Funny Bumper Stickers?

[LillFilly]

I've seen a great one around town on an old beat-up pick-up truck:

"Honk if Parts Fall Off."

And I want to BUY this one...:

"Yeah, I got your JEEP THING and now it burns when I pee!"

[Mnemjian]

I got one for Xmas that says "Obey Gravity: It's the Law!" :p I love it! (It's from ThinkGeek though I pretended not to know that... )

Always a fan of the "My other car is:"
A horse!
A pirate ship
Also a POS
Etc...

[CaroPhoenix]

I have one on the back of my car that says:

"I played D&D before it was cool"

I have another one I need to put on my car:

"I brake for Kobolds"

Why yes, I am a gaming geek, why do you ask? :D

[Jack T. Chance]

In my time, I've seen many great bumper stickers.

For years, the older of my 2 nieces has had one on her car that reads as follows:If you're going to ride my ass,
at least pull my hair:lol:

One of my favorites, I actually spotted on a license plate holder I saw for sale in a local shopping mall:Sex is like air:
You never notice it until you aren't getting any!:roll:

But the greatest bumper sticker of all time, In My Humble Opinion, is one that a former friend of mine found years ago and put on her car:I know there's a Hell;
I work in retail!:roll::roll::roll:

[1756GR2]

My daughter's, kind of covers it all:

"I'd tell you to go to Hell but I work there and I don't want to see you every day."

[tropicsgoddess]

I got one for Xmas that says "Obey Gravity: It's the Law!" :p I love it! (It's from ThinkGeek though I pretended not to know that... )

Always a fan of the "My other car is:"
A horse!
A pirate ship
Also a POS
Etc...

I've seen this one: my other ride is your pants :eyewaggle:

Horn broken, watch for finger

The voices in my head are idiots (has a picture of a headset) :roll:

[protege]

The best one I've seen... was on a beat-up 1970s Toyota. Car was in such bad shape, it was literally held together with duct tape and Bondo. Anyway, the sticker read "Don't be jealous, my other car is a piece of shit too!" :lol:

[gremcint]

"dog is my copilot"
"There is an invisible dragon in the backseat"

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

On my old car, I used to have a bumper sticker that read "Don't annoy the crazy person."

:D

[Jester]

One I saw just yesterday made me chuckle. Ya know all those bumper stickers that say "I'd rather be" wherever, or doing something else?

This one said, "Right now, I'd rather be HERE." Kind of says a lot about this crazy little island of ours. :cool:

I got one for Xmas that says "Obey Gravity: It's the Law!"

A local musician has an amusing commentary on why he stopped doing roofing. One of the reasons being, "Gravity isn't just a suggesion--it's the law." (Another one I like, unrelated to the above bumper sticker, was "It's a bad idea to step back and admire your work.")

[drunkenwildmage]

One I had for a while

"If your idea of being formal is driving the black pick-up truck, you might be a redneck'

And yes I owned a black pick-up at the time.

[Geek King]

Not quite a bumper sticker, but my roommate has a college rear window sticker for Miskatonic University. :D

[HYHYBT]

"Yeah, I got your JEEP THING and now it burns when I pee!"I thought Things were Volkswagens...

[CaroPhoenix]

Not quite a bumper sticker, but my roommate has a college rear window sticker for Miskatonic University. :D

On a side note, my husband bought a Miskatonic University hat a few years @ Gen-Con. We fight over who gets to wear it. :D

Also, that reminds me, one of the guys in my husband's old gaming group had a huge thing of dice covered in bumper stickers. One read:

Chthulu for President.

[It shouldn't]

Mine says:

"Ever stop to think and forget to start again?"

[draftermatt]

I had one in highschool that got a lot of comments. Including a guy coming up to my window at a stop light asking where I got it.

You Can't Spell Crap Without Rap

[Lace Neil Singer]

One I saw on a car while walking past it:

(in very very very tiny writing)

Please keep your distance.

[Eric the Grey]

I had one in highschool that got a lot of comments. Including a guy coming up to my window at a stop light asking where I got it.

You Can't Spell Crap Without Rap

:lol: :salute: :super: :muya:

Can 'ya tell I like that one? I want one now.

I used to have one on my old Datsun B210 that read:

"He's dead Jim, you get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet"

I would sometimes see people laughing their asses off in the cars behind me.


:cool: Eric the Grey

[CaroPhoenix]

I had a car magnet, don't know where it went to, I think someone stole it (:mad:), but it read:

Don't make me roll for initiative.

I was always stopped by people who told me that was the most awesome sticker they'd ever seen!

[Sonoma]

I used to have one on my old Datsun B210 that read:

"He's dead Jim, you get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet"

I would sometimes see people laughing their asses off in the cars behind me.


:cool: Eric the Grey

My best friend had that one on her Toyota Tercel.

[Jack T. Chance]

A couple more favorites, that should also be well-known classics!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/IStillMissMyExSmall.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/KeepHonkingImReloadingSmall.jpg

And last, but not least, one I saw on eBay a couple years ago. I should've bought this one, but somehow never got around to it:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/SheToldMe.jpg

While that isn't present on my car, it HAS made its way into my signature on a couple messageboards that are more image-friendly than this one! :D

[Eric the Grey]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/JackTChance/SheToldMe.jpg

My wife has one (not on a car, but pinned on her wall) that says "My boyfriend said he'd leave me if I didn't give up gaming. I'm sure going to miss him."

In my collection, I have one that says almost the same, except for Girlfriend. :lol:



:cool: Eric the Grey

[CaroPhoenix]

:doh:

I forgot! The guy who had the Chthulu for President bumper sticker also had:

"You can take away my dice when you pry them out of my cold dead hands."

Yeah ... I think gaming stickers are the best!

[Kara]

Let me try to remember some good ones that I've seen...

My other ride is YOUR MOM
Jesus loves you. Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
I *club symbol from playing cards* my wife.
Guns don't kill people. I kill people.
Work harder. Millions on Welfare depend on you.
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Silly faggot. Dicks are for chicks.
You just got passed BY A GIRL!
I like fast food (picture of a deer with a target on it)
My child arrested your Honor Student.
My child was Inmate of the Month at the county jail.
Bitch on Board.
(one of those "support ribbons." It's purple) Support Bitching

That's about all of them. There was one I saw once about assholes and this place being an airport, but I can't remember it.

[gaspode]

that's about all of them. There was one I saw once about assholes and this place being an airport, but I can't remember it.

my wife had this one on a tee shirt"if arseholes could fly ,this place would be an airport"

[Lace Neil Singer]

I really hate those "Princess on Board" stickers that some smug yuppy mums have, so seeing the following one made me laugh:

Brats On Board

All parents should have one. XD Oh, and one I saw today:

If Sex Is A Pain In The Butt, Then You're Doing It Wrong

*snerk*

[rageaholic]

If Sex Is A Pain In The Butt, Then You're Doing It Wrong

*snerk*

ROFL!!!

"Next time wave all your fingers"
"My kid beat up your honor roll student"

[Lyra]

A friend of mine has a new one on her car:

"My cultist sacrificed your honor student at Miskatonic University"

It made me giggle. :D

[Crossbow]

Seen on a HUGE pickup truck, driven by a female:
"Psycho Amazon Warbitch from Hell...
...With an Attitude!"

Gave her lots of room. :D

[Eric the Grey]

If Sex Is A Pain In The Butt, Then You're Doing It Wrong

*snerk*

Reminds me of one that said: "If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast"




:cool: Eric the Grey

[Bloodsoul]

"Drink your beer. There are sober kids in India."
"My child is an honor student at the state correctional facility."