Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[Plaidman]

Oh I do... It was the teacher that spoke it though XD.



Will Green Fairy help me with my homework?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope! 'cos she has to help the kids in the state she lives in with their homework first!

What happens during puzzle time?

[Green_Fairy]

all the important pieces are lost

is becoming a vet tech a good idea?

[Andara Bledin]

Sure. Until you have that "incident" with the elephant, anyway... >.>

Why won't my throat stop hurting?

^-.-^

[dalesys]

That "incident" with the elephant...

How many more mice will I trap on/by my desk? (2 in 24 hr so far)

[Plaidman]

That "incident" with the elephant...


:eek::roll::lol::spew: That was great... Sorry Andara Bledin, not trying to laugh at you but that was great.


Anyway, depends on how much cheese you got. You already got the rat part down...


Why do I enjoy King of the Hill, on par with... even... sadily.. Batman.... lately? I never did when I was younger.

[hinakiba777]

Because with age your tastes begin to SUCK!!!

Will you help me packing?

[Green_Fairy]

yes! i like packing other people's stuff

is the prince of persia movie gonna rock?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I suspect it'll be more roll than rock . . .

Why do these moron guys around here insist on wearing their pants down below their asses and the girls want to wear them so tight they look like they're about to burst?:confused:

[BookstoreEscapee]

Cuz it makes them look secks-eeeeee!

Why didn't I get my paperwork done yet?

[hinakiba777]

Pen Gremlins

Would you like to touch my body?

[CaroPhoenix]

with a ten foot pole and the Grinch!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Oscar the Grouch. It was either that or punch Cookie Monster in the nose.

Where do I find 7 million dollars before Tuesday?

[CaroPhoenix]

Fort Knox! Or you know, have an affair with like Jesse James or Tiger Woods (or any playboy out there) and then sue for plaimony!

Who stole the rum from the Rummy?

[Andara Bledin]

:eek::roll::lol::spew: That was great... Sorry Andara Bledin, not trying to laugh at you but that was great.
Laugh away. I know I did. :D

Jack Sparrow, of course!

Why does Dr Pepper taste so good?

^-.-^

[hinakiba777]

It doesn't. Everyone is really delusional

Where is my jammies?

[CaroPhoenix]

The sandman needed a new outfit and he wears the same size as you.

What really happened to Baby Jane?

[hinakiba777]

SHE DIED!!!!

Would you like this cookie?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, I want that cookie!

Will I fall asleep quickly?

[Green_Fairy]

yea, but you'll wake up just as fast

ever heard of the coconut crab (http://www.naturenet.net/blogs/media/blogs/eating/coconut_crab.jpg)?

[CaroPhoenix]

No and i don't want to neither!

Why can't I be with my One True Love?

[Green_Fairy]

coconut crab got 'im

why was the elephant in his pajamas?

[Andara Bledin]

'Cause it wouldn't fit in yours.

Why are the classics often so much better than newer stuff?

^-.-^

[RootedPhoenix]

.....42 chickens, two boxes of streamers, and five boxes of sparkles. Dump in a BIG satellite dish on a hot day and cook for 8 hours, stirring every five minutes.

That should give you your answer. :lol:

Why does Pink Floyd's "Wish You Were Here" loop so well?

[hinakiba777]

Because the melody is spherical.

Cheeseburger?

[CaroPhoenix]

Not Coke! Pepsi!

Why am i listening to Christmas music?

[Green_Fairy]

because you've been in indiana (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus,_Indiana) lately

why does the dog keep licking the air?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Cuz it havs a flavr.

When will I find The One?

[Andara Bledin]

On the day of his wedding to someone that is not you.

When will Nekojin & I get out of this ghetto pit of an apartment complex?

^-.-^

[Jack T. Chance]

On the day of his wedding to someone that is not you.

When will Nekojin & I get out of this ghetto pit of an apartment complex?

^-.-^The day "The Big One" hits California, DEMOLISHING your building along with many others! Have fun with the insurance claims on that one! :devil:

When are people in the DC area going to learn that it's NOT okay to be an aggressive-driving asshat that thinks it's appropriate to do 20-25 MPH over the speed limit? :confused:

[hinakiba777]

The year 2046.

Where's the beef?

[Plaidman]

Up your butt and around the corner!

Wow... why I haven't heard that or done that in years... why?

[Green_Fairy]

because you aren't in grade school anymore...i hope O_O

why's my mind filled with mini-plaid being chased by a girl on a playground yelling "COOTIES!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

[Plaidman]

because you aren't in grade school anymore...i hope O_O

why's my mind filled with mini-plaid being chased by a girl on a playground yelling "COOTIES!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"

Because you must be smoking some highly illegal drugs. That never happened. I wish it did.


Why is green fairy doing illegal drugs?

[Green_Fairy]

because i can't sleeeeeeeep

why can't i sleep?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the illegal drug of choice are the "wide-awake" pills and not the "let me sleep" pills.

Up your nose with what?

[Green_Fairy]

with a garden hose!!

ever heard of drop dead fred (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101775/)?

[CaroPhoenix]

I prefer my Freds to be bowlers and not zombies. :p

Come on shake your .. hips?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

If I did that, then we'd have an earthquake.:p

Why does the pollen insist on hanging out at my house?

[Lace Neil Singer]

Cuz as far as pollen is concerned, your house is THE place to be.

Why don't I ever get hangovers, despite drinking enough to put Oliver Reed under the table?

[dalesys]

Why don't I ever get hangovers, despite drinking enough to put Oliver Reed under the table?
Because the Oh God gets them.

Why can't Terry Pratchett be immortal?

[Andara Bledin]

Because then... um... because... crap! Why can't Terry Pratchett be immortal?

Why am I wide awake after only 6 hours of sleep?

^-.-^

[CaroPhoenix]

Because in Soviet Russia, the sleep sleeps on you.

What is to rough?

[Green_Fairy]

putting child rum in a cage

why do small dogs shake so much?

[BookstoreEscapee]

why do small dogs shake so much?

cuz their legs are so spindly

am i just wasting my time?

[hinakiba777]

Yes! You need to quit your job, Move the Winnipeg, and FIND YOURSELF.

Do you love me?!

[Green_Fairy]

with my life! let's move to prague

why is dr. who so freaking awesome?

[Racket_Man]

with my life! let's move to prague

why is dr. who so freaking awesome?

Becasue when the Dr. shows up all hell breaks loose, things explode and Darleks are happy

Why does my car want to keep commiting suiside????

[Andara Bledin]

Because it has you confused with it's previous owner who had made a suicide pact with it, and it wants to fulfill it's part of the love promise.

Why is Diablo II still so much fun to play?

^-.-^

[CaroPhoenix]

Because El Diablo is still the best around and when there's 2 of them, it's even better!

Why is Mr. Rum acting stupid this morning?

[Green_Fairy]

too much rum in his breakfast

is it bad that i went through an entire season of "bones" in two days?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I would suspect so . . . all that crunching can damage your teeth.

Why is it almost every day I have off Oxygen wants to show all day marathons of "Snapped?"

[BookstoreEscapee]

They're trying to tell you something.

What should I order for dinner tonight (goin' to a fancy-schmancy place!)?

[Green_Fairy]

lobster. tell 'em you want to hear it scream...
(no offence to PETA)

am i getting sick? or am i just that allergic to cigarette smoke...?

[BookstoreEscapee]

You are getting sick from the cigarette smoke.

I don't eat lobster. What else should I order?

[Green_Fairy]

steak! wrapped in bacon O_O

where are we gonna move?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Steak, I can do (maybe not wrapped in bacon)...

We're gonna move to Mars where all the men are!

Now that my paperwork is done, will I finally start going through all the other crap in my apartment?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, that would be too messy and hazardous to your health.

Who am I?

