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Phone Jockey
07-23-2006, 06:24 AM
Customer: Modern technology…I’m a little dumbfounded when it comes to that.

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Customer: I was talking to a person & they lost me. Can I talk to the department that handles my issue about how I have an issue with all of you?

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Me: You owe $114, mam. How much can you pay?
Customer: $80. That’s almost half. :cry:

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Customer: I have a problem & I’m too dumb to tell you what it is.

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Customer: This TV goes out every time we have a storm or just when my dog pees on the cable box. :eek:
ShoresKoC
07-23-2006, 06:58 AM
Me: ok, now press the "tv/video" button. What appears on your screen now?

Customer: a black screen

Me: hmm.. anyting on it?

Customer: no, its completely black

Me: ok, press it again

Customer: still a black screen

Me: ok, just keep pressing it till you get back to the snowy screen

Customer: still black... still black... still black.... still black....

Me: Wow, you have a lot of video input screens

Customer: oh... should I turn the tv ON?

Me: ...... Yeah.... that'd help.
Moirae
07-23-2006, 07:01 AM
I had to stop laughing before I could post. And I had to read that three times to be sure I was actually seeing it right.

And laugh again.

Wow.
Becks
07-23-2006, 03:28 PM
Customer: I have a problem & I’m too dumb to tell you what it is.


Honesty is a good thing. However, that's scary, because how can help be given?
Comp_geek
07-23-2006, 03:49 PM
It's just like the person coming in to buy a computer saying "I don't know anything about them but I want one."
Tito
07-23-2006, 03:55 PM
Customer: I have a problem & I’m too dumb to tell you what it is.


At least he / she had the courage to admit that their an idiot. :lol:
chainedbarista
07-23-2006, 04:13 PM
At least he / she had the courage to admit that their an idiot.

that's always the first step to recovery, oh wait, there is no twelve step program for idiocy, my bad. :lol: