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MadMike
02-07-2007, 04:53 PM
A little boy is playing at the park, when he finds two tennis balls. He decides to take them home with him, but he gets tired of carrying them. He doesn't have any pockets, so he just stuffs them down his pants.

As he makes his way home, a woman is walking the other way. She looks at the front of his pants, and asks him, "What's that?"

"Tennis balls", the boy answers.

"I know how you must feel," the woman says sympathetically, "I had tennis elbow once."

ShortTemperHatesStupidity
02-07-2007, 08:06 PM
LMAO

Here's a joke I heard once:

If your junk hangs lower than your balls, does that mean you have some small junk or big balls?


The visuals I get from that one... Whew!
:roll: