoenix]

Well, since his greatest dental God is Steve Martin from the movie "Little Shop of Horrors", I'd say ... YES! Most definitely!

What is the secret of the Nile?

[Jack T. Chance]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/i-cooks-u-a-steak-but-i-eated-it-ra.jpg

;)

Why me? Dear Gord Almighty (http://www.actsofgord.com/), why me? :confused:My dinner is inactive? Hmm..guess that's why I'm hungry this morning...Fixed! ;)

As usual, if I want something done right, I have to do it myself. That image was hosted on a Photobucket page, so initially I just posted the image link from the page. And then that was the result. So now I've had to save the picture to my PC, and then upload it to MY Photobucket account. People that don't maintain their images on their Photobucket accounts in perpetuity is one of my biggest pet peeves. I HATE looking at a message board topic that's a few months old, and seeing nothing but dead image links. :soapbox:Well, since his greatest dental God is Steve Martin from the movie "Little Shop of Horrors", I'd say ... YES! Most definitely!

What is the secret of the Nile?That de Nile ain't just a river in Egypt! :p

Why can't I just accept my lot in life? :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

Because your lot is actually a parking lot at the local Wal-Mart and they just won't reconize your rights to it.

Am I here?

[hinakiba777]

NO, you're in Kamloops BC. GO VISIT GK!

Why can't i go to bed at a good time?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Because all the good time slots have been taken so you just have to take your lumps and eat the cake too.

It's a love perfume?

[BookstoreEscapee]

/time out

Fixed! ;)

Thanks! He's cute. :)


/time in

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Because all the good time slots have been taken so you just have to take your lumps and eat the cake too.

It's a love perfume?

More like a sex stink.

When will then be now?

[BookstoreEscapee]

In about five minutes.

When will Jesus bring the pork chops?

[CaroPhoenix]

When Noah can fit 2 of everything into a Smart Car.

When the cat's away what happens?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Miss Peggy comes up on the front porch to eat, be petted and roll and make like she's a looooong kitty . . .;)

When will the sun rise?

[BookstoreEscapee]

When the law of gravity is revoked.

How does such a small animal shed so much fur? (kitty)

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I don't have an answer for that, but I suspect it won't change until there's Rogaine available for cats.

Speaking of Rogaine, why isn't there a cat version available yet?

[Green_Fairy]

because the dogs took it

why isn't farscape coming out with new awesomeness anymore?

[Jack T. Chance]

/time out

Thanks! He's cute. :)

/time inNo problem. I thought that one would make you smile. :)I don't have an answer for that, but I suspect it won't change until there's Rogaine available for cats.

Speaking of Rogaine, why isn't there a cat version available yet?Because it would make Mr. Bigglesworth feel bad, and then Dr. Evil would have to kill someone! :devil:

A who to the what now? :confused:

EDIT: Damn it! Gazumped!!! :censored:

Farscape was canceled because people just don't like Muppets anymore! :p

A who to the what NOW? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

No. The who with the what is later!!!!

Have I told you lately that I love you?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, but I don' htink I'm really the recipient of that loving.

Why is my cat staring at me?

[hinakiba777]

it's high on cat nip and thinks you are a huge salmon.

Would you Could you join the dance?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Sure! Let me get my dancing lemming.

Hagrad or Haggis?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Yeah, I'm feeling pretty haggard this evening after the day I've had . . .

What was the question again?

[BookstoreEscapee]

(I was thinking "haggard" for that last one, too...:p)


What question?

[hinakiba777]

BE, are we really starting this again?!

[RootedPhoenix]

Yes...I mean... no..... I mean... maybe...uh...

....AHHHH! :runaway:
(:D)

Who bought cookies for the cookie jar?

[CaroPhoenix]

Pinky and the Brain they're using them to take over the world and you're the guinea pig.

Why has the really sick fairy decided to "bless" me?

[hinakiba777]

You have a child, and you can share your blessing.

Would you like to swing on a star?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, I'm afraid of heights.

Why is my child imitating a jumping jack?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Too many Mexican Jumping Beans.

How many boxes of Girl Scout cookies will I get suckered into buying?

[CaroPhoenix]

2,657,942!

Did you know that you mean the world to me?

[hinakiba777]

Yes! :D

Does Rummy have a child?!

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, she has a Little Rum.

Do I really want this?

[Jack T. Chance]

No, she has a Little Rum.

Do I really want this?No, you want that instead! :D

Why do I have to be at a meeting an hour away from home at 8:30 in the morning? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

Lemmings! It's all the lemmings fault!

Why can't i marry an anime character?!

[Jack T. Chance]

Lemmings! It's all the lemmings fault!

Why can't i marry an anime character?!Because human/toon relationships just don't work! :p

Seriously, don't my bosses understand the importance of a good night's sleep? :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

Sleep? What is this sleep you're talking about? I blame it on the lemmings, personally.

Do I need Amanda Huggenkiss?

[hinakiba777]

NO, YOU have Mr. Rum who has given you ChildRum and if you run off with Amanda now....I'll steal Sarlon's cat.

Did that make sense?!

[CaroPhoenix]

With less than 4 hours of sleep even the musings of Confucious's Feng Shui way of life make sense to a very tired brain.

Today is my birthday?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, I know when your birthday is and today is not it.

Why do people have to die? :(

[CaroPhoenix]

So Tinkerbell can get more magical fairy dust.

How should I decorate my house?

[Green_Fairy]

in a tropical island tiki theme! i'll paint palm trees on every wall!

am i really gonna be spending one of the rare days we both have of work watching The Boy play video games whist i sit here bored?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, switch it around! You play the video games and he gets to be bored. :D

Hey! What happened to the sun?

