excuses excuses

[Bella_Vixen]

This is for one of my sisters (not Becks)...

My sister gets "blamed" (jokingly) for everything at work and needs a new batch of excuses. I am not the list bit creative enough for this, so I decided to ask everyone here to contribute.

Thanks!

[Becks]

Are you sure it's not me? Same situation, you know. I just tell people that I'm a product of my environment.

Or that I got distracted by squirrels.

Or something shiny.

[thegiraffe]

I just put on an innocent smile and say "see my halo?" while "running" my finger over an imaginary "halo" on my head lol. The response is generally something to the effect that my halo is bent, tarnished, broken...etc. I counter that I like to think that my horns hold it up...

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Sounds like you need to visit The Mother of All Excuses (http://madtbone.tripod.com/)

You'll find excuses for all occasions.:angel: