Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes because you weren't supposed to get any sleep at all!

Mor Chikin?

[Green_Fairy]

...no! eet mor bunneh!

are they ever gonna open chick-fil-a on the west coast?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Yes, but the only day you are ever available to go is on Sundays. Sorry!

I should probably eat some actual food, shouldn't I?

[hinakiba777]

YOU MUST ONLY EAT PIXIE STICKS!!!!!

MONKEYS?!

[Magpie]

Ninjas!

Polkaroo?

[hinakiba777]

DIRTY?!

Do you find me sexeh?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Come on Eileen, call Ghostbusters!

I'm running something right now, but what is it?

[BookstoreEscapee]

A marathon! Good luck! :)

Will my hair grow fast?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only if you spread mayo in your hair and add some salad greens at least once a week.

What do we have here?

[BookstoreEscapee]

What do we have here?

Well, well, well! (http://somuchpun.com/2010/05/02/funny-pun-photos-this-won39t-end-well/)

Will the wedding go off without a hitch?

[CaroPhoenix]

Hold the wedding! I want to get off!

Is there a double entendre in my statement up above?

[Magpie]

Nah, that was a single entendre. (Double Intender?)

Should I pack sweaters?

[dalesys]

Nope. It's a double intendre.

What is a cold box doing inside the warm box that is my room?

[Magpie]

Adding more heat. Wait... that one's probably right.

Why won't my programs work?

[CaroPhoenix]

They're on strike!

Why can't the wild horses drag me away?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Why can't the wild horses drag me away?

Too much Wild Turkey(tm).

Why is my left ear suddenly resisting earrings?

[Jack T. Chance]

Why is my left ear suddenly resisting earrings?Because it's going through its rebellious phase! :D

Why do some people insist on letting the stupidest little things bother them?!? :confused:

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because some people are the stupidest things and it's annoying.

Why am I such a fucking idiot?

[Magpie]

Because it's more fun than being a celibate one.

Where have all the flowers gone?

[CaroPhoenix]

To that place in the sky where the moon will your eye.

Do you guys hear that?

[Magpie]

Yeah, it smells funny.

Why?

[Green_Fairy]

to make you ask questions

how's monday gonna turn out?

[CaroPhoenix]

Just like Friday, only meaner.

Does this salad look right to you?

[Magpie]

From where I'm standing it looks more left.

Do I have to?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only if you don't want to go into time out.

Why am I confused?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because everything is perfectly clear!

What are we going to do tonight?

[CaroPhoenix]

The same thing we do every night! Watch Law & Order re-runs.

Do want to be my teddy bear?

[Green_Fairy]

no! that spot's filled by my cow

do i need more freckles?

[CaroPhoenix]

Of course not! YOu have the perfect number :)

What's a whistle?

[Green_Fairy]

a wish made on a thistle flower

how's my harvest gonna be this year?

[CaroPhoenix]

Extra salty with a side of hemlock for taste.

Is it my fault?

[hinakiba777]

Yes, it's always your fault.

Where are my slippers?!

[CaroPhoenix]

With the dog at the haunted mansion.

Why are you haunting me?

[Green_Fairy]

because you're just so pretty!

what's up with this weather?

[Magpie]

Everything that isn't down.

Should I play tourist?

[Green_Fairy]

no! you don't wanna get fannysmacked

what happened to the harry potter movies?

[CaroPhoenix]

They were magically delicious!

Curious, buddies?

[Green_Fairy]

killed the cat

what brought him back?

[BookstoreEscapee]

The dog.

Are you a Gleek?

[hinakiba777]

THAT IS THE WORSE SHOW EVER! (wrong answers)

Jesse or Finn?

[CaroPhoenix]

Team Edward!

Who are your 2 lovable best friends?

[Jack T. Chance]

Who are your 2 lovable best friends?My balls! :p

Am I good at this game, or what? :D

[ZedOmega]

Am I good at this game, or what? :D

Oh, look at that. You landed on Boardwalk with a hotel. Got the cash?

Should I just buy another PS2 game?

[Green_Fairy]

no! save your money for an xbox!

what color is the sky in your world?

[Magpie]

Orange coloured, purpled striped, pretty green polka-dot.

Yes or no?

[Green_Fairy]

maaaaaaybe

up or down?

[hinakiba777]

BACKWARDS!!!!

how do I contact Greeny if I want to bug her when she is online?!

[Magpie]

Hold a seance.

Will you still love me tomorrow?

[Green_Fairy]

i'll love you forever! and ever O_O
*cue creepy music*

what's hina talking about?

[hinakiba777]

I am not talking about going on Skype and adding you.

Do you think she fell for it?!

[Green_Fairy]

nope!

how'd they come up with the name "skype"?

[hinakiba777]

Speak and Type.

ICE CREAM?!

[Green_Fairy]

WHERE?!!eleventy?!

[Magpie]

Nope, Thirteenty.

Why is it dark?

[hinakiba777]

Sun at moon

Don't cry for me argentina?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only the South Pole can cry.

What is happening out there?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Nothing. Nothing at all. Stay in your house.

Will I win something tonight?

[Green_Fairy]

oh, you'll win alright. an all expense paid trip to a concrete cell! complete with bars on your window! yaaaay!

where am i talking about?

[BookstoreEscapee]

My parents' basement.

I did win something last night! What do I do with it?

[Green_Fairy]

depends on what it is.

what is it?

[BookstoreEscapee]

It's a wooden pizza board with forks and knives that have the word pizza in the blade (like a cut-out stencil) and a pizza cutter...and gift certificates to two pizza places that I will never go to because they are too far away.

Who will use them?

[Green_Fairy]

depends on where it is

where is it?

[BookstoreEscapee]

I don't know.

Isn't that the problem?

[lobo94]

Beats me.

What planet is this?

[Green_Fairy]

planet bob!

what movie is that from?

[CaroPhoenix]

Confession of the traveling pants.

Where did I go and why was I holding a handbasket?

[BookstoreEscapee]

To the Lost island...to get this (http://cuteoverload.com/2010/05/23/ohnotheydidnt/).

What color will my knee be by morning?

[CaroPhoenix]

A nice raspberry purple!

Have we been all confused?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No. We've only been mostly confused.

Is there an app for that?

[Green_Fairy]

no, but there is a fantastic hat for it

are you fabulous?

[hinakiba777]

Yes, Canibals are allways fabulous

why can'y i spelt right tonight?

[ZedOmega]

You broke the internet.

*looks left... looks right...* Magnets?

[CaroPhoenix]

They should only be used in case of an emergency where we're all losing our ability to use gravity correctly.

Where am I going?

[ZedOmega]

To the mooooooooooooooon!!! (http://incredimazing.com/static/media/2007/09/18/f354d41b50bc1d2/tothemoon.png) (large, but work-safe, pic warning)

...I've got way too much free time, don't I?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nah, only during working hours.

Where are your pajama bottoms?

[BookstoreEscapee]

On the couch! (That's where roomie's were...)

Where is your top?!

[lobo94]

In the toybox.

Why does the phone always ring at the wrong times?

[Green_Fairy]

because it hates you

if up is down, why are tomatoes red?

[Racket_Man]

and down is sideways and two birds tied together can't fly.

why does my car still hate me???

[ZedOmega]

and down is sideways and two birds tied together can't fly.

why does my car still hate me???

Funny you should mention that. I had a talk with it and it's sick of the gas from that one station. Oh, and the tire-kicking? It wants that stopped, too.

If map north isn't magnetic north, and 0 degrees Celsius isn't absolute zero, then what does that make a freezer?

[CaroPhoenix]

The hotspot of Cancun!

Do we really want something that is self-propellent?

[hinakiba777]

Preperation H

Why are you on the cieling?

[Racket_Man]

not ENOUGH RED BULLLLLLLLL

why di it NOT rain here today?

[Green_Fairy]

because all the sticks are broken

are there going to make a 4th season of torchwood?

[ZedOmega]

Nope. And the worse news is that they're going to give the old Dark Shadows show the SyFy treatment: change it around to the point of being unrecognizable. And it's going to air on Fox.

*looks around again...* Has anyone really ever been as far as decided to look more like? (Don't kill me, I HAD to ask that.)

[Green_Fairy]

i don't know...

tell me...was that game even worth it?

[ZedOmega]

I dunno. I've been reading reviews that go either direction, but it never got lower than a 5 out of 10... UH I MEAN AMNESIA DUST!!!

...okay, how did you know that?!

[Green_Fairy]

erm. magic?

[ZedOmega]

...okay, I'll give you that.

But what about the vitamins I'm supposed to take?

[CaroPhoenix]

The magical mystical moving van has them across the country.

What is a duck?

[Green_Fairy]

a boy named chris

you did what with who for how many jelly beans?!

[ParkingWitch]

you did what with who for how many jelly beans?!

no no that's "you did what to who with how many jelly beans?"

Do you really want to know?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only if it's super secrety spy stuff and I don't have to be killed afterwards.

Why do we have to get mooooving?

[superhotelworker]

Cause Farmer Joe said so.

Why was there bacon in the soap?

Oh pretty please get the reference?

[Green_Fairy]

to go with the bacon floss, bacon toothpicks, and bacon band-aids

is it going to rain today?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only if Mother Nature watches some sad chick flicks.

Is there a ghost in the hotel?

[Green_Fairy]

nobody here but us chickens!

who are you going to call?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Mythbusters!

Plausible?

[hinakiba777]

BUSTED!

Do you want some cake?!

[Green_Fairy]

bacon cake!

yummy?

[hinakiba777]

TUMMY!!!
Parlano L'Italiano?

[Green_Fairy]

uh...purple?

what's next?

[lobo94]

The end.

Who shot JR?

[Green_Fairy]

harry potter

why does my cat do that?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because he's been commanded to do so.

Who loves being a princess?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Westley! He's the real Princess Bride!

When will my hair stop falling out?! :cry:

[Green_Fairy]

when you start using rogain!

who put the bop in the bop shoobop shoobop?

[lobo94]

The Big Bopper

Why do fools fall in love?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Cuz they don't look where they're going!

Why must I be a teenager in love?

[Green_Fairy]

juliet complex

yay or nay?

[CaroPhoenix]

Mebbe!

Why does Sue keep running around?

[Green_Fairy]

because the resurrection glove worked too well

uh. what?

[hinakiba777]

I think I broke the "TPAM" and "TPBM" threads.

did I?

[Green_Fairy]

most likely. broken beyond repair. yup. gonna have to shut down all of CS.com thanks to you. waaaaaaay to go.

is raspberry icetea bad?

[hinakiba777]

Yes, HORRIBLE.

where do apples come from in the winter?

[Green_Fairy]

magic land of puppies and lollipops

does it matter that "the prince of persia" isn't persian?

[CaroPhoenix]

It don't matter, they don't have an actual Hood playing Robin Hood, so it's okies.

Why am I here and not there?

[Green_Fairy]

because there's been destroyed by fire

are the dogs next door actually tearing each other to pieces or does it just sound like it?

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes!

Did it actually, actually work?

[Magpie]

If I told you I'd have to kill you.

Why me?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the Saints are too busy marching.

Why here and why now?

[Green_Fairy]

because then and there is so last week

orly?

[ZedOmega]

Not rly.

Who do I have to knock the stuffing out of?

[CaroPhoenix]

Mr. Rum and umm .. that huge teddy bear that scared me in the dark last week. :cry:

What are you looking at?

[Magpie]

Bumblebees.

Who are you and what do you do?

[Green_Fairy]

i'm the queen of marzipan! and i sound like a plant!
mmmmrmooooooowrwoowowowowwww, ect...

how's my interview gonna go today?

[hinakiba777]

HORRIBLE! They will tar and feather you!

want a hotdog?!

[CaroPhoenix]

It's too hot out, I'd prefer something cold, thank you! :p

Freeze, dance?

[hinakiba777]

SAFETY DANCE!

MOO?!

[CaroPhoenix]

OOOM!

Could I have a red one?

[Green_Fairy]

that's fine, but don't combine with a green one

not me! then who?

[CaroPhoenix]

Child Rum!

How do you know it's a boy duck?

[hinakiba777]

because boy ducks are called Mallards ^^

Where did you find the apple?

[Green_Fairy]

...
you really don't want to know
*shudder*

is it going to rain tonight?

[hinakiba777]

iT's already raining.

Where are you snorf?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Snorf is not here right now, but if you'd leave a message at the beep, he/she/it may or may not get back to depending on where Venus is in the universe and whether or not Pluto is going to be an actual planet again.

Where will if find my gold if not on a silver platter?

[hinakiba777]

IN your tooth!

Where is my puppy?

[CaroPhoenix]

He's in the window, waiting to be sold.

What is a ferocious beast?

[hinakiba777]

TRIBLE!

how much is your soul?

[ZedOmega]

US$50 million, Salma Hayek's home phone number, and free airfare. Not a single penny less.

Why didn't I think of that? I could be rich by now!

[CaroPhoenix]

Because your brain only thinks of things on every second tuesday of the month.

Can you wait?

[hinakiba777]

NO NEVER!

Want this duck?

[CaroPhoenix]

GOOSE!

kWhat is black and white and red all over?

[dalesys]

Book as a blunt instrument.

Why am I bookin' it?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because it's always a good idea to reserve in advance.

Where in NYC was I last night, anyway?

[hinakiba777]

Queens.

Where are my keys?

[CaroPhoenix]

Hiding in your spice cabinet, starting a revolution!

Long live who?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Gilbert Gottfried

Do you realize you hurt me when you hit me with that shovel?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Oops, sorry. I didn't mean to.

Do things really work out in the end?

[Green_Fairy]

only if they started well

should they add "hoola hooping" to the olympics?

[ZedOmega]

They're going to. It'll be between hacky-sack and simulated Pamplona bull runs.

Anyone got a laser I can borrow?

[CaroPhoenix]

Sure! I always have one in my back pocket for "emergencies".

Why have you gone without me?

[Green_Fairy]

because you killed the thread

is it really dead?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, it's actually a zombie.

Brains?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Brains?

Sorry, there is a shortage of those...

What will I get done today?

[NateTheChops]

What will I get done today?

Nothing.

Who will I anger today?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Who will I anger today?

ME!!! :rant:

What should I order for dinner?

[Squeaksmyalias]

Pie, wine, and goat



where are my shoes?

[BookstoreEscapee]

On top of your head.

Why must it be so humid?

[Green_Fairy]

because pie tastes better when humid

why don't i have a job yet?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because in Soviet Russia, job picks YOU!

Is my wedding ring uglier than Mr. Rum?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No. Nothing's uglier than Mr. Rum.

Why do I have itchy spots on my leg?

[NateTheChops]

Because of the River Dancing in Poison Sumac class you took the other day.

Will anyone watch my show?

[Green_Fairy]

nah. they're too busy watching twilight

how's my bbqed chicken gonna turn out?

[CaroPhoenix]

Slightly dry and too burnt to enjoy.

What do you see Mama Jaguar?

[Green_Fairy]

a nova

what are sea monkeys?

[CaroPhoenix]

Monkeys who sea the ocean once a year.

What sound does seals make?

[Green_Fairy]

aaru aru aaaaaaru! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2-OSiCqf-I&feature=related)

likey?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, more than probably.

Do you like to play in water?

[Green_Fairy]

i was a mermaid in a previous life. so yes!

why do craisins stick to the top of my mouth?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because that's where craisins live!

Can we play music in the dark?

[XCashier]

Can we play music in the dark?
I would think so; you could certainly play Orchestral Manouevres In The Dark (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orchestral_Manoeuvres_in_the_Dark)!

Do you miss the 1980s?

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes! Yes I do! I want all those fashions to come back and those sugary sweet afternoon specials too.

Are we going to need more clothes?

[Green_Fairy]

i dunno...

...are you going to alaska?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, I'm going to Brazil for Carnival!

Why does Child Rum keep stealing my little grey Snoopy?

[Green_Fairy]

it's her precious

how's sushi gonna go tomorrow?

[CaroPhoenix]

Cooked really well!

Momma?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Mia!

Are you my mother?

[Green_Fairy]

...no!

do you have a gas mask fused to your face?

[hinakiba777]

Because I'm the ghost of a killer miner!!!!

Why is money so hard to get?

[XCashier]

Everybody wants some! I want some too. Everybody wants some!

Baby, how 'bout you?

[CaroPhoenix]

As long as I'm not in a corner.

What is happening right now?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Right now, Stanley is licking himself, Wendy is passed out in the backyard and Rover is sacked out in one of the wrought iron chairs out here on the back deck.:p

Would you like to join me for a drinkfest on the deck?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Would you like to join me for a drinkfest on the deck?

The wrong answer is NO!!! DRINKING IS WRONG!!!!!!1!

(But in reality, yes, yes I would. Verymuchpleaseandthankyou.)

Is the psychochick psycho?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only when there's a blue moon over Kentucky.

Is it good that I'm seeing two of everything?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

It depends on what you're seeing two of.

Good looking nekkid men . . . then by all means it is. Otherwise, probably not.:p

Now why did we have to have our hottest day of the year today?

[Green_Fairy]

because having the coldest would be wierd

am i gonna find a pineapple tomorrow?

[Rantsylvania 6-5000]

Yes, if you go to Hawaii.

Now where did I put my keys?

[BookstoreEscapee]

They're on top of your head.

Will I win in court today?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only if you agree to teach interpretive dance for twelve months.

Will you count with us?

[hinakiba777]

no i can't even count ON you

why doe my arm hurt?

[CaroPhoenix]

because the buck landed on it!

what did i win?

[BookstoreEscapee]

A judgment against Ex!

How long will it take to prove he's not in the military? (Like they'd want him...:rolleyes:)

[Green_Fairy]

long enough to also prove he's crazy

is my ex actually dead?

[Jack T. Chance]

long enough to also prove he's crazy

is my ex actually dead?Yes & no... he's spending a year dead for tax reasons! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/Smilies/HitchhikerSmilie.gif

Why don't more people spend a year dead for tax reasons? :confused:

[CaroPhoenix]

because not everone is as brilliant as the ex.

What's up next for us?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Making Ex pay!

Why do I have this pain in my side?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because cupid's arrow missed your heart.

Why am I typing this?

[Green_Fairy]

because you don't have the latest in telepathic software yet

why is the grass purple?

[DemoDiva]

Q: Why is the grass purple?

A: Because of all that acid you dropped. Don't worry, the psychedelic zebras will still eat it.

When is now?

[Green_Fairy]

tomesterday

what book should i read?

[hinakiba777]

Everybody Poops.

Monkey?

[CaroPhoenix]

Cougar!

What nice young man would like cougar?

[hinakiba777]

A HUNTER!

Ice cream please?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Not on a Sundae. That's just nuts.:p

How late can I stay out here on the deck with the laptop before I'm good and sleepy?

[Green_Fairy]

5 hours

is there gonna be another season of torchwood?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

No but it's scheduled to be another good season for mosquitoes. Wear plenty of bug repellent or have citronella candles handy.

Why can't I get wound down enough to actually do some writing tonight?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the clockmaker isn't done with you.

Why is my newest "guilty pleasure" the Twilight movies?

[Green_Fairy]

because they're crack
(don't worry, i can't help but love to hate (or hate to love) them, either)

why didn't my library have any of the books that people recommended?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because The Man is trying to keep the masses entertained by reading the books to them one at a time.

Who is The Man?

(Whew - Thanks Green Fairy! I thought I was the only one with that particular guilty pleasure).

[Green_Fairy]

Dr. John Smith!

...am i a whovian?

[hinakiba777]

No you HATE Dr. WHO!!!!

Why does Greenie hate dr. who?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because she's a Who from Whoville and Dr. Who is not.

Would you eat green eggs and ham?

[BookstoreEscapee]

only if you vote like a baby stoat

What's for lunch?

[Green_Fairy]

kim chi!

what are we gonna do with all of our cherries?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Leave 'em sitting in the colander on the counter until they rot and have to be thrown away.

Will I sleep tonight after such a late nap?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Nah. You'll be like me and up until after midnight on the computer.:p

Who wants to go to work tomorrow in my place and get an order made and sent off and get the backroom ready for Inventory?;)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Ooh! OOOH!!! Not me.

Do you wanna get footloose?

[Green_Fairy]

only if we get fancy-free later

are the birds gonna eat our plums again this year?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Only if they're berry good . . .:p

What are the chances of my getting an invisible fence around my yard to keep the neighbor's kids out?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Chances are good...getting the kids to wear the sensor collar...not so good.

If I'm 98.6 degrees, and the air outside is 98.6 degrees, why does it feel so hot?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because you're that special exception to everything!

Who is for lunch?

[Green_Fairy]

matt smith!

is my headache gonna go away any time soon?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only if you dunk your head in the toilet 52 times.

What would like to do today?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

What or whom? :eyewaggle:

What is it with this preoccupation with sex?

[hinakiba777]

SEX!!!!

Is sex always the answer?

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes, but only if you're doing it right, otherwise, no.

After L words, what should we look for?

[BookstoreEscapee]

M words.

What is the word, anyway?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Masochism?:p

Why is the grass always greener around the septic tank?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because it's there where you will find the soylent green stuffs.

Why is Nick Cannon so adorable?

[Green_Fairy]

because he grew up on nickelodeon

why doesn't nick have good shows anymore?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the people in charge of the good shows all went the way of the dodo.

What is happening on Neptune right now?

[Green_Fairy]

jelly storms and peanut butter land slides

why did the dodo go extinct?

[hinakiba777]

Lollipop Disease

Where are my shoes?

[CaroPhoenix]

Hanging out with your coat over there.

Where is over there?

[hinakiba777]

above you

Does the boy at the ice cream store have a crush on me?

[Green_Fairy]

no, he just wants to sell you more icecream so he can fatten you up for the slaughter
(wrong answers, remember? :p)

who does that dog belong to?

[Plaidman]

Someone that is very hot. that's why its Hot Dog.


Will Plaidman ever stop the horrible puns?

[Green_Fairy]

yes!
(wrong answer! i like plaidpuns ^_^)

how awesome is eddie izzard?

[hinakiba777]

HE SUCKS! (Wrong answers)

Why am I having so much trouble getting this scene written for my book?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the sceen doesn't want to be seen.

Who be that?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

The Blue Screen of Death . . . coming to a tv near you.:p

Why won't my mom leave me alone this evening?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because you have a big ""Bother Me" sign on your back.

Will I win tomorrow?

[RootedPhoenix]

No, you'll win today! :)

What will Rummy win?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

More rum . . .yummmmmmmmmm:p

Why am I watching yet another NCIS marathon on USA?:p

[CaroPhoenix]

Because nothing else better is on.

What is better than NCIS?

[Green_Fairy]

nothing!

didja miss me?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Yes. I must work on my aim...

When will the heat go away?

[CaroPhoenix]

December 21, 2012

Why am I talking to my Momma?

[Green_Fairy]

because it's her house

does avatar: tla really suck?