Slogan Help

[jashme]

Ok fellow csers, I need help with coming up with a slogan for our store. I work at a meat locker, custom and retail, both beef and pork. I was trying to figure some kind of play on words with either steaks or meat. So I ask all of you to see what you can come up with, I know most of you are way more creative then me. Any help would be great. Just a side note, I know "Can't Beat Our Meat" and "Eat Our Meat" are great for a laugh, but management has said a big NO to both of those.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

Jashme's Roadkill Grill: You kill 'em, we grill 'em!" :roll:

Okay, seriously....

"Steak your claim to a great (porterhouse, T-bone, various and sundry cut of steak) at (insert business name here.)"

Here's a good one from a restaurant ad I heard a while ago: "We charge your for the (steak, chop, whatever) and not for the whole (cow, pig, whatever animal the meat came from)"

[Knightmare]

How about this one:

(Your store name): We don't have sex with the carcasses.

Thanks to Blas and her post (http://www.customerssuck.com/board/showthread.php?t=9155) for the inspiration.
:D

[blas]

"Feed your family, nourish your body, and save money all in one trip!"

"We are the strongest link when it comes to our sausages"

Sorry, lame.........hahahahaha.

"No, it's not a deer, or a horse!"

"Our cold cuts are the reason Chuck Norris is still fighting crime!"

[Rapscallion]

"I pump my own sausage every day."

I had a T-shirt with that on and wore it when I was a butcher.

I kid you not.

Rapscallion