Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

A. Because you were bored and had nothing else planned

Q. Can anyone tell me how WWII ended?

[BookstoreEscapee]

With a bang.

Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?

[Chanlin]

Ya left this one wide open...

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.

Why is it I've survived this long?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because the spirit of Gloria Gaynor lives in you.

Do you really wanna hurt me?

[Crazeyal]

No, I'd really rather make you cry!

If Deep Throat is an undercover informer, who is Debbie?

[Amina516]

No, I'd really rather make you cry!

If Deep Throat is an undercover informer, who is Debbie?

The one who "did" Dallas...


What do I want to eat?

[XCashier]

Preferably something edible.

Why do we never get an answer when we're knocking at the door with a thousand million questions about hate and death and war?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Cuz no one's home!


Will you love me forever?

[Chanlin]

No because forever hates you

Where did I go wrong in my life?

[CaroPhoenix]

You turned left at Albuquerque.

What is on the other side?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Where did I go wrong in my life?

Shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque.

Why do fools fall in love?



Edit: Damn you, rum!!!!

[Chanlin]

@ RUM Nothing, but if you play it backwards you'll get satanic rantings... that or they captured the sound of a cat gagging on a hairball we haven't worked that part out yet.

@ BSE Because FOOL is actually an acronym for Frequently Obsessed Over Love

If a Tree Falls in the wood and no ones around to hear it how do they know it fell?


EDIT: Kudos to the both of you for answering with the same answer at the same time.

Bonus question: Do great minds think alike? and if so what just happened between BSE and RUM?

[BookstoreEscapee]

EDIT: Kudos to the both of you for answering with the same answer at the same time.

Bonus question: Do great minds think alike? and if so what just happened between BSE and RUM?


hehehe....HEY!!!!!

[CaroPhoenix]

EDIT: Kudos to the both of you for answering with the same answer at the same time.

Bonus question: Do great minds think alike? and if so what just happened between BSE and RUM?

I think I as insulted! :lol:

[BookstoreEscapee]

OK, back on track...


If a Tree Falls in the wood and no ones around to hear it how do they know it fell?

because of the disturbance in the Force...

If I say you've got a beautiful body will you hold it against me?

[CaroPhoenix]

Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me.

How now brown cow?

[RootedPhoenix]

Wow.

What's a terabyte? :D

[DGoddessChardonnay]

A. A baby terrorist

Q. Do pigs really fly?

[XCashier]

Yes, if you can find an accomodating airline. :pigfly::pigfly::pigfly:

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

[karath]

It's all John's fault!

Why is homework always so boring?

[Crazeyal]

Both you and your professors have no imagination. (hey.. you wanted WRONG you get WRONG!!)

Why does Turkey = nap?

[Becks]

Dr. Pepper.

Hey, baby, how much? :eyewaggle:

[CaroPhoenix]

The life of one EW.

Why is the notebook only in Sidetable's Drawer?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

A. Because it would be lonely in a back drawer

Q. Why do the cats always head straight for the Christmas Tree when they run into the house and flop down?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because cats know they are god's gift to humanity so they belong under the tree.

Who let the dogs out?

[DesignFox]

Who let the dogs out?

Captain Kirk!

Where's my tequila?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Captain Kirk!

Where's my tequila?

The worm drank it all.

Q. Why don't we have an 8-day week?

[CaroPhoenix]

The worm drank it all.

Q. Why don't we have an 8-day week?

Because that would just be silly.

Can you teach a German Shepard to pass the salt and pepper?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Because that would just be silly.

Can you teach a German Shepard to pass the salt and pepper?

Maybe if they're part Retriever . . .or if you throw the salt and pepper across the room

Q. Why is storage space measured in bytes?

[crazylegs]

Maybe if they're part Retriever . . .or if you throw the salt and pepper across the room

Q. Why is storage space measured in bytes?

42

Who invented kevlar?

[DesignFox]

Who invented kevlar?

Why, the man who invented the internet of course! Al Gore!

Who's got a lovely bunch of coconuts?

[BookstoreEscapee]

The people who make Mounds and Almond Joy.

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

[DesignFox]

Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?

Nope. When I wake up, it tastes like Peanut Butter. :p

Where have all the cowboys gone?

[BookstoreEscapee]

They all had surgery and are now cowgirls.

Do you believe in magic? In a young girl's heart?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

They all had surgery and are now cowgirls.

Do you believe in magic? In a young girl's heart?

'Tis only in fairy tales, my sweet

Why is Christmas in December?

[RootedPhoenix]

To boost candy cane sales.

Why did I buy two toothbrushes?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

To boost candy cane sales.

Why did I buy two toothbrushes?

One for each hand, silly goose.:p

Why does the sun rise in the morning and set in the evening?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because it's east of the mountain and west of the moon.

Is the moon really made of green cheese?

[Crazeyal]

Why does the sun rise in the morning and set in the evening?
Your welcome...

:angel:

Can I get fries with that?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Because it's east of the mountain and west of the moon.

Is the moon really made of green cheese?

Yep . . . it stinks too.

Why do yellow and blue make green?

[KaeZoo]

Because they used to make violet, but they got demoted.

How can I catch a flying squirrel?

[Lace Neil Singer]

With a net made of dreams.

What would happen if there was a lightning flash and it stayed on?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

With a net made of dreams.

What would happen if there was a lightning flash and it stayed on?

Then we'd have homemade electricity.

Why do camels have humps?

[Camry178]

That's where the riders put their luggage.


Why do cars need gas?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

That's where the riders put their luggage.


Why do cars need gas?

So they can breathe easier when they go "zoom zoom zoom"

Why do some months of the year have 30 days and some 31?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because god lost count.

What am I supposed to do with a giant TD Bank gift bag?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because god lost count.

What am I supposed to do with a giant TD Bank gift bag?

Use it as a mood enhancer in the bedroom.

Why is my skin itchier in the winter than in the summer?

[Crazeyal]

Why is my skin itchier in the winter than in the summer?
The larvae hatch when you go from cold enviorns to heated ones. Those plauges of call-outs at work?? ALL YOU BABY!!!

:wave:

Is it too much to get my FRIGGEN ORDER CORRECT?!?!?

[BookstoreEscapee]

It's against the rules.

Why are my fingers cold, but only on my right hand?

[DesignFox]

It's against the rules.

Why are my fingers cold, but only on my right hand?

I could think of a very innappropriate response to that question..... I'll just say...switch hands! :lol:

What came first...the chicken or the egg?

[Bandit]

What came first...the chicken or the egg?

The frying pan

Why does a car break down at the most inopportune moments?

B

[BookstoreEscapee]

because opportunity only knocks once.

Why not ice skate on the equator?

[DesignFox]

Why not ice skate on the equator?

Duh, because the penguins will eat you!

What causes color blindness?

[BookstoreEscapee]

too much pink camo.

do you wanna dance?

[CaroPhoenix]

too much pink camo.

do you wanna dance?

Twirl! Twirl! Twirl!

How about right now?

[Becks]

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel is just a freight train coming your way...

Wanna fight?

[Crazeyal]

Wanna fight?No..

I prefer winning contests by honest discussion and *THWAP* ... two-by-four... :devil: Not much fight in people afterwards.. sadly...


You've just won the superbowl!!! What's next?!?!

[KaeZoo]

Fill it with ice cream!

Who wants to help dig my car out of the snow this morning?

[Lace Neil Singer]

Ask moles from Narnia, they like digging.

Can hearses drive in the carpool lane?

[DesignFox]

Only if the body is in one piece...

What's sitting at the end of the rainbow?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only if the body is in one piece...

What's sitting at the end of the rainbow?

A porta potty!

Am I blue?

[Plaidman]

Only when I'm around duh!

Why do all my characters die in my games?

[Becks]

Offer not valid in Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico.

Who wants to build a snowman?

[Lace Neil Singer]

That depends on the time of year.

Have you ever eaten the yellow snow? O_o

[KaeZoo]

Yes, but I left without leaving a tip.

I shot an arrow into the air. Where did it fall to earth?

[Evil Queen]

In belly of Mordor.

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

[Lace Neil Singer]

Well, vultures are attracted to dead bodies... and I've buried a few.

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

[Amina516]

Well, vultures are attracted to dead bodies... and I've buried a few.

If girls with large breasts work at Hooters, then do girls with one leg work at IHOP?

No. Long John Silvers.


Why do I insist on buying things I dont need?

[CaroPhoenix]

No. Long John Silvers.


Why do I insist on buying things I dont need?

Because the answer is near, my friend.

If I talk to frogs, will they take me to the frog pond?

[crazylegs]

Cabbage.

What are the words to 'Waterloo'?

[Chanlin]

Cabbage.

What are the words to 'Waterloo'?

I haf'ta pee.

Why is it logic doesn't seem to apply to some people?

[Shangri-laschild]

Because someone can't count

Why are the roads slippery when wet?

[crazylegs]

Due to Newtons third law.

Where is the driest place on earth?

[CaroPhoenix]

Due to Newtons third law.

Where is the driest place on earth?

My mother-in-law's bedroom.

Why am I cranky?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Probably a naked lady with a trunk full of jewels and money.

Who's up for bobsledding at the equator?

[CaroPhoenix]

Probably a naked lady with a trunk full of jewels and money.

Who's up for bobsledding at the equator?

Only if we can go sunbathing naked in Antarctica.

Is there no other place but Target to save money this weekend?

[Crazeyal]

Is there no other place but Target to save money this weekend?
I'm having a "Buy one get two FREE" sale.

BEND OVER!! :devil:



Oh Rhett.. Whatever shall I do??

[DesignFox]

Oh Rhett.. Whatever shall I do??

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

Have you...you know...done it...with a lady? *nudge nudge*

[Chanlin]

Take two aspirin and call me in the morning.

Have you...you know...done it...with a lady? *nudge nudge*

Does Eric Idle in drag count...

So does it really?

[Amina516]

I'm having a "Buy one get two FREE" sale.

BEND OVER!! :devil:


*time out*

Wait..WHAT?!?!?! LMAO:D:lol::roll:

[LionMan]

Does Eric Idle in drag count...

So does it really?

Candy Corn.

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, does anybody really care?

[Crazeyal]

*time out*

Wait..WHAT?!?!?! LMAO:D:lol::roll:Back massages..

You DIRTY DIRTY GIRL...

:devil:

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody is around to hear it, does anybody really care?
The Beavers do... And that 350lb woman with the buzzcut, "I F$%#@ your girlfriend" tatto and a tire iron REALLY thinks you should care too..


Does.. anyone have change for a $5?

[Becks]

Greg the Bunny.

Can I be your pillow?

[NimrodJess]

If by pillow you mean pillow-y pancake because I am starving and a cannibal.


What is love?

[crazylegs]

Just a second hand emotion

What's love got to do with it?

[CaroPhoenix]

Just a second hand emotion

What's love got to do with it?

Salvation's yours but just in time it takes to pay the dancer.

Can I be a believer on a pleasant valley Sunday?

[DesignFox]

Can I be a believer on a pleasant valley Sunday?

As long as there's a virgin sacrifice involved...

Can you hear me now?

[Crazeyal]

Can you hear me now?Of course I can..

I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU http://www.devilspanties.com/forums/images/smilies/devil3xv7.gif




Can you hear me? Can you hear me running?

[CaroPhoenix]

Can you hear me? Can you hear me running?

Sleep well and dream of large women.

Are the ROUSS real?

[crazylegs]

Messenger RNA

How does a mobile (cell) phone work?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Messenger RNA

How does a mobile (cell) phone work?

two tin cans, a very long piece of string and pixie dust

Why do ink pens run out of ink when you're writing checks for the bills?

[crazylegs]

two tin cans, a very long piece of string and pixie dust

Why do ink pens run out of ink when you're writing checks for the bills?

Rough Endoplasmic Reticulum

Did I spell that correctly?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No because those words don't exist.

Will you still love me, tomorrow?

[crazylegs]

No because those words don't exist.

Will you still love me, tomorrow?

Organelle

How many peas in a pod?

[Crazeyal]

How many peas in a pod?
Only 1.

None if you go to sleep.


What is love?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Oh baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Why do I get all the junk mail?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because you have that type of personality.

