Wish Corruption! (Game thread)

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! You don't have to wait until March. You have to wait until May!NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! CURSE YOU!!!! *shakes fist*

:pI wish I knew what was going to happen next on Supernatural.Well, you see, there's this mysterious supernatural... something going on. So the 2 brothers go check it out and then a bunch of stuff happens. THE END! :D

I wish I was tired, I really need to go to sleep. :blink:

[Plaidman]

I wish I was tired, I really need to go to sleep. :blink:

Granted. You sleep to Ocotober. You miss V.

I wish I was hungry so I would eat something.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But you are now NEVER SATISFIED! You eat and eat, turning into a blog monster, but are never full.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! But you are now NEVER SATISFIED! You eat and eat, turning into a blog monster, but are never full.Blog monster! LOL!!! :lol:

Is that anything like Harry Knowles? :rolleyes:I wish I wish I hadn't killed that fish.Granted... but now he's alive and swimming around in your belly, with this look on his face --> :wtf:

I wish I wasn't surrounded by crazy people! :help:

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You are alone and all your friends have abandoned you!

I wish my knitting was going better.

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! You are alone and all your friends have abandoned you!Which still leaves my family... and they're the crazy people I want away from me!!! :runaway:I wish my knitting was going better.GRANTED! In fact, it's going SO well, that you find yourself being abducted in the middle of the night and dragged off to a sweatshop in some third world country, where you'll be chained to a work station and forced to knit and knit and knit and knit, because Wal*Mart customers demand cheap sweaters for the winter months! They'll keep you there working away until you're so burnt out, you just keel over from sheer inability to knit even one more stitch. Have fun with that! :wave:

I wish I could spend Thanksgiving Day with the woman I love. :(

[Dave1982]

I wish I could spend Thanksgiving Day with the woman I love. :(

Granted! A helicopter will be dropping the two of you off on a deserted island for the day with no food. Have fun!

I wish I could walk on the moon.

[hinakiba777]

granted! But you ain't got no space suit!

I wish I had a date with Grimmjow!

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! A helicopter will be dropping the two of you off on a deserted island for the day with no food. Have fun!I'm sure we could find something else to do besides eat! :eyewaggle:I wish I could walk on the moon.Granted! Unfortunately, you forgot your space suit! Have a nice death! :wave:granted! But you ain't got no space suit!

I wish I had a date with Grimmjow!GAZUMPED! But I ain't changing my response, or my new question! :p

And we both gave him pretty much the exact same answer! FREAKY! *starts humming the theme to The Twilight Zone*

I wish there were more people active on CS during what is the middle of the night for me.

[hinakiba777]

NOT GRANTED AS MY WISH WAS NOT GRANTED! THIS CYCLE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL I GET MY DATE WITH GRIMMJOW!

[Jack T. Chance]

NOT GRANTED AS MY WISH WAS NOT GRANTED! THIS CYCLE WILL CONTINUE UNTIL I GET MY DATE WITH GRIMMJOW!What the bloody hell is a Grimmjow?!? :confused:

Okay, fine, you get your date with Grimmjow... then he reveals to you that he's actually a sparkly, whiny, emo "vampire"! :p

I wish there were more people active on CS during what is the middle of the night for me.

[Sarlon]

granted....except now your cured of staying up all night and are up all day and no one else is on.

I wish i wouldn't wake up with a headache each morning.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. Now when you wake up, your feet hurt.

I wish I had socks on.

[hinakiba777]

What the bloody hell is a Grimmjow?!? :confused:

This (http://ui20.gamespot.com/2451/grimmjow004_2.jpg) is Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez. He's an Arrancar. He is totally badass.

I wish I had socks on.

Granted! But they have holes in them and smell like bad cheese.

I wish I were a talented, famous author. (NOTE I SAID TALENTED)

[Sarlon]

granted, but you die alone, poor and starving...and THATS when you become famous.

I wish my cat wasn't so spastic

[Jack T. Chance]

I wish my cat wasn't so spasticGranted. You now have a spastic COLON! Have fun with that! :wave:

I wish I was a member of the Arashikage Ninja Clan... but not the Soft Master, or the Hard Master, and not one of the Red Ninjas, either. 'Cuz they all get killed. :p

[hinakiba777]

Granted. You now have a spastic COLON! Have fun with that! :wave:

I wish I was a member of the Arashikage Ninja Clan... but not the Soft Master, or the Hard Master, and not one of the Red Ninjas, either. 'Cuz they all get killed. :p

I don't know what that is so. GRANTED! But you reveal yourself to be an emo sparkly ninja! :P

I wish I had groceries in the fridge.

[Jack T. Chance]

I don't know what that is so.The Arashikage Ninja Clan (http://www.myuselessknowledge.com/joe/ninjas.html) is from G.I.*Joe: A Real American Hero. It is the clan that trained Snake-Eyes, Storm Shadow, Jinx, and Kamakura, amongst others. :cool:GRANTED! But you reveal yourself to be an emo sparkly ninja! :PGreat, now I have to commit seppuku (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seppuku)! :banghead:I wish I had groceries in the fridge.Granted! But I hope some of them are things you can eat cold, because now your stove, oven and microwave have all decided to stop working! :p

All I wish for is a little piece and quiet. :D

[hinakiba777]

GRANTED! YOU HAVE GONE DEAF!!!!

I wish I could meet a smart, cute, sweet guy who's into video games and anime. A guy who likes me and wouldn't pressure me. Who is not scared of my kinks, and is creative. Who likes me in a romantic sense. Who is alive, and real.

[Jack T. Chance]

GRANTED! YOU HAVE GONE DEAF!!!!