[Green_Fairy]

dr.!

moo?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Bwock-Bwock Bwock.:p

Why have we not seen as much rain this month here as we usually do?

[BookstoreEscapee]

I drank it all.

Why don't I get filet mignon more often? nom nom nom.

[hinakiba777]

Because finding adorable cuts of meet is very difficult


Why am I nowhere near done packing?

[Green_Fairy]

because the fairies keep stopping you

are superpowers real?

[Jack T. Chance]

because the fairies keep stopping you

are superpowers real?Yes! Some guys are lucky enough to have been blessed with "Animal Magnetism", which makes them very attractive to the ladies... in some cases, so attractive that they have to beat the ladies off with a STICK! :p

Sadly, my "gift" seems to be the polar opposite... what I'll call "Animal Repulsion"... the ladies can't get away from me fast enough. :(

Why me? For the love of frak, why me? :confused:

[Green_Fairy]

because if not you, hitler

is my love of stuffed cows normal?

[hinakiba777]

Mr. Moo (my stuffed cow) says yes

Why is Jack so repulsive to the ladies?! :p (I'm mean)

[RootedPhoenix]

He isn't repulsive. They're just the sort of people who can't see cool, and Jack is cool. Someday Jack will have an awesomesauce lady.

Why do allergies exist?

[hinakiba777]

Because of Unitelligent Design. Damn Drunken FSM!!!!!


Why do I always end up staying up SO DAMN LATE? (it's 7am right now >.<)

[CaroPhoenix]

You're not staying up late, you're just the really really really early bird!

How does that make you feel?

[Green_Fairy]

like a popsicle

why does my spellchecker want to capitalize "popsicle"?


Mr. Moo (my stuffed cow) says yes
you have a stuffed cow named mr. moo? i have a stuffed cow named mr. moo! i also have one named milton...

[BookstoreEscapee]

like a popsicle

why does my spellchecker want to capitalize "popsicle"?


Because Popsicle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Popsicle)® is a brand name.

Wait, that's not a wrong answer. Um...because Popsicle is president of the frozen treats.

you have a stuffed cow named mr. moo? i have a stuffed cow named mr. moo! i also have one named milton...

I have one named Milkshake. :p

[CaroPhoenix]

The answer is moot as the question was mute. :p

Do I have to like snacks?

(FTR, I had a stuffed cow named Moocifer)

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, you have to like quacks.

Can you hear me now?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

No but I have more bars than you do . . . . thanks to AT&T:p

Why did my laptop battery just go dead right in the middle of typing my reply?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because it wa--


--

Who's the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?

[CaroPhoenix]

THe headless horseman.

What is the high stick here?

[Green_Fairy]

headless horse foot

why did i leave my knitting needles and crochet hooks in virginia?

[BookstoreEscapee]

You were performing illegal surgery again...

How much will Virginia win in the lawsuit?

[shankyknitter]

as much as she would wearing any other suit

Why is my adviser stuck in Paris?

[Green_Fairy]

because of the volcano
(oh wait...wrong answer...)
because the flying unicorn's on vacation

where should i get married?

[shankyknitter]

Venus, I hear its lovely in June

Why did I open a bottle of alcohol at 1am?

[Green_Fairy]

because you know i haven't been sleeping well lately and i could use some "medicine"

am i gonna get everything i need done done this week?

[shankyknitter]

yup, but then you'll have nothing to do for the rest of your life and decide to spend the rest of your time on earth categorizing different shapes of grass.

How will my exam week end?

[hinakiba777]

With Pudding being dumped on your head by your Econ prof.

What am I going to do?

[CaroPhoenix]

You're going to make pudding for the Econ prof.

Are you ready to transform?

[Green_Fairy]

transform into pudding? not really

can i have pudding?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sure...you can have this one I found at the back of my fridge...I think it's supposed to be green...

Why couldn't I have had an hour more alone?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because all the other hours were lonely without you.

Henry the VIII I am I am?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No! I'm Henry the Eight I am!

Will Kate finally get voted off tonight?

[shankyknitter]

survivor and big brother have both voted her off. sadly they're the wrong shows.

Where did my motivation go?

[CaroPhoenix]

With the stardust and pixie dust and floating pirate ships - to the second star and beyond.

Will William Shatner ever know of my existence?

[Green_Fairy]

yup. hope you like your new restraining order

will i loose the weight i want...or will i loose my mind?

[Sunsetsky]

You can't lose your mind. It already ran off with Shanky's motivation.

Will I find something interesting to watch on Youtube?

[Green_Fairy]

here ya go (http://www.baratsandbereta.com/). (it's not youtube, that's why it's wrong. HA!)
these guys are hilarious. my brother went to highschool with the barats half. good kid

why does my belly button hurt :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

You still haven't cut the umbilical cord that holds you to your momma.

Why did Child Rum have to wake up so early?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Because Child Rum decided that if she couldn't sleep, Mommy and Daddy Rum couldn't either. And everything functions on Child Rum Time, remember?

Why does Rover insist on running in the house every time the front door opens?

[shankyknitter]

Because he's trying to find my motivation and Green Fairy's mind. He apparently thinks they're in your house.

why didn't this popcorn pop?

[hinakiba777]

Because it was CREAMED CORN!!!!

WHERE IS THE CHEESE!?

[Green_Fairy]

because it wanted to break your teeth

why did the house just rumble and fill my room with the smell of cigarette smoke?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the invisible smoker has decided to visit you for a weekend.

If we wish real hard, can we make Humpty Dumpty better again?

[shankyknitter]

Define better. Years of psychotherapy won't keep that dude from falling apart again.

Will I actually finish my work today?

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes, but you have to sacrfice 23 skeins of yarn to do so.

What invigorates you?

[Andara Bledin]

That answer is in that other forum game thread, over there ---->

Why did I eat so many dark chocolate Reeces Pieces?

^-.-^

[CaroPhoenix]

Because you were sacrificing yourself to save me from them! Thanks! :D

Why can't the rain go away?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because it would miss you so.

How long will my laundry take?

[CaroPhoenix]

6 seconds. You have it on hyper fast!

Where is my husband and child?

[BookstoreEscapee]

6 seconds. You have it on hyper fast!

I wish...:rolleyes:

Where is my husband and child?
At the Copacabana!

Just who did shoot who, anyway?

[Ben_Who]

I wish...:rolleyes:


At the Copacabana!

Just who did shoot who, anyway?

Greedo shot Han.

Where will I be five years from now?

[Plaidman]

In fan prison. HAN SHOT FIRST!

What am I doing wrong against woman?

[Jack T. Chance]

In fan prison. HAN SHOT FIRST!

What am I doing wrong against woman?You're male. Sometimes, that's all it takes. :p

Iron Man, or War Machine? :confused:

[Plaidman]

Depends on which Mark... but I still prefer Iron Man.


Batman VS Dr. Doom, who'd win?

[Jack T. Chance]

Depends on which Mark... but I still prefer Iron Man.


Batman VS Dr. Doom, who'd win?WAR MACHINE! (Which was the correct answer in the previous question, BTW! :p) :D

Can you tell I'm excited for Iron Man 2?

[Green_Fairy]

it's freakin' iron man, dude. i'd be disappointed if you weren't excited.
i mean...iron man bad?

do you like the new Doctor?

[Plaidman]

Me and you both bro! Going opening day. Cannot wait. Must watch now.

Btw, me and friends did a huge four day argument over who would win Batman VS Dr. Doom. They did finally agree Batman would win. But I also made mention that even if Dr. Doom lost, it would further whatever goal he wanted to anyway.

[CaroPhoenix]

The answer is I'll have to kill you if I told you.

Why did plaidman forget a question?

[Magpie]

He didn't forget it, he snubbed it.

Why is it raining?

[BookstoreEscapee]

To ruin my hair when I have to go to church and dinner today.

Why do I have to go to church, anyway?

[Exaspera]

Where else do you get to wear your big fancy hat?

How come a plant grown up huge in my garden is a weed and a plant that I plant and tend dies?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Where else do you get to wear your big fancy hat?

The closest I have to a fancy hat is my Colbert Nation baseball cap. :D

How come a plant grown up huge in my garden is a weed and a plant that I plant and tend dies?

You simply need to switch your perspective. Decide to want the plant that lives.

Why do I still have a headache?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because Mr. Rum is telepathically tied to you.

Where are the Super Babies going?

[Green_Fairy]

kripton

am i gonna fall asleep at the wheel tomorrow?

[shankyknitter]

No, you're going to fall asleep in your bed after you get back holding the wheel

Will my professor forgive me for slacking off?

[Green_Fairy]

nope. you fail.

how's it gonna go down tomorrow when i tell my manager i can't work before i've even started?

[CaroPhoenix]

The apocalypse will begin.

Ready?

[shankyknitter]

*gathers zombie fighting gear* Now I am. Bring on the undead! Oh wait those are just exam time classmates. Oops.

Will my crush give up this 'I can't be attracted to you I've known you too long' mentality?

[Squeaksmyalias]

He can't he is a zombie! shootz him shootz him!

Is my dog strange because she gets stuck under the bed with her squeaky piggy and can't figure out it's too big to fit and she is too stubborn to let it go?

[shankyknitter]

No your dog simply suffers from squeekyswine attachment syndrome. Sadly its incurable but it is not fatal.

Why isn't it friday already?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the space-time continuum needs to be maintained.

What's happening?

[Squeaksmyalias]

A random trip to Ontario for cake, get on the plane!

Why do I keep finding all the old clients who never have their hearing aids in?

[CaroPhoenix]

because you're just lucky

What should I do?

[Squeaksmyalias]

Bring me rum! Your little one can hug my dog, the dog can give her a bath and babysit, we can drink rum it will be great.

Should I go paint pottery, while I drink rum?

[BookstoreEscapee]

You should drink rum from your pottery.

Can I hug the dog?

[Squeaksmyalias]

If you want to sit still for a VEEERRRRRRYYY long time then go right a head.

What color should I paint my nails today?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Not sure but whatever color your walls are, you can go with a darker shade for contrast.:p

When will I get to have a vacation?

[CaroPhoenix]

On the 12th of never.

Why do we have to have weather anyways?

[Squeaksmyalias]

So we have have jobs for the weather men and lady's they got to do something what other job will let them be wrong that often and let them keep their jobs.

why do we have traffic?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because everyone's busy getting somewhere the same time as we.

Shennandoah I long to hear you?

[Green_Fairy]

away you rolling...stone!

is 22 too young to get married?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, it's too old.

How soon is now?

[Squeaksmyalias]

When exactly do you mean?


When you say it's gonna happen now?

[CaroPhoenix]

We mean later in the day like after lunch and an afternoon nap. :D

Will the wind pick me up and blow me away?

[Squeaksmyalias]

We can bungee cord you to the nearest elephant to prevent that, don't worry.

Why is the cactus wearing small hats? Who did that?

[hinakiba777]

Uranians!

WHERE?!

[BookstoreEscapee]

There! --> <--

Did the suspect really do it?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, but the butler was butling at the time and so Mr. Boddy had to be done in by himself.

Why do I have to be here today?

[Squeaksmyalias]

Because we would die if you were not here to save us!

Where did it go?

[hinakiba777]

Behind the bush

what was that in your hair?

[Lace Neil Singer]

A bat.

Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

[Squeaksmyalias]

That was the devil...oops

Sparta?

[Lace Neil Singer]

SPPPAARRRRTTTTAAAAA!!!!

Where is the money?

[CaroPhoenix]

In a large bankvault in the middle of town square with 4 costumed super heroes guarding it.

Who are we going to save today?

[Squeaksmyalias]

A pie!

