sportsmom
03-19-2007, 05:35 PM
Here's another one for you guys!
1. You're going to die young because you smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were 15...you're going to Hell because of the life you took. John...you're fucked.
2. This is my gardener Clayton Boone. He's never met a princess before, only queens.
3. Don't worry, I saw "Lord of the Rings." I'm not going to end this 17 times.
4. Now, you listen to me, Mr. Grand High Poobah of Upper Buttcrack. I'm just about half-past give a shit with your fun and games.
5. I do believe in anything provided it is incredible. That's why I intend to die as a Catholic, though I could never live as one.
6. Never drum on a white lady's bobbies at a big redneck dance. Got it.
7. We'll leave you alone, but we'll be listening from the kitchen so talk loud.
8. Open your eyes.
No.
Open them or I'll staple your eyelids to your forehead.
9. Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me pegged, because of the way I am, the way I talk. And they're always wrong.
10. You speak so many bloody languages, and you never want to talk.
1. You're going to die young because you smoked 30 cigarettes a day since you were 15...you're going to Hell because of the life you took. John...you're fucked.
2. This is my gardener Clayton Boone. He's never met a princess before, only queens.
3. Don't worry, I saw "Lord of the Rings." I'm not going to end this 17 times.
4. Now, you listen to me, Mr. Grand High Poobah of Upper Buttcrack. I'm just about half-past give a shit with your fun and games.
5. I do believe in anything provided it is incredible. That's why I intend to die as a Catholic, though I could never live as one.
6. Never drum on a white lady's bobbies at a big redneck dance. Got it.
7. We'll leave you alone, but we'll be listening from the kitchen so talk loud.
8. Open your eyes.
No.
Open them or I'll staple your eyelids to your forehead.
9. Ever since I was a child, folks have thought they had me pegged, because of the way I am, the way I talk. And they're always wrong.
10. You speak so many bloody languages, and you never want to talk.