Why is my husband a butthead?

[DesignFox]

Oh baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Why do I get all the junk mail?

Cause I stole all your real mail. :p


Gazumped by Rum!

Because he hangs out with beavis too much....

To be, or not to be?


(I can't believe no one's done this one yet)

[CaroPhoenix]

The letters in my alphabet soup are telling me things.

Taco Bell or McDonald's?

[RootedPhoenix]

Arby's.

Jackalopes or water chestnuts?

[DesignFox]

Jackalopes or water chestnuts?

Heffalumps and woozles!

Who is stealing my sanity?

[BookstoreEscapee]

The Doozers!!

Has the trashheap spoken?

[DesignFox]

The Doozers!!

Has the trashheap spoken?

Yes, but in a language no one on earth understands.

What's the story, morning glory?

[Becks]

Bottlecaps.

Where were you while we were getting high?

[crazylegs]

Prison, unsuprisingly.

How much for a pint of milk?

[CaroPhoenix]

Prison, unsuprisingly.

How much for a pint of milk?

The same as the Hope Diamond.

Is it okay to be afraid?

[crazylegs]

Piffle and Tosh.

How many people can you fit into a telephone box?

[CaroPhoenix]

619 - especially if they're invisible! :)

Why ask why?

[crazylegs]

Why not?

Who said that?

[DesignFox]

Why not?

Who said that?

The music man!

What's in the box?

[RootedPhoenix]

Snozzberries.

Why is food so good?

[crazylegs]

It slakes your thirst.

What's the secret ingredient in a Jaffa Cake?

[DesignFox]

Virgin Goat's Blood.

How many customers does it take to read a sign?

[RayvenQ]

What's the secret ingredient in a Jaffa Cake?

Answer: Indeed.

[BookstoreEscapee]

How many customers does it take to read a sign?

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA....deep breath....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :roll:

Am I paranoid or are they out to get me?

[RootedPhoenix]

Both.

Am I tired, or just sick?

[crazylegs]

Neither, you're high.

What's the time Mr. Wolf?

[CaroPhoenix]

Neither, you're high.

What's the time Mr. Wolf?

Half past a freckle and a quarter of a hare and eastern elbow time.

When can I have my own anything?

[crazylegs]

Half past a freckle and a quarter of a hare and eastern elbow time.

When can I have my own anything?

When Satan turns on the frost protection for the central heating system.

What's this?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

When Satan turns on the frost protection for the central heating system.

What's this?

Well, it's not what you think it is . . . but then it could be what you think it's not.

Why do I act like a 6 year old when I'm at Lowe's browsing through the Christmas decorations?

[crazylegs]

Well, it's not what you think it is . . . but then it could be what you think it's not.

Why do I act like a 6 year old when I'm at Lowe's browsing through the Christmas decorations?

Because you are! :D

How much can I get away with this weekend?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Because you are! :D

How much can I get away with this weekend?

That depends on how much you're willing to pay . . .

Why is January the first month of the calendar year but December is the last?

[CaroPhoenix]

That depends on how much you're willing to pay . . .

Why is January the first month of the calendar year but December is the last?

'cos that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Why do I want to sit in Santa's lap?

[crazylegs]

*Takes answer to another thread* :eyewaggle:

How long does it take for the earth to complete a rotation?

[Evil Queen]

Oh Edward! *swoon*

Anyone else craving hamburgers?

[CaroPhoenix]

Oh Edward! *swoon*

Anyone else craving hamburgers?

I do love honey.

Hey Joe, what do you know? Did you come all the way to kokomo?

[Amina516]

I do love honey.

Hey Joe, what do you know? Did you come all the way to kokomo?

Acorn stair lift!


How can I get my foot to stop hurting?

[CaroPhoenix]

Acorn stair lift!


How can I get my foot to stop hurting?

Get someone to break your right arm.

Couch jumping: The next Olympic sport?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Yes, but you have to compete like the original Olympians did...naked!

Hey, what's that?!

[CaroPhoenix]

Yes, but you have to compete like the original Olympians did...naked!

Hey, what's that?!

My stupid mother-in-law!

Why is my mother-in-law stupid?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

That's like asking why does the sun rise . . . she just is

Why do AA batteries disappear as soon as I get them into the house yet I can keep half a zillion AAA's?

[Chanlin]

The Underwear Gnome™ keeps stealing them... they're for his missus... you don't want to know what for.

Why is it I am always tired as of late?

[CaroPhoenix]

The Underwear Gnome™ keeps stealing them... they're for his missus... you don't want to know what for.

Why is it I am always tired as of late?

Son of Sam's dogs are talking again.

Why is my left ear hurtier than my right ear?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Son of Sam's dogs are talking again.

Why is my left ear hurtier than my right ear?

Because it's not right

Why does my skin get so dry in the winter?

[Becks]

Hardwood floors.

Wanna build a snowman with me?

[Chanlin]

No, but Calvin does.

Do you smoke after sex?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sex?

What's that?


Heh, answer and question all in one! I win?

[DesignFox]

Sex?

What's that?


Heh, answer and question all in one! I win?

You are my hero. :lol:

Sex is like a box of chocolates....

Why does the sun rise in the east and set in the west?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Cuz the north is too cold and the south is too hot.

Where do babies come from?

[DesignFox]

Where do babies come from?

The North Pole of course!

Where do easter eggs come from?

[BookstoreEscapee]

The Cadbury Bunny, silly!

Are you?

[XCashier]

R2D2!

Et tu, Brute?

[DesignFox]

Are you?

I certainly am NOT! :p

What kind of floozy do you take me for?

Hah. answer and question in one for you, too miss Escapee!

[BookstoreEscapee]

R2D2!

Et tu, Brute?

Si, Senor!


What kind of floozy do you take me for?

The best kind, of course!


Voulez vous couche avec moi?


(I take no responsibility for any misspelled words in French.)

[CaroPhoenix]

Voulez vous couche avec moi?


(I take no responsibility for any misspelled words in French.)

Whatever floats your boat.

Why am I awake?

[Chanlin]

You're not, this is all a horrible figment of your imagination.

I mean seriously could the moobs on Raps be anything other than a nightmare? :D

[crazylegs]

Meniscus

Where does the phrase 'red tape' orginate from?

[KaeZoo]

It's a mispronunciation of the words "raid tip" dating from the time of Prohibition when bureaucracy and paperwork delayed police long enough for "speakeasy" operators to be warned of an impending raid.

Who shot who in the what now?

[CaroPhoenix]

Who shot who in the what now?

Darwinias Steele shot Snuffy in the Wally World.

Can I have whatever I like, really?

[BookstoreEscapee]

You can, but not really.

So what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want? What'cha want?

[DesignFox]

So what'cha, what'cha, what'cha want? What'cha want?

I want a cookie!

Who shot the sheriff?

[BookstoreEscapee]

I did. But I did not shoot the deputy!


Who did shoot the deputy, anyway?

[DesignFox]

Who did shoot the deputy, anyway?

I don't know...but I think Chuck Norris might have taken him out...

How many hours of sleep will I actually get this weekend?

[BookstoreEscapee]

What is this "sleep" you speak of?

[DesignFox]

What is this "sleep" you speak of?

I don't know. I forgot.

What were we talking about?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Willis. :yes:


Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

[crazylegs]

Willis. :yes:


Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

The wookie.

How do you make glass?

[Chanlin]

Simple... drop a thermonuclear device on a beach or desert and presto, glass.

Did the wookie on the previous question steal the cookie all for the nookie?

[CaroPhoenix]

Simple... drop a thermonuclear device on a beach or desert and presto, glass.

Did the wookie on the previous question steal the cookie all for the nookie?

Goes in tight!

Who dun it?

[Becks]

Cardboard.

Why does bread give me indigestion?

[Crazeyal]

Your stomach can't process the Larvae properly. IF you feel better, that means they stopped eating and started hatching. Comon Luv.. burp us up a fly!!!


How long can I get away with this guff before someoen smacks me?!?!?

[Chromatix]

About a million kilometres. (Based on the relative equivalence of space and time.)

Is there such a thing as being too much of a science geek?

[RootedPhoenix]

No. It's impossible. :angel: :D

Why am I flying into LAX instead of a more reasonable airport in the same area?

[AnqeiicDemise]

'cause of the cheese noodle monkeys singing on a train.

Why does my MIL bring out the uber girl in me?

[DesignFox]

Why does my MIL bring out the uber girl in me?

I don't know, that's kinda strange depending on what context you take it...

:p

Who expects the Spanish Inquisition?

[CaroPhoenix]

I don't know, that's kinda strange depending on what context you take it...

:p

Who expects the Spanish Inquisition?

The Flying Monkeys!

Am I really here?

[Dreamstalker]

No, I'm here. You're over there.

Why can't I get a proton pack for Christmas?

[Amina516]

No, I'm here. You're over there.

Why can't I get a proton pack for Christmas?

B/c you only smoke Marlboro lights.


Is this a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare?

[Crazeyal]

Is this a sweet dream or a beautiful nightmare?Depends..

Did you remember the lube??:devil:



Do you know the way to San Jose?

[XCashier]

"Turn left at Greenland."

Listen, do you wanna know a secret, can you promise not to tell?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Go tell it on the mountain.

Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?

[Crazeyal]

Listen, do you wanna know a secret, can you promise not to tell?


I found a great way to get rid of my Beatle infestation! LEAD PELLETS!:wave:


Why??

[Crazeyal]

Oh Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?POUGHKEEPSIE...

third door onna left..




If you prick me.. Do I not bleed?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, you pop.

If "wherefore" means why, does "whyfore" mean where?

[Crazeyal]

If "wherefore" means why, does "whyfore" mean where?If you're in Brooklyn, BECAUSE I DIDN'T ASK FOH TREE OF EM YA MOOK!!

If your in South Carolina, "I dunno why dem fellas yell out fore either... But they let that Colored fella beat the PANTS off some good ol boys... I gots me a four ply ROPE.. Yah hear me???"

If you're in Hollywood, it means you don't giggle at the Director's inches.



ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!?

[Amethyst Hunter]

ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!?

I hate wrestling. (Dear Mysty: If you kill me, you won't get a cookie... ;) *offers*) Though I do have to admit that Dwayne Johnson has a great career as a comedian in movies...

Why does a strand of Christmas lights all go out if there's one bulb out/missing?

[Becks]

Pork chops.

Why haven't I heard my favorite Christmas song yet?

[crazylegs]

Because it's been banned under international law.

Who ate all the pies?

[Dreamstalker]

Cthulhu--that guy gets mean about his midnight snacks.

Why does fruitcake last so long?

[DesignFox]

Why does fruitcake last so long?

Because the secret ingredient is formaldehyde.

Why do men always wear shorter skirts than the women? (if you get this reference you get a cookie)

[CaroPhoenix]

Because the secret ingredient is formaldehyde.

Why do men always wear shorter skirts than the women? (if you get this reference you get a cookie)

'cos they've got the better legs.

What's going on over there?

[Dreamstalker]

Who is this There character and why would s/he have something going on over them?

Who will Cthulhu eat last?

[GingerBiscuit]

himself.

Why do we breathe?

[MannersMakethMan]

To give the lung fairies something to do.

Hey good looking, whatcha got cookin'?

[GingerBiscuit]

hopefully, your brain. In a nice cream sauce.

Why is water?

[Broomjockey]

Why is water?

Because otherwise fish would live on land, and sharks would eat us all.

I accidentally the whole bottle, is this dangerous?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Extremely. Enjoy the afterlife.

Wait, what did you do to the bottle?

[Becks]

It's Miller Time.



How much for a massage?

[Crazeyal]

How much for a massage? Your soul..



ew.. ew :eek:OH GHOOOD!! Put that filthy thing BACK!!! Forget it!!



Do you SMELLLLLLLLL What the Rock... is cookin??

[DesignFox]

Do you SMELLLLLLLLL What the Rock... is cookin??

P.U. YES! Couldn't he have done that in the bathroom for god's sake?

So, How's about cookin' something up with me? :eyewaggle:

[CaroPhoenix]

P.U. YES! Couldn't he have done that in the bathroom for god's sake?

