Lace Neil Singer
12-25-2006, 06:03 PM
Dave was dying, and he called his wife Becky over to him. "Becky, I must tell you something before I die!"
"Shh, be still," Becky soothed him.
"No, Becky, I must tell you this before I die! I slept with your mother, your sister, and your best friend!"
"I know, dear," replied Becky. "That's why I poisoned you."
"Shh, be still," Becky soothed him.
"No, Becky, I must tell you this before I die! I slept with your mother, your sister, and your best friend!"
"I know, dear," replied Becky. "That's why I poisoned you."