Questions that keep you up at night...

[ArenaBoy]

Got this idea from another forum that I post on, basically post the questions that have a nasty way of keeping you awake at night.

For me it's:
I wonder what I'll do tomorrow?
Will I have enough money for food when I go out?
Will my guitar strings break on me?
And why do I feel like getting something to eat at 2 in the morning?

Feel free to add. :D

[Kiwi]

the only question that keeps me up at night is

what the hell is wrong with people!?

well that and

how hard would it really be, to live like a hermit?:D

[iradney]

normally silly stuff like,
if i were to get another dog, what would i name it?
and
where on earth can i get oriental themed bedding? (at the mo, african stuff is the rage here *sigh*)

[chrislb]

Will I be called into work tonight?
How many hours will I get this week? or month?
Do I have enough to cover bills and rent?
Do I have enough money to buy my girfriend goodies?
Will this be the night that a crazy homeless man kills me?

[NightAngel]

Top 5 Stupid Questions Keeps NightAngel Awake:

5. Why didn't I think to say *clever thing* when I was dealing with that jerk tonight?

4. What really happens when you die?

3. When will my dog stop licking herself so I can go to sleep?

2. Why can't I sleep?

1. I just got super comfy... why do I have to pee now?

[iradney]

1. I just got super comfy... why do I have to pee now?

I can totally relate! AND - icon love!
a few more stupid questions

- if i spend 10 more minutes on the treadmill tomorrow, can i have a candy bar?

- i wonder who first figured out how to make bread

- why is milk white, but cheese is yellow?

[NightAngel]

AND - icon love!

Hey thanks! I've been artistically stumped lately and avatars are my new outlet. Don't get too attatched to Scully... it'll change as soon as I make a new one. :lol:

Oh, and you have it backwards- you're supposed to eat the candy bar FIRST so you'll have the energy to burn off the calories from lunch! :angel:

Oh, here's what's keeping me up now... are Luke and Loreli REALLY going to get married?

[Barefootgirl]

How does the man who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning?

[MystyGlyttyr]

1. "Damnit, why isn't my counter button working??" (Note: You shouldn't hook up your Playstation 2 next to your bed.)

2. "Shit, why is that video is taking a long time to retouch itself?" (Note: Or your computer, either.)

3. "If I do _____ in my fic, will that break up anything I've already established in the story?" (I'm nuts for continuity.)

4. "Why is the cat trying to break in through my window?"

5. "Is that the cat?"

6. "Did this buttmunch just put his hands on me?"

7. "Where is my sword?"

8. "Hmmm, where am I gonna get bleach and a shovel at this hour?"

Heh heh, okay, 4—8 were joke questions... :angel:

[Drakstern]

Best one from me happened a couple weeks ago.

What would I do for a klondike bar?

[kerrisan]

Drakstern- it's probably best that we don't touch that one. ;)


My biggest ones concern my future.

1) Where will I be in 10 years?

2) Will Ty and I be married?

3) Will I be comfortable?

4) Will I have children?

5) If I do, will I be a good mom?

6) Will I be admirable?

7) Am I preparing myself adequately for the future?


Paranoid? What makes you say that? :( :cry:

[Monica]

Will I get everything done that I need to at work tomorrow?

[iradney]

why is that seatbelts never sit comfortably between my breasts, but always slide up to garrot me??

if my SO ever proposes (please please please!) how would he do it - or how would i LIKE him to do it? :)

[blas]

Which guy am I going to make wish he were dead today?

[Spiffy McMoron]

1. If pasta and antipasto get served at the same meal, would they cancel each other out, forcing you to eat more?

2. Did I set my alarm? (Today's answer: no. :o )

3. Man, I wonder what it would take to get a double bed in here? These twin beds suck.

4. Where would I find some really good quests to level up my characters? (I play WoW more than I should :o )

5. When spooning, where do I put my other arm? [/obscure Mallrats reference :p ]

6. Why the hell is Thank You For Smoking thirty god-damn bucks?!?

[AFpheonix]

Oh the usual....
Wait...what's my shift tomorrow?
Did I put dinner back in the fridge?
Dammit! Gotta pee again! Why baby jesus, why was I blessed with the bladder of a hamster with ADHD?

Do I want kids? Could I put them on pause? If I do, when will I have them?
Will I apply for grad school again? What if I get turned down again? What will I do at that point?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

For me it's:

1) How soon can I get to sleep and be able to work tomorrow without being groggy and bitchy?

2) What's on USA tomorrow night? SVU or CI?

3) Do I have to just scoop the litter boxes tomorrow or entirely change them out?

4) How much do I have to do tomorrow when I get home?

5) Why is it right when I'm on the verge of falling asleep, I either have to pee or the dog is scratching on the door wanting to go out?

6) Did I set the alarm correctly for the right time to get up tomorrow?

[BlaqueKatt]

1, did I lock the door?
2, is my alarm set for 5 am or 5 pm?
3,what does one call a girl "daddy long-legs", or a baby one for that matter?
4,oh god is that a spider on the ceiling?
5, what was that noise?
6, was that the neighbor?

[Severen13]

What should I put in the new chapter of my fics?

I swear, I can stay up for hours thinking about what I should write, or what I have already written. Am I weird or what?;)

[Rahmota]

The only questions that keep me up are

Why?
and
What if....?

when i let the shields down in the dark and the ghosts walk among the fields of my mind.

[symposes]

Why?

Hell i can answer that one. Why not?

[DesignFox]

Recently-

1) what do I want to do with my life?

2) will I ever get that promotion/new job?

3) Please don't let me get hurt and need the insurance that I currently don't have...

4) God, why do I have to pee already, I just went five mins ago?

5) Did I set my alarm for the right time?

6) WHEN do I work tomorrow? (my schedule sometimes varies like insanity)

7) How will I get everything done this week?

8) Did I forget to do something?

My brain is over-active. I normally watch DVD's so I can shut off the damn questions and just sleep. ;)

[reformedwaitress]

Mine are always:

1) What would I really do if I ever won like 350 million in the lottery?

and, most of the time,

2) Are my kids happy? And what would my life be like now if I had kept them? (cause I'm ALWAYS missing them like crazy)

[blas]

I thought of better ones!

During the day, when I'm going to sleep:
Did I set my alarm to go off at 8?
Did I leave the heat on too high?
Is roomate going to grunt and turn it off when he gets home?
Did I remember to flush?

At night, while I'm on the way to OR already at work:
Did I turn the heat down?
Did I turn off the oven?
DID I LOCK THE DOOR, Dear God, please tell me I locked the door!
I wonder what's on Days today....
I wonder what's on Maury today...

On my nights off:
Is this my third or fourth glass of champagne?
What flavor is this?
Should I invite more people over?
This guy is great, roomie better not come home...
Is roomie going to come home?

[Rapscallion]

Who is Foo?

Why is there a band dedicated to fighting him?

For which side should we hold a benefit concert?

Who put the ram in the ram a lam a dingdong?

Are there any old kids on the block?

A rolling stone gathers no moss, but why dd they not foresee the chance to add in a clause about wrinkles?

Rapscallion

[Mr. Rager!]

What should I wear tomorrow?


Seriously, the only thing I really think about before bed is what I'm going to wear the next day.

[iradney]

why does my dog sleep on his back?

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Another of life's mysteries to ponder . . .


Will Monkey-Monk get tired of that damn meowing so I can sleep?

[stormtreader]

Who is Foo?

Why is there a band dedicated to fighting him?


Im not sure if im being a buzz-kill here, but I know this one.

A Foo-Fighter is the old terminology for a UFO.
http://www.artgomperz.com/newse/foo/index.html

[Lace Neil Singer]

Usually, I am wondering about what to do next in RPs. :o Recently, I was thinking, "Is there a way to bring the Supernatural boys into one of the RPs?" Thankfully, the answer was yes. :D

[iradney]

*OT* Lace Neil Singer
MUCH Icon love!

Back on Topic

why do people drive like such nana's when it rains? I mean seriously, it's wet n slick and bad visibility...why do some people interpret that to "speed up and TAILGATE WOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!"

[Lace Neil Singer]

It seems the worse the weather is, the more arsehole drivers there are on the roads.

Thanks for the icon love. ^^

[Rapscallion]

Im not sure if im being a buzz-kill here, but I know this one.

A Foo-Fighter is the old terminology for a UFO.
http://www.artgomperz.com/newse/foo/index.html

You're not killing anything. I'll be far better able to sleep at night, and how can that be a bad thing?

Rapscallion

[Geek King]

"Dear God, what am I going to do for the Cyberpunk 3.0 campaign I just got volenteered to run?"

Seriously.

help

[Misanthropical]

Will my husband stop snoring so loudly so that I can go to sleep?

Will my husband stop thrashing around the bed long enough for me to sleep?

Should I duct tape my husband to the bed?

Why is there a weird shadow on my wall?

Did I say or do anything really stupid today and if I did, did anyone notice?

When will my new glasses finally be ready? Why do they keep messing up my lenses and having to send them out over and over again, will they ever get it right?

[kerrisan]

Why is it that whenever I eat peanut butter filled Hershey's kisses I just HAVE to have a glass of milk?

[protege]

1. Did the kitty just walk into the bedroom?
2. If so, is he going to pounce on me now, or wait 'til 3am?
3. Will I have the strength not to strangle my co-workers tomorrow?

[Greenday]

When will I stop being attracted to girls with boyfriends?

When will I stop being attracted to girls that just give me problems?

Why the hell do I have to take TWO general writing courses for Forensic and Toxicological Chemistry when I'm taking one later on about writing in science?

Why the hell does everyone go home on weekends at my college?

[Spiffy McMoron]

-Why does Calgary play so well at home (first in the league), yet play so badly on the road (tied for second worst in the league)?
-Why the hell can't I get this song out of my head?!?

[DarthRetard]

Why, oh god why, cant I just reach this damn booger?

Why are women evil?

Why are women evil.......?

Seriously, WHY THE EFF are women evil????

Should I shave? Would anyone care.....?

How will this musical performance go?

Please god let some hot girl throw panties.......(Im a musician, get over it.....)

Should I try crowd surfing?

Will they hate me if I wear a Pokemon shirt at the show?

Why again am I playing trumpet AND singing on the same damn song????:lol:

[rvdammit]

where on earth can i get oriental themed bedding? (at the mo, african stuff is the rage here *sigh*)

Try http://www.muji.net/eng/ . It's where I'd start looking, not sure if they to bedding.

[rvdammit]

How does the man who drives the snowplough get to work in the morning?

Jetpack? :p

[BookstoreEscapee]

What do I want to be when I grow up?
When will I get out of my parents' house (again)?
Why am I putting off my life?
Should I look for a new job or stay where I am for now? And will I get a decent raise this year?
Will I ever get married and have kids?
Will I ever meet a nice guy who doesn't have major issues, who I love who loves me back? I've had all these things, just not all at once. :(
Did I take my medicine? Do I take it now and maybe take a double dose or do I wait and see if I feel crappy tomorrow and take it then?
When can I get a dog?
Will I actually finish the SELF Challenge this year?

[Lace Neil Singer]

* Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

* Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

* If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

* If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

* Can you slam a revolving door?

[BusBus]

Oh, here's what's keeping me up now... are Luke and Loreli REALLY going to get married?

Well, now there's a chance of it happening, now that Chris is out of the picture. :D
I'd love to see them back together.

Things that keep me awake...

-Will I have enough time to do all that I need to do tomorrow morning if I hit the Snooze?

-What should I wear to work?

-What should I make for lunch?

-Where will I end up? God help me if it's where I am now.

-Which bloody cat is making that racket?

-Why do they wait until 11:30 to start running around the apartment?

-If I fall asleep, will I wake up?

[nick1091]

In the last month or so I've thought the following before bed:

-What is Grimace from McDonald's, exactly? A friendly monster like Grover on Sesame Street? Some sort of mutant? And why don't you see Mayor McCheese anymore?

-Did I remember to charge my phone?

