Tennis joke

[Caveat Emptor]

(from Readers Digest)

Why should you never fall for a tennis player?

Because to them, love means nothing.

[MadMike]

Q: What is the definition of "Endless Love?"

A: Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis.

:rimshot:

[Boozy]

I thought we were putting all the rotten jokes in the "Groaners" thread for those of us who wanted to avoid them.
;)

[Spiffy McMoron]

Q: Why should a person marry an archeologist?

A: Because the older you get, the more interested they are in you!

:rimshot:

[MadMike]

I thought we were putting all the rotten jokes in the "Groaners" thread for those of us who wanted to avoid them.
;)

Hmm, that's a tough call. After all, just about any joke is a "groaner" to someone. :p

And I think Spiffy posted to the wrong joke thread. :D

[Spiffy McMoron]

And I think Spiffy posted to the wrong joke thread. :D

I thought this would be a big old love jokes thread! And what bigger joke is there than marriage? :D

*Runs away from the married folks*

[MadMike]

I thought this would be a big old love jokes thread! And what bigger joke is there than marriage? :D

*Runs away from the married folks*

As a married guy, I agree. Although what does a "love joke" have to do with marriage? :roll:

[DarthRetard]

Know what the number one cause of divorces is?

Marriage.

[Decker]

Know what the number one cause of divorces is?

Marriage.

That reminded me of a joke I heard a while back

"Life: A sexually transmitted disease. 100% fatal."