I wish I could meet a smart, cute, sweet guy who's into video games and anime. A guy who likes me and wouldn't pressure me. Who is not scared of my kinks, and is creative. Who likes me in a romantic sense. Who is alive, and real.Granted! But just after you've met him and you've fallen in love with each other, he sacrifices his life in order to save yours, as a final and lasting proof of his love for you. Aww, how tragically romantic.

I wish I could master the art of stealth, so that when I feel like disappearing, I COULD! :devil:

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But my true love doesn't see you as he'd falling to his death because you are so stealthy, so he lands on your and you DIE. SQUOOSH!!!!

I wish there were no butterflies or moths! NONE AT ALL!

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! But my true love doesn't see you as he'd falling to his death because you are so stealthy, so he lands on your and you DIE. SQUOOSH!!!!

I wish there were no butterflies or moths! NONE AT ALL!Granted. But without them to aid in pollination, lots of your favorite fruits and vegetables end up in short supply, so the prices skyrocket! D'OH!!! :p

I wish for a Black Friday where the customers are slightly less crazy than last year, i.e. no more poor retail wage slaves getting trampled to death by insane soccer moms out to buy the latest toy fad. :blink:

[hinakiba777]

GR..... Oh. It appears not even genie powers can grant THAT wish.

I wish my teeth wouldn't shift when I forget my retainer.

[Jack T. Chance]

GR..... Oh. It appears not even genie powers can grant THAT wish.

I wish my teeth wouldn't shift when I forget my retainer.Granted! Now they shift even when you REMEMBER your retainer! :D

I wish I could get a new job so I could get back onto a NORMAL sleep schedule. :blink:

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You now work 15 hours a day in a coal mine. This gives you half and hour before and after work to get ready and eat. A solid uninterrupted sleep from 11pm to 7am.

I wish I didn't get distracted so easily

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted!! ...what was I saying?... :headscratch:

I wish my car could take itself to get a new battery..

[Green_Fairy]

granted! but it turns out your car is a decepticon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decepticon) and it blows up your town

i wish for more hours next week at work

[Jack T. Chance]

granted! but it turns out your car is a decepticon (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decepticon) and it blows up your town

i wish for more hours next week at workGranted! You're now required to work mandatory overtime, so you'll be working open-close every day, 6 days in a row! Don't you just love your corporate overlords? :p

I wish I had the winning lottery ticket that still hasn't been turned in.

[hinakiba777]

GRANTED! But you find it the day after claiming for the ticket has ended.

I wish my arms didn't hurt.

[Jack T. Chance]

GRANTED! But you find it the day after claiming for the ticket has ended.

I wish my arms didn't hurt.Granted! But now you have a splitting headache! :devil:

I wish to wake up tomorrow morning to suddenly find myself with sufficient guitar-playing ability to be able to go out, start a metal band, get signed to a recording deal, and start living the life of a Guitar God! :super:

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. However, the network decided to cancel the show, therefore in theory you already know what happened in the last episode is now the end of the series.

I wish I had new eyeglasses that I can actually see out of . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. But there's nothing to see...:(

I wish the weekend wasn't almost over ..

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now we're stuck in a loop and the days got swirled around and now it's Satunday.

I wish I could run away from home . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. Now we're stuck in a loop and the days got swirled around and now it's Satunday.

I wish I could run away from home . . .

That means it's always the weekend! Sweet!

You can run away...50 feet down the road...you can either stay there or go back home.

I wish I may I wish I might.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You wish you might Kill Jack. AND YOU DO!

I wish I hadn't done that!


Granted! But now you have a splitting headache! :devil:

Yeah that HAPPENED! 22 hour quiet hours started for exams. So everyone was INSANELY loud until quiet hours started at 7pm. I got a bad headache.

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! You wish you might Kill Jack. AND YOU DO!

I wish I hadn't done that!*speaking from beyond the grave* What'd you go and do that for? I've often said women were gonna be the death of me, but that's just going too far! :rolleyes:Yeah that HAPPENED! 22 hour quiet hours started for exams. So everyone was INSANELY loud until quiet hours started at 7pm. I got a bad headache.Sounds like you need to invest in a good pair of active noise-canceling headphones. I recommend the Audio-Technica QuietPoint ATH-ANC7, they're basically Bose without the marketing campaign and overinflated price! I use mine all the time when I need to just shut out the outside world and enjoy my music in peace. :D

I wish I had invented the technology behind active noise-canceling headphones and was getting rich off of the patents! :devil:

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But the loud volume made you go deaf. Bummer.

I wish I had a Oscar Mayer weiner . . .

[Green_Fairy]

you have one...but it's rancid and really smelly

i wish i knew what to wish for

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! You know exactly what to wish for! But then some CSer comes along and screws it all up on you.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! You know exactly what to wish for! But then some CSer comes along and screws it all up on you.

I wish I could wish for more wishes.Granted! But then you waste them all wishing for a new puppy, when we have no puppies to give! :p

I wish I could single-handedly destroy every copy in existence of every Twilight novel and both Twilight movies! :devil:

[Dave1982]

Granted! But then you waste them all wishing for a new puppy, when we have no puppies to give! :p

I wish I could single-handedly destroy every copy in existence of every Twilight novel and both Twilight movies! :devil:

I grant you this ability, but before you go after Twilight, you will be required to do the same thing to anything and everything relating to South Park. :devil:

I wish my friends would stop getting caught up in bad relationships.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. They've all decided you're toxic and dumped you. No more friends! :D

I wish my waffles had more blueberries.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! now you have all blueberries and no waffles. and the blueberries are bad.

i wish people would realize that twilight's supposed to be cheesy...it's written for teenagers. and based off of the author's dreams.

[hinakiba777]

GRANTED! Everyone realizes Twilight is supposed to be Cheesy. EXCEPT JACK. And everyone tries to force it upon him. You have broken jack.

I wish I knew why i'm being so cruel to Jack lately. :confused:

[Jack T. Chance]

GRANTED! Everyone realizes Twilight is supposed to be Cheesy. EXCEPT JACK. And everyone tries to force it upon him. You have broken jack.

I wish I knew why i'm being so cruel to Jack lately. :confused:Because ALL women are cruel to me. It's apparently because I'm a nobody. I've done nothing noteworthy with my life, so somehow that means I don't deserve to be respected or loved by women. :blink:

Fucking Adolf Hitler was a ruthless dictator and a racist, genocidal bastard. MILLIONS of people were killed, systematically murdered in cold blood, on his direct orders. But HE had a girlfriend, a woman who loved him and was apparently with him right up until the end. So, the message the women of the world are sending to me is crystal clear: You can be a racist, totalitarian, genocidal asshole, but you better not even THINK about being a nobody. :blink:

Of course, in the case of Hitler's girlfriend, she was probably all like "you had me at 'I rule my own country', tee-hee!" :rolleyes:

So, umm... yeah, your wish is granted. Now you know why you're being so cruel to me. But good luck figuring out why you're so cruel to YOURSELF! ;)

I wish women would stop being so judgmental and superficial, and would just start making some fucking SENSE. :help:

[hinakiba777]

Granted! How ever, Logically you don't make an ideal mate, so you still get women ignoring you. Also, that girl who think you are cute was about to tell you so right before I granted this wish.

I wish the doctors would have found a reason for my illness.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! and the only cure is removing your spine and replacing it with an umbrella.

i wish i knew why jack keeps bringing up hitler's girlfriend...silly, don't you know that once you stop worrying about who your spending your life with, the universe will work everything out?

[Sarlon]

grantded!!!! its because he is hitler reborn and is longing for his girlfriend whos now like 90. (highlight to read...)

I wish my brownie bites hadn't fallen in the oven to resemble hockey pucks.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! they blew up your oven instead...

i wish people would turn off their windshield wipers when they get to the drive thru window so i stop getting splashed with rain water

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! except now they NEVER turn them on, crash into the store and sue you.

I wish dinner would be as good as it smelled.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! It smells terrible and tastes accordingly.

I wish I could remember what I wanted to tell my roommate.

[Green_Fairy]

granted. but now your roommate never comes home

i wish i knew what the hell i did to my foot to make it hurt so much

[Sarlon]

granted! you find out its gangreen!

I wish it would snow rather then rain.

[BookstoreEscapee]

granted. but now your roommate never comes home

Too late, I remembered and told her already :D


I wish it would snow rather then rain.

Granted! It's raining here!

Oh, wait, that screws things up for me, too... :-/

I wish I liked my job better...

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You love you job and can't imagine anything else. Oh, and you're fired!

I wish there was a cure for my illness beyond removing my spine and replacing it with an umbrella.

[Jack T. Chance]

I wish there was a cure for my illness beyond removing my spine and replacing it with an umbrella.There is, but it's even WORSE if you let yourself think about it! It involves cutting your brain out of your head, implanting cybernetic bits in it, and then sticking it in a fully prosthetic body! But hey, being fully cyberized isn't that bad, just ask Major Motoko Kusanagi (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Motoko_Kusanagi)! :D

I wish I could be fully cyberized. :yes:

[hinakiba777]

Granted but you are stuck in a Tachikoma!

I wish you well!

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted but you are stuck in a Tachikoma!Hey, those Tachikomas are pretty damn cool! :DI wish you well!Granted! I haz a well!!! :D

Too bad the well water is filthy and tastes nasty. :blink:

I wish only for piece and quiet... give me a piece and I'll be quiet! :devil:

[hinakiba777]

Granted! First the quiet. You are now Superman taking a vacation at the fortress of solitude. As for the piece, here is a piece of green kryptonite. ^-^

I wish you knew how I cared.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now nobody cares though . . .

I wish I could see into the future and know beforehand what will happen to me . . .

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you see what'll happen and you don't like. and you can't do jack-diddly about it.

i wish stuff with the thingy and the doodad...

[BookstoreEscapee]

Sorry, we're out of doodads. Will a doohickey do?

I wish to go to the Colbert Report.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But now it's no longer the Colbert Report because it was taken over by Mr. Garrison and now it's known as the Garrison/Hat Report

I wish I had a pound of steamed crablegs and melted butter to go with them . . .

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But only the legs are steamed. The crabs are still alive and in much pain. THEY SNIP YOU TO DEATH!

I wish my boat ride back home goes smoothly tomorrow. It's my first trip alone. *nods seriously*

[Jack T. Chance]

I wish my boat ride back home goes smoothly tomorrow. It's my first trip alone. *nods seriously*Granted. No corruption this time, you need to have a safe voyage. :)

I wish this winter storm hadn't started so early in the day. I wanted to go do a few things before the snow started. :(

[Green_Fairy]

granted. instead, it started late yesterday and you didn't do the stuff you needed then, either.

i wish i had fuzzy pants

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! unfortunaly fuzzy wuzzy wants them back....now...

I wish my feet would stop swelling.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! They're shrinking. Now you have little bitty Barbie feet.

I wish I was warm.

[Dave1982]

Granted. You ARE warm, in fact, you have 103° fever.

I wish for a new Operations Manager to replace Captain Jellico.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. You "affectionately" dub him Adolf.

I wish I was a fish.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You are now dead on my sushi dish!

I wish I hadn't woken up this morning in unbearable pain, leading to and ER visit, and the doctor telling me I can't travel for another three days.

Actually, I just WISH I WAS AT HOME!!! :cry::cry::cry:

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! You're home, snuggled in bed, with mommy/daddy waiting on you hand and foot. :) (You deserve that one.)

I wish my hair would dry in 5 seconds.

[dalesys]

Granted! Your hair was on fire, but it's all gone now.

I wish I had my Hagstrom 8-string bass back.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. You have a fish with wrapped in a map (http://www.hagstrommap.com/catalog/index.php) tied with 8 pieces of thread.

I wish the decorations would put themselves up.

[Green_Fairy]

granted. they put them selves up in the the highest part of your abode...and you can't get them down

i wish i hadn't eaten taco bell last night...

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You ate it last week. BUT YOU STILL HAVE FOOD POISONING!

I wish I could kidnap Xarl right now!

[trailerparkmedic]

Granted, but now the police want to ask you some questions.

I wish that I could magically pass my classes without studying.

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! except you didn't need ANY of those classes.

I wish i could win $100million dollars in US currency.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! That was the total of your parents' life insurance policy.

I wish for peace on earth.

[Sarlon]

granted you now have a large chunk of earth sitting in your living room....oh you meant ON earth...

I wish it would snowq again

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. Get me a hose, I can probably make it snow in my living room (brrr).

I wish I was warm.

[Green_Fairy]

is snowqs. i'm not sure what that means...but it isn't good

i wish i had his hat. it's neat!

[hinakiba777]

Granted Now he freeze without proper head covering.

I wish I had a gingerbread house.

[XCashier]

Granted, you have a massive gingerbread mansion straight out of Hansel and Gretel's dreams. Oh, and it's being invaded by ants. Millions and millions and millions of ants... :eek:

I wish I could think up some new wishes.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But now all you can think about is wishes. You don't remember how to cook, or tie your shoes, or where the bathroom is. All you know is wishes.

I wish packing was easier

[Sarlon]

granted! but you still can't get packed in time.

I wish i had more hours in the day.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! now today never ends and you have to stay at work for ever and ever.

i wish the pain goes away!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! It goes away on a dream vacation to somewhere you really, really want to go.

I wish my mouth didn't hurt...

[Green_Fairy]

granted! now you have no mouth. you must be fed through tubes. it's not a fun life.

i wish my sweater was magically finished.

[BookstoreEscapee]

granted! now you have no mouth. you must be fed through tubes. it's not a fun life.

i wish my sweater was magically finished.

Granted! Ron Weasley finished it with his broken wand. It has 3 sleeves and comes down to your knees, but only on one side.

[Green_Fairy]

lol that'd be awesome

i wish BE had made a wish...

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! I wish I had made a wish!

:ashamed:

[Green_Fairy]

:lol: granted! you made a wish but it came true in the most horrible way ever

i wish The Boy comes home soon so i can give him his early christmas gift

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But you lost whatever you wanted to give him

I wish for a good 2010. ^-^

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! 2010 BC rocked!! Next year...meh...

I wish my cards were finished.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But then they all spontaneously combust. Yay Christmas Ash!

I wish everyone would stop signing "Deck the Halls". That song is TRAUMATIZING!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. ...Feliz Navidad...Feliz Navidad...:whistle:

I wish I had a cookie.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! Here is your giant Killer Gingerbread man. HE WANTS TO EAT YOU!

I wish that damn "Deck the Halls" song had never been written.

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted! Here is your giant Killer Gingerbread man. HE WANTS TO EAT YOU!

I wish that damn "Deck the Halls" song had never been written.Granted! The entire world's history has now been rewritten, and the song in question has now been officially replaced by... "Wreck the Malls" by the Bob Rivers Comedy Corp (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UpvfMAmnhI)! :D

I wish I could spend Christmas with the woman I love. :(

[dalesys]

I wish that damn "Deck the Halls" song had never been written.

My niece Holly hates it too... "... with bowels of Holly ..."

I wish I could spend Christmas with the woman I love. :(
Granted! She's across the room with her new boyfriend.

(had that happen to me one Thanksgiving):cry:

Edit:
I wish Pepsi would stop whittling down the neck ridge on their 2 liter bottles.

[Sarlon]

granted! but now there is no top and by the time it get to the consumer its flat and almost empty.

I wish it felt more like christmas (not 60 degrees and raining...in the mountains)

[BookstoreEscapee]

granted! but now there is no top and by the time it get to the consumer its flat and almost empty.
I wouldn't mind the flat part...though I do prefer Coke if given a choice...

I wish it felt more like christmas (not 60 degrees and raining...in the mountains)
Granted! You now live in Jersey where it's 37 degrees!...and raining...

I wish I had a mixer to make this cream cheese truffle recipe...

[PepperElf]

granted: but it's a hand mixer from the 1800s

i wish i had more lights on my christmas tree ;)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! You have so many lights that they overheat and the tree catches fire and Joaquin Phoenix has to come save you.
(Sorry, just watched the end of Ladder 49.)

I wish I could make up my mind.

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! except you never had a mind in the first place...

I wish all my christmas cards had arrived BEFORE I left for my parents house :(

[BookstoreEscapee]

GRANTED! except you never had a mind in the first place...
Probably true...

I wish all my christmas cards had arrived BEFORE I left for my parents house :(

Granted! You only got one and it was from the dentist telling you it's time for your checkup! No one else loves you.

I wish my new phone was here.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! The battery isn't though.

I wish I could post on the Literary board. (just found out I can't)

[Green_Fairy]

you can! but you found that you can only post in german. and no one can read german...

i wish i had the motivation to do what i need to do today

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! But it all needed to be done yesterday.

