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superhotelworker
09-19-2010, 05:21 AM
Awesome.
I love when girls put guys in their place. Second phone call of the night, and this is the conversation.

Me: Thank you for calling [Town's hotel], this is SHW, how can I help you?
Lady: Hi SHW. I was wondering, is there any chance you have a vacancy?
Me: No ma'am, I'm sorry. However, [sister site] Still has 1 smoking king.
Guy in background, who's been rambling this entire call.: We just got married, Give us a fucking room bitch.
Lady: Ya know, I have a 24 hour window to annul, and if you don't cool it, you're gonna be a single broke bastard.

I hung up (Barely) before I burst out laughing.

I came into work, and there's a not that says 323's lock is broke. It's not broke, it needs reset. Or least, that's what Mommy Manager told me.
Yeah.. about that. Lock reset machine, is over at Sister site. So.. it's staying locked. Good thing nobody's in there.

Same old shit.. different day..
Me: Thank you for calling [Town's hotel], this is SHW, how can I help you?
Guy: I was calling to find out if you had any rooms.
Me: Sorry sir, I don't. I'm completely booked.
Guy: You don't have any suites or nothing?
Me: No sir, no rooms.
*sighs* this is getting REALLY old. Let me break it down to simple words, again. NO FUCKIN ROOMS!

So, Betty, the sister site's auditor, called. She's dying of laughter. Apparently, one of my jerks from last week, is staying with her hotel THIS week.
And he's ranting about how I should be fired, and didn't I know who he was?
Betty: "And who are you?"
Guy made a catbutt face and walked off.

Jester has a competition
Guy came down tonight wearing a 'body builders are GODS" Shirt and all I could think of was Jester's signature: ""Bartenders Are Gods. Tip Well. Don't Anger The Gods.""


Aunt Vicky
Okay, I told Sammi I thought I got Uncle Vick (Or some weird hillbilly cousin) last week that said the Queen was an alien. Well, now I think I've met the female version of Grave's "Uncle Vick". And in honor of him, I'm dubbing her "Aunt Vicky." She's scary.
Apparently: If I donate 1000 dollars to her given charity (which between the hours of 3-11 is Susan G Komen and from 11 - whenever she stops calling today, is Kids need helmets, and no, I'm not kidding), she'll buy me a house so the Alien Queen can't get me.
Oh boy.

Side note: Why does my system keep signing me out? It doesn't do this to anyone else and my co-workers think I've lost my damned mind. Grr.

Stares for rooms?
John and I printed a sign that says "From the hours of 11pm to 5am, our door is locked. Please press the button on the black box, if there are issues with your key, or you need to reach the desk clerk."
Simple instructions yeah?
WRONG! People still stare with this lost confused look when they come to the door. DUDE, I won't notice you!

Good natured couple
A lady called to try and do a reservation. It took me breaking it down like Sesame Street before she got it. But bless her heart, she and her husband were the NICEST people.

And.. now I've got my paperwork done.. and I need to do stock.. and waffle batter..

Bonus
Son of a bitch! It was lovely and quiet and a night most any hotel worker would love. (Hurray for peace and quiet.). But, some drunken douchebag had to go ruin that. Mr. Drunkard wanted a room. Didn't understand the concept of no rooms.

So he wandered my lot. A worker (not sure which one) let him in and he started smoking on my back stair well. I told him he had to leave since he wasn't a guest. He said his buddy was here, but couldn't cough up a room number or name.

I get him back outside and now, all I see hear is him in my gravel rocks. I opened the door and one of my spanish workers grabbed me (Only time I'll say thanks for that) so I wasn't pelted in the head with the damn rock, and it hit the door.

Now I've got two local cops picking the guy up and he wants to call his wife. The cops know that I can't let him use my phone, it's not public. So.. he finally hunts up his cell phone. Doesn't call his wife though. No no. He calls Mommy.

Now Mommy comes and gets her precious little legal son, and snaps on me. In front of the cops. And I was having such a nice night too..

>This so better be the end of my night.

Mytical
09-19-2010, 05:29 AM
First, I like the first lady that called. That is telling him! :p
Second. Man I am beginning to believe people actually can't hear the word no.
Last..I'd stare at you :eyewaggle: wait..that came out wrong...

superhotelworker
09-19-2010, 05:31 AM
LMAO Bad minion. BAD.
And yes, that lady made me damn near choke on air. LOL

Kristev
09-19-2010, 05:48 AM
She had a great counter to his SC-ness.

superhotelworker
09-19-2010, 05:59 AM
I loved it. ANd Kristev, your sig rocks :D

XCashier
09-19-2010, 06:10 AM
Me: Thank you for calling [Town's hotel], this is SHW, how can I help you?
Lady: Hi SHW. I was wondering, is there any chance you have a vacancy?
Me: No ma'am, I'm sorry. However, [sister site] Still has 1 smoking king.
Guy in background, who's been rambling this entire call.: We just got married, Give us a fucking room bitch.
Lady: Ya know, I have a 24 hour window to annul, and if you don't cool it, you're gonna be a single broke bastard.
A non-sucky customer married to a Sucky Customer. I give that marriage maybe 6 months, tops. Kudos to her for telling the jerk to cool it, though I would think they'd have made hotel reservations in advance. :shrug:

superhotelworker
09-19-2010, 06:19 AM
She tried actually, a week ago. We told her we were booked but I have a feelin she's been a lil too stressed dealing with his goofy ass to remember.

Mr Hero
09-19-2010, 06:45 AM
Ugh! People just don't understand what "sold out" means! I had to deal with that yesterday. Today it's a new kind of stupid which I plan to make a topic about.

And is it ok if I stare? You might have to mop up a puddle of drool since I'd be so fixated on your good looks.

Kristev
09-19-2010, 06:49 AM
Thank you, superhotelworker.

superhotelworker
09-19-2010, 10:47 AM
Updated bonus
Bardic: If you read this can I have my drink? You can choose what it is.

Mr Hero
09-19-2010, 11:26 AM
Doesn't call his wife though. No no. He calls Mommy.


The way this guy is acting, maybe those are the same people.

superhotelworker
09-19-2010, 11:27 AM
Awe thanks Hero.. *gags*

Wenchie
09-20-2010, 04:12 AM
Updated bonus
Bardic: If you read this can I have my drink? You can choose what it is.

*opens up liquor cabinet and starts handing bottles to SHW* It's all yours hon... whatever you want. I even have some Pumpkin Woodchuck to share... it's nummy!

superhotelworker
09-20-2010, 06:34 AM
Ooooh yum.

Whiskey
09-20-2010, 06:52 AM
*opens up liquor cabinet and starts handing bottles to SHW* It's all yours hon... whatever you want. I even have some Pumpkin Woodchuck to share... it's nummy!

woah woah woah

wheres my invite

superhotelworker
09-20-2010, 11:03 AM
LOL *drags Whiskey with her* Only if I can have snugs though :P

Mytical
09-20-2010, 11:06 AM
LMAO, I don't drink, but that sounds like one heck of a party. Need a designated driver? :angel:

Midnight
09-20-2010, 11:09 AM
Geez, you deserve a medal for putting up with even half that crap during a single shift!

Wenchie
09-20-2010, 12:39 PM
LMAO, I don't drink, but that sounds like one heck of a party. Need a designated driver? :angel:

Sure!

Ok.... so we have Mytical to keep us safe while SHW, Whiskey & I imbibe... anyone else we want to invite? I admit that I get flirtatious and cuddly when I drink. :angel: