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Jester
12-07-2009, 04:33 AM
So, while doing the thread about odd places to sleep, my mind naturally wandered to the sleazier part of town. So, my sick and perverted freaks and deviants, without giving the grisly details (unless necessary to indicate the setting and/or location), tell us....where are some of the odd and non-standard places you have done the nasty, other than beds, couches, and cars? (Unless, of course, something was odd about one of those.)
One time I was discussing this very thing on the phone with a female friend. The next day, I was discussing it again with one of our mutual female friends, though we were more talking about where would be odd, rather than where we had done it. Out of the blue, she said, "Well, I think it would be pretty strange to do it in a tree." It was one of the few times in my life I have been completely speechless. Because, you know, she was right. And one day, a few years ago, I actually met someone who claimed they HAD done it in a tree. Me, I am agile, but that is a bit too gymnastic for me!
My list:
On the hood of my girlfriend's car out in the desert.
In or around many pools and hot tubs.
In many showers.
On a boat. Not MY boat.
On my balcony.
On the balcony of a hotel at which neither of us were a guest. Oh, wait....make that two hotel balconies. Again, not guests at either one.
On a hotel balcony where she was a guest, but not in her room. That was not the odd part....the odd part was the balcony directly overlooked a major street here in Key West, as well as the convenience store across the street, and had anyone actually looked up, they would have seen us quite clearly.
In her bed.....while her roommate slept in the bed just a few feet away from her bed.
On her living room floor, during a hurricane....in front of another guy. He was not involved, but he was also not asleep.
And probably the strangest ever for me: off to the edge of a lit up soccer field at night, but in the shadows where we were not visible, while an organized kids' soccer game was going on. :whistle:
So....who's next?
AdminAssistant
12-07-2009, 05:24 AM
Well, as I said in the other thread, backseat of a car in a crowded mall parking lot on a Friday night. *ahem*
On the hood and trunk of a car, out in the middle of nowhere.
In a lake.
On the bathroom sink.
In the shower.
In my sister's shower.
RecoveringKinkoid
12-07-2009, 05:35 AM
It would have to be probably be on the ground outside the bedroom window.
I should probably state that we started inside the actual bedroom.
Taboo
12-07-2009, 05:38 AM
On a military base in an area I wasn't supposed to have access to as a civilian.
Beckpatton
12-07-2009, 08:16 AM
hmmm...
-In the barracks of the British Army in London- I am neither British, nor in the army.
-Next to the steps of a local church in New Orleans, at night, under lights.. God forgive me!
- in a peep show booth meant for one person, very cosy!
- on the beach
- in an alleyway, on cobblestones...
- on the kitchen bench
- on the kitchen stove
- in the bathroom
and I think this slutty gal has said enough...
hinakiba777
12-07-2009, 08:38 AM
I'm still a member of the V club, but I just can't resist mentioning
My friends had sex on the roof of the university overlooking the quad. I think it was during a concert.
Fire_on_High
12-07-2009, 12:22 PM
In the middle of an EQ raid! our GL was taking so long to get started I just grabbed hubby and decided to "kill some time".
...for the perpetually curious, yes we were DONE before the slowpoke was ready.
:devil:
bookworm
12-07-2009, 01:08 PM
On the hood of a truck, in the middle of a neighborhood.
In a minimum security prison yard.
In a john boat in the middle of the lake.
Kittish
12-07-2009, 03:36 PM
In the back seat of a car while it's being driven down the highway. Technically, though, it wasn't me. I was the one driving the car. Let me just say that energetic sex does weird things to steering. And the guy who hung just behind me in the other lane the whole time seemed to enjoy the show as well.
Becks
12-07-2009, 05:10 PM
I can't say. My sister is on this site!
Kheldarson
12-07-2009, 05:29 PM
I'm in the V club too, but when I was in high school a couple of students got suspended for getting caught having sex in the bathrooms for the third time...
CaroPhoenix
12-07-2009, 06:44 PM
My in-laws's dining room table.
Peppergirl
12-07-2009, 07:30 PM
I'm only going to post one.
On top of an air conditioner condenser, outside a wedding reception. Attendance of approximately 300 or so.
And no, it was not the groom or anything unseemly like that. It was my date.
(Yeah, as if the act itself wasn't unseemly enough :lol:)
Supermarket Slave Girl
12-07-2009, 10:44 PM
Let's see, On the beach during schoolies week
In a hotel pool (it was my honeymoon)
Dining room table
Bathroom
Greenday
12-07-2009, 11:15 PM
Shower, closet, kitchen counter...most places in my apartment.
Places I'm Still Aiming For:
Roof of the Chemistry Building
A Study room in the Library on one of the upper floors
calulu
12-07-2009, 11:20 PM
New Orleans/South Louisiana
On top of a tomb in the old Saint Louis I cemetery
On the beautifully manicured lawn of a manse off St Charles Ave
By the side of a bayou
Backstage at the Super Dome.
and a lot of other places I've since forgotten.
Other places...
Train in East Germany
Train in USSR
The woods in West Germany
draggar
12-07-2009, 11:28 PM
Front lawn of my ex's house - while her parents were home.
On the Hampton Beach during fireworks (not just the ones between my ex and I), not far from the seashell
Out on the rocks at Rye Beach (northern New England has some rocky shores)
With the wife:
In the back seat of my wife's car at a Denny's (we went in for dinner afterwards).
Victoria's Secret changing room.
Her parent's (furnished) basement - while they were home.
pitmonkey
12-07-2009, 11:33 PM
My mom's living room floor, with her in the kitchen doing dishes. Very small house, 800 sq ft.
fireheart
12-07-2009, 11:57 PM
Let's see, On the beach during schoolies week
Quick explanation for the non-Aussie folk.
Schoolies week is a week-or weekend-that occurs around exam time for year 12 students. Basically it's celebrating the end of their education, and generally is an excuse to get drunk, party like mad, do the horizontal salsa and make new friends.
Some states in Australia run organisations for this event, so that students don't get too drunk and make asses of themselves in the town. Generally speaking, I know that SA Year 12's hit Victor Harbour (a coastal town) and that others will go to the Gold Coast (another town in Queensland)
When my hubby and I bought our new house, we decided to "christen" every room of the house.
Hanging out the side of the car while stopped on a deserted road (there were two moons out that night).
In a lake, near a public beach (though we were the only ones there at the time).
I mentioned the thread to my hubby, and he said "on the hood of a car, in a field, on the Fourth of July, with fireworks going off overhead." I said, "hey, that wasn't me!"
cinema guy
12-08-2009, 01:00 AM
My folk's couch/living room floor.
BookstoreEscapee
12-08-2009, 01:03 AM
God, I'm boring...:rolleyes:
Green_Fairy
12-08-2009, 01:24 AM
elementary school playground. it was night, so no one was there.
bed of a truck in a campground next to this dam (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swan_Falls_Dam)
in a tent next to said damn, only this time there were people in other tents not 10 feet away, including The Boy's mom, sister, daughter, and cousins
random spots between idaho and virginia (not while driving...he wouldn't let me do that)
...*le sigh* i'm kinda glad i've "settled down"
Shards
12-08-2009, 01:36 AM
V club card holder myself, but as far as the things leading up to the act, I once did in the middle of a public park, in the main clearing, during a lightning storm, and I kid you not, lightning struck within 100 feet of us while this was happening. That was a good night.
ETA: Also, a movie theater when we were litterally the only two people watching that screening of that movie.
AccountingDrone
12-08-2009, 02:11 AM
roof of the para loft on the amphib base in virginia beach
in the para loft on the amphib base in virginia beach
in the ops room, admin building for seal team 2 on the amphib base in virginia beach
on a submarine underway during a dependants cruise
mile high club, military edition fixed wing aircraft
mile high club, civillian edition fixed wing aircraft
I likes me a guy in uniform :roll:
Supermarket Slave Girl
12-08-2009, 02:12 AM
I have very fond memories of schoolies week, 50,000 people decended on the Gold Coast where it took half an hour to get from maccas to the BK across cavill mall, on a normal day it would take about 20 seconds, there was that many people there.
So it was Surfers Paradise beach that we ahem :whistle: I'm sure heaps of people walked past us
Green_Fairy
12-08-2009, 02:19 AM
roof of the para loft on the amphib base in virginia beach
in the para loft on the amphib base in virginia beach
in the ops room, admin building for seal team 2 on the amphib base in virginia beach
see, The Boy won't agree to having any fun on said base...makes me sad :lol:
McGoddess09
12-08-2009, 03:05 AM
- in a car in the middle of a construction area
-in the shower multiple times
-living room of my mom's house
-living room of then boyfriend's house
-outside my mom's house in the dark
-in the car outside a friend's house during a party
- in the guest bedroom at Tattoo's best friend's house while his best friend was sleeping in the next room and had no idea that I was there
-on a futon
-on an air mattress
-a threesome on a pull out couch
-fooled around in a crowded move theater
-fooled around in a car while driving on busy roads multiple times
-fooled around on a couch with people sleeping on the floor
Ok...I'm gonna go crawl back into my cave now. I'm only 18 and have done all of that in the past four years. I feel like a slut. Sad thing was, I had to strain myself, thinking of all the weird places.
RecoveringKinkoid
12-08-2009, 04:18 AM
The husband admits to "behind a pinball machine" before we got together.
I thought that was pretty crazy.
Caffienated_Caramel
12-08-2009, 05:01 AM
gotta give props to the one who did it in a Victoria Secrets changing room.
Hmm for me
-Shower is obvious. Both american and japanese.
-On an air mattress
-Fooled around in alleys
-Fooled around on children playground equipment in Japan
-in the park.
-Fooled around in a one of those Japan photo print booths. No pictures were taken.
-In the kitchen while his mom was asleep
-Japan love hotel (if you want to count that)
and my top two
Fooling around on the ship (a CG) when I was in the Navy (talk about the thrill when we almost got caught!)
And doing it in a public male bathroom in Japan.
I heard one of my ex shipmates actually did it in the captain's office. When the captain was away.
AnqeiicDemise
12-08-2009, 05:15 AM
-MIL's bed
-Hubby's bed (in the middle of the day with the window open)
- MIL's living room floor
- The handicapped stall in the men's bathroom in some random rest stop on i-5
- bathroom
- Floor of several hotel rooms.
- Pressed against the wall of a hotel. (I've no idea how we managed this but RAWR. We tried it again later and failed. I ate carpet and I don't mean below a woman's belt.)
- Closets
- Kitchen
- In front of several fire places (not at the same time)
I have serviced my husband...
- In the back seat of my car at a random rest stop
- On the side of the road in the middle of the desert
- In the same room where a friend was playing video games. Said friend was so into it he didn't realize what we did behind him.
- in front of an open window in the middle of the day.
- in the shower
- kitchen
- parking lot
And I've been known to not be able to keep my hands out of his pants to the point I've made his toes curl on several occasions while I drive. Let us just say I'm really good at shifting gears. ^.-
fireheart
12-08-2009, 06:55 AM
We haven't "done it" anywhere particularly exciting.
As for uh....other locations....
-In a backpacker's hostel, in a room we rented out specifically for that purpose. (one of the hostels in Adelaide has a sister place where you can rent out a room for a day or so)
-In a cinema, while the movie was going...(not actual did it did it, more like gropefest)
And btw, are we going to put a NSFW tag on this? I can see the raised eyebrows of certain bosses....
Fire_on_High
12-08-2009, 08:37 AM
And btw, are we going to put a NSFW tag on this? I can see the raised eyebrows of certain bosses....
I think the thread title is pretty evident it's gonna be NSFW, really. :angel:
Jester
12-08-2009, 01:56 PM
-Next to the steps of a local church in New Orleans, at night, under lights..
Impressive!
...for the perpetually curious, yes we were DONE before the slowpoke was ready.
Which begs the question from us curious types: does that mean you two were really quick, or the slowpoke was really slow?
In a minimum security prison yard.
MOST impressive!
In the back seat of a car while it's being driven down the highway.
Regarding driving, while I have never had actual intercourse in a moving vehicle, I have had a young lady or two, er, um, "make me smile" while I was driving. Let's just say that, if you have a stick shift, there really IS a reason for fifth gear! :eyewaggle:
(That first time, I missed our exit from the freeway by several miles. Amusingly, the next day when she was at work, one of her coworkers was talking about seeing that on the freeway, not realizing it was her very own coworker who had been in that car!)
On top of a tomb in the old Saint Louis I cemetery
:eek:
One girl I was with wanted to do it in the Key West cemetery. But that is one thing I would not, and will not, do. Not just that it wigs me out a bit (it does), but just out of respect for the dead. I think that was one of perhaps two times in my life where a girl could not talk me into sex in a weird place!
Out on the rocks at Rye Beach (northern New England has some rocky shores)
Ouch!
My mom's living room floor, with her in the kitchen doing dishes. Very small house, 800 sq ft.
MOST impressive!
I mentioned the thread to my hubby, and he said "on the hood of a car, in a field, on the Fourth of July, with fireworks going off overhead." I said, "hey, that wasn't me!"
Whoops!
The husband admits to "behind a pinball machine" before we got together.
I thought that was pretty crazy.
Well, the level of crazy really depends on where the hell the pinball machine was!
I heard one of my ex shipmates actually did it in the captain's office. When the captain was away.
I imagine that was easier than if they had tried to it while the captain was there, in his office.
MIL's bed
Let me say right here that I have never done it, attempted to do it, or even really suggested doing it in my parents' bed. Ever. The very thought to me is just horrific. Nothing against those who have or do do this, but to me, it is not only squicky, it is (like the whole graveyard thing) monumentally disrespectful.
Of course, I may be a bit of a hypocrite, because I have done it with at least one girl I can remember on her father's bed. But I guess if she didn't mind, why should I?
In the same room where a friend was playing video games. Said friend was so into it he didn't realize what we did behind him.
I would say something about how focused he was on the game, but such comments have gotten me in trouble once this month already at work!
Shards
12-08-2009, 04:11 PM
One girl I was with wanted to do it in the Key West cemetery. But that is one thing I would not, and will not, do. Not just that it wigs me out a bit (it does), but just out of respect for the dead. I think that was one of perhaps two times in my life where a girl could not talk me into sex in a weird place!
Which begs the question, where was the other one?
Broomjockey
12-08-2009, 04:16 PM
are we going to put a NSFW tag on this?
Why? It has [censored] in the title. I think most people can figure out what the [censored] stands for without going in to the thread, so if you can't figure out it's NSFW from that, a title addition isn't going to help much. :p
Also, can you report things like this? After all, only mods can do it, and just mentioning it in-thread means it's likely to be missed. If someone hadn't reported your post to point it out to us, we'd probably have never seen it.
calulu
12-08-2009, 05:15 PM
One girl I was with wanted to do it in the Key West cemetery. But that is one thing I would not, and will not, do. Not just that it wigs me out a bit (it does), but just out of respect for the dead. I think that was one of perhaps two times in my life where a girl could not talk me into sex in a weird place!
I was stoned, it was the mid 70s. Not something I would do again at all. It's incredibly disrespectful and creepy.
Gerrinson
12-08-2009, 05:29 PM
Well, not too many weird places for me. The oddest ones would have to be:
Church parking lot, shortly before my parents got married. Not sure if it counts as we were...cut short by the pastor. :o
My best friend's couch. While he was sleeping on the floor next to the couch.
Conference room table - in a room with no doors, just open doorways, so it was in full view of my desk, my boss's desk, my boss's boss's desk, the fax machine, copier, and the sole employee bathroom. We never did explain how the conference room table leg got broken... :whistle:
jedimaster91
12-08-2009, 06:12 PM
God, I'm boring...:rolleyes:
Me too. Not for lack of trying, though. Mr Jedi can be a prude sometimes. Probably the most exotic place for us was on our honeymoon. We had one of those hotel suite things with a living room and kitchen and we did it on the floor in the living room.
RecoveringKinkoid
12-08-2009, 07:38 PM
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Let me say right here that I have never done it, attempted to do it, or even really suggested doing it in my parents' bed. Ever. The very thought to me is just horrific. Nothing against those who have or do do this, but to me, it is not only squicky, it is (like the whole graveyard thing) monumentally disrespectful.
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Me, neither. I don't think I COULD do it there. And I KNOW the Husband couldn't. Not even if we were both drunk. :eek:
As for the pinball machine, I don't remember, it's been a while since we had that conversation. But I do know it was in a public place.
Bella_Vixen
12-08-2009, 09:02 PM
I can't say. My sister is on this site!
I've heard things about you...
Whoops!
Well, it was before we met.
He also tells about his ex-wife in the Radio Shack employee bathroom back when he still worked there. She wasn't paying attention and dropped her pants on a roll of fiberglass insulation. :lol:
Green_Fairy
12-09-2009, 01:40 AM
i used to work in a warehouse and some of the other workers "had relations" in the gigantic walk-in freezer. i'm not sure where and i'm not sure how...but brrr...
Jester
12-09-2009, 03:40 AM
Which begs the question, where was the other one?
Sadly, that was far more mundane. I was with a girl I dated briefly, and we had been skinny-dipping in the apartment complex pool. We were going back across the parking lot to my apartment, and she laid down butt-naked on one of the patches of grass and told me to do her right there. I refused. Not because I was worried about getting caught so much (it was like 2 am), but because if we did get caught, it could cause trouble for me, my roommate, and even potentially the complex managers, who I happened to like and respect. It was not so much that I was opposed to public sex. I wasn't. :eyewaggle: It was that I just did not want to do something that could jeopardize my living situation or the jobs of the managers.
Yeah, the cemetery story is far more interesting. Told ya!
Church parking lot, shortly before my parents got married. Not sure if it counts as we were...cut short by the pastor.
Wow. Just....wow.
She wasn't paying attention and dropped her pants on a roll of fiberglass insulation.
I'm afraid I don't understand the significance of that. Does that cause a loud nose? Is it bad? Would it destroy the insulation? The pants?
My work history has been in bars, restaurants, clubs, and entertainment, as a DJ and a magician. So I really just don't get the issue here. :confused:
i used to work in a warehouse and some of the other workers "had relations" in the gigantic walk-in freezer.
My disdain for cold temperatures is well-known and well-documented, here and elsewhere. So while I have heard of this kind of thing before, it should come as no shock to anyone that, frankly, I just really don't get it! :lol:
I'm so vanilla! My strangest was a tent in NH.
edit: does it count as strange when you're finished to see your cat watching you...purring?? *sigh*
AdminAssistant
12-09-2009, 03:56 AM
I'm afraid I don't understand the significance of that. Does that cause a loud nose? Is it bad? Would it destroy the insulation? The pants?
Insulation is itchy.
Plaidman
12-09-2009, 04:25 AM
Shower
My bed.
Gawd I suck.
RayvenQ
12-09-2009, 04:35 AM
I'm afraid I don't understand the significance of that. Does that cause a loud nose? Is it bad? Would it destroy the insulation? The pants?
Really Itchy
Essentially fillaments of glass.
Sort of like having a pants load of Itching powder but way more itchy.
Jester
12-09-2009, 04:42 AM
Insulation is itchy.
Ooooooohhh.......
Oooowwwwwww!!!
Gawd I suck.
Hey, some guys find that attractive in a date. :lol:
Plaidman
12-09-2009, 05:03 AM
Hey, some guys find that attractive in a date. :lol:
:cry: I suppose even a boyfriend would be an improvement over nobody.
Jester
12-09-2009, 05:05 AM
I suppose even a boyfriend would be an improvement over nobody.
There have been times in my life when I have thought that.
And then, about ten seconds later, I thought, "Fuck no!"
Right island, wrong dude! :lol:
Mr. Rager!
12-09-2009, 05:08 AM
I haven't been too crazy
In my younger days (stoned)
--bathroom of a rest-stop. she slammed me against the stall so hard it dented.
--underneath some bleachers
--back seat of a car during a party when everyone was outside
--movie theatre (we were the only ones there, it was a matinee)
--back corner of First Avenue during a concert (I forgot which band)
But as I became older and more sober, those days have ended. And I wouldn't do it now unless I were stoned out of my mind, or if my girlfriend got me worked up enough. (She can)
Fire_on_High
12-09-2009, 05:56 AM
Which begs the question from us curious types: does that mean you two were really quick, or the slowpoke was really slow?
Slowest Raid Leader EVAR!
El Pollo Guerrera
12-09-2009, 06:18 AM
Not really a WHERE but more of a WHEN...
She lived just out of town with her parents. There were raspberry bushes in her yard. We were out in the yard with her parents, picking berries, when she pulled me into the house, right to her bedroom...
Thing is, the berry bushes were RIGHT where her bedroom window was (her room was in the basement and the window was at ground level), and the window was open...
We were quiet, we were quick (quicker than I usually like to perform, I have to say...) and we were dressed and leaving before the parents came back to the house.
Racket_Man
12-09-2009, 08:46 AM
hmmmm let us see......
in a car in the parking lot of a busy county park during the day (it was kinda cool that day so the windows fogged up a little)
on the side of a back country road at night
just off the main road of a heavily wooded state park where there are a bunch of old ammo bunkers from WWII (has short roads to each bunker off the main road)
in my Mom's apt in the 2d bedroom with the door shut tight
sort of "playing" at the public swimming pool (rippling water does cover up or mask some "activities" if you are careful)
in a semi-dry stream/creek bed back in the woods
the usual local city park after dark thing
parked in front of my high school late at night
gf's parents basement (while they were home and upstairs)
almost in a movie theater (the back row and coats are a good cover)
wraiths_crono
12-09-2009, 01:05 PM
middle of desert after shooting trip.
dalesys
12-09-2009, 06:57 PM
Girls dorm at BYU.
AccountingDrone
12-09-2009, 11:19 PM
see, The Boy won't agree to having any fun on said base...makes me sad :lol:
Bummer ... try dating a seal, they have no shame :eek::angel:
MadMike
12-10-2009, 02:03 AM
My ex may have been a psycho bitch from hell, but there were some good times, and some of those were kind of wild:
On the back porch at her parents' house, when she was still living there. We almost got caught that time.
In a movie theater. It was almost empty, we were in a dark corner, and one thing led to another. We were hoping that if anyone did see us, they would have thought she was just sitting on my lap.
In a swimming pool, at someone's house. This other couple we were friends with was house-sitting for someone, and we went out to the pool. They were getting a little affectionate, and we thought they were going to, so then we did. Afterwards, we found out they didn't really do anything. We felt kind of stupid after that.
In a park, just as it was getting dark.
My wife isn't as bold, so I don't have any stories to tell there. Although she tells me that back when she was younger and a lot wilder, her first time was on the pharmacy counter in the store where she worked, after closing. That beats my first time, which was in a field behind a park. Then again, that was in broad daylight with no real cover, other than a few trees. How I didn't get caught, I have no idea.
Green_Fairy
12-10-2009, 02:42 AM
Girls dorm at BYU.
:roll::roll: omg that's awesome.
MergedLoki
12-10-2009, 09:21 AM
hmm...
well there's the obvious, not that exciting, shower, kitchen, other (non bedroom/living room) rooms in a house/apartment.
in a student hostel while 6 friends slept around us... well im pretty sure they were sleeping :P
in a cemetary (yes thats prob the weirdest for me, and NO it wasn't on a grave or nothing like that lol).
in a park (@ night) about.. 50 ft away from a bunch of other people.
KymmyKyller
12-10-2009, 10:57 PM
I am a V-Club Card holder. However, just fooling around and making out? I have a few interesting stories! =D
-Marine, full on uniform, in the bathroom of the local grocery store. I'd known him for a while and since he wasn't looking for anything serious, he was a great candidate.
-My ex boyfriend and I made out in his closet because we had been looking for his ferret in there (he escaped the cage).
-While I was driving I just reached over and had fun.
-A chick, a blanket, and somehow we wound up behind the television stand.
-First time I was drunk, my ex and I did a grope-fest while we were laying down and my friends were asleep right next to us.
<.<; Yeah. I may have more at a later date. I have a new present waiting tonight after work.
42_42_42
12-10-2009, 11:19 PM
The library stacks at the university library.
That's my only wierd place. Everything else is vanilla (couch, floor, bed, bathtub).
Oh, well if you're going to add making-out. That would be repetative sessions of making-out with most of my male co-workers (not all at once!) in the walk-in refrigerator at BK. I was a kissing-slut as a teenager. :devil:
The Last to Know
12-11-2009, 12:02 AM
In a large bathroom at a hotel (not in a room) near the conference room of this hotel during a WLS conference - in the handicap stall (more than once on the same day)
In the middle of a golf course in Richmond at about 1:30am - this particular fairway is not very wide & is in the middle of a neighborhood with houses up & down both sides of it
In my dad's custom van in a public park in the middle of the afternoon (soccer games in the field next to us)
In the dressing room at walmart (yes, I know - I'm bad)
On a dining room chair in my dining room
Partly in & out of the car - in a field behind an abandoned factory in downtown Richmond
SG15Z
12-12-2009, 01:11 AM
Also in the V club. But I have to say some of you are pretty crazy. ;)
tropicsgoddess
12-12-2009, 09:25 AM
Besides in SO's car and the bedroom....the strangest place I did the deed at....
the back of the building of my old job
wow....I feel so vanilla next to y'all. :ashamed:
Jester
12-12-2009, 09:32 AM
I have to say some of you are pretty crazy.
Some of us (as in at least ME) do try. :eyewaggle:
Amina516
12-12-2009, 01:15 PM
If i revealed my secrets..id have to kill ya. Be forewarned.
:p
Plaidman
12-12-2009, 05:12 PM
If i revealed my secrets..id have to kill ya. Be forewarned.
:p
Holy crap, you did it in a coffin with a magicician!?
Onemagicmummy
12-12-2009, 06:32 PM
let me see
in hubbys parents livingroom while they slept upstairs, it was are first time, for both of us.
fooled around inthe back of a bus on way back from Manchester, got off bus at our stop and then went into a quiet side road and did it there.
in his parents dinning room, while they were in livingroom now 8 foot away.
in his parents bed when we were house sitting
in the park, in teh bandstand, in broad daylight
on a swing set in a different park
half way up a mountain (a very small one at that)
in the changingroom of a Wet and Wild swimming/wave/flume place
in a old abandond quarry
while out walking the dogs, near an old textile factory.
in the bath
i did once start making him smile when i was in the front and he was in the back of my mums car when she popped out for a sec to deliver some catalogs, almost got caught then
once got caught doing it on his bed when his sister walked in to get a towel,
once did it on arm of sofa and his entire family walked up the garden path, never moved so fast in my life!!
thats all i can think of at the mo
all were same dude, well we have been together since he was 15 and i was 17 (first one above was on the night of his 16th birthday, so he was legal.)
Kiz
Jester
12-12-2009, 08:41 PM
Holy crap, you did it in a coffin with a magicician!?
I had nothing to do with that! And I am pretty sure Abby Sciuto didn't, either....
Amina516
12-12-2009, 11:41 PM
Holy crap, you did it in a coffin with a magicician!?
Who do u think taught that cutie David Blaine how to float? LMAO:p I dont trade secrets lightly.
Boggles
12-13-2009, 03:19 PM
Backstage during BBC CHildren in Need 2000.
And in a car. But I want bonus points for that because it was a Smart Car! :D
Jester
12-13-2009, 03:28 PM
And in a car. But I want bonus points for that because it was a Smart Car!
Good lord! I didn't realize you were a midget contortionist! :lol:
Rapscallion
12-13-2009, 04:38 PM
I've met Boggles. If memory serves, he's at least as tall as me, if not taller. I'll say no more than that if I had a hat, it would be doffed in his direction.
Rapscallion
Boggles
12-13-2009, 07:16 PM
I'm 6' 3" fir both height and width.
I drove a Smart for 5 years, it's amazing what you can learn to do in them!
Terinka
12-13-2009, 07:51 PM
the strangest for me...
- at the ladies room at the bar i used to work at ( yes i was on duty)
-on the roof of the building fire and police shares
-and just from last night, at the basement of the apt building I live at, and getting caught by neighbor :ashamed:
sarasquirrel
12-13-2009, 11:26 PM
hmmm how about.....no where ;P
sms001
12-14-2009, 12:15 AM
Swing at local park
Golf Course
Airplane Bathroom
Greyhound Bus
Rocks in the middle of a rushing river
Balcony of Fox theater (St. Louis)
Apartment Stairwell
Front Lawn (w/ hedges)
I's 80, 70, 95, 101, 5, and 40.
The Bar
TruthHurts
12-14-2009, 12:37 AM
In a hotel room at the resort I worked at (while on the clock).
In my high school computer lab during lunch break.
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