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Jewels
03-01-2007, 09:16 PM
So I already posted in the sucky customers section about the horrible lady I dealt with at work, but the day just kept getting better.

Anyway, right now we have a blizzard hitting the state. It got bad enough that we closed down at noon. Now, the side roads are pure crap....not plowed at all and just a big snowly, slushy mess. I opt to take the interstate home, since the traffic seems to be moving at a decent pace, and the plows have been doing a good job of keep the roadways cleared.

Since the conditions were still crappy, I drove with extra caution. I basically drove like a kid taking their road test...meaning I followed every rule of the road. I was still a little worked up about the crazy crackhead call that I took earlier, but otherwise I was A-OK.

The exit I need to get home is PITA. As you are trying to move in the the exit lane, you also have traffic coming in that is either going to the same exit or merging into traffic. Anyway, as I approach the exit I put my blinker on a good 25ft in advance. I get up to the exit and look over my shoulder to see if I have enough room to get in, and I do. Of course, I made the mistake of assuming that the car that I was going to go infront of would adjust his speed...ya know...like you are supposed to.

I merge in, and hear the guy laying on his horn. Ok, whatever...guess the guy decided to speed up instead. I stop to let him pass, and he cuts infront of me. I figure that he needs the same exit.

Then he hits his breaks. Ok, maybe he needs to merge onto the interstate. I sit and wait.

He pulls forward, and then slams on the breaks again! This time, hard. Apparently he wanted to make sure that I knew that he was angry. He flips me off and drives away, but not before I lay on my horn and return the gesture.

I was so angry. First off, I had my blinker on, he saw me, and he decided to be a jerk. Secondly, in a freaking blizzard, he decides to start slamming on his breaks and pulling the road rage tantrum. What a friking idiot! Did he not realize what kind of accident his silly tantrum could have caused? Check that...pretty sure his though process doesn't go past 1st gear.

Anyway, so I exit, all worked up again. As I am driving, fuming, and watching the road, this truck goes speeding by and splashes slush all over my windshield. I couldn't see a thing besides dirty snow. Luckily there was enough distance between me and the car infront of me, so I had enough time to react and put the wipers on overdrive.

Then I finally reach the road that will lead me home...which is a windy hill. Great. I ended up fishtailing and slamming into a snowbank.

The struggle up the hill to my home was bad...but geeze. What did I do to deserve a day like today?

RecoveringKinkoid
03-01-2007, 09:47 PM
Well, now you know what happens when insecure guys with tiny little peckers get on the road behind the wheel of a car.

Can you imagine how needledick drives on a GOOD day?

Jewels
03-01-2007, 10:08 PM
I'm hoping that he is only let out of his cage once a month.

ShortTemperHatesStupidity
03-01-2007, 10:11 PM
Well, now you know what happens when insecure guys with tiny little peckers get on the road behind the wheel of a car.

Lmmfao :roll: :roll: :roll:

zzapp the witch
03-02-2007, 03:59 AM
"Well, now you know what happens when insecure guys with tiny little peckers get on the road behind the wheel of a car."

Get so busy using their penis pump they can't pay attention to the road?

derangedperson
03-02-2007, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by zzapp the witch

Get so busy using their penis pump they can't pay attention to the road?

Is it Swedish-made? :D

AFpheonix
03-02-2007, 08:50 PM
Some day, god willing, he'll pull it with another needledick, and they'll follow each other to a secluded area and take each other out of the gene pool forever.

RecoveringKinkoid
03-02-2007, 09:42 PM
You're right. That's why I say don't even sweat it. This guy will get his.

myswtghst
03-02-2007, 09:49 PM
Sounds like the kind of guy I'm always tempted to just let hit my car, and say sweetly "oops! there was a squirrel!" when they're busy tailgating me for no reason in inclement weather.

And people like this do get theirs--I've seen it happen. They either mess with the wrong person, or end up causing a wreck. ;)

blas
03-02-2007, 11:45 PM
I had something similiar happen today. Thank goodness, most of this bad weather is past us now. The roads are much better, but there is still slush and slick spots at intersections and stop signs.

I felt like venturing out for some Mickey Ds, so I got my car out of the garage and headed out on the strip. Speed limit 45, although when the roads are dry most people (including me) tend to do 55 or more. Except.......well, today most people figured that it was fine to do their typical 55. I went exactly 45, knowing how slick the intersections were and anticipating slamming on my brakes, because there are certain spots where seem to be stoplights every 500 feet. Sometimes traffic literally crawls in those spots.

Well, people were tailgating me up the wazoo (literally) and I was in the granny lane trying to anticipate slowing down and being careful! I got so mad when I could see people's ugly faces in great detail in my rear view mirror. Watching them furiously tailgate me for a few minutes and then zoom around me (literally whipping into the other lane and zooming past). Hopefully some of them learned the hard way today that driving like that in inclimate weather is STUPID.

MadMike
03-03-2007, 02:22 AM
I had this one idiot tailgating me when the roads were wet and slippery. Then when we went around a curve, I saw him starting to slide sideways. I think he backed off after that, realizing just why I was going slow. Still, I would have laughed my ass off if he would have slammed into the side of the embankment.