TNT
12-11-2006, 01:40 AM
As I was walking to work the other night, I couldn't help but notice yet again that my neighborhood is really f****d up. "You know," I thought, "I don't make a lot of money, but I don't have to live in 'hood anymore, either."
Aha! Time to begin apartment hunting.
Problem 1: finding a place in this city that's not in the 'hood. I swear, 90% of this place qualifies as misery in the land of nothing.
Problem 2: Taking a woman with me.
Landlords refuse to believe she's just along to provide valuable contrarian input... that is, if she likes it, I'm sure I won't. I'm getting tired of hearing landlords say things to the effect of, "I don't care if you two are shacking up. Just be honest. Don't tell me it's just you moving in if both of you are moving in."
"Trust me. She's not moving in. We're just friends, and not even very good friends much of the time. And besides... well I don't really want to get into it."
Problem 3: Taking a woman with me.
Her: This place is great. I love it. I could be happy living here.
Me: Keeping in mind, of course, that you're not going to be living here.
Her: Yeah... right... sure... um...
Me: Trust me. You're not moving in.
Her: Every guy should have a lesbian roommate.
Me: I'm sure I can't think of a single reason why I would want any roommate.
Her: You'll change your mind.
Me: No, I won't.
Her: You always do.
Problem 4: Old vs new
Some of the apartments in this city manage to be old and filled with the peculiar charms of long-ago days. I like those places. But, they usually come with crappy electric service, old and inefficient heating systems, etc., etc., etc. (There are some that have both charm and updated stuff, but they tend to be somewhat out of my price range.) On the other hand, I can get a totally boring and charmless place that has central air, washer / dryer, dishwasher, etc.
This is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.
Aha! Time to begin apartment hunting.
Problem 1: finding a place in this city that's not in the 'hood. I swear, 90% of this place qualifies as misery in the land of nothing.
Problem 2: Taking a woman with me.
Landlords refuse to believe she's just along to provide valuable contrarian input... that is, if she likes it, I'm sure I won't. I'm getting tired of hearing landlords say things to the effect of, "I don't care if you two are shacking up. Just be honest. Don't tell me it's just you moving in if both of you are moving in."
"Trust me. She's not moving in. We're just friends, and not even very good friends much of the time. And besides... well I don't really want to get into it."
Problem 3: Taking a woman with me.
Her: This place is great. I love it. I could be happy living here.
Me: Keeping in mind, of course, that you're not going to be living here.
Her: Yeah... right... sure... um...
Me: Trust me. You're not moving in.
Her: Every guy should have a lesbian roommate.
Me: I'm sure I can't think of a single reason why I would want any roommate.
Her: You'll change your mind.
Me: No, I won't.
Her: You always do.
Problem 4: Old vs new
Some of the apartments in this city manage to be old and filled with the peculiar charms of long-ago days. I like those places. But, they usually come with crappy electric service, old and inefficient heating systems, etc., etc., etc. (There are some that have both charm and updated stuff, but they tend to be somewhat out of my price range.) On the other hand, I can get a totally boring and charmless place that has central air, washer / dryer, dishwasher, etc.
This is going to get a lot worse before it gets better.