Breakfast, hold the hummus...

[Doc Rocknocker]

Well, go for breakfast in the Middle East and you have no idea of what’s going to happen…

Waitress: Gut morny, canny hep Jew?
Me: I'm sorry?
W: Eye sed gut morny. Jewish to odor sunteen?
M: <Eyes wide> Umm, yes. I'd like some <turkey> bacon and eggs.
W: Ow July then?
M: What?
W: Aches! Ow July then? Pry, boy, pooch...?
M: Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry. Scrambled, please.
W: Ow July thee baycombe? Crease?
M: Crisp will be fine.
W: Okay. An Santos?
M: What?
W: Santos. July santos?
M: Umm...I don't know...I don't think so.
W: No? Judo one toes?
M: Look, I feel really bad about this, but I just don't know what 'judo-one-toes' means. I'm sorry.
W: Toes! Toes! Why Jew Don Juan toes? Ow bow eenglish mopping we bother?
M: English muffin! I've got it! Toast! You were saying toast! Fine, an English muffin will be fine.
W: We bother?
M: No, just put the bother on the side.
W: Wad?
M: I'm sorry. I meant butter. Butter on the side.
W: Copy?
M: I feel terrible about this, but...
W: Copy? Copy, tee, mill...
M: Coffee! Yes, coffee please. That's all.
W: Won minnie. Lesse, Jew wan: strangle aches, crease baycombe, tossy eenglish mopping we bother honey sigh and copy. Rye?
M: Whatever you say.
W: OK. Tenjewberrymud. Beefu minnets, K?
M: <bewildered> You're welcome...

[Ryu]

hahahahahaha
what were sigh and copy?

[AFpheonix]

copy=coffee
we bother honey sigh = with butter on the side

[thegiraffe]

hahaha - I saw the title of the thread and it made me think of something TOTALLY different.

At the...request of my roommates, I'm no longer allowed to have hummus. It's at least forbidden while I'm here at school (a week and a half longer!). Various gastrointestinal things go a rumblin, and I'm sure y'all can figure out the rest lol :wave:

And back on topic - that's quite amusing. Good for him for his patience, and good for you for helping him along.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Butt frog!

:D :roll:

[thegiraffe]

you say that too? We used to yell that when my dad would....croak at the dinner table lol.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

No, I don't say that too.

I just remembered that from another thread because I thought it was funny.

[Barefootgirl]

Ah yes, the old ones are the best...

http://www.davidpbrown.co.uk/jokes/tendjewberrymud.html

When you re-post material from elsewhere on the net, could you make sure its credited to source? Mucho gracias.

[Rapscallion]

Moved to the Jokes forum.

Rapscallion