I wish I had better judgment than to eat ice cream with chocolate chips when I have achy teeth.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you just don't have the judgment to abstain when you've eaten too much and now you're gonna have a tummy ache for a few days.

i wish everyone has a safe and happy holiday...

[hinakiba777]

Granted! I'm not messing with that one. ^-^

I wish I had more Vanilla Eggnog

[Dave1982]

Granted. *pours another 0.1 mL into hinakiba's glass*

I wish the phone call I was expected would come in.....

[ShadowTiger]

I wish the phone call I was expected would come in.....Granted. A giant anthropomorphic telephone with the voice of the caller you expected barges through your door. OOH YEEAAAAH.



I wish an exceptionally talented accountant who lives down the block from me would suddenly find that he has an intense desire to do this year's taxes for me.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! except he doesn't get them done in time and you end up owing a ton of money

i wish my upstair's neighbor's wii would break so it stops sounding like he's wresting an elephant when he's doing wii fit or whatever the hell he does that makes him stomp around so damned much

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! Now that his Wii is broken he's keeping in shape by doing 1000 jumping jacks every evening.

I wish my dinner would come to me.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! I live turkey runs into your apartment.

I wish this Christmas would be awesome for everyone.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! (no touchy with the happy like that!)

i wish my brother doesn't get upset that the scarf i knit him is only 4 feet long instead of the 6. i ran out of yarn...and then couldn't find any more.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. The length is fine...he hates the color.

I wish I was sleeping.

[Dave1982]

Granted. The length is fine...he hates the color.

I wish I was sleeping.

Granted....however, since you happen to be driving at the same time, I hope you remembered to buckle up....

I wish I had a refreshing beverage besides ice water....

[Caffienated_Caramel]

Granted....however, since you happen to be driving at the same time, I hope you remembered to buckle up....

I wish I had a refreshing beverage besides ice water....

Granted! But someone bumps into you and you spill it all over your pants!

I wish all of my debt was paid off.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! It gets transferred to all your friends and family who hate you now.

I wish my present from my brother will arrive here by Christmas.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. It arrives just in time...but it's in 3582 little pieces.

I wish my teeth didn't feel weird...

[Caffienated_Caramel]

Granted. It arrives just in time...but it's in 3582 little pieces.

I wish my teeth didn't feel weird...

Granted! But they fell out and now you must have dentures!

I wish I had a slice of french silk pie. yummy!

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! But they fell out and now you must have dentures!

I'm annoyed enough at the moment to wish I could... :(

I wish I had a slice of french silk pie. yummy!

Granted. It's made of actual silk fabric from France. Bon appetit!

I wish this week was over.

[Supermarket Slave Girl]

I'm annoyed enough at the moment to wish I could... :(



Granted. It's made of actual silk fabric from France. Bon appetit!

I wish this week was over.

Granted, but now the next will be even crappier.

I wish my mum would stop being such a nag.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now all the nagging has been taken over by your father. Sucks, I know.

I wish I weren't so stiff all over when I first get out of bed in the morning.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted, but now the next will be even crappier.

That's OK...I'm off most of the week so I can sleep through it all :)
I do have to get to work early on Monday, then drive out to PA for a funeral on Tuesday, so it'll start out crappy no matter what.


I wish I weren't so stiff all over when I first get out of bed in the morning.

Granted. You're so stiff you are unable to get out of bed at all.

I wish there were more Christmas cookies.

[Sunsetsky]

Granted. But all the cookies have an ingredient you are deathly allergic to.

I wish I had a car.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted...you get the same car my brother got for his 17th birthday: a Penny Racer (http://www.virtualtoychest.com/pennyracers/pennyracers.html)!

I wish I had a happier reason for going to see my friends on Tuesday.

[Jack T. Chance]

I wish I had a happier reason for going to see my friends on Tuesday.Granted! You're going to see them for a BABY SHOWER instead! Too bad their idea of a "baby shower" is to give you a shower with the sprinkler in the middle of winter! :devil:

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow. I want to sleep in. :sleep:

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But you hit your head and now you're unconscious.

I wish I could've found more ornaments I liked while I was out shopping earlier today to go with my pink tree . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. You found lots, but another customer came and stole them all from your cart.

I wish I could ruin someone's Christmas...

[Dave1982]

Granted. You found lots, but another customer came and stole them all from your cart.

I wish I could ruin someone's Christmas...

Granted....you've just ruined your own.

I wish for a date to go see Avatar.

[scorpionf]

Granted, but they talk all through the movie and you miss the best parts of the movie

I wish I had more time to read my books

[Dave1982]

Granted, but they talk all through the movie and you miss the best parts of the movie

I wish I had more time to read my books

Granted....but your only pair of irreplaceable eyeglasses falls and breaks just as you have the time. Bummer.

"There was time now!"

I wish I had more time to build my models.

[Sunsetsky]

Granted. But all your glue is gone.

I wish I could travel more.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. You win a free trip to Antarctica! You leave tomorrow. Pack some long underwear.

I wish my microwave didn't smell like day-old burnt popcorn (roomie...).

[Sarlon]

granted! it now smells like month old hot milk thats curlded.

I wish my cat would get along with my parents dogs.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. They get along so well you now have a litter of these (http://3.media.tumblr.com/IcfrvFPCGomoxzh6fj1mkzMPo1_400.gif) running around.

I wish I could beat this game...

[Princess-Snake]

Granted. It's now smashed into a million pieces after you beat it into the ground.

I wish I don't have to go to my blood test tomorrow.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. You had to go today...you missed it and they can't reschedule until March.

(When I was 18 I had my wisdom teeth out on New Years Eve. That was fun.)

I wish my neighbors weren't so loud lately.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! they're silent. like ninjas. omg your neighbors are ninjas! look out!:eek:

i wish the kids would go away! all 10 of them. there are so many kids...

[Sarlon]

granted except you just killed off the human race...wait....how ca...

I wish that my inventory was completely finished so I can go to the movies on sunday.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But the inventory ran longer than expected . . . it ended the next Sunday after the movie stopped showing at the theaters. Bummer.

I wish we didn't have a cold front coming to town. . .

[Sarlon]

granted...you just got our area the biggest drought that makes the dust bowl seem like a warm spring day.

I wish I could fall asleep everynight like I did last night (sleep soon as my head hit the pillow.)

[hinakiba777]

Granted, but you are finding it harder and harder to OPEN in your eyes in the morning.

I wish the kid's on my floor at residence would be more mature this coming semester and not too loud. However, I do not wish them to be as silent as the 22 hour quiet floor, because I have anxiety over it being too quiet. I just wish they would be responsible and respectful enough to keep the noise at an acceptable level and not run down the halls throwing pizza at each other and screaming. (yes they do this)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. They have become monks and spend all day practicing Gregorian chants...at an acceptable volume, of course.

-----
I wish I could fall asleep everynight like I did last night (sleep soon as my head hit the pillow.)

Granted, but you are finding it harder and harder to OPEN in your eyes in the morning.

I wish I didn't have both these problems at the same time...

[Sunsetsky]

Granted. You still fall asleep easily but every little thing wakes you up.

I wish the birds I'm watching would quit throwing their seeds at me.

[Dave1982]

Granted. You still fall asleep easily but every little thing wakes you up.

I wish the birds I'm watching would quit throwing their seeds at me.

Granted. They just flew away.

I wish the locks, windows, and parking brake on my car wouldn't insist on freezing up in every winter.

[Sarlon]

granted...now they just freeze up all year round!

I wish this snow wasn't so powdery so I could have a snowball fight!

[Lace Neil Singer]

It's now frozen solid, so those snowballs will hurt, a lot. O.o

I wish the snow would sod off.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. Now your house is covered in sod.

I wish I could find an iPod case that I like.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

You did, but the style was discontinued and no longer available.

I wish I didn't have to go to work tomorrow . . .

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You're fired.

I wish I could sleep better on the ferry from home to NFLD

[XCashier]

Granted. You slept so soundly that you fell off the ferry, and now you're sleeping with the fishes!

I wish I could get a better job, with health benefits and a good wage.

[Dave1982]

Granted! However, the company is failing, and lays you off the next day.

I wish my good angel hadn't been caught in a traffic jam yesterday. :p

[hinakiba777]

Granted! It was in a car accident. it will never be around again. Enjoy your devil only life.

I wish that all my unpacking and cleaning were done so I could just study and relax this weekend.

[Green_Fairy]

done! only someone else did all your unpacking and cleaning and now you can't find anything

i wish my highschool buddy that i just found out was stationed near me lived off base so i could actually go pester him.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. He's homeless and living on your porch.

I wish my oven cooked faster.

[Green_Fairy]

(lol i'd have no problem with that. The Boy on the other hand...)
Granted! now your oven cooks so fast, it burns everything you put in it

i wish they had fred meyers on the east coast

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! There are at least three guys named Fred Meyers in your state, according to Superpages.com. :D

I wish I had a magic wand.

[Gawdzillers]

Granted, but it has a mind of its own, transports you to Salem, Massachusetts in 1692, and you are burned for practicing witchcraft.

I wish the World Cup was on already.

[Dave1982]

It already is.....The World Cup of Poker finals started yesterday! You're missing it!!

I wish my friend would text me back already.....

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But your phone breaks before you can reply to them, so they think you hate them and your friendship ends.

I wish I could go out to one of the dance clubs here. No one ever takes me. :cry:

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! You have to go and dance alone.

Granted, but it has a mind of its own, transports you to Salem, Massachusetts in 1692, and you are burned for practicing witchcraft.
They didn't burn anyone in Salem (http://www.salemwitchtrials.com/faqs.html#burnedatstake). They were hanged (except Giles Corey, who was crushed to death). :D
(They did burn people in Europe.)

I wish my roommate would stop burning the popcorn in the microwave.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! Your Roommate Burns Popcorn in the shower!

I wish I had more money to take me through this semester.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But your printer/copier/scanner died the next day so you had nothing to make money with. Bummer

I wish I didn't have the hiccups . . .

[Sarlon]

granted! now you can't stop sneezing.

I wish these packages would mail themselves

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Now they're floating in outer space.

I wish I didn't have to deal with managers who avoid taking care of business . . .

[hinakiba777]

Granted you have to deal with Peons who never connect you with the manager.

I wish that I hadn't gotten in the snow ball fight on Saturday. It made me sick.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. You're not sick on Monday, but you had the snowball fight on Sunday so you'll be sick tomorrow . . .

I wish I wasn't so chilly . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. You are now chili...hot stuff!

I wish I was a better cook.

[Sarlon]

granted!!! you are now the world renowed chef....for earthworms! (funeral is sunday)

I wish my house was clean for my mom tomorrow.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But your Mom called and cancelled her visit

I wish my mom didn't drive me so batty . . .

[Jack T. Chance]

Granted. But your Mom called and cancelled her visit

I wish my mom didn't drive me so batty . . .Granted! She now drives you absolutely, ape-shit INSANE! :sorry:

I wish the customers I dealt with today weren't so stubborn about maintaining their unrealistically-low price expectations! :censored:

[Sarlon]

Granted. But your Mom called and cancelled her visit

How is this a BAD thing?!

