Extremely wrong answers to obvious questions....GAME!

[DesignFox]

Did you ever think that ... maybe Elmer DID know it was Bugs in drag.. and he just didn't CARE?!?!

Well, maybe he couldn't get any otherwise....

What would have happened if Bugs HAD taken the left turn at Albuqurque?

[Becks]

Bok choy.

Why does my arm feel like it has a bone bruise?

[Crazeyal]

Why does my arm feel like it has a bone bruise?


Because this is a Ninja bush. Move along.





I have pockets?!?

[crazylegs]

They're merely holes

Is it really pink?

[CaroPhoenix]

They're merely holes

Is it really pink?

One, two, three on rabbit!

Is fox in the forest?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

One, two, three on rabbit!

Is fox in the forest?


Dingo.

Why is it when I'm home, there's nothing on tv I want to see but if I'm at work, there'll be at least 2 or 3 movies on that are halfway decent?

[Plaidman]

Dingo.

Why is it when I'm home, there's nothing on tv I want to see but if I'm at work, there'll be at least 2 or 3 movies on that are halfway decent?

Because Leonard 6, Justin to Kelly and Santa takes on the Martians only play at those hours. Sorry :(

Since cats are nicknamed something, and their breath often smells of fish, does that make female cats lesbians?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because Leonard 6, Justin to Kelly and Santa takes on the Martians only play at those hours. Sorry :(

Since cats are nicknamed something, and their breath often smells of fish, does that make female cats lesbians?

In one ear and out the other!

What does that mean, exactly?

[Crazeyal]

In one ear and out the other!

What does that mean, exactly?
Time to reload.



A three year old will feed how many zombies for how long?

[rdp78]

Till he is four.

Where can I get a good burger?

[CaroPhoenix]

Till he is four.

Where can I get a good burger?

Heartbreak hotel.

Are you lonesome tonight?

[BookstoreEscapee]

lonesome dove


Do you miss me tonight?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Heartbreak hotel.

Are you lonesome tonight?

I'll have a Blue Christmas without you . . .

Why is Hawaii blue anyways?

[BookstoreEscapee]

It's sad cuz it's so far away from the rest of the states.

What are little boys made of?

[Crazeyal]

.

What are little boys made of?




Sperm.




What are little GIRLS made of?

[crazylegs]

Sperm.




What are little GIRLS made of?

Sperm.

Why?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because 2+2=5

HOW are there three Librarian movies?

[Crazeyal]

HOW are there three Librarian movies?The WHY is a better question...



Could someone go watch the DBZ movie and let me know if they survive the experience??

[crazylegs]

The WHY is a better question...



Could someone go watch the DBZ movie and let me know if they survive the experience??

I didn't

Who writes the rules?

[Plaidman]

Rapscallion, with a little help from the mods. Of course I own the website but....


Why is cherry pepsi the greatest soda of all time?

[Crazeyal]

Why is cherry pepsi the greatest soda of all time?
Because the Chutney/Garlic Diet Code-Red Mountain Dew is stuck in customs!



Did.. you know someone's eyes could bulge like that?

[BookstoreEscapee]

only the fish

The WHY is a better question...

Yeah, I almost went with Why...

Why are they showing all three in a row? :headdesk:

[Crazeyal]

Why are they showing all three in a row? :headdesk:A gerbil and a treadmil for a modem = INTERNET FAIL!!




Why is the Gerbil dressed in a tux??:eek:

[crazylegs]

Because they couldn't find a wetsuit to fit.

Who is here?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Horton.

Where is here?

[crazylegs]

Horton.

Where is here?

Whosville

How many sweets have I got left?

[BookstoreEscapee]

None. I ate them all :D

Why are cookies round?

[crazylegs]

Because they're not around for long!

Who are you?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Who wants to know?

[Crazeyal]

WALDO!!!



Can't find me.. CAN YA!!!?!?!

[crazylegs]

I'm not looking

Who invented the light bulb?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'm not looking

Who invented the light bulb?

Ben Franklin, right after he discovered lightning.

Why are satellite dishes round?

[crazylegs]

Ben Franklin, right after he discovered lightning.

Why are satellite dishes round?

Because triangles would just look silly!

Where do sheep come from?

[HorrorFrogPrincess]

Because triangles would just look silly!

Where do sheep come from?

Dryer lint that's been fed after midnight.

Why are my toes cold?

[Crazeyal]

Why are my toes cold?
Artery constriction.. You SERIOUSLY need to lay off the Cheetos...


Why the FLYIN HELL can they get 7 Harry Potter films going but not ONE Ender's Game?!?!?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Witchcraft! Burn 'em!!

Why is Pablo snorting at me?

[Jack T. Chance]

Why is Pablo snorting at me?The answer is....

is...

42!!! :D

Why is it impossible to find an intelligent, geeky, good-looking, and most importantly SINGLE woman in the DC/Baltimore area? :confused:

[DGoddessChardonnay]

The answer is....

is...

42!!! :D

Why is it impossible to find an intelligent, geeky, good-looking, and most importantly SINGLE woman in the DC/Baltimore area? :confused:

Because we're all down here in North Carolina:p

Why is the input device for my PC called a mouse?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because we're all down here in North Carolina:p

Why is the input device for my PC called a mouse?

Because calling it a dog would be too cruel.

Who has style nowadays?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Because calling it a dog would be too cruel.

Who has style nowadays?

Nobody. Mr. Blackwell took it to the grave with him after stealing it from Joan Crawford's casket

Who thought of the name "Internet" for the World Wide Web?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nobody. Mr. Blackwell took it to the grave with him after stealing it from Joan Crawford's casket

Who thought of the name "Internet" for the World Wide Web?

Al Gore's Grandmama.

Who wants a slimy snail?

[Amina516]

Little Miss Moffet, sitting on her toffet.

Whos eating her curds and whey??

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Little Miss Moffet, sitting on her toffet.

Whos eating her curds and whey??

The three little pigs - they'll eat anything:angel:

Why did the little old woman who lived in a shoe had so many children she didn't know what to do?

[Becks]

String cheese.

Why does the bar seem empty tonight?

[CaroPhoenix]

String cheese.

Why does the bar seem empty tonight?

The aliens abducted all the regulars.

Am I getting anything for Christmas?

[crazylegs]

The aliens abducted all the regulars.

Am I getting anything for Christmas?

Nope, you've been far too bad a girl this year!

Who invented Coke?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, you've been far too bad a girl this year!

Who invented Coke?

Kirby was here!

Why have you left the one you left me for?

[Amina516]

Kirby was here!

Why have you left the one you left me for?

She didnt wipe front to back.


Will I pass my final this wednesday?

[Crazeyal]

No. You'll fail so bad that they'll have to start using the sign for Prince as your new grade!




Is it secret? Is it safe?

[CaroPhoenix]

No. You'll fail so bad that they'll have to start using the sign for Prince as your new grade!




Is it secret? Is it safe?

Only if you know the special word.

Should we let dead men lie?

[Crazeyal]

Should we let dead men lie?

No. Send them to the Pervy thread where they will be useful. Hold on.. *attaches stick* NOW they'll be useful!







Hell officers.. Is there a problem??

[Kusanagi]

Yes, can I see your license and registration right meow?

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[crazylegs]

Waffles, the're waffly versatile.

If the time is 22:17 here, what time is it on Pluto?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Miller Time.

Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?

[CaroPhoenix]

Miller Time.

Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp?

Bowser.

Where do we put our Blue's Clues?

[BookstoreEscapee]

In the black box.

Are waffle cones awesome?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

In the black box.

Are waffle cones awesome?

No. They just think they are:p

Who left the tiny sampler bottle of gin hidden behind the shampoo on my aisle this morning?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Someone who wants to drink some bubbly but doesn't like champagne.

Is it beginning to look a lot like Christmas?

[Crazeyal]

Is it beginning to look a lot like Christmas?Yes... Put the goats over there and start shoveling dung.







Hey.. Where da white women at???

[CaroPhoenix]

Hey.. Where da white women at???

At Victoria's house sharing their secrets. ;)

If I try it, will I like it?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

At Victoria's house sharing their secrets. ;)

If I try it, will I like it?

If you don't like it, someone else will.

Does anyone know where the jingle bells are?

[Crazeyal]

Does anyone know where the jingle bells are?
Well.. Rudolph went and violated the Iraqi airspace again and... :cry:






Did you know Reindeer tastes just like chicken??

[McGoddess09]

Did you know Reindeer tastes just like chicken??

Yeah. It goes great with Elf liver, fava beans, and a nice Gianti (spelling?)


Why is sex so pleasurable?

[CaroPhoenix]

Yeah. It goes great with Elf liver, fava beans, and a nice Gianti (spelling?)


Why is sex so pleasurable?

Because you're doing it wrong.

What is the right way to have sex?

[BookstoreEscapee]

On the left.

Who's on first?

[Jack T. Chance]

On the left.

Who's on first?I am!

What's on second?

[Fenrus]

A rip in the time/space continuum.

Who did what with the what now?

[CaroPhoenix]

A rip in the time/space continuum.

Who did what with the what now?

Q with Miss Scarlet in the Bat cave.

I don't know, who is on third?

[Amina516]

Q with Miss Scarlet in the Bat cave.

I don't know, who is on third?


Colonel Mustard in the Ballroom with the ratchet.


Who kills people with a ratchet?

[crazylegs]

Someone who has no hatchet.

If Horton heard a who, who heard Horton?

[CaroPhoenix]

Someone who has no hatchet.

If Horton heard a who, who heard Horton?

A Deaf Leopard!

What is figgy pudding?

[Fandangoose]

What is figgy pudding?
Curdled eggnog mixed with General Tso's chicken and topped with lima beans.

Where is the next season of Survivor taking place?

[crazylegs]

Curdled eggnog mixed with General Tso's chicken and topped with lima beans.

Where is the next season of Survivor taking place?

In an all you can eat buffet.

How much can you eat?

[CaroPhoenix]

In an all you can eat buffet.

How much can you eat?

I'm hungry like the wolf.

Please, please tell me now, is there something I should know?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'm hungry like the wolf.

Please, please tell me now, is there something I should know?

We're living in a material world and I am a material girl:p

Why am I about to lose my mind?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Cuz you don't have a proper storage receptacle for it.

Is the mind a terrible thing to waste, or is the waist a terrible thing to mind?

[DesignFox]

Cuz you don't have a proper storage receptacle for it.

Is the mind a terrible thing to waste, or is the waist a terrible thing to mind?

I tried to ask my waist what it thought, but then my mind exploded.

Who's your daddy?

[McGoddess09]

I tried to ask my waist what it thought, but then my mind exploded.

Who's your daddy?

You are. Now I need to be punished. :devil:


Who's your baby?

[Crazeyal]

Who's your daddy?

Vader..

OW MY HAND!!!






If you've seen your sister proposition a Wookie.. can incest be THAT bad???

[DesignFox]

You are. Now I need to be punished. :devil:
Who's your baby?

That's interesting....considering I'm female...raises some...questions....

who's my baby? According to this...you are...or were... :p


Vader..

If you've seen your sister proposition a Wookie.. can incest be THAT bad???

Incest is best.... :lol:

Are you serious?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No, I'm Shirley.

Did you just call me Shirley?

[McGoddess09]

You can't be serious.

Why is cherry soda so amazing?

[CaroPhoenix]

You can't be serious.

Why is cherry soda so amazing?

Because of the secret sauce.

Click take a pic?

[Amina516]

Because of the secret sauce.

Click take a pic?

One dolla' make ya holla.



What magical ingredient lies within the candy cane?

[DesignFox]

What magical ingredient lies within the candy cane?

Pain and suffering.

What the hell does anyone need a partridge in a pear tree for?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Lunch!

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?

[Bandit]

What the hell does anyone need a partridge in a pear tree for?

Fertilizer and then dinner.

What can you do with cat/dog hair?

B

[XCashier]

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
No, but if you hum a few bars, they'll fake it.
What can you do with cat/dog hair?
Make a very strange coat.

What would you do if I sang out of tune, would you stand up and walk out on me?

[ParkingWitch]

Yeah, but I want to beat the loo que for intermission.

Granny does your dog bite?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No but my Granny does. :D


What did you do to your hair?!

[ParkingWitch]

Attack Kitteh


Who was That Man?

[DesignFox]

Attack Kitteh


Who was That Man?

I'm not sure it was a man at all....

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[CaroPhoenix]

I'm not sure it was a man at all....

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Men don't screw lightbulbs! Did you fail sex ed or something?

When can we send messages to other planets?

[DesignFox]

When can we send messages to other planets?

What? You mean you can't? I've been doing it for years! :bounce:

So, if the men don't screw in the lightbulbs, who does? :p

[XCashier]

So, if the men don't screw in the lightbulbs, who does? :p
Whatever's small enough to fit inside the lightbulb.

Who's to say where the wind will take you?

[Amina516]

Whatever's small enough to fit inside the lightbulb.

Who's to say where the wind will take you?

Hopefully to my next semster of classes...



What can I eat today that wont aggravate me or piss me off?

[CaroPhoenix]

Hopefully to my next semster of classes...



What can I eat today that wont aggravate me or piss me off?

Wasabi mustard!

Hey Joe, what do you know?

[Amina516]

Wasabi mustard!

Hey Joe, what do you know?

Its not what you know, its who you do!!!!!!!!!


why is there a gingerbread man at the top of my xmas tree??

[DesignFox]

why is there a gingerbread man at the top of my xmas tree??

Cause it was the angel's day off.

Why me?

[CaroPhoenix]

Cause it was the angel's day off.

Why me?

Because the other person retired.

Why are school buses yellow?

[BookstoreEscapee]

To hide the pee stains.

Tom, Dick, or Harry?

[MannersMakethMan]

Why not all of them? Just make sure it's only two simultaneously...

Who's in the mood for dancing?

[BookstoreEscapee]

ABBA, I would imagine.


Who to the what, now?

[MannersMakethMan]

Colonel Revolver with the Conservatory in the Mustard.

Would you if you could?

[Chanlin]

I think so... but where would I find rubber pants in my size? (yes I know I stole it but it seemed so fitting)

If jimmy cracked corn and no one cares why does he keep doing it?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I think so... but where would I find rubber pants in my size? (yes I know I stole it but it seemed so fitting)

If jimmy cracked corn and no one cares why does he keep doing it?

