My new favorite game

[April]

(mods, I dunno if this should go here or not)
I got this on myspace and I found it amusing.

Go to google.com

type in "yourfirstname was arrested for" (remember the quotes or it won't work) and see what you come up with

April was arrested for swearing at police officers

[rvdammit]

On March 31, 1971, a drunk and disorderly rvdammit was arrested for burglary


Yes I changed it to my boardname

[Heksubah]

Your search - "Kara was arrested for" - did not match any documents.

[CaroPhoenix]

Amy was arrested for her troubles (albeit reluctantly -- it seems that city cops have better things to do than handcuff women in fluffy slippers)

I'm just wondering which of my fluffy slippers I was arrested in. I have several. Plus, I have cow slippers, snoopy slippers AND cat-in-the-hat slippers. :roll:

[Cia]

Celia was arrested for having illegal cigarettes for sale in the Store. Okey dokey.

I wonder what kind of illegal cigarettes.

[BookstoreEscapee]

I got nothin'...guess I'm just an :angel:

If I take out the quotes I get a lot of stuff in German lol (my first name is a German word, but not a name in German)

[kerrisan]

"Kerri . . . was arrested on charges of theft and conspiracy to commit."

[Barefootgirl]

Humm....

"After Barefootgirl was arrested for drunk driving, Grissom picked her up with little fanfare."

"Barefootgirl was arrested for her involvement with the SLA (Symbionese Liberation Army) and sentenced to a 14-year prison sentence"

Bizarrely enough, most of the links that Google returned were to other people, on other boards playing the same game !

[digilight]

In 1734, Digilight was arrested for his politically maladroit actions and sent back to Dublin

Digilight (famous actors name goes here) gets arrested whilst nude, drunk, high, playing the bongos, and in the company of a clapping, dancing man. I can't make this stuff up, folks.

All the other ones were for unfunny stuff like murder and armed robbery (holy crap, people with my name are either deviants or just bad bad folks)

[BookstoreEscapee]

Bizarrely enough, most of the links that Google returned were to other people, on other boards playing the same game !

I tried my middle name and got a bunch of those, too :)

My last name gets me nothing, too.

My middle name gets me several DUI or other drunken convictions, plus a suspended license and a murder. :D Marie is apparently not a 'nice' girl.

[Barefootgirl]

Digilight (famous actors name goes here) gets arrested whilst nude, drunk, high, playing the bongos, and in the company of a clapping, dancing man. I can't make this stuff up, folks.


LOL, i know who that was - one of the funniest celeb stories of recent years.

[KuzcoLlama]

KuzcoLlama was arrested for:

1) Reckless endangerment in the first degree, criminal mischief in the second degree and breach of the peace in the second degree.

2) Assault on a coworker.

3) For drunk driving.

It's always the quiet ones.

[Spiffy McMoron]

1) Spiffy was arrested for carrying cocaine in his pocket

2) On April 10, Spiffy was arrested for trespassing

3) Spiffy was arrested for all of Robert’s crimes, which included planting a bomb on a plane and killing three of Paul’s neighbours, murdering and framing one of Paul’s business enemies, Tony Corbett, and killing another businessman, Sean Dempster. (Damn you Robert! I'll get my revenge! Upon further investigation, turns out that this story was actually a plot in an Australian soap opera. -Spiffy)

4) Spiffy was arrested for DUI

5) 16 year-old Spiffy was arrested for the rape and murder of a white couple in Marion, Indiana in the summer of 1930. (1930? I committed a crime over 50 years before I was born? That takes some talent -Spiffy)

6) Spiffy was arrested for one of these malicious damage forays

7) There was a time, two years ago, when Spiffy faced the very real possibility of jail time. (It helps when you have a crackerjack lawyer! :devil: -Spiffy)

Wow. I'm a right bastard. Who saw that one coming? :lol:

[Giggle Goose]

Giggle Goose was arrested for theft in the fifth degree.

-For using duct tape on kids :confused:

-For public intoxication and less than half an ounce of marijuana :drink:

[JuniorMintz]

"Sarah was arrested for murder and probably could not take care of the children, they had to be apprinticed out."

"Apprintiticed"? Either way, someone got in trouble! :eek:

[ShortTemperHatesStupidity]

STHS was arrested for:

operating while intoxicated-SWEET! I'm a doctor
for booing-WTF
unauthorized use of a motor vehicle ('joyriding')-I do love the wind in my hair...
for not following her probation orders and was jailed for two days-Boooo! Oh wait, that's prolly how number 2 happened...
for battery on a child-If it was stupid enough I'd give it a whack or two
for public intoxication-LMAO

And there's so many more!

[Caveat Emptor]

Andrew was arrested for complaining about the quality of ale, and throwing a mug at Pego. He also was also arrested for kissing his gladius in Monlon.

:confused:

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Okay, let's see what we got here. Irving was arrested for:

-noting that the gas chamber shown at Aushwitz is a reconstruction. :confused:

-rape and kidnapping

Those two were with my CS name. With my real name, I got arrested for:

-allegedly performing sexual acts with male minors under the age of 14 (Great. First result and I'm a pedophile :lol:)

-DUI

-drug possession

[LostMyMind]

:lol: way too many to list. My first name is just too common.

But the one that cracked me up is

LostMyMind was arrested for slappin his 1000 foot long penis across an officers

[Banrion]

:LostMyMind was arrested for slappin his 1000 foot long penis across an officers

Across an officer's WHAT? You can't leave that one hanging like that!!!!

[AFpheonix]

Nothing came up for my first name. Uncommon spelling, most likely.

My middle name brought up arrest for possession of meth, and I'll most likely have my 4 year old daughter taken away. :(

Total bummer.

[Primer]

"...was arrested for adultery and taken to the Tower of London."

[Midnight12]

In March 2004, Lauren was arrested for driving under the influence, speeding at 100 mph on Highway 113. "At that point, I said, 'That's it. ...

[Banrion]

Nothing on my first name, but when using the last

"Banrion was arrested for possessing approximately 28.6 kilograms of marijuana while entering the United States" :eek:

[Writer Cath]

Uh-oh.

I was arrested for treason :ashamed:

That, or insulting a man. Take your pick.

[Jpurple]

Apparently I was arrested for both prostitution and bail jumping!

[Ladyhawke]

.... was arrested for obscenity with a sledgehammer :eek:

[Rapscallion]

Arrested in Canadalandia for a slew of charges, including a daring midday robbery involving $250,000 of high end watches. Apparently, I look good in a ski mask and bandana.

Now you know how I fund the site.

Rapscallion

[booger]

*booger* was arrested for forging said boyfriend's identity, in order to score some tranquilizers

...I hope that they were at least good tranquilizers, considering all of the trouble she went through to get them.

[Fera Festiva]

Fera was arrested for:

- Possession of methamphetamine and drug paraphernalia
- Murder
- Witchcraft
- Putting a curse on Walcott's pigs
- Insider trading
- The premeditated slaughter of over 77000.325 shareholders of her company.

... What can I say. I've been around. :D