-What does my alarm sound like? (It's really odd, the last few months I've been getting up about 5-10 minutes before my alarm is set to go off)

-My coffee maker has a timer, why do I always forget to set it up?

[Greenday]

Oh, I forgot an important one.

When one of these morons who run around in the halls, screaming their heads off, trips, falls, and breaks something, will I be there to see it and laugh at them?

[Giggle Goose]

I don't think I've ever seen Mayor McCheese. Guess it's time for Google image search.

I think all the people on here pretty much covered all the bases with the questions, cuz now I can't think of any :)

[nick1091]

I don't think I've ever seen Mayor McCheese. Guess it's time for Google image search.


See, that's the problem with the media today. Far too much Britney Spears coverage, not nearly enough McCheese.:D

[Rapscallion]

Far too much Britney Spears coverage, not nearly enough McCheese.:D

There's a difference?

Rapscallion

[BookstoreEscapee]

-Why do they wait until 11:30 to start running around the apartment?


Mine go around 10:30...I wonder if it's a time zone thing? I'm Eastern, where are you?:D
We throw them in the spare room when we go to bed so we can't hear them running around the house (and by throw I mean lure them with food and treats because we usually can't catch them ;))

Mayor McCheese (http://www.edwardsamuels.com/illustratedstory/chapter%207/mccheese2.jpg)

[reformedwaitress]

* If the Wicked Witch of the West melts in water... how did she ever bathe?

Go see Wicked on Broadway -- it'll explain it! :roll:

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Corn.

I mean, you know you chew it.

[rvdammit]

If olive oil coms from pressing olives where does baby oil come from?

[Primer]

One that got to me a few weeks ago: how could an owner's equity account have a debit (negative) balance?

The weird thing about this is that I've not had anything to do with accounting in several years. I used to tutor it at my college, but I'm a math (algebra) teacher by trade.

The other questions that keep me awake at night are the ones I yell at my dogs:
Would you settle down and go to sleep already?
Do you really need to lick my toes?
Do you really need to lie on top of me?
Why did you poop in the closet?!? You were supposed to do that when I took you out 10 minutes ago!
Why did you just jump on my bad hip?
Would you please leave the cats alone?

Would you let me get some sleep?!?

[BusBus]

Mine go around 10:30...I wonder if it's a time zone thing? I'm Eastern, where are you?:D
We throw them in the spare room when we go to bed so we can't hear them running around the house (and by throw I mean lure them with food and treats because we usually can't catch them ;))

Mayor McCheese (http://www.edwardsamuels.com/illustratedstory/chapter%207/mccheese2.jpg)

I'm on the west coast, so my cats are running on Pacific Standard Time. I also live in a bachelor suite, so I don't have the option of locking them up in a separate room. Granted, I could lock them in the bathroom, but then they start yowling and smashing things, so better to let them run around for 10 minutes.


As for Grimace, I believe that he is a tastebud....

[BookstoreEscapee]

why does my dog sleep on his back?

Correllary: Why does the dog sleep on his back when he absolutely refuses to lie on his back when he's awake? (When he wants his belly rubbed he stands on your leg and arches his back so you can get your hand under him. And yes, literally stands on your leg - he's a chihuahua and weighs 6 pounds.)

[nick1091]

As for Grimace, I believe that he is a tastebud....

Interesting, that never occured to me. But why the "dumb guy" sounding voice? And why would he be so much bigger than the Fry Kids and/or the Hamburglar?

[Food Lady]

I always think:

--Did I set the alarm?
--I have to be up in 5 hours. Will I oversleep?
--Am I supposed to be at work at 7 or 7:30? (It changes all the time. Makes no sense.)
And tonight I will be thinking:
--Is that dog next door ever going to stop barking? Where are my neighbors?

[DarthRetard]

---How the fuck am I going to beat Jordan with 90% on expert? :rant:


---How many girls will slap me by the end of my freshman year at college?


--- How can I bring myself back on stage?(friends recent suggestion was a sex change, breasts, and lip syncing)

---If homosexuals cant reproduce, how are there so many of them?


---How far will I level my 37 Gnome Rogue in WoW tomorrow?