So, How's about cookin' something up with me? :eyewaggle:

I think Hannibal Lecter is available.

Why do you ask?

[Crazeyal]

NO-ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

What is the airspeed velocity of an unalden sparrow?

[CaroPhoenix]

NO-ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

What is the airspeed velocity of an unalden sparrow?

The same as the land speed of Speedy Gonzales, the fastest mouse in all Mexico!

Does she think she's being clever?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

The same as the land speed of Speedy Gonzales, the fastest mouse in all Mexico!

Does she think she's being clever?

Aren't all we women?:angel:

Why does two plus two equal four but also two multiplied by two also makes four?

[DesignFox]

Aren't all we women?:angel:

Why does two plus two equal four but also two multiplied by two also makes four?

Because my math teacher said so.

What is your quest?

[RootedPhoenix]

To escape the flying monkeys.

Why am I cold?

[DesignFox]

To escape the flying monkeys.

Why am I cold?

Because someone snuck into your house and stuck ice under your chair. (it wasn't me, I swear) :angel:

Why does the holy water burn when I touch it? :cry:

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because of the bag of red hots I dissolved in it.

What's the 411?

[DesignFox]

What's the 411?

I could tell you, but then I have to kill you... ;)

Who put the Fun in dyFUNctional?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Funyuns.

Why am I getting all this golf crap?

[rdp78]

Becuase it's cold.

How much is that doggie in the window?

[DesignFox]

Becuase it's cold.

How much is that doggie in the window?

9.99 plus tax.

Bah bah blacksheep...have you any wool?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Yes, sir, yes sir, AND IT'S MINE!!! MINE I SAY!!!!!! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!

...What?

[DesignFox]

Yes, sir, yes sir, AND IT'S MINE!!! MINE I SAY!!!!!! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!

...What?

You are so getting picked up by the men with the white coats later.

What would Jesus do?

[Amina516]

Everything that I wouldnt..



What should the next Lucky Charm shape be?

[Broomjockey]

What should the next Lucky Charm shape be?

Cat o' Nine Tails.

Why aren't you studying?

[DesignFox]

Everything that I wouldnt..



What should the next Lucky Charm shape be?

Drops of Bloooooooood! mwahahahaha!

Why are Trix only for kids?

[BookstoreEscapee]

The silly rabbit ruined it for everyone!

Who's that girl?

[DesignFox]

The silly rabbit ruined it for everyone!

Who's that girl?

The girl at the rock show!

Who's been sleeping in my bed?!

[Crazeyal]

Who's been sleeping in my bed?!I ... wouldn't call it .. SLEEPING.. (you should've changed the sheets..)


:devil:


Does anyone know how to get blood out of a Lace Bodice??:angel:

[Amina516]

Why aren't you studying?

*time out*

EXACTLY! I blame this forum and people like you! STOP ENTERTAINING ME!!!

*time in*

[DesignFox]

*time out*

EXACTLY! I blame this forum and people like you! STOP ENTERTAINING ME!!!

*time in*

What's your question? :p

Moving on....

If I come to two doors. One leads to instant death, the other leads to safety...and there's two gnomes guarding the doors, and one always tells the truth and one always lies... what color vest is he wearing?

[Ljt09863]

If I come to two doors. One leads to instant death, the other leads to safety...and there's two gnomes guarding the doors, and one always tells the truth and one always lies... what color vest is he wearing?

Apples and grapes.


What am i looking at?

[CaroPhoenix]

Apples and grapes.


What am i looking at?

A human sandwich.

What would Kinky do?

[Crazeyal]

A human sandwich.

What would Kinky do?
See above answer.

Can I get the video rights?!

[DesignFox]

Can I get the video rights?!

Only if you share the profits with me!

What's eating Giblert Grape?

[CaroPhoenix]

Only if you share the profits with me!

What's eating Giblert Grape?

Amanda Hugnkiss

Why hasn't it snowed yet in Virginia?

[Amina516]

b/c the sun has set on the third day and she hasnt gotten a kiss yet.


What should I buy myself for xmas?

[crazylegs]

New Year

How many miles in a light year?

[Crazeyal]

What should I buy myself for xmas?Penicillin.

:wave:




Who let the dogs out?

