WTH!!!

[Crazyredhead]

I went to WalMart, after I left the gym. I was still dressed in my gym clothes. I walked into the front door and got about half way when so yahoo came up and grabbed a full handfull of my ass and squeezed it. He then leaned into my ear and said "Surprise!"

He is the one that got the surprise, he surprised me so much that I elbowed him hard in the nose. BTW, I have a really sharp elbow.

When he realised it wasn't me, he tried to say, through his bloody nose "I'm sorry, I didn't realise I had the wrong woman."

He then said "Damn woman, I think you broke my nose."

I then said to him that he need to identify the ass before he grabs it, cause this will probably happen again.

When the police got there, all they could do was laugh when they heard the details. They wanted to know if I wanted to press charges, I told them no since nothing was damaged, except his nose and ego. They said that he will be fine, bruised, but fine. They got my phone number and let me go.

Everyone, including the employees, were giggling and laughing at him. I told my husband what happened and he got a good chuckle out of it. He was a little annoyed that someone out there had the audacity to grab my (his) ass.

He did put me through 1,000 questions, I think he wants to find this dude and have a nice little talk with him. I don't want him getting in trouble.

[Ryu]

hahaha
i think we've all done that, minus grabbing someones butt
ive been about to walk up to people thinking they were my mom or dad, not as much lately but when i was a kid it wasnt that uncommon haha

[friendofjimmyk]

Wow! Just....wow! Way to go on the elbow - I think that I would've caused some physical harm as well.

[Zombi]

Was there a satisfying 'crunch' involved? :devil:

[Rapscallion]

I've always made damned certain I know who I am dealing with before demanding they grab my...

What?

Rapscallion

[TNT]

Yeah, when I grab someone's ass, I like to be pretty certain I'm grabbing the right one. I'm funny that way... and also worried about a well-deserved elbow to the nose.

On a related note, I was in the mall a long time ago... I saw a woman in a store who I was certain was my long-lost pal. I walked in, spread my arms and said, "Liiiiiiiiiiiiisa!" She accepted the invitation for a hug and it was good... until she said, "I'm not Lisa, but nice to meet you."

And yet, even though I was technically the offended party, she made me buy her dinner.

[Seanette]

Yeah, when I grab someone's ass, I like to be pretty certain I'm grabbing the right one. I'm funny that way... and also worried about a well-deserved elbow to the nose.

On a related note, I was in the mall a long time ago... I saw a woman in a store who I was certain was my long-lost pal. I walked in, spread my arms and said, "Liiiiiiiiiiiiisa!" She accepted the invitation for a hug and it was good... until she said, "I'm not Lisa, but nice to meet you."

And yet, even though I was technically the offended party, she made me buy her dinner.
So, any more story to this? :angel:

[dawntazz]

lol ive done the door greeting thing at walmart.

oh nothing like a bunch of older men coming in and all they think is that door greeter means their ass is up for grabs.

had about 5 of them come in at same time i ended up having to have a manager come ask them to leave.

[RavenStarr]

Oh that is just too funny:lol: :roll: Well I know at the time it wasn't so funny. However if this guy grabbed your butt before realising you weren't who he thought you were, could you imagine the other stuff he has done or might do.

I mean if the woman he gets with had an identical twin sister, I could just see him going to bed with the twin sister by mistake.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Oh, man, this was almost me.

When I was in college, I dated this cute little tenor who was about my height. He was broad-shouldered and sturdy, with thick, brown collar-length curls. He always wore corderouy jeans and plaid cotton shirts.

I was in the canteen waiting for him after class one afternoon, and spotted him over at one of the other tables with his back to me. I snuck over there, planning to hug him from behind.

I was standing behind him, arms poised, when I caught sight of a face that was not his. I quickly backed off, and slunk off back to my table.

It was not only not him, but it wasn't even a him. It was a her.

She was even dressed the same, for crying out loud.

She would have kicked my ass. :o

[Cia]

My DH had his ass grabbed by his SIL who thought he was her husband.

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Friend of mine went up behind a woman and grabbed her breasts from behind. Not only was the woman not his girlfriend, but the other woman she was standing there with was her mother.

They turned around and stared at him, and the Mom goes "Do we KNOW you?"

We were having that "What was your most embarassing moment?" conversation. That's how come I know this.:lol:

[Zombi]

I must admit, I've never actually initiated contact until I knew damn sure who I was dealing with. It's weird how some people look like other people, though - I met a young lady at a meetup for one of the LJ comms once, and I could have sworn I knew her from somewhere, but couldn't place her. The funny thing was, she got the same feeling, but neither of us could figure it out, since we'd never met before in our lives. Freaky.
And my mum was telling me the other day, she saw a girl walking down the street that she could have sworn was me, except I'm on the other side of the world at the moment.

:beam:

[Rahmota]

Wow first rule of being a smart guy is confirm identity and permissions of arse you are grabbing before grabbing it. He should be grateful all he got out of it was a busted nose.

Zombi is being quoted as commenting:And my mum was telling me the other day, she saw a girl walking down the street that she could have sworn was me,
Well they say everyone has a double somewhere. Sad to say I am average enough looking that I get mistaken for other people rather frequently. Unfortunately never by anyone who is owing the person I supposedly am money. But then again at least neither is the person I am mistaken for owing them any money.

[Mighty Girl]

Friend of mine went up behind a woman and grabbed her breasts from behind. Not only was the woman not his girlfriend, but the other woman she was standing there with was her mother.

They turned around and stared at him, and the Mom goes "Do we KNOW you?"

We were having that "What was your most embarassing moment?" conversation. That's how come I know this.:lol:

:eek:

My own husband wouldn't get away with grabbing my breasts in public. A stranger? He'd need to get stiches.