Dragon? where? Can I hug it?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Here (http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/04/28/funny-dog-pictures-embarasourus/)! You can try to hug it...:eek:

Will the cats make a mess while they're alone for the night?

[Jack T. Chance]

Here (http://ihasahotdog.com/2010/04/28/funny-dog-pictures-embarasourus/)! You can try to hug it...:eek:

Will the cats make a mess while they're alone for the night?No, they'll just set traps for their human captors! :devil:

Why do I even bother trying anymore? :confused:

[Plaidman]

No, they'll just set traps for their human captors! :devil:

Why do I even bother trying anymore? :confused:

Because we're both gluttons for emontional punishment from woman.

Why do I still try?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because to try to is be ummm ... human and not to try is be a woman.

Why is my throat sore?

[hinakiba777]

Because your cats drop kitty litter down your throat while you nap.

Why did my aunt come all the way to my house, only to ask me if I had a boyfriend?! :eek::confused::cry:

[Squeaksmyalias]

If she is anything like my godmother, you are in for a match making process from hell, run while you can!

Why must my godmother set me up with every man she comes across? Why must they all be anything but my type?

[Green_Fairy]

she's thinks you're gay

am i gonna get an interview at that hotel i applied at today?

[hinakiba777]

WHY ARE YOU STEALING MY JOB?!

[BookstoreEscapee]

I'm a kleptomaniac. I just can't help it.

What are the cats doing right now?

[Plaidman]

Ohhh oooh oooh ooh
Black and orange stray cat sittin' on a fence
Ain't got enough dough to pay the rent
I'm flat broke but I don't care
I strut right by with my tail in the air

Stray cat strut, I'm a ladies' cat,
A feline Casanova, hey man, thats where its at
Get a shoe thrown at me from a mean old man
Get my dinner from a garbage can

Yeah don't cross my path

I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alley looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry,
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy."

I wish I could be as carefree and wild,
but I got cat class and I got cat style.

I don't bother chasing mice around
I slink down the alley looking for a fight
Howling to the moonlight on a hot summer night
Singin' the blues while the lady cats cry,
"Wild stray cat, you're a real gone guy."

I wish I could be as carefree and wild,
but I got cat class and I got cat style.

[CaroPhoenix]

I have no answer.

Where did all the questions go?

[Squeaksmyalias]

I have nothing but inappropriate answers for that question..moving on.

Why must the dog insist on going out every 10 minutes?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the signals from the UFO that brought dogs to humans in the first place tell the dogs they have to do this every day and if they don't, they get changed into CATS!

Who is this handsome stranger lying next to me?

[Squeaksmyalias]

It's a moose

Why must Friday go so slowly?

[Magpie]

Because it's trying to compete with Monday.

Why aren't my dishes done?

[dalesys]

You forgot to turn on the oven.

Why do the mice come out from behind the printer and make faces at me?

[CaroPhoenix]

They're not really making faces per se, they're trying to "perfume" the area and are really into doing it.

Is it baby's playtime?

[hinakiba777]

No it's parent's play time. ;)

Would you like fries with that?

[CaroPhoenix]

Sure! And super small it while you're at it. :p

What happens when you don't have a shell baby hermit crab?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Why must Friday go so slowly?
I texted my roommate this afternoon with almost that exact same question :p

What happens when you don't have a shell baby hermit crab?
He finally gets out of the house and has some fun!

Will I sleep here or will the kitties keep me up?

[Green_Fairy]

5 minutes after each time you fall asleep, the kitties'll wake you up

is this dog gonna take up my whole bed?

[BookstoreEscapee]

5 minutes after each time you fall asleep, the kitties'll wake you up

is this dog gonna take up my whole bed?

Yes. Have fun sleeping on the floor!

Why am I still awake?

[hinakiba777]

YOU ARE STALKING ME!

Why are BSE and I still awake?!

[Lace Neil Singer]

Cuz if you fall asleep, Freddy Kruger will get you.

Why is there such a difference between my time zone and everyone else's?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because you're in that special, happy place that everyone else wants to be.

Should I be aware of something?

[Magpie]

Yes, but we're not sure of what.

Will my dress look OK when I'm done with it?

[hinakiba777]

It will look like a Dragon's Under Belly!!!

Where did I put my Knitting?

[Squeaksmyalias]

.....*panics* why must I think inappropriate answers for these types of things?!

Will you kiss a frog?

[CaroPhoenix]

Ewwww ... NO! But i will kiss a dragon.

What kind of word will we build?

[Magpie]

One that exactly meets code.

Why must my cut flowers die so quickly?

[BookstoreEscapee]

They just have nothing left to live for. Sad, really.

Did the cavemen really clash?

[hinakiba777]

Leopard Print and Zebra print always clashes

Where is the chocolate?!

[CaroPhoenix]

This is not the chocolate you're looking for. *waves hand in front of your face*

Do I have to go to school today?

[hinakiba777]

Yes because only bad Mommies don't follow their children to school.

What was that?!

[Squeaksmyalias]

*runs screaming from the room over dramatically*

Who is that?!

[CaroPhoenix]

OMG!!! It's that .. that person .. you know .. how does that thing on that what with the whatevers!

how did I make a problem for the ants?

[Squeaksmyalias]

You did a dance.

Where is peter pan?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Where is peter pan?

Try the peanut butter aisle.

What kind of jelly do I like?

[CaroPhoenix]

Petroleum jelly - especially when going to the Gulf of Mexico!

Mooch?

[shankyknitter]

Cow-ch

Why am I a procrastinator?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because nothing can be done tomorrow anyways so you hae to do soething else to pass the time, right?

Why are we putting dinosaur eggs all over the back yard?

[Squeaksmyalias]

Cause mama dinosaur said so *rawr*

Rawr?

[hinakiba777]

EEP!

where is the books?!

[Squeaksmyalias]

Under the dinosaur!

have you found the plant?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Um, no...I mean...um...:blink:

What plant? :angel:

[CaroPhoenix]

That really big leafy thing that's right behind you!

Am I allowed to critically mangle both of my brothers-in-law?

[Magpie]

Nope, you have to stop at "serious".

Why do my alterations all look like crap?

[Squeaksmyalias]

Because you aren't wearing your glasses * puts them on you* see now they look better than crap.

Why is BookstoreEscapee so interested in hiding the plant?

[Magpie]

Because if you can't see it, it can't see you.

Where can I get glasses like Squeak's? More importantly, how can I make everyone else wear them?

[CaroPhoenix]

Poke everyone in the eyeballs! And the only place to get glasses like Squeaks' is to go to Pluto.

What is the next symbol in the sequence?

[Squeaksmyalias]

COOKIE!
(yes in fact that is where I got them. Did you know there is a lovely Costco there? My glasses have purple frames and are spiffy!)

Why is that turtle giving me the evil eye???

[Magpie]

It wants to keep the good one.

Why doesn't my computer match the ones for which the instructions are written?

[hinakiba777]

It's a User Error!

Why is my head itchy?!

[CaroPhoenix]

The itching powder aliens have invaded! RUN!

Where can I go off on my own?

[Magpie]

Second star to the left and straight on 'til morning.

Why do the spammers all seem to know to send me engineering related spam?

[Lace Neil Singer]

They have magical mind reading abilities.

Why am I so hooked on Gaia?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because A told B and B told C they'd meet you at the top of the Gaia tree!

What's the sitch?

[hinakiba777]

A Stitch minus T!

Where did the gnomes come from?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Where did the gnomes come from?

Alaska (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nome,_Alaska)!

Can my pizza please come sooner than 40 minutes?

[CaroPhoenix]

Sure! But you have to pay the driver's hefty speeding fine.

Where is the baby rabbit?

[hinakiba777]

inside the mommy rabbit. She ate him!

Why do animals eat their young?

[BookstoreEscapee]

They're delicious!

