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Red_Dazes
08-02-2009, 06:10 AM
... I was reminded of this one today when we were doing laundry...because I found a quick note I wrote to myself in my pocket.

So Thursday I was...as always.... trapped back in The Pit...also known as FR...also known as the 7th circle of hell only slightly better than the 8th which would be being stuck at a register....

Everything was going well...Then this lady comes back and uses the bathroom... She leaves and of course the door is open but the light is off.... and I smell something. Now it is not the usual DEATH smell I am used to after someone spends THAT much time in the bathroom... It is pleasant... but odd... I think... she probably just sprayed...

But I am a Curious monkey...so I venture into the abyss. What I saw I could only describe as Frosty the Snowman meets THE EXORCIST!

The smell was baby powder... and yall I don't know what the FUCK this lady was doing but it was EVERYWHERE.... I mean I had to SWEEP the ceiling! Walls, floor, counter, toilet ceiling.... It looked like a baby powder BOMB went off in there.


...completely ridiculous....

Thud-n-Blunder
08-02-2009, 03:54 PM
On the other hand, I'll bet your store's restroom was the talc of the town!

Anriana
08-02-2009, 03:58 PM
On the other hand, I'll bet your store's restroom was the talc of the town!

Ooh that was good.

Calud
08-02-2009, 04:45 PM
On the other hand, I'll bet your store's restroom was the talc of the town!

:roll::roll::roll:

Red_Dazes
08-02-2009, 06:02 PM
On the other hand, I'll bet your store's restroom was the talc of the town!

GAH! *hides from the puns* ^_^

Nohbody
08-03-2009, 11:51 AM
On the upside, considering it was a bathroom, there are far, far, far worse things to be splattered all over the place...

Though I bet afterward you were looking like Pigpen from "Peanuts", just with a white cloud instead of the dirt one.