She broke up with me

[Phone Jockey]

I didn't even know we were dating!

Customer: My phone is out.
Me: OK, let me get a tech out there. He’ll be out within the next 24 hours.
Customer: So I’m without a phone for 24 hours?!
Me: I’m afraid so, mam.
Customer: I should have know! I’ve been burned so many times before & I keep coming back to you. I will never learn.

[Imogene]

"That's what we in the phone business call 'tough love', sir. You know I'm bad for you, yet you keep coming back..."

Congrats on losing the guy... you didn't need him anyway.

[Jaden]

I'm so sorry to hear that PJ, but this isn't an end, this is a beginning! :D You'll find someone way better for you than that jerk!