Ree
12-27-2006, 07:31 AM
Got this in an email:
I used to have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A customer behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete.
I said that I was going to try it again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up like that because I'd been poisoned.
I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to stagger out the door he was laughing so hard.
I used to have a Labrador retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
A customer behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete.
I said that I was going to try it again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up like that because I'd been poisoned.
I told her no, I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to stagger out the door he was laughing so hard.