stupid comments

[dawntazz]

okay can anyone tell me y some people can be so stupid.

here's what im talkin about: i hurt my back and had to go have shots in my back,right. i have a case nurse who is so ummm theres just no words to describe. anyways i went yesterday and had six needles put in my back came out and u know what she said.

"so feeling better are we?" and "did it hurt?"

only thing i could do is laugh i dont see how people can be so stupid

i looked at her and said "no felt great u should try it ill even put the needles in for you. then i asked her if she was completly stupid or if it was just and act.

[sportsmom]

OH GOD! I hate that! A couple of years ago I had a miscariage and had to have a D&C, so you know that I was in a really good mood that morning. :mad: :cry: :confused:

I am a big girl, I am aware of the fact that I am a big girl. The nurse knew why I was in there and that I was not even close to being in a good mood as she and I had already talked. She walked me over to get my weight and after she took it the first time she looked at me and said "That can't be right, can it?"

Yes, I know she was actually being nice saying that I look smaller than I am, but she kept going on about it. She could have come up with some BS, "Could you please step back up, we have to check it twice to make sure there's not a malfunction."

GRRRRRR.

[Greenday]

In my chem class, this one girl always seems to come up with a really stupid question every week. The sad part is, she is a chem major. The most memorable question was, "Can you drink that?" when the teacher was showing a precipitate reaction and the liquid was Copper(II)Nitrate. For those who don't know, Cu(NO3)2 is toxic. In stronger concentrations, it can burn the skin. If it can burn your skin, imagine what it will do to your insides. A nice hospital visit. I don't expect everyone to know that, but seriously, if you are going to major in chemistry, what in the world would make you think it's ok to drink the chemicals we use?

So yes, you can drink it. Just expect to have EXTREME stomach and throat pain.

[MadMike]

"YOU ALMOST DRANK A BEAKER OF ACID!"

"I did? Boy, would my face have been red!"

"YOU'D HAVE BEEN DEAD!"

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Went to the doctor after being injured in a fencing tournament. Told him how I got hurt, told him what hit, me, described the epee that did the deed. His question:

"So...a fence fell on you?"

This numbnut somehow managed to stumble through med school. :eek:

[Misanthropical]

I had a co-worker once that told me he knew I was having an affair. I asked him how I could be having an affair if I didn't know about it. He told me he saw me kissing and hugging another man while he was driving by where we were standing. He told me the other man was taller than my husband and wearing a blue coat.

I told him what a complete moron he was, since that "man" was in fact, my 13 year old son. My son's bus was coming, so he was giving me a kiss and hug good bye, something he has done since he started school, something all three of my children do before leaving.

My oldest son is over 6 feet tall, so yes, he is taller than his father.

[AFpheonix]

In my chem class, this one girl always seems to come up with a really stupid question every week. The sad part is, she is a chem major. The most memorable question was, "Can you drink that?" when the teacher was showing a precipitate reaction and the liquid was Copper(II)Nitrate. For those who don't know, Cu(NO3)2 is toxic. In stronger concentrations, it can burn the skin. If it can burn your skin, imagine what it will do to your insides. A nice hospital visit. I don't expect everyone to know that, but seriously, if you are going to major in chemistry, what in the world would make you think it's ok to drink the chemicals we use?

So yes, you can drink it. Just expect to have EXTREME stomach and throat pain.

Well hell, give her some lead chip cookies then. ;)

I have a t-shirt that has holes in it from some drops of HCL I apparently got on myself in OChem. Whoopsie, barn shirt now...

[NightAngel]

I think it's funny when I go to the doctor and he/she enters the room and says, "How are you?" Now, I know this is a standard greeting and I find myself saying it to people who obviously AREN'T okay. Still, it seems silly in a doctors office. :p

Dr: "How are you today?"
Me: "If the answer to that was 'good' I certainly wouldn't be here."
:D

[Fera Festiva]

Is it too early in the thread to mention, "Do you work here?" :D

I dye my hair quite regularly, and there's always some genius who says, "Your hair's changed!" No shit, Sherlock.

[Zombi]

'Are you a goth?' with that stupid grin on their face. I don't mind people asking that question if they're genuinely interested, but when they do it be an idiot, I have this funny urge to smack them. Like so: :salmon:

[DGoddessChardonnay]

In my chem class, this one girl always seems to come up with a really stupid question every week. The sad part is, she is a chem major. The most memorable question was, "Can you drink that?" when the teacher was showing a precipitate reaction and the liquid was Copper(II)Nitrate. For those who don't know, Cu(NO3)2 is toxic. In stronger concentrations, it can burn the skin. If it can burn your skin, imagine what it will do to your insides. A nice hospital visit. I don't expect everyone to know that, but seriously, if you are going to major in chemistry, what in the world would make you think it's ok to drink the chemicals we use?

So yes, you can drink it. Just expect to have EXTREME stomach and throat pain.

OMG, Vinegar Boy has an older sister in college????????????????:runaway:

[dawntazz]

why is it you can wear a vest that is blue and says how may i help you and you still have people come up and ask you do you work here

[RavenStarr]

:why is it you can wear a vest that is blue and says how may i help you and you still have people come up and ask you do you work here

I see you finally get what "Do you work here means":p :

When she read fera festiva's post saying that do you work here , she looked at me and she was like: "I don't get it :confused: :headscratch: So I had to go and explain to her about people coming up to you when you're in uniform and asking if you work there.

It took her a few minutes but she finally got it;)

I'm now going to go write my last will and testement for I know she is going to kill me when she reads this.

[dawntazz]

i was standing in the store coughin and gagging (you know with a cold) buying what could only be described as cough medicine. when the salesperson looks at me and says"are you sick" i said nope just felt like losing a lung today. duh.

then she looks at what im holding and says "you do know that is cough medicine right"
oh my gosh i thought i was going nuts. i know everyone has their dumb moments but she was two for two.

i couldn't resist i said,"oh my really i thought i was getting eye drops." she didn't think it was funny.

i asked her if she was new or what she said she's been there for years i asked her how she ever made it that long. manager came up and said, "wouldn't your job be more fun if you could laugh at her all day"

true true but she don't help customers much

[Crazyredhead]

When you go to the emergency room the nurse will ask you if your in pain and what is it on a scale of 1-10.

Well when I had the cornea abrasion, my eye swelled shut and was red and my other eye was red and tearing really bad, not to mention I was crying also and in incredible pain.

The nurse looked at me and asked me if I was in pain, I just looked at her, and she looked at me, and asked me on a scale of 1-10. I told her to take a wild flying, ummmmm, guess. How the f^%* do you think I feel?!?

[Bella_Vixen]

"YOU ALMOST DRANK A BEAKER OF ACID!"

"I did? Boy, would my face have been red!"

"YOU'D HAVE BEEN DEAD!"



YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Simpsons!