Because he's the only one who cares

Why are the smilies on the board laughing at me?

[MannersMakethMan]

They're not laughing at you. They're laughing with us... laughing at you.

Would you prefer six of one or half a dozen of the other?

[Chanlin]

7 of 9 :eyewaggle:

How is baby oil made?

[Jack T. Chance]

7 of 9 :eyewaggle:

How is baby oil made?You squeeze a baby harder than recommended, and out comes the oil! :devil:

Why won't Microsoft let me cheat on my Xbox 360 games? :confused:

[Chanlin]

Because alimony is a bitch....

Why can't I get any sleep at night?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Because the sandman doesn't like you.



I think so... but where would I find rubber pants in my size? (yes I know I stole it but it seemed so fitting)

My favorite is "...but burlap chafes me so." :D



What are we going to do tonight?

[DesignFox]

What are we going to do tonight?

Cry ourselves to sleep, then wake up laughing like crazies.

Why am I having such a horrible day? :cry:

[XCashier]

Because it's not tomorrow yet. :hug:

Who's going to ride your wild horses?

[DesignFox]

Who's going to ride your wild horses?

No one. They're MINE! :p

What is the ending to the Neverending Story?

[Bella_Vixen]

Fuck no James!



So...how about...stuff?

[DesignFox]

So...how about...stuff?

I got the stuff. :drink:

But what about the things?

[Becks]

Flee!!! :runaway:

Why haven't I named my kittens yet?

[CaroPhoenix]

Flee!!! :runaway:

Why haven't I named my kittens yet?

From now on, they'll be known as the kittens with no names and you can go to the dessert with them and you can fight Civil War deserters at the same time!

Why do I like comic books?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

'Cause they're so edujukashunal.:p

Who's the worst fraternity on campus?

[BookstoreEscapee]

The sorority.

Who's the man with the plan?

[McGoddess09]

The sorority.

Who's the man with the plan?

Ron Jeremy and his ginormous wang.


You like what you see?

[Amina516]

If I told you, Id have to kill you!!!


Explain the three ways in which I am teh awesomenezz?

[McGoddess09]

If I told you, Id have to kill you!!!


Explain the three ways in which I am teh awesomenezz?

1. You have a sexy nurse avatar
2. You explained to me about a surgery that may be coming up.
3. Surgery is such a turn on ;)


Is it really too late to apologize?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Apologies are for wimps.

Why must it snow so goddamn much here?

[CaroPhoenix]

Apologies are for wimps.

Why must it snow so goddamn much here?

Because if it didn't, that would mean Demeter gave up on recovering her daughter Persephone from Hades and instead is now on Gulla Gulla Island with Alvin & the Chipmunks singing Barry Manilow songs.

Why doesn't my daughter like Barry Manilow?

[Amina516]

Because if it didn't, that would mean Demeter gave up on recovering her daughter Persephone from Hades and instead is now on Gulla Gulla Island with Alvin & the Chipmunks singing Barry Manilow songs.

Why doesn't my daughter like Barry Manilow?

Nooo!!I need my daughter back (Her middle name is actually Persephone.!!)

Back on topic:



Who would like Barry Manilow?



How can I get to Gulla Gulla island? :D

[Igorina]

Steer for the second star to the right and striaght on until morning will get you to Gulla Gulla island.

Why is it so foggy?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Steer for the second star to the right and striaght on until morning will get you to Gulla Gulla island.

Why is it so foggy?

That's not fog. That's the clouds sweating:p

Am I considered awesome or just average?

[CaroPhoenix]

That's not fog. That's the clouds sweating:p

Am I considered awesome or just average?

You, my friend, are awesomely average. :p

What would Bill Shatner do?

[Crazeyal]

What would Bill Shatner do?Decompose..

Oh.. you didn't hear??
:wave:



Why does Batman not have a TV show??

[Igorina]

Decompose..

Oh.. you didn't hear??
:wave:



Why does Batman not have a TV show??

Robin can't keep the camera still.

Why do I have a frog in my hair?

[BookstoreEscapee]

No reception in the Batcave.

Why do the bells jingle?

[Crazeyal]

Why do I have a frog in my hair?



Because of all the flies... DUH!!!




Why do the bells jingle?


All the little children sitting on Santa's lap makes them sweaty...



How many angels DO dance on the head of a pin?

[BookstoreEscapee]

All the little children sitting on Santa's lap makes them sweaty...

Uh, I said bElls...:blink:


How many angels DO dance on the head of a pin?

None, they prefer bowling.


Whatchamacallit?

[XCashier]

Whatchamacallit?
http://whamfoods.com/images/Whatchamacallit.jpg
"Yes, have some!"

Have you ever seen the rain?

[Crazeyal]

Uh, I said bElls...:blink:

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock
Jingle bells chime in jingle bell time
Dancin' and prancin' in Jingle Bell Square
In the frosty air


Hope you can listen to the song without thinking of ol` St Nick's trouser weasal..:devil:

[Crazeyal]

Have you ever seen the rain?
No no..

...the OTHER guy wanted the Golden Shower...





Why exactly DOES Rudolph's nose glow?

[McGoddess09]

No no..

...the OTHER guy wanted the Golden Shower...





Why exactly DOES Rudolph's nose glow?

Because it's a magical pixie tumor. (Cookies for reference!!)


Who can take the sunshine and sprinkle it with dew?

[CaroPhoenix]

Because it's a magical pixie tumor. (Cookies for reference!!)


Who can take the sunshine and sprinkle it with dew?

The angel of the morning.

What do you really think of me?

[crazylegs]

The angel of the morning.

What do you really think of me?

Magical Pixies.

What the hell is this?

[CaroPhoenix]

Magical Pixies.

What the hell is this?

George Washington crossing the Atlantic Ocean in a German submarine.

Who really is buried in Grant's tomb?

[crazylegs]

George Washington crossing the Atlantic Ocean in a German submarine.

Who really is buried in Grant's tomb?

King Arthur

Why do DJs speak in that "rhubrrabrbrbHRBRBBRbrahrb" way at parties...?

[Crazeyal]

Why do DJs speak in that "rhubrrabrbrbHRBRBBRbrahrb" way at parties...?

Because "Bend over and then LEAVE" rearely works...




Why wasn't *I* invited to the party??

[McGoddess09]

Because "Bend over and then LEAVE" rearely works...




Why wasn't *I* invited to the party??

Because you just weren't.


Who has the worst pies in London?

[Crazeyal]

Who has the worst pies in London?
Ozzy Osbourne.

he flunked Calculus...









Since no-one else was supposed to make Peanuts comics... Are the current strips Zombies??

[XCashier]

ALL the strips are Zombies!!! :eek: :runaway:

How blue can you get?

[SengaKitty]

Magenta :-p

What's a baby dragon

[McGoddess09]

Magenta :-p

What's a baby dragon

Something you posses that makes a wonderful sound.


Why am I sick like that?

[Lace Neil Singer]

Cuz there is someone who is poisoning your food with arsenic. O.o

What is love?

[McGoddess09]

What is love?

Something that I don't want you to hurt me with.


Are you on my heart just like a tattoo?

[derangedperson]

No. I'm just on you.

Who is John Galt?

[CaroPhoenix]

Something that I don't want you to hurt me with.


Are you on my heart just like a tattoo?

Oh God no! That would just be wrong. :p

who is John Galt?

The man who shot Liberty Valance.

what is in grandma's "special lemonade"?

[Crazeyal]

Who is John Galt?


I'll take "I couldn't care less if you put him in a tutu and lit him on fire" for a thousand Alex!!



what is in grandma's "special lemonade"?

Grandma.




Is it porn if it involves Incest, BDSM, Beastiality and uh.. lightsabers??

[CaroPhoenix]

I'll take "I couldn't care less if you put him in a tutu and lit him on fire" for a thousand Alex!!



Grandma.




Is it porn if it involves Incest, BDSM, Beastiality and uh.. lightsabers??

Yes, but only in every other solar system & not ours.

What are the magic words?

[Chanlin]

Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho...

How many people think I deserve to be shot for using those "magic words"?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Mekka Lekka Hi-Mekka Hiney Ho...

How many people think I deserve to be shot for using those "magic words"?

At least 80% of the population of Antartica

How far out is the Milky Way?

[Crazeyal]

How far out is the Milky Way?Depends on how much fiber you've had lately... let me get out my flashlight.. bend over... yah... we're gonna need forceps.. This might STING a little...


:angel:





Exactly how many times HAVE I been slapped for talking like that?

[CaroPhoenix]

Depends on how much fiber you've had lately... let me get out my flashlight.. bend over... yah... we're gonna need forceps.. This might STING a little...


:angel:





Exactly how many times HAVE I been slapped for talking like that?

I don't have enough fingers and toes.

How does one go about divorcing their parents?

[DesignFox]

How does one go about divorcing their parents?

You can't. Your parents totally OWN you.


Who can take tomorrow and dip it in a dream?

[Igorina]

Who can take tomorrow and dip it in a dream?

The carnies that fry Twinkies

How far can I launch the neighbor's dog?

[Crazeyal]

How far can I launch the neighbor's dog?
How big is your catapult? No catapult?!?

POSER




If a Larper, a Cosplayer and a Roleplayer had a fight, who would win???

[Igorina]

If a Larper, a Cosplayer and a Roleplayer had a fight, who would win???

The audience

Which would you do for a Klondike bar?

[CaroPhoenix]

The audience

Which would you do for a Klondike bar?

The DM that's in the audience!

Is it?

[DesignFox]

The audience


That is a fantastic answer...

Which would you do for a Klondike bar?

Nothin. :p


Is it?

It soooooo is.

Why oh why oh why?

[Crazeyal]

Why oh why oh why?

Because

Because

Becaaaaaaause


Because of the wonderful things he does!!











Have a little fire, Scarecrow??

[Becks]

Whiskey.

Anyone want to go it to work at 6 am for me tomorrow?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Whiskey.

Anyone want to go it to work at 6 am for me tomorrow?

Only if I'll get paid more per hour that what I currently make and in return you'll come over and help Mom clean on the house.:angel:

Why don't I have a thing to wear?

[Crazeyal]

Why don't I have a thing to wear?
Some perv stole all your clothes...

...what??


:angel:



Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego??

[Chanlin]

A: The Cafe Owner:

I think the suspect had red hair. I overheard her saying something to a companion at the table where they were eating. She said "I pumped her for information, but her unrefined answer only suggested a crude plan to visit oil wells near Ahvaz."

B: The Library:

No Clues Found

C: Passerby In the Street

No I haven't seen anyone like that.

D: Acme Detective Agency

We're taking a dim view of the current situation.

Options:
Travel Investigate Notebook

So who's up for seconds?

[McGoddess09]

I'm always up for more ;)


Are you ready for this jelleh?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

I'm always up for more ;)


Are you ready for this jelleh?

Only if it's strawberry;)

Am I going to make it through the next 3 days at the Litter Box without losing what mind I have left?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Yes, but some cat will bury your mind in the litter and you'll have to dig it out with the poop...

Will Pablo and the cats ever be friends?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Yes, but some cat will bury your mind in the litter and you'll have to dig it out with the poop...

Will Pablo and the cats ever be friends?

Only if Pablo can learn to meow or the cats can learn to bark so there's no language barrier

Why do my cats always rush in like a herd of elephants when the front door is opened?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Must have seen a mouse...

How come marshmallow peanuts don't taste like peanuts?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Must have seen a mouse...

How come marshmallow peanuts don't taste like peanuts?

Because the elephants ate all the peanut butter

Why can't I get wound down enough to go to sleep?

[Crazeyal]

Why can't I get wound down enough to go to sleep?Quit downloading pron and your FBI nanites will stop transmitting evidence.





How long am I gonna hold this grudge??? My arms are getting tired!

[CaroPhoenix]

How long am I gonna hold this grudge??? My arms are getting tired!

Until the end of time.

Why can't my daughter behave?

[Crazeyal]

Why can't my daughter behave?
She's her father's child and your husband's burden.



*THUMP*

Could .. I get a rare steak for my eye??

[XCashier]

I wouldn't steak my life on it... :rimshot:

Hey, hey what can I do?

[SengaKitty]

Anything you want to :X

Why is my SO not home from work yet???

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Cause he's been stuck in the lift for the last 11 hours.

What's santa going to bring me this year?

[SengaKitty]

Coal....

Will I be able to sell one of my handmade toys soon?

[Crazeyal]

Will I be able to sell one of my handmade toys soon?Yes. All of them. The person that buys them will become obsessed and trap you into being his basement dwelling, elf eared toy maker. Oh.. and Elves are skyclad.. didn't you know??





Father Christmas, give us some money?

[SengaKitty]

Father Christmas has no money, only skyclad elves and toys

What is the secret to life?

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

Sex, drugs and rock 'n' Roll

My god what did you just eat!

[SengaKitty]

Chicken with artichoke hearts, mushrooms and purple onions on a bed of wild rice, and a cup of coffee

Are you working today?

[Crazeyal]

Are you working today?Why yes I am.. I am being paid to sit on my glutious maximus and type this. Then I get to go on vacation towmorrow.







Anyone know if I'll get that Superman Signal watch I've been asking for since I wass EIGHT?!?!?

[CaroPhoenix]

Nope, but you'll finally get that Magical 8 Ball which will then be able to tell you when you'll get that watch. :D

Where are we going & are we there yet?

[Amina516]

Nope, but you'll finally get that Magical 8 Ball which will then be able to tell you when you'll get that watch. :D

Where are we going & are we there yet?

Yes. No. To get to the other side.



Coffee, tea or Me? :D

[Crazeyal]

Coffee, tea or Me? :DAll three.

Bend over.
Bite this.
Thank me later.


:devil:



*THWAP*


Okay .. BOTH eyes are swollen shut... Anyone got a seeing eye poodle??

[Mike Taylor]

No. You're ugly and Jesus don't love you.

Where can I get a decent beer?!

[CaroPhoenix]

No. You're ugly and Jesus don't love you.

Where can I get a decent beer?!

With Toby Keith's horses.

Why am I getting socks for Christmas?