What is my cat crying for?

[CaroPhoenix]

For its big foot stuffie that walked away last fortnight.

Is it good to see you?

[Magpie]

Especially if you see me first!

Why did it take me 15 minutes to find a cup of vanilla?

[ShadowTiger]

Because the giraffe hid it in places nobody should ever go.

What would it take for you to share these french fries with me?

[Jack T. Chance]

Because the giraffe hid it in places nobody should ever go.

What would it take for you to share these french fries with me?*BELCH!* WHAT french fries? :devil:

When's gonna be my time, Lord? WHEN'S GONNA BE MY TIME?!? :confused:

[Squeaksmyalias]

On the next Dr. Who (see what I did there? Yea I'm good)

Why is the elephant hiding?

[hinakiba777]

Because he lost his trunk

WHERE ARE YOU RUMMY?!

[CaroPhoenix]

I'm on deserted island with Matthew Gray Gubler, Shemar Moore, David Caruso, and Keanu Reeves catering to my every need and whim. ;)

Where did my right stuff go to?

[Squeaksmyalias]

Keanu took it

why is all the rum gone?

[hinakiba777]

I filled Rummy with it so I could steal MGG from her. MY DOCTOR REID!!!

I can haz a Spencer Reid?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nononono! We have to save him ... for ... Ummm .. posterity!

Why can't I have Dr. Spencer Reid?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because he's a fictional character.

Is it a happy day for mothers?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, it's a mother's day for harpies ... I mean ... happies! :D

Why can't fictional characters be real?

[hinakiba777]

Because then they wouldn't be fictional anymore.

Why did the milk shake have to spill over the chair?!

[Squeaksmyalias]

It was a poorly planned escape.

Why must I go into the cold?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because it'll toughen you up enough to be the really cool, cranky old lady in your neighborhood.

Are you an elf?

[Magpie]

Naw, I was a Brownie (http://www.girlguides.ca/brownies).

Can I assume that last night's frost was the last of the season?

[hinakiba777]

:roll::roll::roll:

Do you like my sexeh bodeh?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Only on days that end in "Q".

Stop in the name of love?

[Squeaksmyalias]

Before it runs you over!

this little piggy crossed the road?

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes, he was going to have a date with the chicken on the other side.

Why am I a little sad?

[Squeaksmyalias]

Because you aren't a fan of pie.


where is the clock?

[hinakiba777]

ON your face. :p

Is clock humour funny?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Only if you're a fly on the wall.

What happens when you press the red button?

[hinakiba777]

Thatwaseasy!

Do you LOVE GLEE?!

[CaroPhoenix]

I love musicals, but I hate Glee!

But you're not drinking, are you?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Thatwaseasy!

Someone at work has a Staples Easy button. It sits on the wall between her cube and the one next to her.

But you're not drinking, are you?

Me? [hic!] drink? [hic!] Never!

You wanna have a shot with me?

[CaroPhoenix]

Better than having Amore shoot your eye.

What is a proud sponsor?

[hinakiba777]

I love musicals, but I hate Glee!

As this is Wrong answers, I will assume you meant that to be wrong. Because if this is how you feel, it saddens me DEEPLY. :cry:

Better than having Amore shoot your eye.

What is a proud sponsor?

Someone not ashamed by the TV show you are about to watch.

ICE CREAM?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Not tonight dear, I have a headache.

Did you know that door starts with D?

[Magpie]

Unless it's A jar.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?

[CaroPhoenix]

Super Grover!

What happens if you count stars?

[hinakiba777]

You run out of numbers!

Where are all the apples?

[CaroPhoenix]

Being horded by the doctors.

Are you looking for sharkey?

[hinakiba777]

Nope.

Want some cheese?!

[Magpie]

Nah, I tell my own jokes.

Are you lonesome tonight?

[Green_Fairy]

nope. i have my shows to keep me company

is it bad that i only got 3 ours of sleep last night because i couldn't stop watching BBC's "skins" on netflix?