Forum game: Google vs. Yahoo

[Gawdzillers]

If you read MLIA often, you know what this is about.

Simply open both search engines, and type the beginning of a question into both (don't click "search"), and see what each one gives you in the drop-down list of frequently asked questions. Post funny results.

Google usually wins.

Example:
"Why won't"

Yahoo: "Why won't my car start?"
Google: "Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea?"

[Greenday]

"How can I..."

Yahoo "...fall lyrics"
Google "...make my hair grow faster"

Darn, it used to be for google "...get the popular guy to get me pregnant"

"Why do...'

Yahoo "cats knead paws"
Google "...men have nipples?

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Question: What is the...

Yahoo--What is the Internet
Google--What is the public option

Meh.

[Jester]

Where would I find...

yahoo: "a crossfader"
google: "a vampire"

Google wins the night!

What the hell....

yahoo: "are you waiting for"
google: "is twitter"

Yahoo wins anxiously!

Just what do you...

yahoo: "think you're doing"
google: "think you're doing dave"

Google wins! (But Dave's not here.)

How do I...

yahoo: "breathe lyrics"
google: "know if I'm pregnant"

Google wins expectantly!

When...

yahoo: "not to tip"
google: "will I die"

Google wins over those cheap bastards at yahoo!

[Spiffy McMoron]

Should I...

Google:
...shave my pubic hair?
...call him?

(A tie. They both made me laugh.)

Yahoo:
...stay or should I go?
...divorce?

(They're asking the same thing, really)

[SG15Z]

What the....

Yahoo: what the bleep do we know?
Google: what the font

Hm interesting....

[the toy guy]

Why is...

Google:
... there a dead pakistani on my couch?

Yahoo:
... Friday the 13th considered unlucky?

Google wins.

[Lace Neil Singer]

Can I...

Google - has cheeseburger
Yahoo - get broadband

Google wins!

Wonder who...

Google - don't think twice
Yahoo - paints the sky so blue

Yahoo wins!

If she...

Google - smokes she pokes
Yahoo - knew lyrics

Google wins!

[Broomjockey]

As a note of interest, Yahoo isn't really yahoo any more. For the search engine, they made a deal with microsoft and it's now using Bing's results. So it's really Google vs. Bing.

[Nurian]

Can you...
YAHOO: ...feel the love tonight

GOOGLE: ...get pregnant on your period.

Two searches that may or may not run together ;)

[Chazzie]

Why can't...

Yahoo: why can't i lyrics
Google: Why Can't I Own a Canadian?

ilu google.

[trailerparkmedic]

*Search Engine* won't

Yahoo: yahoo won't load
Google: google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris he finds you


How To Tell

Yahoo: how to tell if your child is gifted
Google: how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you



Ok, so my friend told me about the first one last week, but it still makes me laugh :)

[Lace Neil Singer]

Ever took...

Google - a punch in the ribcage sonny?
Yahoo - last photo I ever took

Google wins.

[hinakiba777]

How do I
Google= How do I get rid of fruit flies
Yahoo=How do I delete my yahoo account

Not very funny

Where is
Google= Where is Chuck Norris?
Yahoo= Where is Santa?

These two totally make up for the lack of funny before.

Who are
Google= Who are you?
Yahoo = Who are the Illumenati?

Yahoo wins for mystery

Why don't you
Google= Why don't you get a job
Yahoo= Why don't you love me?

Where in the world is
Google= ...Carmen Sandiego
yahoo=...Dubai

I like the first one best ^.^

[BookstoreEscapee]

Who's the best...

G: rapper alive?
Y: rapper?

Well, that was pointless...:p

[hinakiba777]

Where am

Google= Where amazing things happen
Yahoo= Where am I going?

Yahoo wins

[JustaCashier]

Does Google....

Google:...voice use minutes
Yahoo:.....how does Google make money


Does Yahoo......

Yahoo:....how does Yahoo make money
Google:...support imap

So, in conclusion, apparently Yahoo has a money fixation, and Google is more tech inclined. :p

Mike

[Jester]

Get the hell...

Google: Get the hell out of the way of the volcano.
Yahoo: You can't get the hell out of Texas.

Shockingly, yahoo wins. I'm stunned, as I had money on the volcano.

First down and...

Google: First down and stassney
Yahoo: First down and a lifetime to go

Google wins for pure randomness.

Stop that...

Google: Stop that booty here we come
Yahoo: Stop that sandwich

PUSH!

Yahoo is...

Google: Yahoo is shutting down on november 17th
Yahoo: Yahoo is evil

Apparently neither one is impressed by yahoo. Win to Yahoo for both honesty and not making late promises.

Google is...

Google: Google is going to take over the world
Yahoo: Google is better than Yahoo

Apparently both ARE impressed by Google. Win to Google for looking at the bigger picture.

[JustaCashier]

Where's the.....

Google: math
Yahoo: beef

Yahoo wins, b/c a Wendy's Triple, everything minus cheese, is a damn sight tastier than algebra! :lol:


Is that.....

Google: all there is
Yahoo: who the f is that

In honor of Peggy Lee, Google wins that one. :p

Mike

[Bramble]

Where does

Google: where does miley cyrus live(stalker much?)

Yahoo: where does the vice president live(so many stalker ones)


Why doesn't

Yahoo: Why doesn't he call

Google: Why doesn't hello kitty have a mouth?

Google wins for teh awesomeness.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Here goes nothing . . . . or not . . . .

"If I wanna"

Google: If I wanna relax with nature dissidia

Yahoo: If I wanna take a guy home with me tonight

Both sound like pretty much the same thing to me . . . :headscratch:

[Cazzi]

ok...
"I am.."

Yahoo: Activity
Google: Bored
As i did it in that order, I think google came up with a good one there ;)

"Shall I.."

Yahoo: Get to Blighty
Google: Compare thee to a summer day

Poetic ;)

"Will it"

Yahoo: snow
Google: rain today

Yahoo wins that one.... we've got inches outside & its still coming down!

[CaroPhoenix]

Why should:

Yahoo: Why should we hire you
Google: Why should we hire you

Hmmm .... are they really looking for new employees?

I am:

Yahoo: I am legend
Google: I am bored

I prefer Yahoo - I am a legend! :p

[Cazzi]

I am:

Yahoo: I am legend
Google: I am bored

I prefer Yahoo - I am a legend! :p

That's me fallen out with Yahoo now... you're a Legend, I got activity :cry:

[Ghel]

Who is...

G: Lady Gaga
Y: isn't getting a tax rebate

But I actually liked Google's third response the best: my doppelganger.

Why did...

Y: I get married
G: I get married too

Can he [space]...

Y: score
G: score too

Can he[no space]...

Y: foods that can help you sleep
G: can herpes be cured

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Why does my...

Yahoo--Why does my computer freeze?
Google--Why does my belly button smell?

I think Google wins this one going away.

[CaroPhoenix]

That's me fallen out with Yahoo now... you're a Legend, I got activity :cry:

Yahoo told you that you're an activity?

OoO!

What kind of activity? ;)

Sorry about that ... you can be a Legend with me, if you'd like. :D

[Cazzi]

Yahoo told you that you're an activity?

The most boring kind knowing my luck :cry:

you can be a Legend with me, if you'd like. :D

YAY!! :lol:

[fireheart]

OK, since I can't get to sleep...here are the ones I did. Took me a while to physically get onto the US Yahoo website, since I believe that gives a better clarity. :p

Are there....

Google: aliens.
Yahoo: aliens

Are the:

Google: shops open on Australia Day? (:doh:)
Yahoo: Nothing.

I am...

Google: Bored.
Yahoo: legend.

Who are...

Google: The kardashians?
Yahoo: you

What does it feel like...

Google: To be fingered. (:wtf:)
Yahoo: To die.

[Spiffy McMoron]

How do I keep...

Google: my cat away from the Christmas tree?

Yahoo: cats out of my garden?

It seems cats aren't as popular as the internet had led me to believe.

[Lindsey]

I lost my...

Yahoo: social security card
Google: virginity to my brother

:eek:

.. I'm gonna have to say Google wins this one.

[DGoddessChardonnay]

How Can I find my . . .

Yahoo: IP address?
Google: my w2 form online?

Either one makes sense to me. :shrug:

[fireheart]

At the suggestion of Broom who is stating that it's Google vs. Bing, I'll do the results straight from Bing.

Where Is...

Google: Directions
Bing: My refund

Bing makes more sense.

Who are...

Google: you lyrics
Bing: stanley and fiona druckenmiller

Google wins for the rock reference!

Why are we...

Google: here
Bing: here

Tie for the Monty Python reference.

Why are...

Google; Australians so stupid
Bing: Brookes and Dunn breaking up

Google makes more sense.

How can

Google: she slap
Bing: you tell if a guy likes you

Bing wins on this one.

[Nashida]

Is my:

Google: life as Liz real?
Yahoo: how much is my house worth?

Tough call. I hope Google's right (name is Liz)

[Darkforge]

Whose:

Bing: Wedding is it anyway?
Google: Catchphrase is "I could crush a grape"?

google wins