[Crazeyal]

Why am I getting socks for Christmas?
As a hint...

WASH
YOUR
FEET!!!






Why is it, everytime I have a radio that's broken, the only things that come in clear are Country & Western or the Spanish channel??

[crazylegs]

As a hint...

WASH
YOUR
FEET!!!






Why is it, everytime I have a radio that's broken, the only things that come in clear are Country & Western or the Spanish channel??


Because that's all I allow.

What will you buy me for Christmas...? :p

[Crazeyal]

What will you buy me for Christmas...? :p


A B-B gun and an EYPATCH!!!





Would anyone like some Eggnog?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

A B-B gun and an EYPATCH!!!





Would anyone like some Eggnog?

Only if it's loaded.

Will you go outside and see how long you can hold your tongue to the flagpole?

[crazylegs]

Only if it's loaded.

Will you go outside and see how long you can hold your tongue to the flagpole?

Sure, it's quite mild here.

who's with me?

[CaroPhoenix]

Sure, it's quite mild here.

who's with me?

Captain Jack Sparrow but only if you have rum ;)

Why go crazy?

[MannersMakethMan]

Some people never go insane. What truly horrible lives they must lead - said by a better man than I.

Who took the last 3 hours away?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Some people never go insane. What truly horrible lives they must lead - said by a better man than I.

Who took the last 3 hours away?

Father Time 'cause you were a bad little boy . . .

Why am I so stiff I'm having trouble getting out of this chair?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Too much starch.

Who rang that bell?!

[crazylegs]

Too much starch.

Who rang that bell?!

Captain Scarlett.

Was he indestructible?

[SengaKitty]

Sure why not?

why is it so flipping cold??????

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Sure why not?

why is it so flipping cold??????

The heat was shut off due to nonpayment

Who was the Phantom of the Opera?

[DesignFox]

The heat was shut off due to nonpayment

Who was the Phantom of the Opera?

Some frat boys pulling a prank on the stuffy rich folk.

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

[Bandit]

Some frat boys pulling a prank on the stuffy rich folk.

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

No, he's passed out in the corner in a puddle of bodily fluids.

What happened to Steve Dallas?

B

[XCashier]

He moved to Houston and had to change his name.

What time is it?

[CaroPhoenix]

He moved to Houston and had to change his name.

What time is it?

It's time to rumble!

Am I going nuts?

[crazylegs]

It's time to rumble!

Am I going nuts?

No, it's raisens.

How long is it now?

[Amina516]

No, it's raisens.

How long is it now?

2 and three quarters.


Just how much of Dallas did Debbie do?

[Crazeyal]

Just how much of Dallas did Debbie do?
The Green Mile.




How deep *IS* a throat??

[crazylegs]

The Green Mile.




How deep *IS* a throat??

28 feet

What's the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

28 feet

What's the difference between Diet Coke and Coke Zero?

About 10 miles

How can I get out of working tomorrow?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Through the door.

Truth or dare?

[DesignFox]

Truth or dare?

LIES!

What kind of games to reindeer play?

[gunsage]

Chicken.

If everything indiscernible thing in the world tastes like chicken, what does chicken taste like?

[Dreamstalker]

Pork.

Where does lost luggage go?

[gunsage]

The place where all my matching socks go to.

If Front Mission only came out recently in English but only after Front Mission 3 was a success and Front Mission 4 not so much, why haven't the other Front Mission games come out in English as well and what was the point of re-releasing a title to a series that wasn't doing so well anyway in North America especially when a full-blown translation patch is already available for it?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Uh... :blink: ...cookies.

What's the ending to the Neverending Story?

[Dreamstalker]

A Mobius strip.

Eggnog contains eggs and nog. What is this mysterious "nog"?

[BookstoreEscapee]

A Mobius strip.

Eggnog contains eggs and nog. What is this mysterious "nog"?


nog:
any beverage made with beaten eggs, usually with alcoholic liquor; eggnog.
a block of wood, as one inserted into brickwork to provide a hold for nails.
any wooden peg, pin, or block.
So, you drink the first one, and then you wake up the next morning feeling like the second/third.

Why would anyone want to drink that...:puke:

[Jack T. Chance]

nog:
any beverage made with beaten eggs, usually with alcoholic liquor; eggnog.
a block of wood, as one inserted into brickwork to provide a hold for nails.
any wooden peg, pin, or block.
So, you drink the first one, and then you wake up the next morning feeling like the second/third.

Why would anyone want to drink that...:puke:Because they just want to forget how much their life sucks, maybe? :confused:

What do I have to do to get women to stop treating me like I'm the Invisible Man? :confused:

[crazylegs]

Because they just want to forget how much their life sucks, maybe? :confused:

What do I have to do to get women to stop treating me like I'm the Invisible Man? :confused:

Untie the bandages from around your face and stop wearing the trenchcoat.

