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12-01-2006, 09:49 PM
Thought of the day from Maxine's sister!
What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.
12-01-2006, 09:53 PM
Oh man, that is just so wrong! :spew:
Who's the idiot mod who approved this one? Oh right... it was me. :p
I normally put my jokes in their own thread, but I think this one relates to yours.
What is the definition of "conceited?"
A mosquito, floating down the river, on his back, with an erection, yelling, "Raise the drawbridge!"
12-01-2006, 09:57 PM
That was friggin hillarious!!!
Yeah, I had to do some reading and decided not to post quite a few because of their naughty content.
What can I say? I'm a woman that loves the dirty jokes!!
Phoenix - more jokes to come on Monday!!
12-01-2006, 10:20 PM
One more for the man-embarrassing jokes!
An elephant and a naked man are talking to each other.
The elephant says, "Sure it's cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"
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