Dumb Product Additions

[NightAngel]

Okay, so while I was doing my Christmas shopping tonight I bought myself some deodorant. I was just putting it away when I noted that it's "sparkling" deodorant.
So, basically my deodorant has glitter in it.

Now, tell me... why exactly do I need glittery arm pits? :confused:


Anyone have any stupid product add-ins/ons they've noticed?

[Knightmare]

Well.... let's say one night you are out on the town, wearing a strapless dress. You drank *just* a bit too much, and get pulled over by the police for speeding. They tell you to get out of the car and with your hands up. The spotlight is on you. You raise your hands and blind them with your glittery armpits. You make a mad dash to your car and speed off, driving to Cuba to escape the long arm of American law.:D

Or maybe it's because glitter is all the rage these days. It's in hair gel, it's in toothpaste, it's in make up. I see all the little teenage girls at the mall covered in it.

I don't have any stupid product add-ons I can think of right now. But I did get a free Fusion razor in the mail today. 5 blades on one razor. Don't these people know that there is such a thing as having too close of a shave? Yeah, it may look good, but just think of all the ingrown hairs you could get. But that doesn't mean I won't try it! :)

[DesignFox]

If anyone was looking that closely at my armpits, I would seriously have to wonder...

what deodorant IS that, anyway? I have got to see that! :roll:

[NightAngel]

Well.... let's say one night you are out on the town, wearing a strapless dress. ...:)

It's a good thing I obey rule #1! :lol:
How, exactly, does one drive to Cuba anyhoo?



what deodorant IS that, anyway? I have got to see that! :roll:

It's Secret Platinum Vanilla. Target has a set that is deodorant, body spray and lotion... now that I'm really paying attention the body spray is sparkling also. :rolleyes:
I just love smelling like vanilla- body wash, deodorant, body spray... whatever.

[Mr. Rager!]

Now, tell me... why exactly do I need glittery arm pits? :confused:




No, the question you should be asking is, "Why WOULDN'T I need glittery arm pits?!"

[Crosshair]

How, exactly, does one drive to Cuba anyhoo?
Cubans have been driving to the US for years.
http://www.floatingcubans.com/truck_port.jpg

http://www.floatingcubans.com/buick.jpg

http://www.floatingcubans.com/mercury_coastguard.jpg

http://www.floatingcubans.com/

/They should get amnesty just for putting that much effort into it.

[Banrion]

Anyone have any stupid product add-ins/ons they've noticed?

Oil of Olay lotion has stripper glitter in it too. I always though that was an old people brand, guess not anymore.

[Barefootgirl]

Old people like to be glittery too, you know !

I had a fair bit of glitter on me at my Chrsitmas do on Tuesday night, but not glittery armpits (though i did have a strapless dress...). I quite fancy the idea of glittery deodorant, though.

[HYHYBT]

If anyone was looking that closely at my armpits, I would seriously have to wonder... Well, you can't very well cover your armpits in glitter and expect people *not* to look! :)

[Knightmare]

It's a good thing I obey rule #1! :lol:
How, exactly, does one drive to Cuba anyhoo?

First, go to Miami and build a very big ramp. Then you drive up to Jacksonville. Then you turn around and step on it. Once you've reached Miami again, you should have enough speed built up that when you hit the ramp, well... you know.

Also, just to be safe, when you are up in the air, DO NOT take your foot off the gas pedal! When you hit Cuba, you want your speed to be equal to what is was in the air. If you slow down when you land, you'll probably cause some sort of temporal time displacement and alter the realm of reality.

Or you just might crash.

Who knows how this strange universe works?

[BlaqueKatt]

It's Secret Platinum Vanilla.

oo oo that's what I use-sorry(or glad) to say, there is no glitter in it-it refers to the "sparkling scent", again I repeat NO GLITTER-I've been using it for about 6 months plus I just checked to make sure....


BlaqueKatt-likes sparklies....