draggar
11-12-2009, 07:11 PM
Normally when you hear of a celebrity saying "don't you know who I am" they are either expecting to get something for free, they're expecting to get away with something, or just generally on a major ego trip. Well, here's one that's actually funny.
The setting: A small Irish pub. The pub's policy states that anyone who wants to use a credit card has to show ID - no exceptions.
Waitress walks up to celebrity
"I will need to see some identification if you wish to use your credit card"
Celeb: Really? Don't you know who I am??
Waitress: Unfortunately, no.
Next, the celeb gets a huge smile on their face, jumps out of their chair, gives the waitress a hug and a kiss on the cheek and says:
"That is why I love coming here! No one knows who I am!"
Anyone want to take a guess at who the celeb is?
They've been on the radio here a bit and are always a very cool person - willing to spend the entire show with the staff and doesn't mind playing their games (like "Are you famous enough to get free breakfast").
The setting: A small Irish pub. The pub's policy states that anyone who wants to use a credit card has to show ID - no exceptions.
Waitress walks up to celebrity
"I will need to see some identification if you wish to use your credit card"
Celeb: Really? Don't you know who I am??
Waitress: Unfortunately, no.
Next, the celeb gets a huge smile on their face, jumps out of their chair, gives the waitress a hug and a kiss on the cheek and says:
"That is why I love coming here! No one knows who I am!"
Anyone want to take a guess at who the celeb is?
They've been on the radio here a bit and are always a very cool person - willing to spend the entire show with the staff and doesn't mind playing their games (like "Are you famous enough to get free breakfast").