[Crazeyal]

How many miles in a light year?
Miles..

Miles long.. :devil: The one and only.



Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light?

[BookstoreEscapee]

A devil in a blue dress?

Is it sky blue or navy?

[CaroPhoenix]

A devil in a blue dress?

Is it sky blue or navy?

It's neither. In reality, it's chartreuse.

Why do we sneeze?

[DesignFox]

Why do we sneeze?

To keep the fairies away.

What is the Lone Ranger's middle name?

[Amina516]

Tramp Stamp


whats the last number of Pi?

[Becks]

Guiness

Should I take a nap, even though I've only been awake for three hours?

[DesignFox]

Should I take a nap, even though I've only been awake for three hours?

NOOOOOOOEZ! If you fall asleep, the penguins will eat you! :cry:

What deity blessed the shelves of Pathmark with potato soup today? ('cause I wanna say thanks- I've been looking allover New Jersey for this damn soup!)

[CaroPhoenix]

NOOOOOOOEZ! If you fall asleep, the penguins will eat you! :cry:

What deity blessed the shelves of Pathmark with potato soup today? ('cause I wanna say thanks- I've been looking allover New Jersey for this damn soup!)

Zeus, the immortal kitty from Ginger Biscuit's realm. :D

Why do I like to eat the Loaded Steakhouse Burger from Burger King?

[DesignFox]

Why do I like to eat the Loaded Steakhouse Burger from Burger King?

Because consecrated cows taste better.

Who sings for songbird?

[Amina516]

Ronald McDonald


Does kissing Miss Piggy taste like bacon?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I'm Daryl Hall, you're John Oates.

What's the difference between your ass and a hole in the ground?

[CaroPhoenix]

I'm Daryl Hall, you're John Oates.

What's the difference between your ass and a hole in the ground?

The head sticking up from the ground.

Why am I here?

[Amina516]

Dynamite.


Who is the ladies man?

[Chanlin]

The lumberjack, because he's ok...

How many people have a certain song stuck in their head about now?

[BookstoreEscapee]

39,485,929,540,943

Are you ever gonna give her up?

[Crazeyal]

Are you ever gonna give her up?
I'm never gonna let her down!






Are you gonna run around and desert me?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No but I'll dessert you!

Cookies or brownies?

[Amina516]

I'm never gonna let her down!






Are you gonna run around and desert me?


Never (going to make you cry!!)

Are you ever going to say goodbye?

[Crazeyal]

Are you ever going to say goodbye?
And make you cry?!?


What's been going on??

[DesignFox]

And make you cry?!?


What's been going on??

if you have to ask, you really don't want to know.

what is wrong with me?

[Crazeyal]

what is wrong with me?

Your icon is a puss in plastic??




What size wrench is needed for an IKEA P:censored:

[DesignFox]

What size wrench is needed for an IKEA P:censored:

Depends....

Why does being sick make me an insomniac?

[CaroPhoenix]

Depends....

Why does being sick make me an insomniac?

The bed is afraid of getting sick so is sending "stay awake" vibes at you.

Why am I too modest for my own good?

[Crazeyal]

Why am I too modest for my own good?DEPENDS!!!








Could.. someone open a window or something??? WHEW!!

[DesignFox]

Could.. someone open a window or something??? WHEW!!

*throws brick through the window, since she can't reach to open it*

Why is Crazeyal, so crazy? :p

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Chuck Norris. Shit, that's probably a correct answer.
Ummm...because seven eight nine?

Why is it so friggin' cold here?

[MannersMakethMan]

Because the snowmen are dancing at you.

Why did I think a second martini was a good idea?

[Amina516]

B/c the olive said it was.


Why did i drink 5 beers before 6pm today??? :devil:

[CaroPhoenix]

B/c the olive said it was.


Why did i drink 5 beers before 6pm today??? :devil:

Because it's 5 o'clock somewhere!

Why am I addicted to Stargate: Atlantis?

[Crazeyal]

Why am I addicted to Stargate: Atlantis?

Lowered expectations.

:devil:

Did you ever think that ... maybe Elmer DID know it was Bugs in drag.. and he just didn't CARE?!?!