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TNT
11-22-2006, 02:09 PM
Early this morning, there was a rather heated argument pretty much in my backyard. Apparently, it was two brothers... Phil and Johnny. I'd never seen them before, but they used each other's name with distressing frequency.

Someone -- not me -- called the police.

The police basically told the brothers to shut up, get over it and go home. The brothers agreed and the police left.

Phil said, "That was close, dude. I'm carrying a lot of drugs. Let's get out of here and get stoned."

Johnny was more interested in continuing the argument.

The cops in this town are usually pretty decent the first time around. But when they come back to a scene the second time, there's going to be trouble and they're going to win.

All of sudden, there were cops everywhere. "Don't you guys f*****g listen?" one of the cops said. To which Johnny replied, "Not to you m***********s." The words were barely out of his mouth before Johnny was up against a police car getting cuffed.

The police told Phil, the unlicensed pharmacist, to stay quiet and he'd be okay. What would you do in that circumstance? Trust me, you wouldn't have done what Phil did. He said, "Yeah, you guys think you're so tough, but you don't have enough balls to try to arrest me," and then, for effect, struck a menacing pose.

Appropriately enough, the female officer on the scene did the initial takedown... the other officers did the full wrist-ankle shackle thing.

I'm guessing that as Phil was being given a ride to the police station, two thoughts occurred to him. One, "I'm being taken to the police station." Two, "I'm carrying a lot of drugs."

Which had to lead to a third thought: "I'm one special kind of stupid."

Crosshair
11-22-2006, 02:32 PM
:lol: Yup, that is a special kind of stupid. Trust me, that was not from the drugs. That was all them.:lol:

XCashier
11-22-2006, 04:01 PM
:lol: Yup, that is a special kind of stupid. Trust me, that was not from the drugs. That was all them.:lol:
:lol: Oh, absolutely. But don't forget that moron + drugs = worse moron.

One wonders if their parents were siblings as well...!

Rahmota
11-22-2006, 04:49 PM
Wow. A real this is your brain on drugs moment there by Phil.

Did you get a video of that? That would be funny to see especially if the guy got took down by a much smaller female after trying to play big tough guy. Thats always the funniest.

I used to know a young lady who was about 4'9" or so and she was a black belt in karate or something but anyhow she could take one foot and standing flat on the floor with the other touch the wall above her head with her toes as well as throw a 6 foot tall jock type across the room like he was a rag doll. Phl shoulda just kept his mouth shut and left quietly.

sportsmom
11-22-2006, 06:09 PM
Hehe. The problem with that special kind of stupid is that they are too stupid to realize it.

As I usually put it--that is Stooopid with three O's.

Spiffy McMoron
11-22-2006, 08:01 PM
"I'm one special kind of stupid."

This reminds me of an episode of "To Serve and Protect"-basically a ripoff of COPS. The police pull over a car, and the two occupants are suspected drug dealers. The police officers get the two out of the car and find some drug paraphenilia on them. The cops then start looking around the car, and find drugs stashed all over the place in the car. Naturally, all the while, the two guys that were pulled over denied everything, and said that they weren't dealing, it wasn't theirs, etc.

Suddenly, one of the guys cell phones ring, and the cop answers it. It's some guy on the other end, and he wants some drugs! So teh cop pretends to be the dealer's buddy, directs to a meeting place, and then sends another cop car to the meeting place to pick up the buyer! :lol: As the cop is arresting the two for dealing drugs, there's another call on the cell phone! The guy on the other end wants to buy some drugs, so the cop does the same thing-tells the buyer where to go to, and sends a squad car out to meet him! Then as the cops are about to leave, the phone rings a third time-and, of course, the cop does the same thing! :lol: That was the funniest segement of TSAP I have ever seen.

Greenday
11-22-2006, 09:03 PM
Wow, Spiffy, setting up drug busts doesn't get much easier than that. Go to jail, go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200.

rvdammit
11-23-2006, 02:27 AM
Which had to lead to a third thought: "I'm one special kind of stupid."

Reminds me of one incident in one of the dash cam cop shows. Guy's been pulled over and asked for his license. Opens his wallet and hands over his stash instead.

ArenaBoy
11-23-2006, 05:37 AM
I remember seeing a guy at work smoking a joint when the police are about 20 feet away from him. :eek: A few months ago, my neighbor found a guy sleeping in his backyard, needless to say he called the cops and the guy was quite drunk. Made my morning entertaining. :lol:

Crazyredhead
11-23-2006, 01:58 PM
Appropriately enough, the female officer on the scene did the initial takedown...


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CherryB
11-23-2006, 07:38 PM
I could while away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head, I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain.


I'd unravel ev'ry riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain


With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln,
If you only had a brain.


Oh, I could tell you why
The ocean's near the shore,
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more.


I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain.
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain
:p :p

Spiffy McMoron
11-24-2006, 03:09 AM
Cherry, I don't really like poetry, but that was beautiful. Can I write my English essay on it? :p