What time is it at the south pole?

[Becks]

Coffee o'clock.

Is it snowing AGAIN?

[crazylegs]

Coffee o'clock.

Is it snowing AGAIN?

Nah, it's just dandruff.

Mince Pie?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Nah, it's just dandruff.

Mince Pie?

No, it's egg custard.

What do the reindeer do after Santa makes his Christmas run?

[crazylegs]

No, it's egg custard.

What do the reindeer do after Santa makes his Christmas run?

They do it like they do on the Discovery Chanel!

How long until Christmas this year...?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

They do it like they do on the Discovery Chanel!

How long until Christmas this year...?

Too late . . . Santa's on his way, so get in bed soon or he won't come by. Flip side is you've got another 364 days to wait until next Christmas.

Do I want blush wine or a Canadian pepsi tomorrow with dinner?

[DesignFox]

You want RUM!

WTF?

[Crazeyal]

WTF?Inserting any object into any oriface is legally considered sex. My fingers typed this, and are now in your eyes.

Technically we've hd sex.


Name it after my uncle "Al"ouicious...


:devil:





Does.. anyone have a napkin?

[crazylegs]

Does.. anyone have a napkin?

Yes, many and multicoloured, but you don't want to know where they've been! google NSFW sticky vicky!

When will the world end?

[Crazeyal]

When will the world end?Right after you've opened a specific present. I have the description of which one it is... But I think I'll give it to you AFTER I see what I got for the Holiday... You don't mind waiting.. do you??


Ground control to Major Tom, can you hear me??

[MannersMakethMan]

No, but I can certainly see you. Perhaps you've mixed up the webcam and microphone again?

Somebody remind me again how breathing works?

[BookstoreEscapee]

I don't know, but I can tell you this: as I found out this morning, you can't breathe hot chocolate.

Can you hear me now?

[Crazeyal]

[QUOTE=BookstoreEscapee;472122

Can you hear me now?[/QUOTE]
No..

Move three steps to the right.. nope.. A little to the left.. SPLOOSH I can hear your gurgles juuuuuuust fine now!!!










Anyone know what happened to that "DUDE!! Yer gettin a DELL!!" moron??

[Evil Queen]

He's hiding in the fortress of Death on Neptune. His Dell blew up. :D


ZOMG! Is that Blood?!

[Crazeyal]

The invisible question??


I'm ready!!!

6 and 1/2 inches long and OH MY GOD inches wide...






Do ya do ya do ya Do Ya wanna dance?

[Bandit]

Do ya do ya do ya Do Ya wanna dance?

Dance with the Devil on a cold moon night.

Is the bathroom on the right?

B

[Crazeyal]

ZOMG! Is that Blood?!

No, it's marinara sauce..

The red stuff on the dead Mafioso.. THAT'S blood...



Is the bathroom on the right?

B
No.. It's left... and could you ask that BEFORE you expell instead of DURING??!!





What would the spawn of Rudoph and Frosty look like?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

No, it's marinara sauce..

The red stuff on the dead Mafioso.. THAT'S blood...


No.. It's left... and could you ask that BEFORE you expell instead of DURING??!!





What would the spawn of Rudoph and Frosty look like?

Snowballs w/antlers and will probably melt at the first sign of a heated debate

Why do all the tv channels suck on Christmas Day?

[crazylegs]

Snowballs w/antlers and will probably melt at the first sign of a heated debate

Why do all the tv channels suck on Christmas Day?

If they blew all the candles would go out.

When will my sister get here?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

If they blew all the candles would go out.

When will my sister get here?

About an hour after you report her missing. We females are strange that way.:D

Why can't I have a white Christmas?

[Amina516]

About an hour after you report her missing. We females are strange that way.:D

Why can't I have a white Christmas?

You can but youd have to find quite a few willing males to help you out. :devil:


What movie should I see tonite?

[CaroPhoenix]

You can but youd have to find quite a few willing males to help you out. :devil:


What movie should I see tonite?

Anything that does not have Brad Pitt in the starring role.

When should I start making my Christmas dinner?

[crazylegs]

Anything that does not have Brad Pitt in the starring role.

When should I start making my Christmas dinner?

Too late, I've already eaten thanks all the same! :p

What camera bag should I buy next?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Too late, I've already eaten thanks all the same! :p

What camera bag should I buy next?

Forget the camera bag. Go for the duffle . . . you can fit at least 8 heads in it.:p

Who's up for rocking around the Christmas tree?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sure, I'll take the horse, you can have the chair.

When should I stop drinking?

[MannersMakethMan]

10th of never.

When will I, will I be famous?

[Amina516]

10th of never.

When will I, will I be famous?

The day before tomorrow at the hour after next.



Why is this Little Pony's name "Scootaloo"?

[ralerin]

Because he doesn't quite make it to the bathroom. :devil:

What is your name?