[BookstoreEscapee]

It decided to sleep in today.

Do I really have to go?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only if you don't want to have gone in the chair.

What am I thinking about today?

[hinakiba777]

THE LEMMING CONSPIRACY! it's always on your mind.

How the hell did my bra break?!

[CaroPhoenix]

You did one too many "bounce checks".

How much fantasy could an island hold if an island could hold fantasy?

[hinakiba777]

3.5 billion

Would you like a cookie?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Nah ... I'd like a Hardy Boy instead.

Super, Why?

[hinakiba777]

Because OF EVIL!

Why don't i just go to bed a reasonable times?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because unreasonable times are just that much more fun!

Do you wanna?

[BookstoreEscapee]

I wanna puppy!

What's going on with my eye?

[hinakiba777]

Nothing! *points laser and giggles*

Do you want a fanta?

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes! I'd like a fanta idolize me all day long.

Wouldn't you like to be a pepper too?

[Sheldonrs]

Can I be a pepper AND the salt of the Earth?

Has anyone seen my Aardvark collection?

[CaroPhoenix]

It switched places with the Zebra collection.

What can hold more stuff?

[BookstoreEscapee]

What can't hold much, Which holds much more.

Do you believe in magic?

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes, in everything but a young girl's heart.

The Ultimate Workout Log?

[hinakiba777]

This One (http://www.statesymbolsusa.org/IMAGES/Arizona/PetrifiedWoodLog.jpg)


Where do we go from here?

[CaroPhoenix]

I say 42 miles to the 42nd street of the 42nd city of our choice.

What am I stepping on?

[hinakiba777]

MY SPLEEN! HELP!

Why did you do that?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because you didn't.

When will my headache go away?

[MannersMakethMan]

Not until it can find another suitable host I'm afraid... No, I don't qualify...

Is that what I think it is?

[CaroPhoenix]

Umm ... Yes! Yes it is!

What do you think it is anyways?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I only hope that it's not what I think it is . . .

Now where's my freakin' pony?

[hinakiba777]

Sorry I stole it. IT's mine now! I named it Caramel!

Have you accepted the Flying Spaghetti Monster as your one true God?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, but he was mighty tastey for dinner! :D

What is a high hat?

[RootedPhoenix]

It's a high as a fly in the sky hat! :D

What's for breakfast?

[CaroPhoenix]

Chocolate cake and chocolate ice cream!

Would you like some astronaut ice cream?

[hinakiba777]

No I heard it tastes like dirt.

How do I prove my love?!

[CaroPhoenix]

By sending a plastic heart in ice cream to the above address in the chain letter.

Will I be right back?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, you'll be left front.

Can I have a hug?

[hinakiba777]

No you will be left Forward.

WHY?!

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, you'll be left front.

Can I have a hug?

No you will be left Forward.

WHY?!

Because we simulposted!

What do we win?

[dalesys]

Best gruesome transporter accident.


Why is moonshine sunshine?

[CaroPhoenix]

It's not! It's cookie monster's spotlight!

Why would I want to ruin a perfectly good hot dog with mustard?

[Jack T. Chance]

It's not! It's cookie monster's spotlight!

Why would I want to ruin a perfectly good hot dog with mustard?Hell if I know! Maybe you were dropped on the head as a child? :p

Why do Mother Nature and Old Man Winter hate the Mid-Atlantic Region so much this year? :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the Mid-Atlantic region didn't play fair last year.

Where is the chord?

[hinakiba777]

ON the guitar.

Why do birds hate me?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because you're not one of the Carpenters.

Do you see the banana?

[hinakiba777]

MINE! *steals*

What banana?

[CaroPhoenix]

Banana? There was a banana around here? All I see are a lot of sundaes.

If I hear one more thing, I'll be force to put you where?

[hinakiba777]

In a birdcage!

Why is love?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Nonono my young grasshopper, the correct question is:

Love is why?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Actually the correct answer is:

Why not me?:p

Will I have to see another Friday night of snow this coming week after having 3 in a row?

[hinakiba777]

Will you ever stop rhyming?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Will you ever stop rhyming?

Only when the bells stop chiming.

How's my timing?

[CaroPhoenix]

It made the wall my cat is climbing.

Anyone want a peanut?

[hinakiba777]

HARBENGER OF DOOM!

Why are all the kids having nut allergies?

[CaroPhoenix]

Have you seen all those stand up comics!? I'd be allergic to them too!

It's time to tickle the whale?

[RootedPhoenix]

Whale (well) yes, it is! :D

Is it time to dance?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only until midnight, then i'm pumpkin'd out!

What should Dora explore today?

[Jack T. Chance]

Only until midnight, then i'm pumpkin'd out!

What should Dora explore today?
An abandoned minefield! :devil:

Hoof arted? :confused:

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Not me this time . . . that was an elephant on the rooftop:p

Does Susie still sell seashells by the seashore?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, now she sells herself at the hotel...

Do I have a fever?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only if the pringles are still around!

How can I be celery?

[BookstoreEscapee]

How can I be celery?

Only if you are stalked.

Will I go right to sleep?
(The answer to my last question is yes - 101.3 :burneyes:)

[hinakiba777]

No you will suffer from insomnia for the rest of your life.

Why is my last name so amusing to people?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because it's cruel to laugh at your first name.

If you knock down the pins, will everyone win?

[hinakiba777]

No. But all the blue shirted people will be disqualified.

[BookstoreEscapee]

What was the question, again?

[XCashier]

There was a question?

Is the world going insane?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because it's easier than being sane.

Who's got a big ol' butt?

[Bramble]

You. :lol:

Orly?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nah, we were just fooling!

Where would we be going if we had a weedwhacker, a handbasket, and a bottle of peach preserves?