I wish the customers I dealt with today weren't so stubborn about maintaining their unrealistically-low price expectations

granted!!! except now, they demand instead of expect.

I wish I could fall asleep tonight instead of at 4am.

[hinakiba777]

Granted. You're not sick on Monday, but you had the snowball fight on Sunday so you'll be sick tomorrow . . .

While I know you didn't actually do this to me. I'm MUCH sicker today then I was Monday. So I'm a little angry. Also, my ill brain tells me YOU DID DO THIS TO ME. But I'm crazy when I'm sick

I wish I could fall asleep tonight instead of at 4am.

Granted. You fall asleep at a decent time, but sleep past when your mommy should arrive. When you don't answer the door, she calls the police. A SWAT team will be bursting into your bedroom in 3....2....1...

[Sarlon]

since you never made a wish I get to do this!!! GRANTED!!! except what happens to me happens to you instead! :devil::devil:

I wish it would warm up into the double digits today....

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! It's 10 degrees.

I wish I had a puppy.

[Green_Fairy]

granted. s/he eats all your shoes

i wish i dream good dreams tonight

[hinakiba777]

Granted! But after tonight you will have nothing but the worst night terrors keeping you from ever sleeping again.

I wish my job interview tomorrow goes well

[PixelJockey]

granted, you will get the job, but the building will burn to the ground tomorrow night



I wish I had a beer...

[hinakiba777]

granted, you will get the job, but the building will burn to the ground tomorrow night

Goodness I hope that doesn't happen. The job is for the university, and it's inside the residence building. I live in residence.

I wish I had a beer...

Granted! It's warm and tastes vaguely of wet paper. THEN YOU DIE.

I wish my back wasn't hurting right now.

[XCashier]

Granted, but you've got a splitting migraine and the toothace from Hell.

I wish the wind would calm down.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! now there's no wind. ever. no more wind means no more seeds being spread and stuff...and the world dies

i wish my upstair's neighbors speakers break

[Jack T. Chance]

i wish my upstair's neighbors speakers break
Granted! They will break when your neighbor chucks them out the window just as you're walking by, causing them to break ON YOUR HEAD! :devil:

I wish life would stop giving me lemons. I'm getting really tired of making frakkin' lemonade. :-/

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. Life gives you limes instead.

I wish people who can't go the speed limit would get out of the way.

[Sarlon]

granted they now speed excessivly and cause accident's ALL the time which delays you more then them driving slowly did.

I wish I hadn't lost "the Game"

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you won...but the loser was sad and shot you in the face with a paintball gun

i wish The Boy wasn't so...so...boy sometimes.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! His Her surgery is scheduled for next week.

I wish I knew why my shoulder is hurting all of a sudden.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Your shoulder sent the pain to your knee and now it hurts to walk. Bummer.

I wish I could get rid of this headache . . .

[Plaidman]

Granted. But now you have somatalgia.

I wish I could drink cherry pepsi all day.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But you're going to be up all night peeing . . . take a pillow and a blanket and learn to sleep sitting on the john.

I wish these plants would water themselves so I don't have to . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. But they forget to turn off the faucet and flood the place.

I wish someone would bring me a banana split.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But the banana split for the Mexican border during transport . . . sorry.

I wish I had a pink Blackberry . . .

[Dave1982]

Granted. But the banana split for the Mexican border during transport . . . sorry.

I wish I had a pink Blackberry . . .

Granted! Here's some pink berries! They're yummy!

I wish for a slow, calm day at work tomorrow.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But you caught the flu the night before and are stuck at home in bed.

I wish I could figure out what I'm hungry for . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. But no one has any.

I wish I didn't have to go out in the rain.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! now it's hailing chunks of ice the size of baseballs.

i wish tomorrow doesn't suck like i think it will

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But instead of it sucking, it'll blow chunks at ya. Take an umbrella with you . . .

I wish my hair wasn't shedding . . .

[Green_Fairy]

granted! now you have hypertrichosis! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypertrichosis) hope you like cleaning drains...

i wish i had a little more than just enough money to cover bills this month

[hinakiba777]

Granted. You have just enough to pay the bills plus 2 whole pennies.

I wish the reorganization of my room was finished already. It's getting tiring.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But a couple of dogs came chasing a cat through your room and now everything's been turned upside down. Bummer.

Why can't I get enough Ice-T today?

[BookstoreEscapee]

Why can't I get enough Ice-T today?

Because you love the name Tracy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ice-T) for a boy.

I wish DGoddess was in the right game...:p

[hinakiba777]

Granted. She is now stuck forever in the wrong answers game. She will never get another right answer.

I wish I had the courage to talk to my friends brother.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. But he's afraid to talk to you.


I wish I hadn't done that to my hand. :(

[hinakiba777]

Granted. You chopped if off instead.

I wish I wasn't so shy when it comes to boys I like. And also, that I won't blurt stupid things in front of them.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I wish I wasn't so shy when it comes to boys I like. And also, that I won't blurt stupid things in front of them.

Me too...then again, I haven't met anyone in quite some time, so it's kind of a moot point...

Anyway...

Granted. You are so poised and come up with such intelligent things to say that they are all intimidated by you.

I wish I could meet a boy...(mid-30s-ish, decent-looking, nice guy, financially stable, please)

[hinakiba777]

Granted. But he has every STI known to man.

that people on my floor would be quiet during quiet hours

[dalesys]

Granted. The RCMP/GRC wants to know where you put them.

I want a Bunny-Wunny.

[Sarlon]

granted!!! but since the fabric of time and space can't handle it, it appears onyour door step, skined, and cooked.

I wish I had more energy

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you have so much energy, you have a heart attack

i wish i knew what to cook for dinner. i have chicken...

[BookstoreEscapee]

Roast Beast!!

I wish I liked fish...

[Jack T. Chance]

Roast Beast!!

I wish I liked fish...Granted! Enjoy your new career, working long, hard hours on a filthy, smelly fishing boat! :devil:

I wish my internet connection was more stable today (it's been up & down more times than the "Town Bicycle's" panties! :rolleyes: )

[Sarlon]

GRANTED!!! except you notice that now its down since it was being run on the town's bicycle's energy from...."dates".

I wish best buy hadn't screwed me out of my rewards.

[hinakiba777]

Granted. But you didn't earn any.

I wish that I could just take courses without anyone wondering what i'm doing.

[Green_Fairy]

granted! you now have a degree in general curiosity. good luck getting 6 figure job with that...

i wish i had a bicycle that was in good shape

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted. It's in perfect shape...but it's the old-fashioned kind with the one giant wheel and the one tiny wheel.

I wish I could find a case for my new iPod.

[hinakiba777]

Granted, but the way you have to open open it to change the songs causes you to damage the inside of the earphone jack, and you lose the ability to hear any sound in the right speaker no matter how many new sets of earphones you buy. (This happened to me with my first iPod)

I wish I could get to bed at better times.

[Sarlon]

GRANTED!!! you now fall asleep without notice at exactly 7pm.

I wish my dad wasn't having surgery next week :(

[ArcticChicken]

I wish my dad wasn't having surgery next week :(

Granted! He had it yesterday and no one told you.

I wish I had a job I didn't give serious thought to quitting every day before I went to work.

[Dave1982]

Granted! He had it yesterday and no one told you.

I wish I had a job I didn't give serious thought to quitting every day before I went to work.

Granted. Your personal life is now fraught with conflict and complicated issues, making work seem like heaven in comparison.

I wish I had some more soda.

[Sarlon]

granted!!! but its all flat and hot.

I wish my dishes would finish washing themselves.

[hinakiba777]

Granted, but they don't know how to put themselves away and end up crashing to the floor attempting it.

I wish I had more money for groceries and such.

[Sarlon]

granted!!! but your lovely roommate and her mother eat it ALL leaving you not even raman!

I wish I didn't feel like crap.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! You feel like slime!

I wish my room was clean.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted...the mess has been spread over the rest of the house.

I wish I could play with the puppies (http://www.ustream.tv/SFShiba).

[hinakiba777]

Granted, the puppies kill you. In case you were unaware, Shiba Inus kill things the way greyhounds run. It is what they are bred to do. Normally they only kill things smaller than themselves, but today we will make an exception.

I wish that today had gone better.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Your day instead went better by going out of town but it forgot to take you with it so you were left with the worse part of the deal. Bummer

I wish I didn't have sore muscles in my chest right now . . .

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted! Every other muscle is sore, but your chest is fine. :)

I wish I didn't get a headache right behind my eye every weekend. :cry:

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. It's moved to your lower back now . . .

I wish I could figure out a way to change the DVD in the player inside the tv without having to get off the bed . . .

[Green_Fairy]

granted! hope you like sweatin' to the oldies...

i wish stuff with the thingy

[hinakiba777]

GRANTED! I interpret that as you wish The Boy would dump you and marry a super Model name Fifi.

I wish I knew what would happen if my friend David lived close enough to date.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. Turns out Dave's date cancelled out on him and he had to go out stag.

I wish I might be able to have the energy to get up and feed Stan his other half can of wet food . . .

[hinakiba777]

(The granted for my wish confused me)

Granted! You have enough energy, but you end up pouring the rest of the can accidently on your new jeans. They are ruined.

I wish I was on a better sleep schedule

[Sarlon]

GRANTED!!! you now sleep 23 hours a day.

I wish my house would clean itself.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! It notes you and Tuxy are the cause of the messes and kicks you out.

I wish I could start playing my game tonight

[Sarlon]

GRANTED!!! except you now play nothing but that game, and fail college!

I wish I will pass my test for my job tomorrow.

[Food Lady]

GRANTED!!! except you now play nothing but that game, and fail college! I wish I will pass my test for my job tomorrow. Granted. You got the job and you start digging ditches tomorrow.
I wish I would listen to my intuition and follow it.

[hinakiba777]

Granted! Your intuition tell you to dive off that bridge. You follow it.

I wish I was a better person.

[Dave1982]

Granted! Your intuition tell you to dive off that bridge. You follow it.

I wish I was a better person.

Granted. Now everyone tells you you're too good for them and won't date you.

I wish I had been there when Captain Jellico was fired.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Granted. But you were fired instead of Captain Jellico . . .bummer, Dude.:(

I wish the electrical outlets in the living room didn't blow out today . . .

[hinakiba777]

Granted! They blew out last week and have yet to be fixed.

I wish I slept better at night.

[Sarlon]

granted! except now you sleep ALL day and night!

I wish it would snow for my friend's visit since hes NEVER seen snow before. (go ahead and make it so he can't leave here...thats not a bad thing :devil:)

[XCashier]

Granted, but you barely get a dusting and he leaves in disappointment.

I wish I were a multimillionaire.

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! except someone in the world just set off a MASSIVE eltrcomagnectic pulse over the US that targets bank accounts more then $500,000.

I wish my house was clean for my date on valentines day!

[XCashier]

Granted. Burglars break in and completely clean out your house.

I wish I had my new eyeglasses.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Granted, but your new eyes are on backorder.

I wish for world peace.

[Sarlon]

GRANTED! the world blows up! wait...peace not pieces....oops

I wish that my date hadn't canceled on Valentines day.

[hinakiba777]

Granted. You don't cancel, they stand you up.

I wish I knew what this human emotion love was.