Maxine's Sister

[Phoenix79]

Thought of the day from Maxine's sister!

What is a man's Ultimate embarrassment?

Answer:
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose.

[MadMike]

Oh man, that is just so wrong! :spew:

Who's the idiot mod who approved this one? Oh right... it was me. :p


I normally put my jokes in their own thread, but I think this one relates to yours.

What is the definition of "conceited?"

A mosquito, floating down the river, on his back, with an erection, yelling, "Raise the drawbridge!"

[Phoenix79]

That was friggin hillarious!!!

Yeah, I had to do some reading and decided not to post quite a few because of their naughty content.

What can I say? I'm a woman that loves the dirty jokes!!

Phoenix - more jokes to come on Monday!!

[Spiffy McMoron]

One more for the man-embarrassing jokes!

An elephant and a naked man are talking to each other.

The elephant says, "Sure it's cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"