So I stepped on a dead bird.

[KuzcoLlama]

My mom's looking to move, and she decided to show me the house she wants to get. No one lives there right now, but it was unfortunately locked. (May I just note, this was after going through houses I dubbed "Kiddy town" and "Mountain lodge spirit, surburban reality.")

She noticed there was a mainly inaccessible outside window that pointed directly at the kitchen. "Cmon! Come take a look at the kitchen!" She said. So I climbed around the bushes, giving off the air of a first time looter, and made my way to look at said kitchen. "Oh yeah, that looks nice."

Then, looking down... "SON OF A BITCH!"

You guessed it. Dead bird.

I tore out of there with my mom following behind saying, "It's just a wing and some skeleton..."

I bet I still have some wing underneath my shoe.

[BrassCowboy]

Hey - its better than doggy poo poo. :lol:

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

I once stepped on a dead chipmunk at the zoo once.

At first I felt bad because I thought I killed it, but it was already dead when I stepped on it.

[Mr. Rager!]

I said it once before, and I'll say it again... HAHA! That's hilarious!

I gotta agree with BrassCowboy though, it could've bene worse.

[protege]

Ugh. Maybe the owner had a cat, who brought in his "catch of the day?" Kitties love to show off what they caught. Mine will do that for a treat and some petting. Of course now that he's an inside kitty, the only thing he catches now are rubber mice ;)

But still, that's just nasty...and it could have been much worse.

[XCashier]

Ick! At least you weren't barefoot...! :puke:

[KuzcoLlama]

All good points! :D

Probably the only thing that annoyed me was that my mom knew the bird was there and didn't say anything cause she wanted me to look through a window.

:doh: Boggles the mind, I tell you.