PDA

View Full Version : Christmas Light Hell


DGoddessChardonnay
11-24-2008, 01:48 AM
It's that time of year . . . we've been getting out Christmas decorations and getting the house ready somewhat for the holidays.

Right now, we've got our wreaths hung out under the windows around the house, which we did last Saturday, as the temperature got up to around 60. I wanted to get that done then instead of freezing my butt off digging the boxes and totes out of the building.

Our Christmas tree is also in the house and has been set up for the last 3 weeks. Needless to say, I started getting it decorated a couple of weeks ago and got it finished last weekend.

Then I started playing with a small tabletop tree that Mom has had for a number of years now. It's a beautiful gold thistle tree with miniature lights. I plugged it up last Saturday evening and none of the lights would come on.

So, last Sunday I started checking everything good. Got out the light tester (which also checks the wiring and fuses) . . . wiring was fine. Checked fuses - they were fine.

So, I start delicately digging into the tree - this tree can be dangerous;) and wouldn't you know - I end up replacing burnt out lights.

After running out of the pack of spares I did have in the junk drawer of the kitchen counter, I found a mini set of 20 lights that had not been opened. So, I started plucking out lights from that strand, taking the bulbs carefully out of the bases and putting them into the bases that fit into the strand on the tree. I think I replaced over half the lights.

Plugged it up, it worked. Set it up in the dining room on top of one of the antique chests by the table . . . . and it stayed lit for almost 10 minutes.

Damn. So here we go again . . . I end up replacing another 4 or 5 bulbs, then plugged it back in. It lit up again. All was well on that end . . .

So then it was plug up the Christmas tree time . . . we have a pre-lit tree with 3 strands plugged in end to end and held in place with numerous PITA clips. The middle and bottom strands were lit up fine. The top strand, wouldn't come on at all.

So, I started digging through and found several burnt out - which I replaced. Checked fuses too - they were fine. Climbed up on the ladder and reached the top of the tree and had to change out a couple of other bulbs. Then I tried plugging it up.

Still nothing. I got disgusted, had a drink and decided to try again later.

Flash forward to today:

The gold thistle tree in the dining room went dark last night. And I'm sure it's my fault - according to Mom. I made a comment Friday evening about it still being lit up, to which Mom told me to hush or the tree would hear me.

Apparently the tree heard it and died last night. :doh:

So, instead of playing with it today, I tried to get the top part of the tree fixed. So, I ended up taking off all the decorations from that part of the tree and lifting up the top out of the tree and took it into the dining room to work some more on it.

I ended up replacing almost 10 more bulbs - meaning I probably replaced just about every single bulb in that strand. Mom double checked the fuses and they were fine, but that strand still would NOT COME ON.

So, Mom went and threw on some clothes and we made a run to Wallyworld. I grabbed a 50-count mini light set, 2 packs of replacement bulbs and another pack of fuses. Stopped by McD's on the way home to pick up lunch and came in, ate and got the new strand put on the tree. The other strand was too much trouble to take off due to all the clips holding the wiring in place that we just left it on there. Stuck it back in the pole of the tree and, voila - we now have a completely lit tree.:D

Now I"ve just got to redo that stupid gold tree . . . meaning I'll probably take the strand off the tree and put another strand on it.

And if that doesn't work, I guess I"ll go find a gun somewhere and shoot the damn thing.:devil:

RetailWorkhorse
11-24-2008, 02:59 AM
The first at Christmas that's such a pain to me....

Is finding a Christmas tree.

The second thing at Christmas that5's such a pain to me....

Hanging Christmas lights
and finding a Christmas tree.

Amethyst Hunter
11-24-2008, 06:06 AM
You guys would've hated me back in the day...I am one of those people who, if it is a sufficiently sturdy enough surface, will put lights on it. As in, I make the Vegas strip look like a dime-store flashlight. :lol:

Nowadays I've scaled back though, out of a combination of electrical resources and general apathy/wariness towards Christmas (let's just say that several Christmases of past have had a tendency to turn up 'gifts' of the DEAD BODY kind). I'm still not sure if I want to bother decorating my room this year.

RetailWorkhorse
11-24-2008, 08:00 AM
You guys would've hated me back in the day...I am one of those people who, if it is a sufficiently sturdy enough surface, will put lights on it. As in, I make the Vegas strip look like a dime-store flashlight. :lol:

*Chews on*

Grr. Just grr.

worddork
11-25-2008, 04:24 AM
I had a scary brush with a faulty tree a few years back.

Many, many years ago my grandmother made a ceramic Christmas tree, that lit up. She made three really one for her, one for my mom, and one for my aunt. Flash forward 30 years, let's just say the cords on these things had seen better days.

So 3 years ago my aunt was showing off this ceramic tree to a friend cause supposily my aunts husband had replaced the cord to the tree so she could plug it in. Aunt goes to plug in the tree and asks me to turn in on. I grab for the switch on the cord and have my whole arm go numb, than fuzzy. I could not move it a way from the cord, it would not resond, so I yell "Unplug it, unplug it now!"

We looked at the cord, it was all frayed and the wires were exposed where the cord met the swtich. My uncle and replaced the cord to a different ceramic tree, my aunt owned. Neither one of the idjets checked to see which tree the other was talking about.

Cat
11-25-2008, 04:31 AM
My old home town is odd.....you are only allowed to have white christmas lights in the center of town, no colored ones.

Ohhh CT, your odd rules.


Sorry to derail slightly...was just thinking about this earlier. I miss having decorations, one of my cats tends to eat things he shouldn't

Greenday
11-25-2008, 04:38 AM
My mom is convinced that tomorrow is the best day to put up the lights because I'm home for break, it's not Thanksgiving, and my step-dad has off.

My step-dad and I agree tomorrow would be a bad day, as it's raining tonight and supposed to rain tomorrow.